/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2534 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

>Deputy British ambassador to Hungry does from COVID-19
wew

Chad stash

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Again, put on some pants you fag

Everything's gonna be back to normal by June

What's cvg's reaction to the deaths today from Italy and the other reports? Is it too low or is still good for the happening?

Anyone know if anyone actually holds China accountable? Or they just gonna bury their heads in the sand like always.

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what were the numbers?

It's just a matter of time until everything returns to normal. By May,it'll all be over

Does what?

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>COME ON ITALY!
COME ON ITALY!
>COME ON ITALY!
COME ON ITALY!

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>restrictions put in place
>cases die down
>nothingburgers resume all business
>cases shoot back up
>restrictions put in place
can we get a cycle going

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

>all 5 leaf parties are showing more cooperation than the 2 burger parties
Thank god, were not totally fucked

Any other South Africa anons? Y'all ready for the lockdown, if I'm not mistaken we can't even leave our property to excercise?

dies

Come on, I'm waiting for the 500k Corona-chan.

is she like 185 metres tall?

Nice legs

Oh.

being a manlet must feel awful

>12 cases in my county
Is that gonna explode?

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>First randomized trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine
>archive.is/t0VOq
>China study
Can we stop quoting anything coming out from China as if it may be true?

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 61,081 (841) Spain 47,610 (3,434) Germany 37,066 (205) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 10,897 (153) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,264 (435) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Canada 3,290 (30) Norway 3,034 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Sweden 2,526 (44) Australia 2,431 (9) Brazil 2,274 (47) Israel 2,170 (5) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,796 (20) Denmark 1,715 (34) Czech Republic 1,654 (6) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Ecuador 1,173 (28) Chile 1,142 (3) Poland 1,031 (14) Pakistan 1,022 (8) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (14) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Greece 821 (22) Indonesia 790 (58) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (1) Philippines 636 (38) Singapore 631 (2) India 606 (10) Slovenia 528 (5) Peru 480 (9) Panama 443 (8) Egypt 442 (21) Croatia 442 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) Italy +5,210 (+683) United States +6,225 (+61) Spain +5,552 (+443) Germany +4,075 (+46) Iran +2,206 (+143) Switzerland +1,020 (+31) South Korea +100 (+6) United Kingdom +187 (+13) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Canada +498 (+4) Norway +168 (+2) Portugal +633 (+10) Sweden +227 (+4) Australia +114 (+1) Brazil +27 (+1) Israel +240 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+4) Denmark +124 (+2) Czech Republic +260 (+3) Ecuador +91 (+1) Chile +220 (+1) Poland +130 (+4) Pakistan +50 (+1) Romania +112 (+2) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Greece +78 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Philippines +84 (+3) Slovenia +48 (+1) Peru +64 (+2) Panama (+2) Egypt +40 (+1) Bahrain +27 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Estonia +35 (+1) Dominican Republic +80 (+4) Argentina (+2) Serbia +81 (+1) Iraq +30 (+2) Algeria +38 (+2) Lithuania +46 (+2) Hungary +39 (+1) Morocco +55 (+1) Macedonia +29 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Long girl is long

>+1000 in a day
>1/10 the population of US
Corona-chan loves Canada!

imagine being scared of the flu.

lmao low test millenias.

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90%+ of men are below 185 m tall

I thought you were a lady
Good job not having a cooter manlet

Who all do you think is responsible for all the shilling against the virus now that it is here?

So um what do we know about how long immunity lasts? I saw the gorilla study that showed complete immunity after 28 days, but how does this compare to other coronaviruses?

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

CAMPIONI DEL MONDO!
CAMPIONI DEL MONDO!

WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!
>WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!

>OVER 74.000 CASES!
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU CHINA!

FUCK EVERY COUNTRY OUT THERE

ALZIAMO AL CIELO QUESTA CAZZO DI COPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO

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>ALL TRUMP GOYS SCARED
>POSTING "IT'S OVER" ALL THE TIME
>NUMBERS EXPLODE DAILY
>USA WILL BE NUMBER 1 IN A COUPLE OF DAYS
Hey at least they will be number 1 in something besides being fat.

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pls convince him to take public transportation in NY
must convince the world it's a nothing burger

Another 50K increase in just 2 days, I can feel it

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>tfw you'll be the first president to be impeached over corona-chan

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Happening is still on. There are two avenues for Italy’s situation now.

Either A: they’re testing less due to the measures being taken

Or B: they’re managing their cases in holding pattern only due to the drastic measures they have taken

They still have a massive number of cases every day, and those cases will be tracked and given an outcome.

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So how's Corona doing is italy getting better like they say they're?

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Imagine how far behind her head her legs would go.

