25-YEAR-OLD TWO TIME ALL AMERICAN LAX BRO IN COMA

nypost.com/2020/03/25/new-jersey-man-25-in-coma-after-misplaced-positive-coronavirus-test/

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A 25-year-old New Jersey man is fighting for his life after a lab lost a test that showed he was positive for the coronavirus — delaying his treatment, reports say.

Jack Allard, a two-time All American lacrosse player, was placed in a medically induced coma at an Edison hospital after being tested for COVID-19, news station WABC reported.

His mother, Genny Allard, told Pix11 News that her son first got sick on March 13 when he started experiencing a high fever, back pain and started throwing up.

“We thought he had a kidney infection,” she told the station.

His health deteriorated and he was placed on a ventilator in the intensive care unit, where he was tested for the coronavirus, WABC reported.

But the lab lost the test, which delayed his access to special experimental treatment by at least five days, the report said.

“My son is healthy, no pre-existing conditions and he’s 25. This virus is really dangerous and now he is very, very sick,” Genny told WABC.

Jack was eventually airlifted to the University of Pennsylvania on Tuesday for a clinical trial for the malaria drug Remdesivir.

“Remdesivir is one of the anti-virals that has been shown to limit the viral activity,” Dr. Laila Woc-Colburn, an infectious disease professor at Baylor College, told PIX11 News.

Genny said her otherwise healthy son’s ordeal has revealed that “we’re in uncharted waters in the world” with the pandemic.

“He never vaped, he never smoked,” the mother told WABC. “He took his health very seriously — I mean he’s an athlete.”

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Looks like a FluBro to me.

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JUST THE FLU

>Edison, New Jersey

oh good that's five minutes from me

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This won't change anything, nothingburgoors still gonna nothingburg

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Coma? Wake me when a white person dies.

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It's over

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Is this some weird government propaganda

lmao faggots it's cumming 4 u

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treatment? experimental. yet his condition is being blamed on the misplaced test results.
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OHHHHHHHH ok, that's why. Everything's going to be fine goy

Bad goy bad goy whatcha gonna dooo

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wh*Toids REKT

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Chill fratty Bates LAX bros going down then your fatass neet asses will as well

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LIterally none of you faggots get out of your chair except to obtain tendies let alone play sports

It's over

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You a Woodbridge fag

Chill fratty private school grad banker bros in peak physical health getting REKT. Needs on suicide watch.

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*NEETS

You're unironically doomed

he was a master at bates

WEW

KEK

Digits confirm. 20-something WASP elite banker bros now at risk

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>smoke bootlegged "thc" vapes for months
>destroy lungs
>get flu
>die

Just smoke flower and water hash faggots

It's over lads

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>“He never vaped, he never smoked,” the mother told WABC. “He took his health very seriously — I mean he’s an athlete.”

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Sup, neighbor?

Drunk LAX jock. Liver shot.

How does it feel knowing you're going to die very soon

MUST BE

Pretty soon heart attacks will count as covid-19 deaths.

>lacrosse player
>He never vaped, he never smoked
Sounds like a FAGGOT to me

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Yeah I bet he never shared his DANK cart with his mama. Stingy fucker.

It's literally not anything except Coronavirus you unbelievable idiot. You'll be denying this until you're choking on your own lung juices.

Lmao breh literally private school elite Merrill third year analyst reking your crocodile dundee asshole with his chad dick

Says who, mormon

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As if muh test would have made any difference.

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They want to make up some angle that gives people a sense of control over literal plague

Young healthy people getting utterly fucked by this virus. 2 or 3 of these stories every day now. Soon everyone will know someone who's died from this. How long will nothingburger fags continue to cope?

This story is hard to minimize or blame way because there's nothing for them to latch onto like muh underlying conditions. They'll just ignore it.

Cope harder faggot, the virus is an Israelite hoax, its fake. Total nothingburger you fucking retard. Keep listening to muh goyim and the jewish media. Cunt.

