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Seriously though at what point in the movie are we?
Robert Wood
Leo Cooper
None of it
Robert Morris
We are at the part where the CDC finances a movie to keep them relevant.
Jaxson White
Probably at the "we need to make sure that nobody knows, until everybody knows" part.
Matthew Rodriguez
We are at the part where Gwyneth Paltrows cheating whore of a wife character is in the hospital with bat soup flu
Camden Jenkins
The virus in that was way deadlier than this one
Ryder Moore
>not outbreak
Unironically neck yourself.
Carter Wright
At the part where they are drafting the script for contagion 2.
Lincoln Sullivan
We are right before the riot for the forsythia at the drugstore. The difference is we will soon have riots at PetSmart and PetCo for fish tank cleaner.
Alexander Green
It ate her whore brain. That part was cool when they folded her scalp over. Die jew whores
Jason Hill
I'll watch it if Gyeneth Paltrow dies
Landon Campbell
So are the movie american soldiers
Elijah Ortiz
which wasn't realistic because if its super deadly it doesn't spread as fast
Lucas Peterson
No part. Contagion is 5 years from now when some Chink faggot eats a Koala bear because he thinks it will make his dick hard, and releases a coronavirus that is as infectious as COVID with the mortality rate of MERS.
Lucas King
The part where they tell Matt Damon his whore wife is dead. We aren't even at the part where he knows she is a whore yet.
Noah Rogers
That movie is definitely the original script
Cooper Rodriguez
Did you even watch the movie? Or are you just guessing? It was super deadly in that it basically killed you within the span of 5 minutes but before that you could spread it for up to a week.
John Myers
Jonathan Powell
is week enough to spread it around the world. I feel like you need at least minimum 14 day incubation
Henry Morales
We're at the part after Matt Damon's whore wife dies and then some people in China die. Then roll credits because this is a literal nothingburger.
Jonathan Young
Nigga wut
Mason Rodriguez
The movie was based on interviews with some fag from the CDC, and his worst case scenario virus - basically something like COVID-19 - Long incubation, highly transmissable, but when symptoms become serious they develop as rapidly as avian flu.
Isaiah Russell
We're not in this movie
It's Parasite Eve's timeline we're in
Colton Smith
The very beginning.
David Bennett
Anthony Gomez
>hospitalization rate a fraction of people who develop symptoms
Bentley Price
You're in for a treat.
She dies like 5 mins in.
Austin Brooks
Someone tell me where to get this.
Gavin James
On Day 8 there's 35 dead in Minnesota
right now we are at 1 dead in Minnesota
Asher Russell
the point where the second echelon of NWO overthrows the old farts and steps in to assume direct control of everything and 'save the day'
Joseph Hernandez
The point when they realize its linear and not exponential
Gabriel Ward
But dat autopsy doe.
Fucking HOT
Samuel Hughes
The virus in that movie was like 25% lethal but had a long infectious incubation period like corona does. That movie is actually worst case scenario. Corona will 100% not get that bad.
Jeremiah Garcia
God are you retarded.
Do you not see where it says "logarithmic" at the top?
A linear curve in a logarithmic scale is the same as an exponential curve in raw numbers.
Jaxon Williams
none
Covid-19 is nowhere near as deadly as that fictional virus
Jayden Gutierrez
>not exponential
>graph is logarithmic
Gabriel Wilson
The line is straight retard. Straight lines are linear.
Dominic Sullivan
Did they actually open her scalp for this scene lmfao
Evan Davis
Nowhere, it's a movie prop designed to look cool
Cooper Sullivan
Is there a movie like this but actually good?
Blake Brooks
>flag checks out
Michael Bennett
Oh stop user I can only boner so hard
>eats Koala soup
Anthony Hall
yeah she fucking died for this movie
a true method actor
Jackson Gutierrez
Do you even y axis scale bro?
Do you even know what an axis is (hint, its not when you "axis" yo mamma a question)
Brody Morgan
what! I'm just asking, it's not fatal if you don't touch the brain so maybe they just did the scalp and that was it?
Aiden Long
James Gray
The part where the roastie acts like a stupid bitch and makes it begin to spread
Jaxson Phillips
We are at the part were Authorities try to MINIMIZE
the Danger when you see people dropping DEAD all around
Jason Rodriguez
It's based off an actual virus though.
Aiden Russell
Andromeda Strain is aight if you don't mind the 70s vibe.
Nathaniel Mitchell
this is nothing like contagion. In that movie virus kills everyone that gets it. Wuhan flu is a stronger than usual flu kills old people and ones with complications that's it. People freaking out over nothing, you will get it and just like you've gotten any flu in the past and you will get over it same as 99% of everyone else.
Blake Allen
not really. contagion is the best one i've found
Justin Gomez
Is this bait or is he really this retarded?
Christian Morris
The part where the government is not only incompotent but malignant and therefore we aren't in the movie, this is real life where everything is so much worse
Jaxon Morales
The part where the funny colored president says “wash your hands and get back to work”.
Ethan Morales
I bet by now you thought you were safe, that no one saw your fuck up. But I saw it, you fucking leaf.
Wyatt Perez
it does permanent damage to the lungs and there's no immunity
Tyler Bennett
First act
Colton Myers
Remember that episode of King of the Hill where the snake gets loose in the sewers and people freak the fuck out and get angry at Trum...I mean Hank and blame him instead of holding congre...I mean the animal control officers responsible, while the MSM...I mean local news like Channel 84 drum up fear and loathing against Hank?
Eli White
check out Survivors - it was a BBC show back in the 70s. First 2 seasons are fine - 3rd season is absolute trash. Its all on youtube.
Angel Bennett
Chad simplistic
Virgin explainer.
Daniel Brooks
Based eve poster
Brody Perez
This
Is moving towards, we're right the beginning were everybody believes fish drug is the cure
Joshua Stewart
The credits
Aiden Barnes
Thats like saying flu gives you brain damage. It can if fever gets to high, both rare cases.
Ian Garcia
Implying those who contract this shit won't die of related health problems within the next year
Jeremiah Butler
Thank god that cunt died early.
Jeremiah Garcia
They never do that stuff for a movie my god.
Noah Morris
We're at the part where Matt Damon visit the supermarket as its being ransacked.
The disease in contagion has a mortality rate of 33% though and seemingly affects all ages and the healthy just the same