/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2539 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

uh... guys?

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/cvg/ wouldn't be /cvg/ without Gary
I LOVE YOU GARY

argie bros be real with me...
we are going to crash and burn too,right?

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Thanks Gary, I was starting to lose faith

That's is highly suspicious "gary"...

>yfw moldova niggers come rushing here when their healthcare system collapses first

>a message for my spam folder regarding coronavirus

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someone needs to put a bucket underneath him or he might dribble again

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oh noo that sucks

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#
You wouldn't understand it,Romania is a heterogeneous country which encompasses people who look like (You) # (subhumans) as well as pic related. How can I NOT hate those 80 IQ subhumans? How can I tolerate their existence??!

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The queen is going to die from this, then total panic will ensue.

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Haha eviction moratorium GET FUCKED LANDLORDS YOU ARENT GETTING A CENT COME HAVE MY HOME IN 7 MONTHS

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>not posting the original

Is it true Stockholm saw a surge in deaths today?

Don't you have a border?

asian women are disgusting

can I get a version with a square pixel aspect ratio?

Which correct name?
Wumonia?
Chinfluenza?
China's One Lung Policy?
Xi Jinplague?

Have some OC /cvg/

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they got her panties color wrong

+4,463 NEW CASES IN NEW YORK, +14 DEATHS
>30,000 TOTAL INFECTED I NY,17,856 INFECTED IN NYC
+4,463 NEW CASES IN NEW YORK, +14 DEATHS
>30,000 TOTAL INFECTED IN NY,17,856 INFECTED IN NYC
+4,463 NEW CASES IN NEW YORK, +14 DEATHS
>30,000 TOTAL INFECTED IN NY,17,856 INFECTED IN NYC
+4,463 NEW CASES IN NEW YORK, +14 DEATHS
>30,000 TOTAL INFECTED IN NY,17,856 INFECTED IN NYC

FORMER FDA HEAD SAYS NEW YORK CITY HOSPITALS ALREADY REACHING 'MAXIMUM' CAPACITY'

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stop being a dumb cocky nigger your friends and family will die soon enough

Lets watch some new york streams.

youtube.com/watch?v=mRe-514tGMg

>retards still have public transportation running

Nice

NO

SHUT UP

WE DONT WANT A HAPPENING.

THERE IS NOTHING HAPPENING

WE WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK. BACK TO MCDONALDS, STARBUCKS, AND ALL THE OTHER SHITTY PLACES WE WORK AT.

WE CANT BEAR THE THOUGHT OF STAYING IN OUR SHITTY HOUSES FOR ANOTHER DAY.

WE DONT CARE IF THE VIRUS IS SERIOUS, IN FACT, WE DONT EVEN COMPREHEND IT

ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS NOT HAVING TO FACE OUR OWN DEGENERACY IN THE MIRROR IN OUR SHITTY HOMES

NOTHINGBURGOORS, UNITE!!!!!!

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Halfords?
KEK

>not taking advantage of this no-longer-happening (stock market recovered, the only thing that matters, death and infection counts decreasing) to get a bit of banter in