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Does this story even exist? Are we real?

Keep making shit up to cope. We know you will.

The trip from that lsd tab never ended. We're still in the rabbithole, Neo.

Fuckfuckfuck

Ok I'm worried now

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How many excuses will nothingburger fags make up to help them cope? Tune in to find out.

hopefully all the zoomer dies

Whoa mann

America is beautiful

>he's healthy just because he's an athlete

>rags
Also youre all faggots if you think ONE young person that seems healthy getting CORONA'd hard sends you into a tizzy

no u

Literally this. I've been reading that it's fucking extremely dangerous to simps who have weak livers or transplants.

I am wearing the same exact t-shirt right now. The guy is therefore definitely a chad and if Chads can get it, it is truly dangerous.

why doesn't the media report on all of the asymptomatic cases?

You realize da jooz want to genocide the qoyim because they believe that has to happen before the third temple can be built? What better way to do that than a deadly virus and a wholly owned president who is willing to let it spread?

>only has pictures with his sister
Damn, even college athletes can't get laid these days.

It's over

Fuck off, it’s full of small brown parasites, and the tics are bad too.
t. PAchad

there are chadcels these days

Hookers and tinder because 90 hour new analyst banker week leaves no time

He's on a ventilator, he would die if they were out of ICUs. this will happen soon in many places. Stockholm and New York are pretty much out already.

>21 year old has a little cough
vs
>64 YEAR OLD IS DYING IN A HOSPITAL BED WITH A 108 DEGREE FEVER
Which gets more clicks?

I do not want to check those integers but I have to.Scary times.

Jersey sucks

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>NYPOST fear mongers a 0.02% probability case

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Teslas do have that crashing glitch in the autopilot and many people are shitty drivers too

Viel Glück mein Neger

There have been numerous other stories about 20-somethings getting it. Your assumptions are based on fake Chinese numbers. We're just now seeing the "real" numbers from Italy and the US.

How many outliers do you retards come up with to justify your retarded black death comparisons?
You're the same faggots who see the crying spic kids and demand all borders be abolished.

> No risk factors
> popping PEDs to cheat in sports and get girls

Yes, all athletes are doing PEDs now, and I love seeing these degenerates get culled.

Italy is reporting 90 year olds on 15 meds with heart problems and diabetes as died of covid19. Makes it look scary. But those people die anyways, and the meds interact with the chloroquine

We gonna carry that weight fren.

being a rangers fan is a preexisting condition

YES IT MUST BEEN THAT. THE THING YOU MADE UP WITH NO EVIDENCE. THAT HAS TO BE IT.

>Rags

They don't even vent over 60 anymore. Stop being willfully blind you fucking retard.

Yup. People are just starting to get a taste of how bad this virus is going to rape them. All the nothingbuger fags pushing their cope BS are already responsible for thousands of deaths.

Fuck off

Totally NOT a Chinese Bio-Weapon, just the flu brah.

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All we can hope for is the nothingburger fags die

Will they continue to make things up to cope? How much longer?

Why aren't we rounding these fuckers up

Lots of outliers. Lots and lots. Thousands. Because they aren't outliers. They're common.

>Man in poor health after medical negligence
>We must trust the doctors and scientists!!1!
Pick one

>real numbers btw

>Italy
>real numbers
The reasons behind their numbers are well known. You ignore Germany, South Korea, Taiwan, etc. You also ignore that the US is not only testing more than anyone these days but the mortality rate is just as low among CONFIRMED cases.

Go back where you came from.

You have no hope if you continue being a retard on purpose.

Chinks have found you can buy off the American government. They're nothing but money whores. My local university has one of those Chinese-American friendship centres because they paid a ton of money to put it there, and the whore of the Dean of the College took kickbacks, plus he's a gay-loving globalist.

Why would it delay his treatment? The treatment is the same, independent of the diagnostic.

Who cares, kid is wasted.