/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2535 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

Who is the giantess?

Frances numbers?

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>tp
normalfag cringe

All he has to cope is posting nothingburger as his family and friends die around him. It's his comfort blanket at this point.

Just wanna go back to wageslaving and bring drinking with my friends on weekends

what are the UK numbers?

Is America still /teamherd/?

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genetic trash

Ey, so apparently they'll test EVERYONE in Bucharest. They'll go door to door and test everybody. Apparently it's based on the South Korean model.

Is it just me or does this sound like a super easy way for the virus to spread like there's no tomorrow?

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Leafbros
Do the Liberals now have unfettered, unlimited spending powers until September 2021? I know that was the main point of contention last night over the bill, but now that it is approved, did they work that part out?

500k soon bros

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No
Nobody who gets paid to write things online is this retarded

Shouldn't have posted the new pic, it's better when you look like a girl.

why are they researching vaccines if it can already be cured by the malaria medicine?
are you all fucking schizo or what

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>tfw stepsister won't take no for an answer

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stop with the pasta

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We doing 3k today or tomorrow bros?

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>"GOYIM YOU NEED TO RETURN TO WORK AND YOU NEED TO DO IT NOW!"
>dow jones surges a second day

WE ALL AGREE THIS IS A CLOWN WORLD AT THIS POINT,RIGHT!?LOL

WTF is with those numbers? Why are they increasing so fast? I thought this was a nothingburger??

I hope not

I take my medical advice and prescription from this man.

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ba sa ma pupe in pula. Pe mine nu ma testeaza nimeni

>Michigan reports 504 new cases and 19 new deaths
Oh fugg

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20k damn

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Only +187 infected and +13 death in 24 hours. Somehow Empire has beaten the virus.

idk google it recession is coming anyway
if conservatives were in power they would be ignoring it too

Yes, Trump is going to sacrifice millions on the altar of the DOW. His constituents are old cotton-heads too fucking stupid to realize this is an actual pandemic not a hoax.

We gone be ded.

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Imagine if her boyfriend is manlet with a giantess fetish. Living the dream.

God I can't wait, muh dick from 400K is still so hard

Hey guys I read a study that says that if we assume that everyone on earth is already infected and all the people who died from coronavirus actually died from other causes, the death rate is lower than the average number of Indians who get killed by meteroids each year.
Is that true?

Destigmatize rabies

Yes
I'm ready to support Comrade Bernie now
Bring on the Central Park executions

Think that if this was never brought into the realm of public discourse through TV News and social media outlets, life will have persisted as usual. This is going to blow over and will fail to kill nearly as many people as Swine Flu did. The real reason behind mass public hysteria is social media. Twitter and Facebook didnt grip society in 2009 like they do now. Easy maths bros.

Diamond Princess is the key.

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 61,808 (859) Spain 47,610 (3,434) Germany 37,098 (205) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 10,897 (153) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,264 (435) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Canada 3,290 (30) Norway 3,052 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Sweden 2,526 (44) Australia 2,431 (9) Brazil 2,274 (47) Israel 2,170 (5) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,796 (20) Denmark 1,724 (34) Czech Republic 1,654 (6) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,307 (45) Ecuador 1,173 (28) Chile 1,142 (3) Poland 1,031 (14) Pakistan 1,022 (8) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (14) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Greece 821 (22) Indonesia 790 (58) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (3) Philippines 636 (38) Singapore 631 (2) India 606 (11) Slovenia 528 (5) Peru 480 (9) Panama 443 (8) Egypt 442 (21) Croatia 442 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) Italy +5,210 (+683) United States +6,952 (+79) Spain +5,552 (+443) Germany +4,107 (+46) Iran +2,206 (+143) France +2,929 (+231) Switzerland +1,020 (+31) South Korea +100 (+6) United Kingdom +187 (+13) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Canada +498 (+4) Norway +186 (+2) Portugal +633 (+10) Sweden +227 (+4) Australia +114 (+1) Brazil +27 (+1) Israel +240 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+4) Denmark +133 (+2) Czech Republic +260 (+3) Japan +114 (+2) Ecuador +91 (+1) Chile +220 (+1) Poland +130 (+4) Pakistan +50 (+1) Romania +112 (+2) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Greece +78 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Russia +163 (+2) Philippines +84 (+3) India +70 (+1) Slovenia +48 (+1) Peru +64 (+2) Panama (+2) Egypt +40 (+1) Bahrain +27 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Estonia +35 (+1) Dominican Republic +80 (+4) Argentina (+2) Serbia +81 (+1) Iraq +30 (+2) Algeria +38 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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I bet they'll slap a boatload of fines or worse on all those that refuse to get tested.

