/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2536 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

cvg has been co-opted and is dead

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Flatten the curve, lads

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Rate my new PrEP boyssss

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Get out of here Daequan

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST CARRY ON WITH YOUR LIVES!!!! YOU HAVE TO PANIC LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!!
THERE ARE HEALTHY PEOPLE DYING OF CORONA JUST BECAUSE THEY HAD CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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post complete hazmat suit template please

>REMINDER
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All nothingburgers are flat earther-tier retards at this point and every post you make is laughed at, and every (you) is that laughter made manifest.

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>It's getting longer

YYYEES

Did Ebola ever got giantess art? If not they need some together

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good luck corona chan!

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When will the nightmare end?

>Diamond Princess is the key.

Correct, mortality rate of 1.5%.
>it's just a flu bro

Jewtube pulled down the My corona song

never

BUCHAREST IS ABOUT TO GET POZZED IN MASS BY POORLY TRAINED RETARDS THAT CAN'T EVEN WASH THEIR HANDS!

IT'S FUCKING OVER FOR THIS COUNTRY! WE'RE ALL DEAD MEN WALKING NOW!

MASS TESTING OF THE CAPITAL THIS WEEKEND!

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>Those research papers have proven that the mortality rate is even less than the flu.
How the fuck do you figure. It's killing twice as many people per day as the flu now, and it's still accelerating.

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>24/03/2020 LOOKNER 19 DAYS MELTDOWN

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>460,323 infected
>20,828 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause an extinction level event

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its only beginning.

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I would bend those sexy leggs and let your boypussy feel my BBC. I would make you apologize for slavery even though you're a virgin pole. When I say SLAVERY You open your mouth and feel my girth mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

5.5 earthquake in northern california

Nigger you've been in every thread this months what is wrong with you?

New Zealand on the first day of lockdown, roving bands of criminals control the streets, power and water shut off to most of the country, the Prime Minister was ritually slaughtered to the pagan god Corona. Things can only go up from here.

Bolsonaro went full nothingburger and this country seems on the verge of collapse. Is a civil war incoming, huebros?

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This is just starting Nigel, better get used to it the pub is closed for a while

What's today's total death count so far?

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inb4 saddest mother day ever

New numbers from ANCAPistan.
Finally reporting hospitalizations.
I can repost without the county numbers if the 'cap turned out shitty.

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nice facebook meme

Is it really a bad thing tho?

>UK numbers 5.5h late
What did they mean by this?

What if we don't flatten the curve? What if, instead, we sharpen it? But we sharpen it so sharp that the whole thing is over before anyone has chance to be ill? Is any country trying that?

probably not for a while. this virus is going to be endemic in the population (like influenza) and spread whenever restrictions are lifted, or it may return seasonally/randomly. The life expectancy is probably going to be brought down a couple years by this thing going rampant and killing old and fat people. This isn't going to just go away.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 62,852 (885) Spain 47,610 (3,434) Germany 37,098 (206) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 10,897 (153) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,264 (435) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Canada 3,290 (30) Norway 3,052 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Sweden 2,526 (44) Australia 2,431 (9) Israel 2,369 (5) Brazil 2,297 (48) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,796 (20) Denmark 1,724 (34) Czech Republic 1,654 (6) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,307 (45) Ecuador 1,173 (28) Chile 1,142 (3) Poland 1,031 (14) Pakistan 1,022 (8) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (14) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Greece 821 (22) Indonesia 790 (58) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (3) Philippines 636 (38) Singapore 631 (2) India 606 (11) Slovenia 528 (5) Peru 480 (9) Colombia 470 (4) Panama 443 (8) Egypt 442 (21)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) Italy +5,210 (+683) United States +7,996 (+105) Spain +5,552 (+443) Germany +4,107 (+47) Iran +2,206 (+143) France +2,929 (+231) Switzerland +1,020 (+31) South Korea +100 (+6) United Kingdom +187 (+13) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Canada +498 (+4) Norway +186 (+2) Portugal +633 (+10) Sweden +227 (+4) Australia +114 (+1) Israel +439 (+2) Brazil +50 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+4) Denmark +133 (+2) Czech Republic +260 (+3) Japan +114 (+2) Ecuador +91 (+1) Chile +220 (+1) Poland +130 (+4) Pakistan +50 (+1) Romania +112 (+2) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Greece +78 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Russia +163 (+2) Philippines +84 (+3) India +70 (+1) Slovenia +48 (+1) Peru +64 (+2) Colombia +92 (+1) Panama (+2) Egypt +40 (+1) Bahrain +27 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Estonia +35 (+1) Dominican Republic +80 (+4) Argentina (+2) Serbia +81 (+1) Iraq +30 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
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Minimum 5 months. That's like a best case scenario though.

i talked to him in greek and he didnt understand. probably a jew.

