/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2538 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

Garyy

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Looks like a bunch of fucking junk food

>reddit spacing
>being a huge faggot
pottery

Writing an Xcom TV show right now lads

The usual suspects Gary, Schizomed and Brzczrzczrzczrzczegdof the Tranny Prepper strike again

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

how is in-vitro research invalid? It literally kills the virus
we already know it's safe in humans because it's used to treat malaria

You been posting this for weeks now. Give us an updated version Piotr.

this

*no known health conditions
if you die from this at 21 you're not healthy
t. doctor

>already 470k cases
what the fuck just happened? We might reach 1M next week

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What the fuck do we do when Easter's coming? We'll have hundreds, no, thousands of infected retards coming into our country and our government won't do a damn thing from stopping them. They'll just pozz more and more people and tax already crumbling healthcare system even more. I fucking hate diaspora subhumans so fucking much.

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Based as fuck

BRAZILIAN MAJOR UPDATE
>2.433 cases
>57 deaths

he's cute

...what a pity,she seemed nice

Cure chan fucking save us

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Nordcucks are going to starve when we stop exporting them food

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Are you just going to keep stretching this video?

M O G G E D

Tomboys are a meme and are always disgusting.

USA over 900 deaths

:(

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1m in 3 days

Cure-chan is already sick, say your prayers huenigger

Post degree with timestamp

well,80% of Romania can not be dealt with since we have far too many villages and small towns and not even nearly enough cops...and half of them are competent

ok bro we've seen it already fucking hell

yeah, she wasn't healthy she had C19.

patient zero

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Can you write a scene where bugmen ayyliums get torn apart by dogs?

We have food. Unlike Sweden.

1 million on April 1 then they will reveal it was all a big hoax.

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Algerie. Requesting Bill Mitchell first, Hazmat or Trump second, and Corona-chan third.

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>9 billion infected according to the prediction
Tomorrow should be 15 billion

>be obese amerikike mutt
"agoobgob muh freedomz are bezt of all! America #1 wingobingo"
>banned from going outside
"wigllebooobeer well its all for a good cause need to protect against vorus to keep freedomz"

>drools in his shit-stained lazy boy, watching the latest jewish propaganda
>*sheds tear* "Wobububu feels good to be free wobubububu"

1 for vaccine 2 for cure

What's the reality on Bill Gates and ID2020?
So far I've only come across poorly constructed conspiracy nonsense.
Aside from that I'm not in the mood to read his r*ddit thread. So what's it actually have to do with coronavirus?

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She's also wearing high heels???? WTF is wrong with her?

fat fuck apocalypse

I have stored months worth of rotten fish.
LMAO @ u

Cure-chan is dead. She already lost. Corona-chan is our new goddess

Feeling kinda cute rn

Might delete later

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 64,115 (894) Spain 47,611 (3,445) Germany 37,323 (206) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 10,897 (153) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,264 (435) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Canada 3,290 (30) Norway 3,066 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Sweden 2,526 (44) Australia 2,431 (9) Israel 2,369 (5) Brazil 2,297 (48) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,796 (20) Denmark 1,724 (34) Czech Republic 1,654 (6) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Japan 1,307 (45) Ecuador 1,173 (28) Chile 1,142 (3) Pakistan 1,063 (8) Poland 1,051 (14) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (14) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Greece 821 (22) Indonesia 790 (58) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (3) India 653 (12) Philippines 636 (38) Singapore 631 (2) Slovenia 528 (5) Peru 480 (9) Colombia 470 (4) Egypt 456 (21) Panama 443 (8)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) Italy +5,210 (+683) United States +9,259 (+114) Spain +5,553 (+454) Germany +4,332 (+47) Iran +2,206 (+143) France +2,929 (+231) Switzerland +1,020 (+31) South Korea +100 (+6) United Kingdom +187 (+13) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Canada +498 (+4) Norway +200 (+2) Portugal +633 (+10) Sweden +227 (+4) Australia +114 (+1) Israel +439 (+2) Brazil +50 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+4) Denmark +133 (+2) Czech Republic +260 (+3) Ireland +235 (+2) Japan +114 (+2) Ecuador +91 (+1) Chile +220 (+1) Pakistan +91 (+1) Poland +150 (+4) Romania +112 (+2) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Greece +78 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Russia +163 (+2) India +117 (+2) Philippines +84 (+3) Slovenia +48 (+1) Peru +64 (+2) Colombia +92 (+1) Egypt +54 (+1) Panama (+2) Bahrain +27 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Estonia +35 (+1) Dominican Republic +80 (+4) Argentina (+2) Serbia +81 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Never stood a chance

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nuke china, save the world

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Just got an emergency text pretty cool maybe I can stay home now

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Nobody's dependent on your exports. Spain could disappear off the map and people wouldn't even notice until the next vacation season.