Sad to see my fellow American patriots believe the lies of the officials. The numbers that the American politicians are telling us is not the case simply. We must open our eyes to see that the virus really begins in USA not China like the government says.

We will get to 100000/day before this Monday

Virtually every country on Earth has corona. Even Madagascar and Greenland. And because of this, outbreaks are happening worldwide. Look at Pakistan, the Philippines, Indonesia, even Russia. Chances are this shit will heavily circulate in the third world

OP is a CIA shill and the coronavirus is a hoax.
henrymakow.com/2020/03/Common-Flu-is-Rebranded-to-Create-Havoc.html

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They want your DNA and blood sample, you know biometric data, so they can roll the gene editing "vaccine" out tailor made for you. Since nobody is actually getting tested they've decided to just go door to door anyways.

>t. delusional flat-curvers

Coronachan will create a new life form
Mitochondrial eve will be born soon

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Are asthma and rhinitis risk factors for the corona?

might hit 3k depends on the burgers

Fresh off the boat from China, kid? Heh, I remember when I was just like you. Infected. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make posts like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It’s survival of the fittest and you ain’t gonna survive long after eating bats that your little hugbox cuntsucking Chinese friends would contract diseases from. None of that here. You don’t eat bats. You don’t eat rats. This ain’t China, kid. This is Yas Forums. We have REAL intellectual conversation here, something i don’t think you’re all that familiar with. You don’t like it, you can hit the bricks on over to WeChat, you chinese cartoon watching son of a bitch. I hope you don’t tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me? heh, I’m a medial professional... this place... this place has a lot to offer... heh you’ll see, kid... that is if you can handle it...

>ching chong bing pong bang ding

No to what dude? Are you the guy who slept with his sister

That's not all the numbers. That's just Wales or something.

Depends, were behind schedule for today but US UK still have to put out some data

Each day like a clockwork PTG shills Wumao army and greek shizo assault this thread with their stupidity, they do it for 3 month already
No amount of proofs can convince them ,all they do is shilling same points

>fewer cases in Italy, etc..
>200 trillion trumpbux printed
>stock market up
>HCQ AZ therapies effective
>nothingburger confirmed, back to work, wagies!
Except that in some parts of the world it's only just beginning, such as South America and Africa. Actually, the US hasn't even started yet. Guess that people are already sick and tired of this shit. I know I am. Tired of waiting for shit to hit the fan, that is. Another month or two until we reach the point of no return, eh? That's still quite a while to go...

Asthma for sure

are you gay or something?

Lucrez in MAPN si am rude in sistem,nu ma atinge nici dracu,iar daca imi impun,eu ori fug ori ma sinucid. Nu am intrat in contact cu nimeni infectat si nu sunt obligat sa imi dau sangele nimanui

If I get banned. I get banned. At the end of the day I'm not going to let it stop me from spamming copypasta in every /cvg/ thread.

>every major city has a corona outbreak.
>NYC is blowing the fuck u
>we’ll easily surpass Italy in a couple of days.

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nah no way
maybe in april if USA stays in team /herd/

UK still haven't reported anything
US still rising.

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Why research anything when The All-Based Allah will cure us all?

now can you only make her bigger or the guy smaller

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ROASTIES CANT HANDLE ISOLATION
OH NO NO NO

4/10, could be less disgusting looking

>two more weeks

Sure ain't easy becoming numba wan. Tomorrow then.