It's something else when half of the posts are filtered by the time I open a new thread. Kind of wish these copypastas and shills would stop.

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of course it will buddy

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..h-he see dead people

archive.is/NAJEL

>Next, the northeastern Italian town of Vò, near the provincial capital of Padua. On March 6, all 3,300 people of Vò were tested, and 90 were positive, a prevalence of 2.7%. Applying that prevalence to the whole province (population 955,000), which had 198 reported cases, suggests there were actually 26,000 infections at that time. That’s more than 130-fold the number of actual reported cases. Since Italy’s case fatality rate of 8% is estimated using the confirmed cases, the real fatality rate could in fact be closer to 0.06%.

>An epidemic seed on Jan. 1 implies that by March 9 about six million people in the U.S. would have been infected. As of March 23, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, there were 499 Covid-19 deaths in the U.S. If our surmise of six million cases is accurate, that’s a mortality rate of 0.01%, assuming a two week lag between infection and death. This is one-tenth of the flu mortality rate of 0.1%. Such a low death rate would be cause for optimism.

Can we ban /cvg/ posters now?

Oh and btw, thanks for shutting down the world, creating trillions in debt that will never be reconciled, shuttering thousands of businesses, creating 20% unemployment in 1 week, and giving more welfare to niggers. Gj faggots.

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I just wanted to take a moment of time to thank all of you for being funny every day even though you're all massive faggots. Thank you.

>Hungry

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corona is fake the jews made it up

Is your body a featureless slender tube? What the fuck.

Philbro, you got good taste. Good doujin.

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BUY THE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

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We want the virus to usher in chaos so we can live like those men.Modern society gives no purpose to modern young men

>tfw no tall ayy lmao asian gf

>China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 74,386 (7,503)
Oh shit

tall girls are good

What state?

Stay mad while I get high and play vidya for a couple months on my trumpbux irrelevant memeflaggot

>185 meters

She doesnt look taller than the statue of liberty

Only believe academics when it fits your agenda

Same thing, irrelevant countries don't matter to human civilization

At this point its obvious these people suck dick for $$$$

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It's time to kickass and chew dip. And I'm all outta dip.

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italy deaths have stabilized, happening basically over.

youtube.com/watch?v=gQQaZdLtWNA

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cope

How come no one listens to me when I say the corona virus only targets the alien invaders?

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It was suggested by a brit-user way way way earlier in these threads. These fags don't know what they're missing

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>could be

Instantly discarded

I think its 100%

confirmed manlet status. Can't even cross a canyon in one easy step

How the fuck will a depression kill people? Because they haven’t got digits on a screen, who gives a fuck about bankers jumping out of windows

what's the panda link? i'm bored af

Or, C: they have reached testing capacity. Either they don't have enough kits or they don't have enough time to process the kits. We'll see if the number starts to decline day over day, or if it stays steady at 5k for a long time.

tough for me to accept that they needed time. I live in another city and spend the weekends in my parents' place, with them & my brother, so I could be more "myself" when I was in my own house (wore girly clothes, makeup & stuff), and spending the weekends with my parents was really really tough. They trying to convince me I'm not trans, calling me the wrong pronouns, deadnaming me, even making fun of me sometimes, and I couldn't be me there, not I do now.

I didn't have enough money to buy the food i needed for spending the whole quarantine in my home (the only good part about spending weekends in my old house is I can take some food), so I'm here with my parents, who in the last week didn't gender me correctly a single time, didn't say my real name a single time and didn't even want to talk about the fact I'm trans. They just told me that "being trans is an issue that makes me unhappy" (It's not, I love my identity, I just hate they don't respect it), said that my chosen name is horrific and they, for real, forced me to chose a new one (They haven't used it, neither). They also told me I'm not having bottom surgery. They say I'm not the one who makes that decision, that I'm "too young to know what is right for me" (I knew I was trans at the age of 12, thought of bottom surgery, my decision hasn't changed in 6 years, and I knew for sure it wouldn't change if I waited another 10 years)

I just feel so unvalidated here, it is killing me, I just want to leave but I can't, I don't want to see my parents again, I just wanna stay in my real home, with my supportive roommate, classmates and friends (omg even older professors gender me correctly and let me put my real name in college documents and exams, I'm just asking my parents to not make fun of me)

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I stopped paying attention to them
I got too angy at the niggers chinkocksucking

but they will skyrocket as soon as they ease restrictions

can any leaf tell me how easy it would be to qualify for as a neet?
>To support workers and help businesses keep their employees, the government has proposed legislation to establish the Canada Emergency Response Benefit (CERB). This taxable benefit would provide $2,000 a month for up to four months for workers who lose their income as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic. The CERB would be a simpler and more accessible combination of the previously announced Emergency Care Benefit and Emergency Support Benefit.

