If I'm infected but show no symptoms (I work remotely anyway and only risk of becoming infected in my area - very low number of infected so far - has been through touching baskets at the supermarket and touchscreens) is there a risk I infected my neighbours by posting leaflets through their door earlier on which I'd written on offering help? If one of them gets it and dies I'm going to commit suicide.
Leo Torres
when will the CFR start to go down? the CFR (not counting china) is sitting at around 30% right now, with the uk at 76%. the (((WHO))) claimed this virus had a 3.4% death rate, but we're seeing 10-20x that in reality.
I lasted about 2 seconds before I had to turn that vid off
Isaiah Kelly
pandemic measures are extremely effective though, the USA is an example of that. Outside of military base infections which were rapid, they contained the spread without any medical intervention
Thomas Butler
He never will
Henry Garcia
bet you raoul said the same thing about not being to commit hundreds of times before he did it
Ryder Richardson
what the hell how does she have a best friend
Mason Garcia
it's not destroyed yet, it would bounce back immediately if we restored society before payments are made
however I doubt this is true. I bet 0.5-1% have been infected
They have stared calling the virus a disease on the news over the last two day, why?
Camden Carter
in reference to influenza of 1918
Hudson Young
I will gather and carefully make my friends Of the men of the Sussex Weald; They watch the stars from silent folds, They stiffly plough the field. By them and the God of the South Country My poor soul shall be healed.
They're not the only ones saying it. A study from harvard also found the same thing.
Henry Watson
aye but to be fair, he had the pigs on his case. No one outside pol knows eddie exists.
Josiah Bell
I just had to go on a fucking mission to buy some white cider, my local corner shop has sold out, the back up shop i used was closed for some reason, so I had to take a nearly hour long round trip to find some. I have fucking had enough of this already.
It's insane how our media and politicians are pretending we can all just go back to normal after this whole thing passes, nothing to worry about, just a slight disruption to normal scheduling. Pessimistically, I think they're probably right, brain dead morons will fail to see that this period of slow moving catastrophe was the last chance to enact real change in our economic, political and social systems away from globalism and back towards traditional, local focused living. In a year's time we'll be enacting the same sclerotic pantomime we've been forced into since the 90s, endlessly trudging towards a complete dead end in terms of society.
Heard them talking about it on tv last week and it sounded crap.
Ryan Parker
nothingburger cope.
Nolan Hughes
Noice!
Aaron Harris
It's just the flu bros It's just the flu bros It's just the flu bros It's just the flu bros It's just the flu bros It's just the flu bros It's just the flu bros
how would eddie take it if snek shagged some rando and a copper?
Wyatt Lee
Gazza is the only person who should ever be awarded the title of "national treasure". People call that boy fucker Fry a national treasure, when has he ever gone to a madman's house and attempt to talk him out of a police siege?
that would be hilarious. paying off a war debt put in place just to give boomers yet another go on game that in fact was nothing at all. fucking hilarious.
David Thompson
no spaz
Jordan Scott
poof
Kevin Jenkins
Goodbye Brits...
it was good while it lasted. Over and out - Manannin
The bairn isn't arsed about the smoke, he's just disgusted by trannies.
Anthony Walker
Lucky you
Common sense isn't that common nowadays.
Xavier Anderson
This
Unbelievably based
Ethan Flores
SARS had ADE, this is genetically similar to SARS (with some HIV added in to the mix)
Leo Young
day 10 of quarantine and i just don't care.
Logan Campbell
See you on the other side lad.
Oliver Ramirez
>If I'm infected but show no symptoms (I work remotely anyway and only risk of becoming infected in my area - very low number of infected so far - has been through touching baskets at the supermarket and touchscreens) is there a risk I infected my neighbours by posting leaflets through their door earlier on which I'd written on offering help? If one of them gets it and dies I'm going to commit suicide.
Yes people can spread it even when they are asymptomatic, but it isn't commonplace. Even when people are "asymptomatic" most will eventually develop symptoms.
Don't kill yourself over some boomers.
Jaxson Martin
they're trying to delay it for as long as possible. the infected/dead counts have probably tripled in one day. expect to see a CFR of 85%+ after the next update.
Anthony Jones
did the industrial revolution cause this?
Luke Reed
surely if i turn up at the "border" you can't stop me coming in, do you even have that power to detain me, an englishman going about his business
John Rivera
Saint Raoul Moaty >Based Gazza Top lads, simple as!
Oliver Ross
i had it in january before it was known, this shit has been going around for a while and wouldnt be surprised 2bh
Parker Ramirez
Funny how 99% of people tested have not got it then. And how celebrities, politicians, etc. are getting it now.
These people are retarded and their study will not pass peer review
Aiden Thompson
spastic
Josiah Bailey
>They should legalize weed also.
Hoping for weed & euthanasia legalisation m8
Luis Bennett
Fuck sakes.