Italy numbers when???

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>Are respiratory problems a risk factor?

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>stock markets are going back up, lockdowns effective, supply chains unbroken

it's over lads

all we're gonna get out of this in the end is a small amount of dead med boomers, because meds are incompetent retards

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Yeah, seeing how things are accelerating, we sure are
Also does anyone have the 30K edit? I might've missed that

>Who live stream
>Filled with 7000 indians shouting for Chinas blood
youtube.com/watch?v=i4us_py7GUw

Holy shit is India the solution to the China problem? World power 2020?

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indonesia is where it'll all kick off

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Cure or nah?

you can't buy this shit without prescription here either

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>tfw didn't stock up on stash of cigs and only have a pack left and can't find any at the gas stations
What are you all doing to get your fix?

That's right Bill.

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Hör mit dem Schpam auf Horst

Aren't they just doing those quick tests with the swabs? Isn't that the fastest and easiest one to do? If they're taking blood too then fuck that shit, I'm out.

It's a fake cry for attention.
My dick knows.

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Out of Phase

No one can read shit in your low res infograph, dude

It always has been
India and China have been at cold war for millennia

I MADE A MISTAKE, SINUSITE AND RHINITIS

ARE RISK FACTORS?

ASTHMA I KNOW IT IS

It's not like he is the one who did the shelter in place orders. The states are the ones that did that. The states will most likely keep shelter in place for a few weeks. He can't force them to not shelter in place.

You first Psycho.

Shut the fuck up you manlet piece of shit, she is genetic goddess.

what the fuck are meds you fucking sub-70 IQ retard, also stop posting the same shit in every fucking thread you fucking tourist frogposting newfag

The one country with surprising numbers today is Austria. Half as much cases as yesterday only 2 deaths.

Nigger what

Based Chris.

We just reached 400k and are now already at 458k, 500k corona-chan update soon.
Man once we reach the million steps will increase.

If only we got real numbers from China.

Is there a clip without the weird aspect ratio stretch?

You're fucked.

Will this midichlorian eve destroy the Sith?

kein Argument

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Your low iq is a big risk factor

>what the fuck are meds you fucking sub-70 IQ retard
based retardbro

>95% of all men are genetic trash because I say so
You're subhuman

Do not insult argie-chad

>low res

retarded phoneposter lol
go back to

MAPLE-CHAN, DEVOUR HER!

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>Lucrez in MAPN si am rude in sistem
la fel si criminalul din MAI, pensionarul pulii de a infectat sute de persoane; taci in mortzii ma-tii din gura si testeaza-ta, retardul pizdii

+3.000 infected and + 231 deaths

But his fucktard followers will believe him over anything scientific. So they will go out in violation of the shelter in place orders, making them totally ineffective and overloading the hospitals.

It's the right way to do things as long as all the people going door to door have proper PPE and follow decontamination protocols strictly.

Coronavirus is overhyped as fuck, the real deaths are going to start rolling with the global crisis and war that's coming up.

finally white woman becoming realizing the truth, ching chongs and niggas stay away from white Europe

Rabies is valid

Everyone unable to cope will die

It went down for ab it and got back but i heard they might take it down again idk what will come out of it

ring-a-ring o' roses
a pocket full of posies
we all fall down!

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"meds" in common tongue is the abbreviation for fucking medicaments you fucking retarded fag.
What the fuck are medicament boomers supposed to be?

Austria reports to until late in the night in batches

>738 deaths in the last 24hrs

wtf is going on

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Fuck the CCP

Good opportunity to stab some of these semi-illiterate fuckers who got a taste of power. They are unable to test patients coming into hospitals, thus infecting patients and doctors/nurses alike

>*hears the sound of chinks nearby*

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desu i haven't used it for a bit since the other site lets you download the whole sets without having to jump through hoops for the "bad" content

how new are you redditbro

>he doesn't even know about nords vs meds

absolute fucking subhuman scum here on Yas Forums compared to based superior Yas Forumsbros

So... 500k before end of the day?

