HE'S BEEN INFECTED

He has trained years for this.
Forcably ejecting unwanted materials from his body.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT THE HECCKIN COOOOOMERINOS
NOT THE PORNHUB PREMIUMERINOOOOOS NOOOOOOOOO
NOT THE ROASTIE-TOASTIE-JERKIE-OFFSTIE NOOOOOOOOO
NOT THE FRKN FAPERINOOOOS NOOOOOO

That poor fucker. RIP.

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What does he fucking do for a living?

All he talks about is coom shit and he goes to all this coomer events.

only if you swallow and it has to be someone's elses coom

pornhub bitches are immune

Noooooooo!!!

fucking newfag

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COOM HEADSHOT

Why would you want a mold of some blown out roastie? The coomer is an enigma.

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Spice

reading that was physically painful.

low effort 1/5

The holocoom?

kek

he cooms

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it does. I've seen some idiots claiming it boosts your immune system. Yes, it does, but only while you're fapping. Then it falls down below your average

>FPS Doug
Damn, I haven't seen him in a long time. He must be like 40 years old nowadays.

That's not FPSDoug.
>be funny if it was
>everybody knows you run faster with a knife

he even included some hearts. What else do you want, homo

Under-fucking-rated, good job army knife

If jayman079 is really the coomer why doesnt he have more followers

Kek

Praying for him

You need to leave

I still hear his voice even without the audio. Just watching that gif man.

Doug is a legend man, he pretty much never stopped making content, for a bunch of websites and even TV stuff I think.

fpbp

Professional coomer

literally time to go back

Oh no !
What about his kid !

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that's something he retweeted.

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HE'S GONNA-

He wants to coom like a young man
With the wisdom of an old man
He wants his home and security
He wants to coom like a sailor at sea
Beautiful coomer, where you gonna fall?
You realize you just can't have it all

This pic me make feel sad

I'M GONNA COOMF

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rel-diddly-eleased cooming noodly-nurse noodly-needily-doodily coom beforinoe doodley-doesies diddly diddily ding dong coom diddly coomeroo coom pornhuberino diddly diddly noodly-newfag riddly-roastie coomeroo Riddly-reading cooms doodley-does doodley-does diddily ding dong bel-diddly-elow diddly old noodly-nowadays.

Same here

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Hes trying to lure corona-chan

Thought it was the bald guy from Brazzers.

>Good morning alix lynx. I am currently on my deathbed. Just writing to let you know I coomed 4 times to you last night into my bedpan. Hope you have a wonderful day my queen x

not the coom prophet, how will i coom now without his guidance

I’d let him suck my dick and eat my ass. Maybe even a little fingering.

C for COOMER

Der Coomer is on an advanced plane of existence

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The Coomer.

medically induced cooma

HEADSHOT MAN, HEADSHOT

>retards telling him to go back when coomer is a newfag meme
Holy shit absolute state of election tourists

It's worse that some people don't know Doug.

Fuck Voldemort has the chink virus?

>no fun allowed

Is this molymeme? All bald people look the same.

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It was fun while he lasted...tug in peace coomf, tug in peace!

wtf man, not nice, now I have to deal with soul-crushing nostalgia

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I can sort of get watching it at home, but who on God's good earth do they attend events like this?

He'll find release in an hour. :^)

>I'm putting together a team

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Will he be hooked up to a coomilator to get him through these dire times?

newfag

COOM TEAM SIX

The coom squad?