THE HAPPENINGS BROS I CANT HOLD ALL THESE HAPPENINGS

>Two more deaths
> 235 new cases
>Total number of infections 1,564
>Deaths up to nine
Oh god

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Why aren't the English reporting their deaths now? Is it that bad?

I just wanna go outside again bros
Just kidding I'm not some fucking normie loser

you are a jew

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low energy

Where are the UK and US numbers?

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Do you actually believe that will phase anyone? This is Yas Forums.

oh no no no. we all wanted a happening, now we’re getting one

Elaborate. Does it follow the Enemy Unknown and Xcom 2 Timeline?

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There never was any hope for those villages, especially when you remember that the "people" living there are infinitely more retarded than your average city slick. But what about the major cities?

What state and pic or ur a fag

COPE

>no known health conditions
Riddled with STD'S

Cope

what was Italy's death toll today?

based

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>t-the numbers are going down, guys!
>n-nothingburger!!1!

DELIVERY BRRR EDITION

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Good stash. You are going to make it.

No health issues EXCEPT the average Western diet is full of Junkfood (USA and Britain the worst) and you are vitamin and mineral deficient and consequently your immune system is CRAP.
Prepare you anus for the Bill Gates Virus.

Would they delay them if they were good?
Yeah I didn't think so.

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WHERE ARE THE UK NUMBERS

Post the name of the gook giantess

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Ireland more like Direland

Tinder whores with HPV are going to drop like flies.

>now new cases in China
>Italy numbers decreasing day by day
>most of the cases in the US are in NYC
>this shitty virus only killed 20.000 boomers compared to H1N1

OMG IT'S HAPPENING!

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5830

...

Philippines already at 6636 (38) Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I'm feeling that 1000 milestone soon. Hope we can get in more

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>normie.
Well pal, you are.

What's her name, boys?
Gum Bi?

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Shut the fuck up faggot

>posting the inferior 02

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Request done for an user

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Yeah, they'll have a whole show where the hospital crisis actors take a big bow and everything. It'll be the greatest prank the world has ever seen.

WHERE ARE MY LA COUNTY NUMBERS

Ha ha Italian jokers, it wasn't bodies you were burning it was pizza all along for the great reveal on April - the arcane megapizza, the whole planet gets a slice

Last November Gates paid for Harvard to run a "simulation" of a coronavirus outbreak that kills millions and destroys the world's economy.
Event 201 it was called, videos were still up on jewtube last I checked.
Pic related is a summary.

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It inhibits replication of half the known viruses in vitro. Doesn't work for any of them in vivo.

>Finland
Half of Europe don't even know about you

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Your tax dollars at work:
dvidshub.net/video/744243/covid-19-stress-commercial-part-2

UK NUMBERS ARE IN
+12 INFECTED
+1 DEATH
NOTHINGBURGER

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Damn you work fast, thank you algerian-user

I think its probably just that bad , heard of a hospital ward in derby had to be closed today after 9 nurses in that ward tested positive , so they probably spread it to the whole hospital already.

>going down
>US has nearly 10k a day confirmed and nearly 1k dead a day
>soon to over take Italy, who is also doing horribly
What compels retards to shout this inane shit

today i learned hat the Belgian federation for medicine is called FAGG
>FAGG (Federaal Agentschap voor Geneesmiddelen en Gezondheidsproducten)

Liege university developed a test that only takes 15 minutes
>it's less reliable than a laboratory test tho

10/10

kek

>Denmark produces enough food for 3x its population
I think we'll be fine

Bucharest will make it but will be scarred severely...and shocked for the next decade (we've never experienced this...this is the most important happening in 40+ years)...I pray to god that Iași (my hometown and the place where part of my family and the girl I love live) makes it as well...I don't care about Timisoara and Constanta but I hope Cluj-napoca will burn to the ground. I hate those smug faggots so much.

