/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2537 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

Where are the numbers for Britain?

England update when

>instead of pushing for a cure, they just stop counting the dead and just hope people stop panicking and betting that it'll go away by summer
This is just waiting to blow all over their faces. The bodies are gonna clutter the streets and then it'll be impossible to contain at this point

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>163 new cases in Russia
I thought they were immune

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Tomorow at 500k

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it hasn't even begun. the worst is yet to come

t. pic related

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>italy's deaths increasing by 10% per day

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STOP. ORDERING. FOOD. DELIVERED.
What the fuck is wrong with you retards your uber'd mcdonalds tendies ARE NOT SAFE TO EAT YOU FUCKING IDIOTSBDBDBKZKZB

do you support nuking china? I do

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Bubonic Plague. Can't beat a classic and the whole swolen balls of puss deal is kino as fuck.

Second largest hospital network in Michigan hit capacity today
State has less than a thousand ventilators total, most of which are already in use by patients
twitter.com/GaryMiles_DN/status/1242620217836142593

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nobody believes you, wumao, remember that Mao Tsedong sucks Satan's cock in Hell
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How is Turkey doing?

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>Estonia launched a statement on the coronary pandemic last week in the UN Security Council, but it was defeated by Russia, China and the Republic of South Africa (South Africa) and was therefore rejected.

>The press was first rejected by the South Africa and later joined by China and Russia, according to an anonymous source from the AFP news organization. United Nations Security Council declarations require the support of all members for adoption.

>The draft statement submitted by the Estonian delegation underlines the growing concern over the spread of the COVID-19 coronavirus in the world and states that "it could threaten international peace and security". At the same time, countries are calling for complete transparency about the spread of the virus, in which its critics saw the US indirectly condemning the Chinese government's secrecy at the outset of the coronavirus.
They don't even want to talk about it.

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I miss deep fried tendies so god damn much

>Fake markets have already recoverd.
How can people say this with a straight face?

No one can resist the beauty of Corona-sama's gifts

>5 pandemic bonds have been deposited in your digital wallet

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We're gonna reach it before the end of the day.

I did long ago

Disgusting.

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you're a fucking idiot but in luck. this is not over

keep coping schizo

WHO IS GOING THE BEST JOB RIGHT NOW IN THE CURRENT VIRUS SITUATION
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We will prevail. WE MUST!

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they're kiking the numbers

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I came out in January to my parents, and it has been so tough for me to accept that they needed time. I live in another city and spend the weekends in my parents' place, with them & my brother, so I could be more "myself" when I was in my own house (wore girly clothes, makeup & stuff), and spending the weekends with my parents was really really tough. They trying to convince me I'm not trans, calling me the wrong pronouns, deadnaming me, even making fun of me sometimes, and I couldn't be me there, not I do now.

I didn't have enough money to buy the food i needed for spending the whole quarantine in my home (the only good part about spending weekends in my old house is I can take some food), so I'm here with my parents, who in the last week didn't gender me correctly a single time, didn't say my real name a single time and didn't even want to talk about the fact I'm trans. They just told me that "being trans is an issue that makes me unhappy" (It's not, I love my identity, I just hate they don't respect it), said that my chosen name is horrific and they, for real, forced me to chose a new one (They haven't used it, neither). They also told me I'm not having bottom surgery. They say I'm not the one who makes that decision, that I'm "too young to know what is right for me" (I knew I was trans at the age of 12, thought of bottom surgery, my decision hasn't changed in 6 years, and I knew for sure it wouldn't change if I waited another 10 years)

I just feel so unvalidated here, it is killing me, I just want to leave but I can't, I don't want to see my parents again, I just wanna stay in my real home, with my supportive roommate, classmates and friends (omg even older professors gender me correctly and let me put my real name in college documents and exams, I'm just asking my parents to not make fun of me)

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a nation of sociopaths

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Oh right. Your day ends like 10h later thsn my so tgat might be true

Fuck chinks. Minnesota shut down.

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>talks about the number of infected possibly rising through Easter to Autumn
>famiy: "aaawwwwhhh what the hell??? WHAT ABOUT OUR BEACH VACATION?! WE CAN'T FUCKING GO TO THE BEACH ANYMORE UUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!"
goddamn subhumans.

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If the worst is yet to come why are Abiprüfungen not cancelled? Why is the government saying young people will be able to socialise soon again?

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is the Wuhan wetmarket buffet
m.youtube.com/watch?v=jlxmKsTvcLg

so is germany just lying about their death count or what? it seems like their population isn't taking this pandemic very seriously, i keep seeing pictures of packed parks and stuff. what's up with that?

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 63,098 (886) Spain 47,611 (3,445) Germany 37,323 (206) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 10,897 (153) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,264 (435) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Canada 3,290 (30) Norway 3,066 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Sweden 2,526 (44) Australia 2,431 (9) Israel 2,369 (5) Brazil 2,297 (48) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,796 (20) Denmark 1,724 (34) Czech Republic 1,654 (6) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,307 (45) Ecuador 1,173 (28) Chile 1,142 (3) Pakistan 1,063 (8) Poland 1,031 (14) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (14) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Greece 821 (22) Indonesia 790 (58) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (3) India 653 (12) Philippines 636 (38) Singapore 631 (2) Slovenia 528 (5) Peru 480 (9) Colombia 470 (4) Egypt 456 (21) Panama 443 (8)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) Italy +5,210 (+683) United States +8,242 (+106) Spain +5,553 (+454) Germany +4,332 (+47) Iran +2,206 (+143) France +2,929 (+231) Switzerland +1,020 (+31) South Korea +100 (+6) United Kingdom +187 (+13) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Canada +498 (+4) Norway +200 (+2) Portugal +633 (+10) Sweden +227 (+4) Australia +114 (+1) Israel +439 (+2) Brazil +50 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+4) Denmark +133 (+2) Czech Republic +260 (+3) Japan +114 (+2) Ecuador +91 (+1) Chile +220 (+1) Pakistan +91 (+1) Poland +130 (+4) Romania +112 (+2) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Greece +78 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Russia +163 (+2) India +117 (+2) Philippines +84 (+3) Slovenia +48 (+1) Peru +64 (+2) Colombia +92 (+1) Egypt +54 (+1) Panama (+2) Bahrain +27 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Estonia +35 (+1) Dominican Republic +80 (+4) Argentina (+2) Serbia +81 (+1) Iraq +30 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
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nothing ever happens

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COPE

Jim will be lucky if he comes out unscathed. One errant coof from Jade and he's just another statistic.

unredeemable sociopaths

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>Jew theft of trillions of middle class wealth, success!

Doctors and nurses will die and there will be no one to replace them, even young ones, because of stress and repeated exposure. Healthcare will collapse that will ripple out and destroy the economy far worse then any quarantine every would.
Since those in power can't think for five minutes beyond the now I am at the point where I say just let it all burn to the ground.
Dead doctors can't treat politicians or bankers either

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thread theme

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wtf is flattening the curve and why do liberals love say it so much?

what trials have been run using this chloroquine?

I thought Plauge was a bacteria

he was alive when they burned him right?
fucking cunts

see
we're simply the only ones in europe who are prepared and disciplined enough to handle this.

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DOES ANYBODY KNOW IF THAT TESTING THAT'LL HAPPEN IN BUCHAREST IS MANDATORY?

Can you somehow not get tested? I DON'T WANT TO GET POZZED BY A RETARD THAT CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE RULES IN A HOSPITAL!

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When are we getting the UK and US numbers?

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