Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Gauland Edition

>Corona Live Ticker
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&feature=emb_title

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
>Election analysis 2014-2019
youtube.com/watch?v=qjZRiDwu18w

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/tQ6bf5iW

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Yas Forums.
Get a job.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=aEcg5r2bZT
>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
>Ruhrpott Roulette
youtube.com/channel/UCMm8lMIzU3Zss1rWf4dgv-g
>Andreijs Aporje
youtube.com/channel/UCa3EO79qQjTswKIiEYeGPnw
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
instagram.com/wolf.pms/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=OZd7f0Hn1eU
youtube.com/watch?v=7Mu3wxu0k5Y
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Bump.
Where is everyone?

I know nothing about German politics, mostly because I don't want to waste my time with it and would rather get Yas Forums and fuck off to a country that I can't even pronounce the name of.
but maybe I'll try it out

explain to me why i should care about your little Nazi party.

I really think everyone is retared and the only ok party are those green fucks

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>the only ok party are those green
I hope this is bait, m8.

Shitskins ruin a country. That's why nobody wants to be where they are.

And importing more shitskins is what the Green party wants.

How are you doing guys?

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Sheeeiiiiits

kys faggot

>tfw Thread isn't titled "The Corpus and their Lies"

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youtube.com/watch?v=5ddjTyUo8HE
>No niggers
I miss those days.

how can you miss days you never experienced

I am here!! They are all in that dumbass Czech thread.

I remember a time when I was very young, there were no niggers in my town.

>how can you miss days you never experienced

because of the days we HAVE to experience now?

that doesent make sense, you cant miss them then but only desire them.

HAHAHAHA
die judenpartei hat die maske fallen lassen
spätestens jetzt hat wohl der dümmste verstanden dass es keine politische lösung innerhalb der (((demokratie))) geben kann

Fuck off you low IQ faggot

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Three years ago i moved to a city that had only 2.5% foreigners and absolutely no niggers.

Today you cant take the bus without encountering at least a couple of niggers and the city now has +11% foreigners.

We have a beautiful park here and i do not want to have niggers hanging around there to sell drugs like they do in berlin.

But we have an extremly left leaning population here and while working as a Wahlhelfer i was happy to unpack any AFD votes.

How do iget rid of them? i dont want them here.

miss and desire is the same here

in both ways you want sth you dont have

For me, missing means wanting something experienced again. You can desire something you never had though. So deisre is more fitting in my opinion.

We tread carefully brother. Remember we're still persecuted for the actions of previous generations. We need to be rational.

>miss or desire
in both ways you are missing out

>desire is more fitting in my opinion
probably true, but im drunk and stubborn

>How do iget rid of them?
give them a job

actually choke on my cock

People who think they're being redpilled on Yas Forums are the real low IQ fags.

Are we really mutt's lawing already?
really?

It's a slow evening fren. Not much more to say than what has already been said.

>the only ok party are those green fucks

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agree

Reading the German translation for something that was originally written in English is what really makes me cringe

but alright, i already stated that i know nothing so you guys hopefully know more than me - mind sharing your knowledge? or are you going to keep being a faggot

>Everyone is retardet
>Greens seem based
Nice try.

When I was small I saw like one nigger and that was the only negroid I'd see for years to come. Shitskins too.

No niggers, barely any shitskins. Walked my ass to the farmer every other day to buy fresh milk in my little can. Still had German stores like Tengelmann and Kriegbaum. If you're in your late 20s or early 30s, you still experienced the end of the good times.

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How do we go back, or is that part of the nostolgia? Ask your parents brothers. Ask them how life was back when they were our age. Perhaps we can gain wisdom from them.

greens are watermelons
greta on the outside mao on the inside

and paedophiles inside out

youtube.com/watch?v=qJrVo0OOtAE
Behaving respectful is always nice!

youtube.com/watch?v=ZjqNymQYq_g
Shitposting a bit to bump
This video always makes me chuckle

Good evening, anons and surplus people.

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is the bva (Federal Office of Administration) open? or closed due to the flu

Generation: Sagrotan

open only for you like the days before

>oy vey, I am old I can't work, but the young people can
The ETERNAL BOOMER

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Yes.