McArthur was right

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just look at her face

alright

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I wanna go outside now that norms are all inside

>15 billions
Every person in the world is going to get infected twice.

Did Prince Philip die?

“If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.” ― Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

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>tfw owner of the company is telling people who are working from home (the majority of us) to get ready to come back into the office next week, that the economy needs to keep going

BREAKING!

Movement from and to Finland's capital region BANNED for 3 weeks! 1.6 million separated from the rest of people!

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Based Anglos will save us all.

We got an organisation thats called kek

Update your pasta your pasta nigger covid already beat pig-Chan

god I'm so hard but I want to save my load but the pic is sooo hot gooood but mom's around fuuuuuck

>tall girls
Short girls are more fun

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every mild happening there is a influx of newfags and tourists, i'm just trying to do my part

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Swine Flu-chan only killed 18.036 in two years. Corona-sama has killed 20,800+ so far and she's still going. STFU.

Can we get Coronachan taking a BBC?

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Scotland wales northern ireland are in

Rise of 6 for Scotland and Wales I'm sure

Think England most have it real bad

Corona-chan wanted to invade her central nervous system but got btfo by herpes. She died from the epic battle. I'm a doctor, trust me.

saved/10

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Not nearly as disgusting as trannies.

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That's what I'm planing, yeah.
The first episode (which I'm currently on) is basically about Vahlen and Shen getting recruited for the project and ends with the tutorial mission in Berlin.

How's Germany today?

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Thank you, Algerie-san.

>condemning your sons to being manlets because you have a midget fetish

This picture always bugged me. It should be Trudeau getting blacked while his wife watches.

They are trying to suppress it. Or they are being overwhelmed and can't count them.

Either way for the average Joe, not good.

This
I don't think people have any idea how much fresh fruit and veg medshits send to the nords
And any stuff we do grow here is picked by gypsies, who've all fucked off

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So instead of everyone working from home and healthy he is going to bring everyone together, get them sick at the same time, and have no one working
make sure you coof a great deal while at work

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Hello shit taste department

twitter.com/tristan_puig/status/1242549724911030272
Uh buh uh fuck it.

I'm not that user but again, thanks for making OC man. Corona-chan manufactured TP when?

What's stopping you from fucking your mum? It's not like everyday you get this kind of chance, go for it user

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yeah and we're never gonna find a cure with your fucked up backwards mentality. you sound like a religious nut job expecting god to just drop the vaccine in your lap or something, lol.

sincere condolences, but who cares

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You're not cute. You are really broad-shouldered though.

Getting those numbers up, nice.

About fucking time. Hope it gets ugly in there.

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His wife has corona unironically

Nobody has got the courage to announce them, user.

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Good luck getting fresh fruit and salad this summer my blonde haired and blue eyed frens

Was forced to disinfect my hands today at a grocery store at the entrance but overall people dont give many fucks about the quarantine especially we had blue sky for days

Wouldnt it be easier to carve if it was dead first? I dont get this

Guys I don't want this happening anymore. My president is gonna kill us all.

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>less reliable than a laboratory test
Weren't those already prone to false results? Might as well diagnose clinically.

1.6 million quarantined! Roadblocks are being erected, cops supervise roadblocks, option for ARMY INVOLVEMENT

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How much does Gilead pay you? Asking for a friend.

Reckon UK and France are having a little discussion as they are the only numbers missing, probably on how to avoid going like italy and spain

>sign lease for apr 1st
>current tenants refusing to move out because of coronavirus
reeeeèÈeeeee

Good lord, is that 20 bongs already ? I haven't had my 16th cup of tea yet , I best get on the blower

Still need to sort out you Belgians, I do so enjoy your chocolate, goes ever so well with a Yorkshire blend. Don't worry we'll liberate you all again, just need to wait for the French to give up completely and start working WITH the virus so we can sink their fleet again, then we'll plod over to Juno and get right on it

Why are the countries that are most effected all European?
Is it the diversity?
Or just better medical care and testing?
Why are places like the Philippines, India, all of the Middle East, all of Africa, and most of Southern Asia not nearly as effected by chinkflu as Europe

/cvg/ blown the fuck out

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>Can split the atom
>Can’t make a vaccine

So uhh... when’s this vaccine coming?

