Czechs are germans who adopted a half german half western slav language and culture.
Czechs never do bad things unlike POOles who steal all our cars and cheat our welfare system just like all the other east european subhumans but Czechs... ever heard bad things about them except being the main producers of Meth?
Meth is the white mans drug desu.
Their half German DNA and millennia of german influence made them part of the Herrenrasse too .
Czechs are germans who adopted a half german half western slav language and culture
Jaxon Hall
Matthew Cox
Czechs belong to us ... Knedln and Kraut, not Weißwurscht and Brezn, ok?! Und jetzan schleich di!
Asher Long
99,98% Waren für JA.
Österreicher sind Deutsche.
Austin Davis
Henlein just had to ruin the relationship we began to have with Sudeten Germans in the 30s. We were so close to a functional state.
Jackson Long
With all honesty, Austria did fascism better.
Ian Green
Des samma heit a nu ... nur dieses moi loss ma eng Damischn nimma sogn wias rennt. Des woa ein absoluter Schmarrn eich wos entscheidn lossn ... ihr mochts uns am Schluss eppa nu an zweitn Fall Blau!!
Jack James
Logan Morris
Thx, fren ... dank da schee! ;)
Alexander Davis
>> Kraut is Austrian and not German
They are calling us Krauts for a reason, you Bergkartoffel
Ayden Cooper
>being a conservative in 2020
Embrace pagan anarcho-fascism
Colton White
Austrian fascism was just being local and national nothing special while our nazis exploded our GDP and made our debt down to 40% of GDP (england had 240% of debt to gdp at the time).
We had great visions and if we had won the world would be better. But giving the autist Stalin enough time to rearm and prepare his invasion of europe would be just a 20IQ move.
Levi Rodriguez
Sauerkraft is universal ... it carries the Vril of our ancestors, its lactic fermentation a silent prayer to the Skyfather. The Sauerkraft is life, the Sauerkraft is all!
Cameron Mitchell
Wait a moment. if they are half german, are their women only halfly made for BBC?
Nathan Jenkins
Well, you kinda did make Sudetenland go batshit insane after a pretty succesful reconciliatory period.
Jayden Rodriguez
It was the Czechs who fucked the austrians and made them radical in the first place.
Kayden Moore
We would have to ask a nigger. Wait, Spain, you are at least half competent to judge that.
Josiah Walker
It was rightful Czech clay. And let's be frank, country with these borders has no chance of working properly.
Eli Sanders
How's your economy currently feeling btw ... have potential big customer there, just so I can judge my future expectations.
Jonathan Martin
>country with these borders has no chance of working properly
What?! Have you ever been confronted with Austrian administration? We would not have even noticed the difference. :D
Nathan Scott
kek, good come back
Nolan Hernandez
Asher Gonzalez
Well, stuff is under lockdown, but government, although the second least based in V4, performs pretty well. Bussinesses aren't collapsing of whatever. How is Austria hanging?
Isaac Cook
heil Dolfuss
Parker Ross
Shame Mussolini fucked em' over.
Luis Wood
This. They are not Slavs.
Leo King
Thx for info! Yeah we're good so far ... ofc the lockdown hurts but at least from the people I know I've suddenly noticed a "blood in the waters" mentality. You see, many of our mid-sized companies in machinery and tech had to compete with big German ones so far. Now that competitive pressure might soon ... disappear if the Piefke continue like that. Srsly, weak Germany means STRONK Austria. ;)
Yeah, bloody backstabbers ... first the Szent Istvan and then that ...
... it's alright though, ItaKa, we're not that mad about it. :)
Joshua Young
in what sense? Mussolini was a good friend of Dolfuss.
He even cancelled the war debts of Austria
Cameron Hall
>Weißwurscht and Brezn
>Deutsch
Verreckte Mongo Junge!
Camden Hernandez
Lincoln Hill
Die Weißwurschtneger samma oiwei nu beim Oasch liawa ois wia a Preiß!
Adam Lewis
Allow me to dissent
Hudson Martin
>In January 1936, Mussolini told the German Ambassador Ulrich von Hassell that: "If Austria were in practice to become a German satellite, he would have no objection". By recognizing Austria was within the German sphere of influence, Mussolini had removed the principal problem in Italo-German relations.
Caleb Perez
Gajda was pretty cool. He was really anti-German, because, well, being a Czech nationalist and at the same time like Hitler was hard.
Charles Campbell
How's the Shitalian virus going?
Jason Jones
>Czechs belong to us
Richtig
Und du gehörst zu uns
Jordan Garcia
You just made it on my list.
Dominic Perry
>Czech Hitler
Ok that sounds fun! Btw ... you also have such high lithium levels in groundwater as e.g. Upper Austria. It would help prove a theory of mine ...
Adam Rodriguez
he protected Austria in 1934 when dolfuss was killed and was mad to the point of nearly declaring war to Germany, which was not that strong.
France refused to help Italy so all settled down.
Then after the conquest Ethiopia all the countries of the League of Nations put sanctions on Italy and Mussolini had to choose between Nazi Germany or the Soviet Union as the new and only trading partnern.
He chose Germany for obvious reasons but the price was ceding the indipendence of Austria.
Dylan Young
Ach Sachse, wenn ganz Deutschland so wär wie ihr, dann würd ich dir nicht widersprechen ...
Josiah Hernandez
best vidya I've played in years
Henry Powell
Im pretty sure Germans are Slavicized, not the other way around
Evan Phillips
Why the fuck do you fear atoms, little Hans?
Henry Brown
Bannerlord coming out in 6 days. Be ready, leaf.
