Brit/pol/ - Best Ice Cream Edition

>Coronavirus: Off-licences added to list of 'essential' retailers
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52033260

>Coronavirus: 'Game changer' COVID-19 tests could be available in days, MPs told
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-game-changer-covid-19-tests-could-be-available-in-days-mps-told-11963509

>UK says half a million people file welfare claims
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-health-coronavirus-britain-welfare/uk-says-half-a-million-people-file-welfare-claims-idUKKBN21C278

>Prince Charles tests positive for coronavirus
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52033845

>Coronavirus: NHS predicted to cope with increased demand
bbc.co.uk/news/health-52035615

>Benefit assessments suspended for three months while new claimants told to stay away from Jobcentres
welfareweekly.com/benefit-assessments-suspended-for-three-months-while-new-claimants-told-to-stay-away-from-jobcentres/

>Vehicle owners to be granted MOT exemption in battle against coronavirus
gov.uk/government/news/vehicle-owners-to-be-granted-mot-exemption-in-battle-against-coronavirus

>Sky ‘Looking After’ Customers By Putting Up U.K. Television Prices Amid Coronavirus Crisis
forbes.com/sites/barrycollins/2020/03/23/sky-looking-after-customers-by-putting-up-uk-television-prices-amid-coronavirus-crisis/amp/

>'Avoid using microwave to get faster internet'
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52027348

>Urgent action needed as spike in porn site traffic raises abuse fears, say MPs
theguardian.com/global-development/2020/mar/25/urgent-action-needed-as-spike-in-porn-site-traffic-raises-abuse-fears-say-mps

>Scotland to pay student nurses band 4 to tackle Coronavirus
nursingnotes.co.uk/scotland-pay-student-nurses-band-4-tackle-coronavirus/

>Youths run riot drinking, smashing bottles and setting wheelie bins on fire in County Durham
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/youths-run-riot-drinking-smashing-17961709

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First for are Mozza
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Have you converted to Islam yet lads?

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No talk about that flu itt lads.

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Need to do the shopping this week lads
what's it like out there?

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reminder to ignore the /cvg/ doom mong who craves for 2 billion dead worldwide

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got some tinnies in didn't i

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What’s a more fitting Anglo name for a boy, Rupert or Clifford?
Never mind the mutt flag, I still retain my Anglo surname and still mostly of English blood.

its over

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This the same Mackie's that make crisp? Because they are the best crisp I've found.

Everywhere has been pretty quiet, even the big shops. Shelves are still a lot more bare than usual though.

it'll go extinct then

will I be able to get tendies?

aye, they also make chocolate and honeycomb but ive only seen them in their ice cream parlors.

>only 13 deaths today
Game over for chinkflu desu

Charles "couldn't ask for a better bit of government propaganda, I wonder who cooked that one up?" Windsor

>notbuyingit.lidl

Just started reading Watership Down. Fiver seems pretty redpilled.

Both gay but I've never met anyone called Clifford, sounds American desu
Go Rupert

>trust the science, goyim
>don't pay attention to the numbers

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Cliff

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>anglo saxon baby names
babynameguide.com/categoryanglo-saxon.asp?strCat=Anglo-Saxon

Mackies honeycomb is absolutely brilliant munchie gear.

Intradesting I only ever see the crisp in England and then only during holidays. Bought kg bags of the Christmas flavours. Top stuff

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Is it Scotchland only for the ice cream parlours?

Neither. Henry Harold or Charles. All are more fitting names for the aspirational Anglo Chad

Look like fucking extras from Corrie

>just looked at the English GCSE syllabus of a random school in my area
>four novels, two of them written by immigrants in Britain focusing on racism in Britain

Fucking depressing lads. I've been thinking of going into teaching but I couldn't deal with this I don't think.

Is this your band?

bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-birmingham-52032316/coronavirus-the-women-making-sure-their-friend-celebrates-her-40th

>Paula McDonnell was supposed to be celebrating her 40th birthday on a night out in Worcester with her closest friends. But like so many other people she's been forced to abandon her plans because of the coronavirus outbreak.

>Not wanting to cancel the celebrations altogether her friends organised a virtual party on the Zoom video app. From the comfort of their own homes the group were able to mark the milestone and put a smile on Paula's face.

