Im a muslim "invader" in the UK ask me anything

are you here to help us expel the jews?
or is this some 711 shit?
why are you guys here?

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Have you considered killing yourself?

>times of trouble

Can I convert you to Christianity and a saving faith in Jesus Christ so that you can become a better participating member of the anomaly of the first world white protestant based western societies?

Or is there a death penalty for conversion away from Islam?

>first cousins
Knew it kek. You pakis are all inbred abominations.
afa.net/the-stand/culture/2018/02/muslim-inbreeding-dragging-britain-back-to-the-19th-century/

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When will you and your family leave my country? what would have to happen to make you go back to where you came from? Why are you here?

This isnt Reddit, fuck off.
The absolute state of Yas Forums

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why did you flee your home country like a coward?

Can I slap you with a pork chop?

You have to go back Amir

Why would you move here? Out of all the "developed" countries I could pick if I was a migrant, Britain would be last on my list.

Are you married to your cousin?

No but id like to see you try to do that for me

Jihad means peace actually

When will you leave

Nevermind, I see it's already basically been asked. Kys sand nigger.

Do you work?

No but my mother is my fathers first cousin but I am not "imbred" I may be imbred technically but I am not retarded neither do I have any affects from inbreeding

Yes

>flee
We need to let Europe be taken by the Islamic state so we can keep the spread of Islam contained to western Eurabia.

kys kebab

Yes you do, they're just not expressed. Your seed has the potential of making monster babies because of your ancestry. Be careful of whom you wed, Ahmed.

Do you know any bomb makers ?

What do you do?

I work in a school

Right, so you're unemployed. Are you on benefits?

lmao good one

Have you ever worked?

Well I guess it's good to see that the European globalist ideology of enrichment is thine strength is working out for everyone.

Islam means peace. They just need territorial control and lebinstraum to do it right. We should give them all of Europe to practice.

Dismantle Europe to meet this Muslim's every ideological desire.

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I'm not un employed nigga I'm a janitor in a school

This

Sage

Will you prove that you’re a Muslim and post a handwritten timestamped picture of a Quran?

Did you do this?

Of course you are. Is it a comprehensive, academy, public or grammar school?

Your right we need to convert Europe to Islam and then you will see the true Islam, its only because the middle east has been in war for many years, not due to Islam that Islam seems like a barbaric religion.

take the quotations off of invader and you're spot on
you're a leech

why don't ye fuck off back to yer own country ye poofta?
just asking whats so great about this godforsaken place that holds you back.

Public

So you're saying a school which charges tens of thousands of pounds per year per student hired a brown janitor?

Again mate, have you ever worked?

What was your families reaction when Tarrant shot up the mosque?

We didn't really talk about it much

What ethnicity?

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Stop larping, prove you’re a Muslim and post a time stamped picture of your Quran. If you or other Muslims have nothing to hide do it, it’s also the chance to show (all here right wing pol nazis) you can be trusted.

>what is a vpn?

Why did you mistake this site for reddit?

You cant use a VPN on Yas Forums

You know, according to your religion all actions come from Allah, every thought, every feeling, every intention and every outcome. Whatever you do is the will of Allah.

For a normal person when I decide to wiggle my finger I have effected a change on the world through my own will, but when you do it, according to you, it was Allah that affected the change on the world. You are not a sentient being, you are not a person, you are merely a vessel that believes it is self aware according to your own religion.

Are you enjoying your experience here? There is no afterlife for you, you do not exist, you are merely a disguise for Allah. When Allah's consciousness no longer requires you as a vessel your perceived consciousness will be discarded. If you suffer for Allah there is no reward, the only pleasure a muslim can receive, according to their own religion, is Earthly pleasure. Once you're dead you're gone, because you never existed, because everything you do is an action taken by Allah, not yourself.

Who said I'm brown?

Have you made your pilgrimage to hajj yet in Saudi Arabia? Or does your Islamic prayer mat point 2.8 degrees north north west, to the grand mosque in Iran and the lineage of shria ayatollah descendants of Mohammad's cousin there?

One thing I respect about Muslims is they are a counterpoint to modern western globalist degeneracy. Muslims see boys getting sex changes, women destroying the family and the civilization itself, and say whelm, time for a good old fashioned intifada. The Scimitar has been getting rusty on the mantle.

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>the guy using a vpn says you can't use one
lel

how are you preparing for the 28 Weeks Later situation?
have you organized a sharia militia yet?

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So you're telling me all of these North Koreans I've been seeing are actually from North Korea?

Please quote me sections in quran where it offers those things.
And no dont quote hadiths as they are not gods word and they are not turstable

omg haha! You actually believe that bullshit that Pedophile satanist wrote?

Read this and discover the truth from someone who spent decades in islamic school.

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You'd better watch out, goatfucker

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Past 2

Friendly reminder; all muslims go to hell.

How tight is a goat? Tighter than your 5 year old sister?

Part 2 here

Also that afterlife idea you have is basically straight from Satan's mouth. Repent, Convert to Christianity and pray for forgiveness or spend eternity rotting in terror.

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How much for the kiddy kebab?

Oh and "invader"?
No, you fuckers ran away. You didn't invade shit, you fled.

What’s wrong you vulgar greaseball, nobody buying your kebabs tonight?

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Why did you put invader in quotes?

You can chage it you mongaloid.

if Jesus is the word of God according to the quran
have you actually checked the words of Jesus out?
please leave, its not gonna get nicer

what's the problem with cutting the clit?
i heard women can orgasm without it too.

Have your parents caught corona and died yet

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Do you feel proud about Rotherham/Rochdale? The entire incident, from the grooming gangs to the governments' attempts at covering/protecting it.