Anyone else getting some 'lockdown pussy'? I''m a schlep in NYC that has 2 new special friends in my building...

I think you're just a fag. A women is going to say come fuck me. But if shes inviting you up and offering you beer that means shes wants to fuck. Idiot you blew that chance. I'm sure she thinks you have a personally disorder too lol

Not really mang. I’ve gotten a bunch of numbers off dating apps but haven’t been able to pull any of them... whether white or Asian. my area is under shelter in place so that could be it. Before this shit I could easily get them to meet up for a drink.

a solid 8 said i was cute and invited me over for streaming services. i threw a baseball directly at her cunt and screamed at her to stay 20 feet away. fucking based

It's because your Canadian not because you're a white incel. You can probably find some nigger to fuck if you have a little money and can buy her cheap shit and fast food every night lol

Same

>just be yourself bro
Yeah maybe that works if you’re a good person. Most of us grew up in broken homes and spend all our spare time on Yas Forums.

no

I'm just as much of an incel as before. i hope corona chan kills you all.

Wtf? Invited you over for streaming services? The hell is that? Like to watch netflix? If so why would you day it like that lol. You talk more fucked up than I do

>I''m a schlep
>in NYC
Shalom and happy hannukah

I hope it kills only you for wishing that evil on us -_-

I haven't had much hooking up with anyone in my building yet because apparently I look like a pedophile but I did order an escort a few minutes ago and plan on secretly recording the session and uploading it onto my pornhub account.

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you fucking monkey, the purpose of the lockdown is social distancing. That includes your neighbors and friends

>believing OP
when are you gonna shoot up the block user?

I don't even have an uptick in tinder matches. im not even ugly. it's just that I'm a sub 8 male and women's standards are too damn high especially in nyc

It's called low standards. I know a guy that used to do door to door sales. He fucked hundreds of ham planets, proven with nauseating photos.

based user make sure you share the link with us

also if you do escorts you should stick to asians and Hispanics not white women don't contribute to their sexual slavery

Are you a paid Netflix shill or are you actually on here advertising for them for free?

lmao no
yes, it is not about acquiring skills. It's about being yourself, indeed, BUT
You have to be handsome,, sexy, charismatic, manly, dress nice
Aside from dressing nice,, these things cannot be learned and cannot be faked. If being yourself doesn't include these, you are fucked.

I live in a suburb and own my own house. But no girl wants me. Its okay, sometimes sex just isn't for some.

>don't contribute to their sexual slavery

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Degenerate.

Really? I did door to door sales, I’m decent looking, I mean I’m not very charismatic either, but fat white women were always in a bad mood. Maybe because I was in a crime ridden area though

>escorts
>sexual slavery

Lmao. Far from it. Only low end streetwalkers have pimps. Escorts are independent. They make a shitload of money and you know they don’t report it to the IRS, so no taxes. Don’t simp for them.

t. Knows an escort very well

No. The only asian I've been with was some goth Korean I met at a bar in East Village..years ago

Same here user my old side pieces are coming back around and old tinder matches are hitting me up this has been the best time to get pussy THE ROASTIES ARE WITHDRAWING
>THE ROASTIES ARE WITHDRAWING

in canada we call it streaming services
i have to carry a baseball everywhere i go to keep the thirsty roasties at an appropriate social distancing. some chinese cutie invited me over for pancakes but then she caught the baseball and i didnt know what to do cause it was supposed to hit her in the tit so i just held my breath until i passed out and when i came to she was gone. i hope she didn't suck my dick or something while i passed out i dont want the corona cock

Unfortunately can't have a dog in my NYC apartment, sad, 35 and single and literally half my company just got laid off from Corona economic fallout

inb4 move, faggot, etc.

Reported to FBI

>Because of the implication.

>because of the implication

Fake news!

i don't even watch porn with white women because I respect that much. they should be mothers for more white sons not sex toys. use non whites as sex toys if you must

>Things that never happened, but are still based af

This is the golden age of being a paypig simp right now

>straight up ask a girl if I can be her paypig bitch boy
>she enthusiastically says yes

All of their instincts are telling them to seek security and comfort right now

This is the saddest thing I’ve read white girls are insanely easy bro, they’re stupid, impressionable and will let you do anything to them to keep your “love/attention” or whatever

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret kid, white women are human garbage. Stop romanticizing them as if they're innocent child bearers frolicking through wheat fields, it just isn't an accurate depiction anymore. White escorts especially are truly manipulative, disgusting, and down right rude. This is why I enjoy infecting them with my rotten cum.

this is true, most of the women who i had to use the baseball on have been white.