WHY IS IT ALWAYS FUCKING WOMEN DOING THIS SHIT
WHY
WHY
WHY

going by it seems like it. Its a rip off tho so you're not missing anything

Think ASDA has an exclusive deal with the ice cream as I've only ever seen it on sale there.

henry and charles are norman names. fuck the normans

BASED

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ive seen a rhubarb flavour at spar once and never saw it again.

Bet you not a single 15 year-old in the country has ever heard of Paradise Lost.

>Paradise Lost.
sounds like a mega virgin movie

tfw not rich or famous enough to get the coroner virus

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There are three types of posts: cope, seethe, and dilate.

WHERE IS THE FUCKING UPDATED DEATH TOLL

WHERE IS THE FUCKING UPDATED DEATH TOLL

WHERE IS THE FUCKING UPDATED DEATH TOLL

WHERE IS THE FUCKING UPDATED DEATH TOLL

WHERE IS THE FUCKING UPDATED DEATH TOLL

Good band too!

explain this

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ffs

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Have sex

got some tinnies in didn't i la

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There's nothing to explain

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porn induced transexualism

SEETHE.

*ahem*

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I've noticed they are pushing loads of books by famous authors like Milton and the rest of the literary canon towards the back and are focusing more on exposing diverse pieces of literature and SJW texts in the front in my local bookshop.

Just fucking dogged on my neighbour for taking a 2 hour walk, police gave me an extra half an hour outside a day. Re-sult.

the poetry anthology is pozzed too

Just had a wank and when I came it just made a kind of "Pffffft" sound and nothing but air came out, just compressed air, nothing else, what does this mean.

hope eddie is alright t b h

Cannot think of anything at all, I feel nothing lads

>realistically speaking, there are barely any cases in the UK
>famous people who probably have a very small group of people interacting with them daily keep contracting it
>retail workers who interact with a thousand people per day aren't all withering away with corona
>nurses/doctors aren't signing out in their thousands

what gives? is corona sent by god to wipe out privileged celebrities?

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every new prime minister or potus has a "crisis" to deal with in the first few months of their office
it's almost as if it's a test of how easy they're going to be to manipulate

>four novels, two of them written by immigrants in Britain focusing on racism in Britain
Don't blame you lad, I couldn't deal with all that shite either.

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He was on this afternoon being as much of a spaz as ever, he is fine

unironically do you want to connect in some way? i'm also bored stuck here and the chinese girl i'm talking to has gone off to "read".

did he do a number on you?

>The Lidl Mermaid
She's quite big though.

Teachers are the enemy of the people

you've got the chinese virus lad

>seething

>the chinese girl i'm talking to has gone off to "read"
shes not interested mate

>every new prime minister or potus has a "crisis" to deal with in the first few months of their office
Name Theresa May's
Name Obama's
Name Tony Blair's

Go on.

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Moat couldn't be any further from a tranny

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x 2 Pedigree Pale Ale
x2 Amber Stone
From Aldi so I didn't do so bad. Local offie had less tbf.
What did you get la?

>theresa may's
existing

had enough of this working from home bollocks lads
don't even have and beer left for tonight

Maybe it's a whale in disguise?

Read about Chanson de gestes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chanson_de_geste

Ok, let us connect

Reasonably cheeky la

hence the "__"

at least i've got an MOT extension

Transformers robots in disguise

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4 x pic related
kind of wish i'd bought 6 now
happy quaffing lad

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T May: Brexit
Obama: 2008 financial crisis
Tony Blair: Fuel crisis then foot and mouth (though he did have a longer honeymoon)

It's a meme being pushed by the MSM and government in order to scare the people into doing the thing they've wanted for decades now: comply.

physically, sexually, or virtually?

Looked more at the syllabus of this school

>four novels, two by immigrants about racism in Britain and another is To Kill a Mockingbird
>some kind of poetry competition about refugees - winner's one was about opening our hearts and letting them in
>some kind of lecture about the holocaust
>one thing about the entire year group reading a book of poetry published by a black writer living in London about black identity (he retweeted them saying it was great)

So depressing. Why are working class white kids having to read this shite? No wonder they don't care about school.