So anons, what are you going to do with your $1,200?

So anons, what are you going to do with your $1,200?

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Guns and gold

Going to purchase one of those fancy sex dolls and then brutally dismember it at some point.

DON'T CASH THE CHECK
It's just going to come out of future tax returns.

hookers and blow

XRP?

donate it to Yang 2024

I'm going to subscribe to BLACKED!

I thought it was $2,400?

I might have to buy a new fridge. The motor in mine's been straining a lot lately, and I think it's cause I stocked it up with too much food in preparation for Corona. Fuck.

You mean 4400 dollars.

ur mom

I'm going to donate to help treat and prevent COVID-19 among refugees and undocumented Americans.

donate to trump campaign

Only 2 and $3,400 here.

buy money with it
>wut
gold and silver

spend it on boy pussy

Buy a live-in trap to degrade and treat like a cumrag.

Buy a flamethrower and burn furfags like you down

considering my funds are fungible I can only look at what is similar in amount. 1200 is just over my county property tax. Municipal tax is a little less and town/school tax is three times more.

pay my bills

Bunch a hookers and cocaine

straight to my blessed and holy landlord of course, who will so kindly evict me next month anyway

REMINDER IF YOUR A DEPENDENT YOU GET NOTHING SUCK IT POORFAGS

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Don't know yet. Probably won't live long enough to see it come. IF it does, it won't be until late April/May when it arrives.

Buy land and move to it immediately so my boomer parents don't give me the plague. Anyone wanna come?

Buy stonks or bitcoin because im not some paycheck to paycheck nigger

That would be based so it must be a lie

Nothing, I make too much to get Trumpbux.

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PAY MY FUCKING RENT HAHAHAHAHAHA
Seriously, that's it. I mean, I don't agree with landlording and property hoarding, but I don't exactly have the time to learn law or the money to pay am attorney to defend my ass in eviction court.

Don't pay your rent become a land owner yourself.

Suppressor and form 1.

Put in the bank. Continue to save up to buy a house god willing the housing market bubble goes nuclear. Or maybe hookers and blow.

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I believe it depends on how many people are in the household and dependents. Single payments start at 1.2k I think.

I need to buy a car

when will those payments hit approximately?

put it away in savings like a normal person

There isn't going to be $1200.

More food should cause less strain because it will stay cold more easily. Try cleaning out underneath it.

I actually lost my job due to this, so I'm keeping it in a savings account. Got dat dere unemployment, and plenty of savings to begin with, but it's still a little unsettling to not have a steady income. Unemployment runs out after 6 months.

Same but in IRL

Gonna build me a new guitar pedal board.

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>actually receiving a tax refund
If you use the IRS calculator and game your allowances, your refund should be close to $0 and you'll have more money on each check throughout the year.
I ended up owing $14 this year. They can't withhold your refund if you don't get one in the first place.

>turn check into $100 clean bills
>wrap each bill in tobacco to make it shaped like a cigar
>go to nearby homeless shelters through out the week
>smoke my $100 cigars in their faces
Some would say a waste, I say it’s my damn money and I want them to feel poor

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cocaine and hookers

>Put in the bank
>saving U.S. funbux
brrrrrrrrrrr...

Half a dozen titanium “solvent traps”.

Buying a gun in an uncommon caliber that normies won't buy out the second a chink coofs near them.

Kicking myself for getting a 9mm right before this and not a tok

Give it to belle delphine

Throw it at my credit card. I already have money in savings because I'm saving for a house. Once my last credit card is done all I have is student loans and car payments which won't affect my wife and I going for a house.

>He doesn’t know...
Oh you poor child

gonna donate it all plus an extra 500 to Bernie, he can still win.
Anyone wanna match me, he needs to win so I can pay back by 2k debt?

So what did the bill fuck up on? Any hidden shit the democrats snuck in?

poorfag here about to lose everything. in the past 4 months 2 kitchens ive cooked in have closed without notice. living is very expensive here when youre by yourself. pretty sure living out a car would be worthwhile but there are no jobs here neither. i the corona dont kill me stress surely will!

I have 2 kids so I guess I'm getting $2,200?

Meats, board games, pet supplies and maybe a voice coach lesson or two.
Can't work until this gets better because of the family i live with, but i was gifted a commercial grade food slicer and it's been fun making jerky/bacon with it.

The US government literally just subsidized me prepping for this exact situation.

Thx US government faggots.

I hear hookers are half off

Just so you know, Pelosi is playing games with your livelyhood. She fucking had the house in session for 2 mins and then fucking took it out of session to prevent the vote on the bill

Based AF

not for YOU maybe, NEET

I just don't see it happening at the end of the day, not without some comically awful catches like having to register at the local FEMA Walmart parking lot death camp.

It's not going to get any better.

> (OP)
>I hear hookers are half off
BOGO