The more I look at this, I think I have been watching too much Lain.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 64,765 (909) Spain 47,611 (3,445) Germany 37,323 (206) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 10,897 (153) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,264 (435) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Canada 3,290 (30) Norway 3,066 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Sweden 2,526 (44) Brazil 2,433 (57) Australia 2,431 (9) Israel 2,369 (5) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,796 (20) Denmark 1,724 (34) Czech Republic 1,654 (6) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Japan 1,307 (45) Ecuador 1,173 (28) Chile 1,142 (3) Pakistan 1,063 (8) Poland 1,051 (14) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (14) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Greece 821 (22) Indonesia 790 (58) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (3) India 657 (12) Philippines 636 (38) Singapore 631 (2) Slovenia 528 (5) Peru 480 (9) Colombia 470 (4) Egypt 456 (21) Panama 443 (8)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) Italy +5,210 (+683) United States +9,909 (+129) Spain +5,553 (+454) Germany +4,332 (+47) Iran +2,206 (+143) France +2,929 (+231) Switzerland +1,020 (+31) South Korea +100 (+6) United Kingdom +187 (+13) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Canada +498 (+4) Norway +200 (+2) Portugal +633 (+10) Sweden +227 (+4) Brazil +186 (+11) Australia +114 (+1) Israel +439 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+4) Denmark +133 (+2) Czech Republic +260 (+3) Ireland +235 (+2) Japan +114 (+2) Ecuador +91 (+1) Chile +220 (+1) Pakistan +91 (+1) Poland +150 (+4) Romania +112 (+2) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Greece +78 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Russia +163 (+2) India +121 (+2) Philippines +84 (+3) Slovenia +48 (+1) Peru +64 (+2) Colombia +92 (+1) Egypt +54 (+1) Panama (+2) Bahrain +27 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Estonia +35 (+1) Dominican Republic +80 (+4) Argentina (+2) Serbia +81 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Not the best translation I can give on this but here's what basically goes down:
>0:00 - 0:06
"Heyyyy, lookie here, lookie here!... (something-something). Gang, lookie here, lookie heeeereee!! (as in "look what we have here")
>0:07 - 0:12
"Ha ha ha! Are you okay? Are you okay?? Eh? Think you're so adorable strutting around like that, eh?
>0:13 - 0:20
"Watch this now, watch this now!" (talking to the audience who might be watching the video)
>*audible hammer smack in the head*
(dog's skulls 100% cracked)
>*starts whining and yelping but each sound is instantly cut off into a gurgle because the dog is choking to death*

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fucking kek.
what happened to this shithole? It's the new wuhan

hahaha NYC boomers are all gonna die

aw I thought I had the first honor.

>mfw boomers and the weak start to die in mass

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Flu Manchu

Nothingburger.
Take your meds, schizos.
Stop making these threads.

WUHAN 2 BOOGALOO

He fucking lost it yesterday dude

Are you guys doing take out? Should I risk my life for a pizza or a burger?

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CoronaChan Distribution center here
Post one receive one.
Ask for something specific or ask for something general.
I probably have something for you.
we'll start with one I've not seen in a while.

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Nobody gives a shit about it.

If he's wrong he loses the election. Guaranteed. So why would he risk it. The conclusion I take is that they know better than us and it is not as serious as some would have you believe. You can't say he just wants the keep the stonks up. If he's wrong then the market crashes anyway.

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AMERICANS AIMING TO BE #1 ON CORONALYMPICS 2020

>>AMERITURDS CANT STOP WINNING

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Oh god I hope so.Her Royal Highness dying from a fucking flu. Biblical and historical

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so, uh, what is the probability that nuclear war breaks out from this? asking for a friend.

drawfags pls make a longchink/coronachan hybrid

Borders are open to everyone. You just need to sign a paper declaring you haven't travelled to #red zones.

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the numbers of deaths and infetions are rising

Post link faggot, this is the best news I have gotten all day.

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Good job, Gary!

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Our tv posts keep shoving american shit up our throats. Fuck this,also fuck the bitch unironically,she's pretty hot...oh wait ...she unironically talked about social justice...put her to sleep.

>UK and USA still busy manipulating their daily numbers

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you don't generally just die in a few hours with corona, i think it must have been heart failure

Who would've thought we would divide Yas Forums once again
also
>rent free

>If he's wrong
>if

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Does anyone have video evidence of a corona victim?

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Why wont the English report the dead?

How bad as it got in the south?

NOTHING BURGER

NOTHING BURGER

NOTHING BURGER

NOTHING BURGER

NOTHING BURGER

NOTHING BURGER

Those who intentionally spread coronavirus could be charged as terrorists
The Justice Department offers guidance on how to deal with “purposeful exposure and infection of others.”

By JOSH GERSTEIN

03/24/2020 11:22 PM EDT

Coofers BTFO!

Italy tier.

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imagine being so invested in wanting a happening
your life has to be fucking shit

Oh shit I didn't know we have a drawfag lurking the threads now.

YES, please

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Whats the deal with the burgers? When do they have to go back wagecucking? I heard the rumors, but not the full story.

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what the fuck no one cares about the election it is cancelled!