Usual time?

Great drawing, ruined by pointless and aggravating animation.

It's a meme disease

youtube.com/watch?v=aY8-N8-pn1I

Never mind here it is

Must be a high number?

>implying the horror has even begun
Far worse is yet to come, bongbro. Prepare yourself.

All we had to do was flatten the curve.
Relaxations start on Monday.

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I just found out I have Schizoid Personality Disorder. I have all the symptoms. What do?

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They should just change the time that they announce new numbers. They're late every fucking day

my sister went to new york 2 weeks ago and just got confirmation that she has covid 19

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fucking finally we can have Erdély back.

>secret 33º

I don't think math is your strongest point

They'll test people from door to door. Do you seriously expect people in this country to be fucking competent? They 100% won't change gloves and properly decontaminate themselves. Sure, those people will be safe inside their suits, but outside they'll be full of the virus.

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kek

kek

So I bought something like 30 cans of green beans. I know it's good to eat different types of vegetables, but is eating only green beans for vegetable-related nutritional intake good enough for awhile?

be glad your economy isn't fucked
you can repopulate with european refugees

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WHY CONTAIN IT, LET THE NORMALNIGGERS DIE

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November 4th, 2020

aaaaaaa I'm so bored fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'm stuck with my mom and she won't leave me alone MOM GO AWAY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

BREHS, literally everyone is acting like this whole thing is over now. I don’t know what happened but everyone just stopped caring about it.

take your meds, of course

wtf is going on in Davidson county?

The numbers have been released at random times over the last week. If I were cynical I would say they're releasing them after the six o' clock news so the boomers don't realise how fast it's spreading.

Too far from it, there are lot of things to happen before that, relax..
For now.

>dies out in spring
>world back to normal
>hits twice as hard in october
>election postponed
this is actually very likely to happen

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>be glad your economy isn't fucked
kek

Sweden is doing that basically, just say fuck it and let it roll. Worth keeping an eye on their stats in the coming weeks.

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I can't wait for the bloodbath. Make sure to take some grainy sideways cellphone videos for us.

whoa it's almost as if it was overblown by the mass hysteria faggots

infiltrate CIA

It's "only" 200k until a member of your family dies, then cucks like you change the way they talk to something like "the government should have contained the virus! I want a cash compensation!"

How is it bad tho?

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Start posting overtime in these threads, STAT

Bill Mitchell first, Hazmat second, and Corona-chan third.

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How long's he been gone? 4-5 days?

Of course he's a fag. Their degenerate behavior knows no bounds. They are self-destruction incarnate.

>It was a mutt
Perfect

Call me cynical, but they probably don't look great, ramping up has begun?

Corona chan got him and his broken bot.

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what did you mean by this?

you know what you must do

It's an end of the country scenario once the capital falls.

Can't wait for normalfags to kill themselves in isolation.

What meds do I take

What can i say, the pay is too good.

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Algerian bro, how's that drawing coming along?

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henrymakow.com/2020/03/Common-Flu-is-Rebranded-to-Create-Havoc.html

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keked

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>Prince Charles has the Chinese coof
Prince Charles has the Chinese coof
>Prince Charles has the Chinese coof Prince Charles has the Chinese coof

It's highly likely he was a schlomo, no regular person would shill that much over a supposed nothing burger

>>dies out in spring
meme

Take your meds schizos.
Nothingburger.
Stop making these threads.

Because it is, things will be a bit inconvenient and shit for 3 months then the world is back to what's important: castrating kids, putting trannies in charge, importing the third world and sucking tiny chinese dick.

The real blackpill is that absolutely nothing is going to change because of this virus, we're stuck in hell and this isn't going to get us out of it

They’re exhausted. Normies don’t feed off of panic.

We're fucked. I read it now in the press. The retard Costache do no trust fast tests (new ones), which will be used on large scale in US. I guess he could not take a fat bribe but in relation with South Korea

"pilot city" - you start the pilot in a small town with huge infection rate like Suceava, not Bucharest

Just

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