Cough on the owner and all upper and middle management.

For real though, where are the US and UK numbers? Are they that bad that they need time or something?

Post pics of rats and vermin scurrying thru that pile. I suspect there are many. Clean up and organize; you will feel better.

I'm not sick
is that reason enough?

I must know now!

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>mfw when people say this is temporary
>mfw when this is the new world order

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these

>we were overdue for a plague like coronavirus
>we're also overdue for a supervolcano, major asteroid impact, pole reversal, and civilization killing solar flare
give me one good reason why we shouldnt get the fuck off this planet asap.

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>what the fuck just happened?
You've been doing jack shit for two months. Don't act surprised.

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Are they no longer counting the dead in england?

Is that how halal meat is made?

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Let's make an exchange,I want to see some brazilian favela thots,they are better than our soulless bitches

Your not alone, Brazilanon, ours is turning into a televised murder-suicide

again, fuck off eco-Bolshie

Tá com medo, petista safada?

49979147 deaths remaining to surpass the Spanish flu

Why does Chad only have 3 cases?

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>no immigration
Based NWO

RIP everyone below 20 lol

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>No fresh fruit and salad means starvation
I mean, push come shove I'll have to eat a bit more organ meat than normal to make up for the vitamins, but it's hardly the end of the world.

Sounds like circular logic to me

America and Canada will be much worse.

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what's wrong with the Gothic franchise ?

It was literally witcher 3 put into time machine and send back to early 2000s.

It was awsome and still is.

ngl, ending of G3 was horrible tho

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Pior que votei nesse filho da puta. Um dos maiores arrependimentos da minha vida.

>MEMES

t. IQ 250

Well pole reversal wouldnt matter at all for one
And we should get off this planet

>My president is gonna kill us all.
...and that's a good thing.

they touture animals because they believe it makes it taste better and gives it medicinal propriety

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ambrosia and forsythia are the cure.

It doesn't matter that I control 70% of the market for those products

commercial and touristic networks.

We've got ours in Scotland and the Welsh and NI have released
Just the English scum up to their normal sly lying tricks

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the dumbasses think it tastes better if its stressed to max levels before it dies

We have our own fruit. The north is not a frozen scabland, we have summer too.

We should have been 20 years ago, but feels before species survival

Based green death cult

they only had 3 tests

Gee, I wonder why those countries and cities that are in the lead of the globohomo multiculti open borders cult are the worst hit by a new virus?

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based

Yes obviously. The question is why

HERD HOSPITAL MUST WORK DOUBLE TIME

Next 2 weeks is when the real fun starts

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>Short
>Owns a Nu-Jeep
>Only saving grace could be a nice rack
>Nope, flat basic bitch
Hard pass.

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/

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Where do all these travelers get their masks from?

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nah even though eco fags are retarded, I want their to be a culling but for different reasons

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GARYYYYYY u my bruv.
we are still doing 2x as bad as the prediction table :(

based

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all those shitholes have a less reliable notification system as it seems to me. that’s the sole reason

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Need new CoronaChan images badly.
gib me your best

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What happened in China that they managed to wrap it up in a few days?
WTF is goin on?

Who do you think bought them all?

Yeah, that's good enough

oh no that sucks

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Are the UK updating by the minute now?

>number threads multiplied by 9 still higher than number of dead
>happening

that fucking poster is cringe.

>favela thots
They're ugly as a sin.

I feel you bro. Our situation isn't so different.

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>let's sell false hope and snake oil to the people
>zero clinical trials
>zero placebo-controlled studies
>shit causes cardiac arrhythmia

maybe finish the studies before making bullshit claims

What scares me the most, and we can see it thanks to Gary, is that while this moves much slower than we projected, it is much deadlier.

Meme fag

because unlike you we prepped in early January

>all this faggot elbow bump, bowing, fist bump shit
What about the classic and simple head nod?

BASADO

What’s wrong with ordering delivery? I wipe boxes with sanitizing wipes and I reheat the food in the oven and freeze the cold stuff

How do I convince my friend this is bad?
I don't know if he's in denial or what but he keeps saying this is nothing and refuses to stop going out.
My area is a hotspot for fucks sake.

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>tfw we are at over 2000 deaths daily now
noice

Love me some spinners!

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This is not the time to be gado user, bolsonaro fucking retarded and has no idea what he's doing