Jaxon Sullivan
someone in /cvg/ told me covid-19 makes you a virgin and if that's true i'm wondering if you already have it?
Carter Collins
What a bloody fucking cuck. If I am infected and have mild enough symptoms I am not speaking out and will go to work as usual. I want to spread it to as many people as I can.
Isaiah Lopez
>People still giving the cvg nonce (you)'s
Jose Lee
Oxford says that it has been here since at least December but it was just unknown and deaths before then were reported as pneumonia.
Owen Fisher
They've boarded up the pubs in Dundee to deter looting, as if the city centre didn't look dead enough with all the empty shops. Glad I'm out in the country lads.
Levi Morris
All passenger planes are denied entry, and the boat, Steam packet company from Heysham is becoming Freight only.
If you were to turn up on a fishing boat or kayak, you can be sent to prison for 3 months or be fined £10,000 Manx Pounds.
gonna do one of them antibody tests when they go mainstream, if i did have it then it confirms the chinks were covering it up
Michael Collins
do you know how embarrassing it is to order a takeaway when you have to phone ur mum to order it for you because she don't trust u with her card fucks sake
Liam Lopez
i'd like to see you fucking try, i'll tear the entire island down if you do
Benjamin Bailey
just a northern bloke pontificating on a crazy world
>or be fined £10,000 Manx Pounds how would you even enforce that?
Xavier Adams
>Clicked link >Thumbnail is are tommeh tommeh tommeh Closed the window immediately.
Daniel Murphy
>closing the borders
What fucking borders? You're surrounded by the Irish sea lol.
Mason Evans
kick it out
Angel Lopez
Saved
James Martin
>moaty it's gazza >some chicken >I am having a meal in Majorca
How is this story consistently funny from start to finish?
Kayden White
TR news logo in photo It is literal Mossad agent Tommeh Robinson And I wouldn't trust him But he is going after a couple of illegal immigrant drug dealing violent criminals
Logan Cooper
>Very nice. Are you using shoop for this? Nah I use paint.net, pretty good program. Give it a whirl, multiple layering and can install a good add on pack giving more shit.
Jaxon Myers
Why are the English not reporting their deaths is it that bad now?
your from birkenhead you spastic i’m from scotland
Ian Robinson
Because England is much larger and it takes more time to get the data. Or do you want a meme answer?
Nathaniel Ramirez
the police have the powers to arrest
John Ramirez
Pure fluke of the English civil war and restoration.
Liam Anderson
Power cut again Streetlights still not on
We loadsheedding now
Carter Wilson
I said months ago why can't they just have someone hand pump these guys?
Bentley Ramirez
Because of its (((Crown Dependency))) aka has (((banking secrecy))).
Robert Cooper
UNBREAKING NEWS (same poster): the source published a correction: it is not the same virus.
Adrian Miller
>There is NOT an official Mac version of Paint.NET.
Yes, I'm a MacFag, no bully pls.
Alexander Jackson
is a normal £ the same as a weird £, can we just spend our money there?
Eli Fisher
Most of the deaths are in London, that's where the issue is, its not in fucking Wales or the Norf but the one size fits all approach has been put on the whole country.
David Nguyen
Just googled, apparently there is a close alternative called Skitch? Dunno how good it is.
Michael Reed
>go for bike ride >enjoy the fresh air an exercise >go home to find your face all over Facebook with messages like: "Y CANT PPL STAY AT HOME. WHAT A MORAN!" Why do fat women hate me so much, lads?
Gabriel Thompson
>If you were to turn up on a fishing boat or kayak, you can be sent to prison for 3 months or be fined £10,000 Manx Pounds Manx prison?
women photograph you while you cycle. you should be getting on that.
Zachary Reed
Probably transferred to Belmarsh with a halal meal ready for you.
Jordan Cruz
Reply in the comments saying you're legally allowed 30 mins or exercise, and recommend that her fat arse make full use of it. Or just don't reply like a pussy.
Thomas Kelly
has anyone heard about this uk corona nhs app? it says it's a symptom tracker but I suspect it's really a movement tracker?
Jordan Collins
Did you know that based Edwin of Northumbria conquered it in the 7th century?
Ask her why is she such an envious fat shut-in spastic slag?
Joshua Russell
Sometimes we got your pound coins before we moved to the dumb new pound coins
Robert Johnson
>some people in this world are mentally unstable
Isaac Perry
Ta mate. I'll chuck linux on an old lappy and learn gimp if I have to.
Oliver Foster
i did not. it's an interesting place. my immediate thoughts are imagining if all uk regions were given the same level of independence whilst still under the crown.
Colton Rogers
is it illegal to take photos of randoms and degrade them?
Christian Reyes
link me i'll ram her
Brandon King
>Posting reaction images gets your questions noticed especially if you greentext and put a funny softcore image by it