>We must open our eyes to see that the virus really begins in USA
You're just jealous that we can open our eyes properly, Chang.

Parallel phase user
This is an unexpected side effect of the happening

Mleko 2% fat. KYS

R E S E T

based astro-prussian war

Hand over the figures, Boris.

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>overloading the hospitals
why do doomers always repeat this mantra? it's not happening

>deaths down below 2k today
>yesterday they were 2300 worldwide
Yeah it's a nothing burger

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Spain #1

I work at a grocery store. I dont know if I should return to work or not. There are 18 cases at least in my county. My store isn't taking this seriously. All the other places have people cleaning everything after each use, we don't and aren't told to. I dont even make 10 bucks an hour and Im not even a cashier. I do way more than that. I dont know what the fuck to do. My moms out of work for like a month cause of the schools. If I get sick everyone else will and we wont be able to pay rent. I feel like if I quit I wont get a good reference and this is my first job and Ive worked here for a few years. Everyone will think Im a lunatic.
I dont know what the fuck to do guys.

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parasite eve ost

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>burger hasn't even woke up yet

I truly enjoy this happening. Watching those twats screaming from lack of attention it is so refreshing.

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Whats wrong with her lips

the day hasnt even ended yet you mong

>as long as all the people going door to door have proper PPE and follow decontamination protocols strictly.
Yea, that's not gonna happen here.

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complete hazmat template please desu

yeh bruh countries always suicide their economies on a whim

not as much as diabetis and high blood pressure

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/Take your meds, schizos./

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>takes off mask covering mouth to have something pressed on forehead

Hai sictir boule. Nu am parasit tara in peste 20 de ani,da-mi o pauza

Where do you guys go for breaking news now that @BNODesk is utter garbage that won't post anything new for 7+ hours at a time?

Comfiest timeline

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Wrong
cbs46.com/news/atlanta-mayor-says-icu-units-are-at-full-capacity/article_495755b8-6e92-11ea-b9ba-5ff9aadecb3b.html

Nigger how much was it a week ago? Practically fuck all and now we're hitting that every few days.

THERE ARE NO RISK FACTORS YOU DOUBLENIGGERS, THAT IS MEDIA SHILLING TO STOP THE PANIC
IF YOUR BODY CAN'T HOLD THE INFECTION BEFORE IT REACHES YOUR LUNGS YOU'RE F U C K E D
YOU FAGGOTS BETTER START SHOVING VITAMIN C UP YOUR RECTUM

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Sauce?

Some of you niggers might be stressed out or have been browsing /cvg/ for too long without breaks. This may help
youtube.com/watch?v=bZPJGDoKYkw

>implying I'm some post-2010 newfag keeping up to date with the latest zoomer leddit tourist memes
now fuck off

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

I'm so tired of people citing CFR without understanding how it scales to IFR.

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I have multiple twitter accounts on my watchlist to get latest updates.
@kr3at for latest American updates

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>Final Fantasy soundtrack
Come on, give me the good stuff, not this snake oil.

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>he regulars Yas Forums and not the superior board, Yas Forums
oh no no no no

>not FFX

youtube.com/watch?v=ghGoRoixNpk

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its probably dying down but you never know about a second wave

Kasmir is India

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CHINESE CORONAVIRUS CHIMERA WAS KNOW FROM 2015
>CHINESE CORONAVIRUS CHIMERA WAS KNOW FROM 2015
Italian reportage (2015) about chinese labs crafitng a cornavirus SARS with bats and mice.
English subtitles.
streamable.com/qyh96

She makes my dick cough.

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Ask for time off. Say someone in your family came in to contact with someone infected and that you need two weeks of quarantine.

This What happened to the daily update?

Michigan: 2295 Cases, 43 Deaths
We 1% CFR now MI bros

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if you're not retarded, you're not gonna die
there's plenty enough of retarded people to die in your place

Now that's recycling!