I don't want to deal with her mom and the unresolved attachment issues. I've dealt with that before. Borderline personality disorder is serious shit. No thanks.

Yeah I’m fucking your mom in the ass with my BBC right now

>this
That friend you have that fucks hundreds of girls and has stories for days about it? Go on some adventures with him and you’ll realize you been assuming he’s been fucking nines when I’m reality’s 3s and 4’s

Same pussy I've been getting for 3 years now. Managed to somehow get a 7/10 without being chad

Based

>fake it till you make it
Used to not be but now I’ve been described as these traits by others
>feels good

Well I'm homo. So I've finally got a nice little harem going on. All some of my favorite past hook ups.The one man isn't enough for me types.

Now I get to choreograph gay 4 ways and order the men to never leave the house without me. This is the kind of dom I always wanted to be.

I LOVE YOU CORONACHAN!

>schlep
Fuck off kike. Enjoy your pussy pieces that have seen more traffic than a pizza stand at an anime convention.

And they loved you more for it leaf

>how does one get social skills like these
You should have developed them in middle and high school rather than sit inside playing videogames all day.

imagine living like a homosexual

>>straight up ask a girl if I can be her paypig bitch boy
consider suicide

good body for grandma

Top kek

You just reminded me why i dont miss nyc.

Based.

Have a local i may see on friday and another who lives on the other side of london who I have not yet slipped it in.

Decisions decisions...

Yea she hits the gym regularly but her cunt is totally busted. Her asshole is surprisingly tight considering she offers greek (anal).

this one chick, a stout 8.5, who sometimes follows me home from the laundry store got a wallop right in the thigh gap with the old baseball and that worked a treat to maintain safe distance but then the next day she had a bat so that really threw me for a loop and when i threw the ball she knocked it out of the park and then started coming at me. i held my breath as she tried to rip my pants off but then the beans fell out my pockets and got all over everything and i was able to slip away but that was also my lunch and i never found my baseball.

Totally. There's something about this quarantine that makes bitches antsy (read: horny) as fuck. They're pent up and bored and want a big strong "penis" to protect them from the scary virus. I've got a bar installed of my own in my basement, and have a lot of cool parties. (Wet bar too, so I have a sink) I've been basically swimming in trim since they closed the bars, ha ha. All these women, you wouldn't believe. They have super big boobs which they let me squeeze while they tell me how much they want to have sex with me. I also have a really long wiener.

Chad would have fucked her and never told anybody

This. To 'be myself' would mean chopping people up into little pieces. I have to ignore what my brain tells me to do or I will die/go to prison.

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this is why i dont like people like you, your utilitarian view of sexuality in all its degraded interpretation (i.e. - see usage of the term pussy, implications of "special friend" whom who have omitted what exactly is the nature of those benefits, because you know your perspective is likely degenerate)

Youre disgusting, but I know I have to tolerate you because most people think like you.

Youre disgusting because I bet you a million dollars the only value you get out of sexual relationships or relationships for that matter is to sustain whatever god damned inefficiency or inadequacy you interpret yourself to have, so you cope by seeking out validation from people around you through your own perceived value in the nature of sex, and consuming this act - your petty ego, your petty utilitarian sense of satisfaction, through what, a fucking orgasm, wow youre a prize star cow of the fucking human race arnt you. I absolutely commend your behaviour in all the higher pursuits it represents in the human race finding pleasure and beauty in higher and more cultured pursuits you fucking monkey.

No greater or grander interpretation of procreative acts, hardly anything sacred in ritualistic behaviour, your acts are merely a representation of how lost the human race is from its divine origins and greater standing in the order of existence, you spit on the true nature of the human race by your interpretations and ignorant herd like cattle acts, I know most of the human race is like this, and this is why I hate most of you, but also understand I love you and want better for the entire human race, I know sweetie, it may be hard for you to understand

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its not just the coof you gotta worry about. if a chick starts queefing in your direction you need to maintain a cool 20 feet and report her to the health services

pathetic virgin thread