Anyone else still have to work under threat of employment termination?

Goddamn. I'm going to have to order a pizza. I'll hit up the Papa just for you, though.

>pizza
>essential
I can't argue against this

I told my work I'm sick. Don't plan on coming back

/Shrug

Enjoy being infected

fuck you faggot. i work in uber eats

me too because the government ordered thousand of mattresses so I gotta work and make them
thousands

(((Just let the economy die, bro)))

>wagie has to make pizzas all day during a deadly pandemic to give to NEETs that don't tip and fap to hentai all day

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You have the choice not to work for them. Maybe get a real job instead of a side gig.

Except for government officials and liberal professors at universities.
But honestly none of those are here, probably.

prot nigger detected. thinks gdp and economy are what makes a nation. materialistic nigger for sure likes usury should be removed because spiritual cancer and retarded nigger syndrome.

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i work in a university too kek
I'm not currently delivering food so I don't get the virus. fuck kikes, man

fuck you wagie, I lost my job gotta eat something.

Yeah it's fucking stupid, everybody here is all "OMG clean and sanitise EVERYTHING, avoid contact" like nigga why are we even here there's no work to do just busybody shit anyways, no mention of wearing masks of course lmao

Who here ordering pizza because of this thread? AMERILARD FREEDOM!

Based and wagiepilled

I made $43k today but I would still rather be NEET

I-IS THAT A CHEESE FILLED CRUST?

OOOOOOOOOOOOH

Some infected nigger will spit on your pizza and infect you. At this point its retarded to order food at home

Jews benefit from this stupid consumerist economy where everyone has to order pizza because they don't know how to cook. That's why Lloyd Blankfein wants you back to work already, wagie.

LOL FUCKING FAGS COMPLAINING ABOUT HAVING A JOB NECK YOURSELF B4 YOU WRECK YOURSELF

sorry pablo the pizza is calling but you enjoy your cilantro

the mail never stops

t.mailman

But i like pizza.

Is it up to each state how they control which businesses have to remain open? Bong asking.

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Thanks for the idea, user,
*orders pizza*

No, the magistaite goes around town to town, door to door and asks what people think should be done, then does the opppisite, same as in bongland.

The cities/counties make the ultimate decision so it's super varied. Some cities are even threatening fines / jailtime for forcing employees to work if the business is considered non-essential and businesses that are essential not being open apparently kek.

Double pepperoni, nigger.

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stop eating carbs

plague, sleet, or snow amirite

Based.

Stop being lazy and deliver my shit to the mailbox I don't give a fuck if a fucking car is parked in front of the box my taxes support your drug habit.

Work IT for a school and 4/5th of the administrators are absolute shit for brains if you aren't physically there to babysit them. It takes fucking hours to get them to reply to an email.

They will say they are having problems getting in... To FUCKING WHAT?
Your email, a remote desktop, your computer, a web resource?
No replies to emails for hours or days. Then it is sub 5 words... and they still don't specify what they can't get into. Just shit like "it failed"

Worst of all are the emails they send today saying they are having issues and haven't been able to the entire time. Never thought to email or call at any point until 10 days after remote work...
Check the VPN logs, they never logged in or logged in but never launched a quick application.
Shocked that the system will disconnect them after being idle for 2 hours

Shockingly the teachers for the most part are managing.

>tfw chad machinist who's been wwarning the stupid fucks at work about this virus for months
none of them prepped
i am relentlessly smug

I live in NC and work in NY. I just got up here today. Will be here for three weeks before I get off and go home. Praying i dont get the virus in this hell hole of a place.

In Bongland Magistrates do not go door to door.
Magistrates run a court (the Magistrates Court), you appear before a bench of three magistrates to be tried for minor crimes or be committed to Crown Court for more serious crimes.
God knows what your Magistrates are doing...

Now I that I have attained immunity I have ultimate power. Feed me delicious pizzas slaveboy.

>tfw work for ups

>have overtime pay 1.5 hours + the increased pay
>making lots of money
>but everyone is getting burned out
>people are quitting
>getting asked to work 15 hour shifts
>friends have all left
>I'm the only one left
>only one mask per shift
>gloves are running out

good god

>god knows what your magistrates are doing
Children.

Just ordered hungry howies.

>I don't think they have realised they are going to lose their houses and trucks and shit
The denial is thick here too. Everyone seems to expect things will recover quickly.

The only people who can acquire administration jobs in school systems are terrified yes-men. I speak from experience.

That's rather distasteful of them.

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Dominos' pizza sucks.

Are you in Texas? If so how bad is it? Here in Alberta things have basically just stopped dead, even Suncor who are like the crowning glory of the oilsands are shutting production down 50% or some shit

no i'm neeting since the outbreak for 60% of my salary

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>Everyone is getting two weeks paid off time
The rest of us with well paying jobs are being forced to work from home this whole time so shut the fuck up.

Pizza is a matter of national security.

I am and it aint so bad here. I went riding my dirtbike around the neighborhood and parks yesterday and people were all out playing and walking. They have us working from home for the next few weeks. I just lay around in my robe and smoke lots of weed. I stocked up on food 2 months ago bc you guys advised it. So thanks! Max comfy!

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It’s our fault you made bad decisions in life?

In b4 but muh white man keeps me down. Boomers did this.

Bake my pizza like the minimum wage slave you are. And hurry up with the delivery. Thanks.

i'm just chillin' at home

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>that fucking foot
user you need to lose the weight or diabetes-kun will take your death virginity before corona-chan

jelly, wagie?

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Neat watch buddy but it looks pretty tight.
Might want to loosen it a bit before you lose blood circulation to your hand.