Comfy watching the normies not standing a couple of days at home w/o being bored about their empty, useless lives.

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kek
youtube.com/watch?v=NpGWDBZuUww
ENglish, but amusing

This is so dreist that its funny again.

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Yes but using that rhetorik was my idea. Fucking boomers.
>Dont wanna endanger boomerinos
>Stay home
>Let boomers work

Guess you're interpreting it the wrong way. Most elderly hate being stuck at home. They want to go outside, go grocery shopping, sit on a park bench etc. Talk to them about being quarantined for months and see their reaction.

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>green fucks
OK tranny

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Its over for the white race. Right?

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You go U-boot and wait for the right time.
The time IS coming much sooner than we all expected.

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What'd you just say, bro?

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nein

This is only the Kroppzeug that is getting culled RIGHT NOW..

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Not one of them are biological women, I'm sure of it

Is that fucking Igor

>Reading the German translation for something that was originally written in English is what really makes me cringe
Why?

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Don't interrogate irrational statements
The reason why is because he chose so.

German Grammar. Isn't it late for you bong?

Probably.
If you say so, Hans...

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im still waiting for one of you trannys to explain why those green fucks are bad and why the nazis are good.

Honestly, I can't really put in into words, but one reason might be because I generally like the English (original) version of everything more than the translation especially on movies/video games/operating systems etc

kys, if this is not bait

I don't know, is it? I am getting a bit tired.

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>im still waiting for one of you trannys to explain why those green fucks are bad and why the nazis are good.
Why the fuck do you want the greens to be so good so bad
They are literally cringe boomer fat redhairdyed women hippie tiers who listened to beatles satanic subliminal messages in the sixties and now are moved to "better" this country by making up the most embarrasing and arbitrary policies.

i cant buy wipes anymore goddamnit

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Let's hope for 40k tommorow
And let's hope this will mean 37k active cases (no new recoveries)

We´re not your fucking mommies.
If you fall for greenshit bullshitting, you deserve everything that´s going to come to you.

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Tis nearing midnight here, so perhaps not.

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how are you guys doin?

afaik you got overrun by these damn chinks in recent years

>Why the fuck do you want the greens to be so good so bad
i don't, i know nothing about them and i never insisted on them being "good"
retarded argument

Maybe we should be more motherly to him??? A lot of Young man get raised by single mothers today that are sluts that dont care abou them. Maybe we should let him suck on our manly aryan titts only for a Little while. We might have a new soldier among our ranks then!

I have all of them at home. Sorry, user. Make yourself familiar with wiping stones.

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BTW how panicky were the normies today?
I got a weird almost fever, so I´m selfisolating and slept too long.

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you lousy §%&?)%§

now i have to go full essigreiniger

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why is german porn so bad? every other country also has normal women doing porn, but in germany it's only bimbos with kg's of makeup, piss-fetishists, latex freaks, gym bunnies and over-the-top dirty talk.
how can we get more normal females going into porn? i don't want to betray my country by fapping to asians or americans.

The lack of german BBC porn is very worrysome!!!

>why is german porn so bad?
because porn is bad
why do you ask
literally destroys your psyche health and everything

Brennspiritus. Mix with water in 75:25 (alc/water) relation. Or use gasoline.

Is doch geil, wat haste denn?

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>in germany only lowlife-thots doing porn

tragedy

>retarded argument
can´t even tell arguments from facts
Yeah, you fit right in with the Greenshits.

You sound like a nigger schluchtenscheißer, this one´s for (((you))).

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Actually I am really tired so I'm probably gonna go to sleep in a minute, fren.
Not very well, thanks for asking. Yeah, we got overran with chinks, pakis, niggers and all sorts. Mother is downstairs getting worried about this shit even more now, she's watchijg the news and forbidding us from leaving the house now. How are you all doing?

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>Brennspiritus. Mix with water in 75:25 (alc/water) relation
thats my feierabend-drink

i stick to essigreiniger

>normies
Well, you don't have contact with them unless you live or work with them.

Streets are pretty empty though, people are taking this seriously, at least in my neighborhood.

Do you all like latex that much?

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yes? what open or closed?