Cameron Fisher
We might elect the game director for president.
Easton Howard
Papisten sind nicht Deutsch
Ryan Johnson
have a laugh, Hans.
When will you remember the real number of deaths by the way?
Isaiah Collins
Das kann man gut für uns beide sagen.
Wir haben alle ein paar faule Äpfel im Keller, und manchmal stinks bis aufs Dach
Logan Roberts
you know it's shit.
It is full of bugs and the gameplay is not that great
Juan Sanders
Oh, Lord. This will not go well.
Kayden King
Luis Gomez
yep, im thinkin based
Tyler Thompson
Wtf I want to be Czech now.
Michael Sanders
What do you mean? Stuff seems rather tame rn.
Luis Baker
Still waiting on final confirmation.
If you play it now, it's relatively bug-free. I finished it in 40 hours. Nothing game-breaking.
Asher Lopez
the proper country is czechoslovakia, fuck off nato jews
Nathaniel Gray
Together with the witcher trilogy.
Slavs know how to make great RPGs.
Noah Gutierrez
Shit would be based even more if we were allowed to keep our state for more than 30 years at a time.
Xavier Lewis
Game of the decade, Giovanni
I got my money's worth
Caleb Wright
Czechs are subhuman slavshit animals, even worse than poolaks.
Christian Gomez
What do Germans think of the (now extinct) East German peoples like the Goths?
Ryder Butler
What ... atoms? Ah you mean your nuclear power plants?! That's likely just a lobbying campaign by Austrian hydropower ... don't take the media too srsly on that. Not finishing Zwentendorf was more a political and not environmental thing (Conservatives wanted to fuck with SocDem prestige project) ... and then Chernobyl happened so yeah ...
Nolan Sanders
Fäulnis darf man nicht im Dunkeln weitergären lassen ... die muss man entschlossen ausgraben und ans Licht zerren. So dass es jeder sehen kann. Kannst du mit Hammer und Nägeln umgehen? ;)
Ian Williams
Only thing I know about czech people is all the porn they make. Apparently their women are very beautiful but also very cheap and easy. I've also heard czech people are lazy and don't like to work.
Carter Lee
Ok, g*rm.
Gabriel Jenkins
No, not really.
Kingdom of Bohemia wasn't a Czech ethnostate.
Such little states can hardly survive on their own anyway, it would have been better to remain on good terms in the German sphere of influence and continue coexisting like they had for a thousand years.
Asher Campbell
>Czech average
>middle picture
Who? I think I'm in love
Parker Perez
Ich bevorzuge ein Schweißgerät, aber es wird schon gehen.
Cooper Collins
i wonder how eu would be now if us didnt get zogged into joining ww2
Austin Garcia
if USA*
Joseph Peterson
nah, Czechs are Slavs who have been influenced by Germans.
Ryan Lee
Nothing is forgotten, slavmongol.
Jordan Gomez
We relied on France, sadly. But at the time we were Czechoslovakia, bigger than now.
Jeremiah Kelly
Du, wenns mal oben sind darfst gern "kreativ" werden. ;)
>tfw tunica molesta
Jacob Sanders
Based Retard!
dialect is cringe.
Wyatt Peterson
Ok, germnigger.
Aiden Roberts
Cool as fuck
Nathan Johnson
Eisbein und Bismarckhering, nicht Weisswurst und Knödel, ja?
t. actual Preuße
Lucas Taylor
>anarcho-fascism
the what
Kevin Gutierrez
True, and that proves my point.
France wanted an artificial state to counter Germany, Czechia alone is too weak in comparison.
Really sad that no one gave peace a chance after WW1.
Liam Barnes
I gib da glei a Krinsch du Saugretzn! Schleich di mit dein Piefkinesisch!
Carson Walker
Not really, Czechs are Slavs.
Robert Harris
So is recht!! :DD
Grayson Young
Ich stimme dir zu 100% zu Professor. Man muss die Fäulnis ans Licht zerren genauso wie im Berlin 1945 eine vom Krieg geschundene Preussen Magd einen infizierten Slawencock ans licht zerrt und zu blasen beginnt. Einen infizierten uringetränkten Slawencock der eine Ladung Mongolenwichse in den Mund einer arischen Magd abfeuert. Diese Kleine Szene in irgendeinem Hinterhof ist exemplarisch für den gesamten Krieg. Mann könnte auch sagen der ganze Krieg lief auf diese Urszene hinaus.
Eli Turner
That is mean. Everyone here hates Germans. Don't try to have other countries take the heat
If I could not identify as German I would.
Dominic Perry
Don't lick the cat, fren...
Akchually we have the biggest supply of lithium in Europe, just under the Eisengebirge aka Krušné Hory. I know about your theory, fren, I hope you get now your daily dose of tasty Bergwasser.
>not Obstler
>Thx for info
I'd be cautious, Herr Genetiker. Our economy is export oriented (70%) and biggest slice of pie goes to Germany. And guess what we produce most? Car parts. Now VW ist abgeschlossen, BMW auch, rest of Werks will follow. Our biggest Werk Škoda Mladá Boleslav has sign on gate "pool's closed". Boogaloo didn't took the effect yet. We'll fuck with Corona-chan, but at the cost of our economics. Oh, and I expect people to chimp out due to prolonged quarantine.
Important notice - all nonessential production can be (and probably will) closed. Only food, medical supplies and shit like that; machinery, lumber mills, mines, furnaces, all that will cease to produce.
P.S. - I miss you all, Krautfrens...
Austin Nelson
Dominic Evans
SPD guy should be asian