COPE

>he's not eating from his frozen stash
ngmi

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noice, thanks for saving my oc post

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Germany, you can't talk

Fuck no negro, learn to cook good cause now's the time to learn

it's old news already, those numbers were reported hours ago

What channels are you talking about?

nothingburger state of mind

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How many years will it take for NYC to become a tourist destination again?

>Gerstein

Now is the time to get fit at home!
Emerge from self-isolation with a total Chad body.
What's stopping you?

youtube.com/watch?v=BkS1-El_WlE

>inb4 video of some random fuckboy
You really want to be that pathetic slob or awkward lanky skellington you are right now? Yeah didn't think so.

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>UK +180 cases
happening over

>Believing this retard anymore
Yas Forums has officially reached peak sunk cost mentality. This dumb motherfucker said we'd be at zero cases in a few days back in february

Who doesn't wanna kill a few people?

Nothing to see here
Just half the planet's population in quarantine

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>The conclusion I take is that they know better than us and it is not as serious as some would have you believe
Then you are an idiot he is flying on pure hopeium and he is going to crash hard when reality finally hits him

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shut up turkroach

yes /herdimmunity/ gang! it will crash and burn and in a few weeks everything will shut down. way too late

Based

Anything will do user, preferably something like pic related

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How's progress on this, Algerie?

Oh shit yeah, I can see the little hairbands from the side. You can never watch too much Lain nor is there ever too much Lain

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Sorry cunt
Yours looks okay
Keep practicing

Italian doctors have alspo reported to stop counting.

> goyim want to go back to work and pay for the circumcision harvest for my Jew overlords' facial cream

I imagine it would be different during a pandemic. We shut down our border with Belarus for the first time since 1600s, I don't see why Romania wouldn't close the border with Moldova.

Remember fellas UV-C kills corona Chan

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remove yourself mehmet

It's not exponential. The curve is going to level off in a few weeks.

youtu.be/ZQG5ZvKejiM chilling in Italy

are there pics of the Helinki roadblocks yet?

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Fag checks out

It was great bro

See the dow lately retard?

it's over

also, this dog keeps crying out each time it gets hit in the head with the metal pipe until it can't make do anything else anymore but choke on its own blood

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>14 deaths
Fake news

lol
he'll be blocked by most congressman at least half the senators, governors...and then in november he can tell the millions of people out of work look i tried to save your jobs!
8D chess move once again

Belarus was part of Poland in the 1600s,btw,you have some qt girls in Minsk

I haven't been on CVG all day, to me this new.

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>wahhh I buy my own stuff
>wahh I reuse my mask
Jesus it's almost never ending with these types of people.

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Will do leaf, I ain't much but I have to start somewhere!

>Aspect_Raidou.png

>I don't see why Romania wouldn't close the border with Moldova.
Weaponized incompetence and stupidity.

why isn't bongland reporting their numbers?
any info?

Mad lad Tim Wetherspoon?

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She has multiple panties

>it's already steepening on the logarithmic graph
You are a very optimistic person.

>turn a 1% mortality rate into a 0.3% CFR just by having '''''more hospital beds'''''
>officially only two (2) people out of 37k cases in ICU (0.005%) despite the rest of the world ranging from 5-10%

Just how do the Germans do it??? surely they cant be jewing the figures to hold up the illusion of muh German discipline and efficiency, can they??

somewhat limited sine thats the only one I've seen from that artist.
this ones a similar joke though

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Hopefully never it's been one of the shittiest places on Earth for as long as I can remember

Based Brazilian drug lords imposing curfews in favelas to save lives.

Cases here:
worldometers.info/coronavirus/
Former FDA "Maximum capacity reached":
www.cnbc.com/2020/03/25/new-york-city-hospitals-are-nearly-maxed-out-former-fda-chief-says.html

>listening to The Dick Show
>Dick says “dude H1N1 was way worse bro, it killed 60,000 people in America, this is a literal nothingburger”
>H1N1 only killed 18,000 people worldwide
>corona already surpassed it
Nothingburgers are literal disinfo shills.