It's over. Growth has stopped

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>abandoning power
F-flipbro? I-I never knew someone rates this track as I do? You are genuine true friend to me.

Shut the fuck up, gypsy

meme flag with a decent opinion for once

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I gotchu user
Parasite eve ost for the vibe
youtube.com/watch?v=AKBJ-WKQlEg

>oh no no no no

as If i needed any more proof that you were a retarded newfag tourist
I browsed Yas Forums back in 08, 09.

21 year old without previous conditions dies in Berlin
rt.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56c8b3d4034a9

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Gayronavirus

Search for the Anglosaxon Mission, this shit was predicted since 2010, it's all manmade and it's to enforce panic and create a world war.

Hantachan

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same.
>10% fatality rate!!! we're all doomed!!!

the fatality rate is going to be 1-2% at most.

>there's more cases in individual states than all of canada
L M A O

>Let's hope so.
Not sounding very confident now

I can’t wait for this retard to die because there aren’t enough vents

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is that koikatsu or something else?

>HOLY SHITBALLS NOT THE HECKIN CORONARINO!

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*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes katana*
Heh... nothing personal kid...

I doubt it will get above 1% at all.

>be romanian
>at least 100 hospitals have been closed in the last ~10 years or so
Fast forward to three weeks ago
>all politicians are like *It's just a flu bro*
>1 milion *romanians* come back from Italy & Spain
>Italy closes its borders
>world pandemic is declared
Right after that:
>memepresident and memegovernment send retrofitted planes to Italy&Spain in order to bring back our *bros*, they give them masks and places to stay in hotels
>medical staff are starting to complain they don't have enough masks for doctors
>borders still open
>*We must take this seriously, it's not just a flu, it's a world pandemic* #stayathome #staystrong
Last week:
>implement urgency laws
>you can walk outside unhindered if you have a dog
>you are recommended to stay at home during the day, but are FORBIDDEN by law to go outside during the night
>in other news, major hospital is rendered useless with at least a thousand medical staff being possibly infected
>specialists say the peak will happen during Easter (given our massive numbers of religious sheeple)
>Memepresident recommends romanians from outside the borders to not come back home for Easter, but they can if they want to~ (his exact words)
We are now here
>there are rumours of another major hospital being infected, but there are no reliable news
>other small hospitals have already been infected (source:romania.europalibera.org/a/mapn-inchide-spitalul-militar-din-focsani-doua-cadre-medicale-infectate-cu-covid-19/30508178.html )
>politicians HOPING to get ~2500 tests for a country of 20 million people
>thousands of people still coming in every day
>we have gone from a few dozen infected per day to a few hundred (confirmed)

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>inb4 b-but Yas Forums was created in 2010!

I had early access cause i gave moot a blowjob you newfags

Retarded kike that doesn’t disprove anything I said. Government officials are subject to paranoia and public hysteria just as much as you or I am.

Trump and the governors are probably just doing this shit to quell this shitstorm.

Massive nothingburger, only low-IQ people disagree.

literally in the filename stupid nigger

how 2 delete post

>sick people are leaving the hospital cuz they fear they will die there

Why are more healthy people dying?

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So fucking low. The CFR overall is probably 1%. The world hasn't tested enough. I bet Italy has a 1% CFR and they most likely have 500,000 cases.

>dumb bitch put on makeup before recording himself

honestly embarrassing

What time is it in America. He's calling it before the day is even up, he's desperate.

>Italy 74,386 (7,503)
We are arriving, China

>United States 61,808 (859)
What the FUCK?!
Few days ago it wasn’t even 1000
Wtf happened holy shit wow

Do people in US actually die in the streets cuz no health Insurance?

That makes sense.
Nothingburger.

YOU BETTER HOPE IT DOES!

IF HOSPITALS GET OVERLOADED, FATALITIES MULTIPLY!

This is my 3rd FF and one I've seen through to the end. I fucking love this game. Been marathoning it now and I gotta say, shit never gets old.

The virus will kill hardly anyone, but the global economic depression that follows...

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