Pretty sure that contraption kills you before it kills any virus

>mfw that will be murricas nail in the coffin

S

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Salvadoran PPE for the medical staff in charge of treating Corona-chan positive cases.
Worriedlaughter.png

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the presidency for this retard is secondary. he just wants to preserve his wealth at this point and if the stonks dont go back up and people dont go back to work, his assets will be worth nothing and produce nothing. therefore he puts up with losing the election(if there will be civilization at that point) in order to save his assets and the assets of his crony friends.

500k tomorrow? seems like it's been going up slower

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Did the UK release their numbers?

It begins in Russia

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basado.
Link?

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>city of 400k
>a dozen cases since yesterday
>city council saying its a nothingburger
texas is going to get alot worse

Ahhh America, Land of the Coofs and Kikes. BURN LIKE HOW ITALY DID AND MAYBE MORE

Brazil update

>who's DF superspreader?!

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Good god he's stupid. China closed for 3 months because of what would happen if the virus spread and they work like slaves and don't have elections to worry about.

I don't think I have seen her with white panties, even in the LN

Source?

This will be much worse than 9/11

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She got seen by a paramedic but died the next day, hard to say without testing.
thesun.co.uk/news/11254417/mum-dies-from-coronavirus-priority/

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Yep, Day 0 is now for us

Good speed Svein

based and horrorpilled

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>IF

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Shouldn't you all be in your shelterinis by now?

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why is that such a bad thing?
it's great that they are spreading disinfo
it's only going to make everything worse ie more will get infected
I never even bother correcting anyone saying dumb shit, why waste time and potentially help stop the spread

Check. Rip Liz, there is a new queen of UK, and the rest of the world for that matter

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Just microwave it for 2 minutes or heat it up in an oven if you want to order food

Real people want my stonks to go up! Get to work ASAP wagie

seething

That's a very simple way of looking at things. You think he doesn't know that? You think he doesn't factor all these outcomes? Even his lies are carefully crafted to benefit him in the long term. He's knows he's lying but he says it anyway because it's useful to him. There is no benefit to this tweet if it's wrong.

thank fuck you stupid shits will never ever get your own country.

>I don't see why Romania wouldn't close the border with Moldova.
>specialists predict peak is going to be at Easter because of religious faggotry
>our president is recommending romanians not to come home for Easter, but they can if they want to~ (his exact words)
Go figure. We won't shut down our borders untill our US or EU masters tell us to.
You are lucky Putin is so based. Even the serbians have shut down their borders.

still hotter than some of the girls I met in Bucharest

You have to have direct exposer

Lulz , for real and for true burger frens??

It’s barely rush hour oh no.

Scotland Wales and northern ireland have released theirs just the English hiding theirs

They had around 40-50deaths a day previously

>Symptoms
>Death

kek

remember if your boomer landlord dies of the virus you don't have to pay rent until the bank reposses the house likely a year or more

nothing specified. So here's something more general.

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reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-brazil-favelas-fea-idUSKBN21B3EV

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>You think he doesn't factor all these outcomes?
>trumptards really believe this retard is some 4d chess mastermind
Top fucking kek

the gall of an anglo accusing anyone else, much less germans, of "jewing" something

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Digits never lie

I'm going to propose a middle ground.
>Single burger, with cheese...plain.

This is a burger, just not a monster burger.

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>when she sees the D

Oh wow, almost 500k infected?
60,000,000 get infected every year by the flu
literal non-happening

Pasta 683
curve /flattened/
Happening cancelled frens

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What the fuck is up with these people not wearing full face masks?
I don't get it. If it's good enough for people who are dealing with the deadliest diseases on this planet, it sure as fuck should be good enough for medical personnel.
Just get a full face mask and a p3 filter and you're orders of magnitude above the other medical people wearing papershit.
God damn idiots. I bet they don't use them because regulations or some rules. I'd tell the hospital I'm simply not coming to work unless I get to wear my gas mask over reused disease ridden piece of cloth.

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I'm aware, that's why I'm saying since 1600s. That was the last time we had a functioning border between Belarus and Central Russia before last week.

how does it taste?

Englands numbers are in 28 dead