>The CERB would cover Canadians who have lost their job, are sick, quarantined, or taking care of someone who is sick with COVID-19, as well as working parents who must stay home without pay to care for children who are sick or at home because of school and daycare closures. The CERB would apply to wage earners, as well as contract workers and self-employed individuals who would not otherwise be eligible for Employment Insurance (EI).

Colored news when?

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Another day lads of no human contact. I am comfy at home. Prepped for months. God it feels good.

>Any other South Africa anons? Y'all ready for the lockdown, if I'm not mistaken we can't even leave our property to excercise?
Nigga the Kaffers will still go out, only the whites will stay in and get robbed and murdered by the apes as usual.

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>browse cvg
>see society become more paranoid aswell and people protecting themselves
>wake up every day paranoid
t-thanks

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He's really losing it huh...

Reminder that Best Korea posted warned in December that a surprise is coming.
ALONG with Kim on a PALE WHITE HORSE.

based
we need a duke-nukem game where bill shoots infected bears with gains

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np fren stay safe

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1.85*

Texas

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All four issues of mom, daughter, Mom and daughter are so good

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LOL FRANCE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

She can braaaap just in his face

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Is Bill finally waking up to realize this is not just the flu?
>thought I'd never see the day

Do you even understand the article you're citing?

Boring, stock markets are going back up, lockdowns effective, supply chains unbroken

it's over lads

all we're gonna get out of this in the end is a small amount of dead med boomers, because meds are incompetent retards

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lmao get fucked mutt, i hope you lost all your money in that jewish ponzi scheme you call stocks

why are countries donating to UN when their own country is still pozzed? what is china doing?

>China 80k cases
>3k dead
>USA 60k cases
>800 dead
Do these mutts actually expect us to believe that their death rate is that low? Half your population is obese ffs. Fucking liar scum.

typo

lol tl;dr

2579 new cases in France, 231 new deaths

I'm still pissed I didn't get a gun before this shit

My grandpa died from this shit, hope it takes out all the old kikes too.

they are gonna shut everyone in very soon. in the southeast US, they are sending utility crews EVERYWHERE to make sure everyone's power is in good shape(checking lines, boxes, stations, ect) in fact, they are mobilizing so much, that they are outsourcing to basically every sub-contractor in these areas. I drove around for an hour and saw crews in virtually every neighborhood in a 15 mile radius of me. Why else would they be making sure everything is stable right this moment? Never done this before. just a heads up. I just filled up the tanks of both my cars.

>Any other South Africa anons? Y'all ready for the lockdown, if I'm not mistaken we can't even leave our property to excercise?
Who here is /essential/?

>Brazilian Monkey King defends genocide over a recession
>simian followers abide to the slaughter passively

smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/great-depression-had-little-effect-on-death-rates-46713514/

i lost
thanks for making my day a little bit better, user.

Y-you too

Hospital capacites cannot account for massive influxes of people having novel coronavirus complications.

Wow, so like shutting down a country actually slows infection rate!! Almost like that's what lockdowns are meant to do. Faggot.

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stop blogposting you fucking faggot and finally kill yourself

new feel, not sure what to make of it

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happening cancelled

I just bought an AR 15. The problem is finding Ammo.

Do nignogs actually all take chloroquinine prophylactically?
Who pays for it all?

rate my prep boys

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do yoy have parents? say you are taking care of them
as a NEET you have zero excuse not to be on provincial disability already

I have a song for you Sven-fren:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pCeJc1utfcg

People think she's tall, but in reality she is like 170cm tall. It's just Asia, so everything else is small

The islamic caliphate of Swedan had 18 deaths to corona yesterday. Norway has 18 total in three weeks. Sweden took the "let's infect everyone and see who's left" approach, while Norway is trying to conserve space in ICU of which we have like 950 beds.
I think the swarthy swedes went like "So you're telling me the country that gets through this first gets a jump on their enemies/neighbouring countries while they are struggling against the pandemic?"

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>mfw no Kaede mommy or Momiji gf in the apocalypse

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Trump is opening you up in 18 days. You'll do a Japan and just ignore it.

I saw that last weekend in SF. It was odd. Now it makes sense.
>WW3 in play

My dad has diarrhea right now but no coof no sniffles no fever, but he's tired yet can take full breath
Voice is normal, no crackling sound from lungs

France doesn't do tests, they simply don't test anyone that isn't already on the deep end already, and my dad told me one 30~ years old he knows is in the ICU. Told my dad weeks ago to start taking vitamin c which he did.
The meds that work have been pulled from pharmacies in January.
Vive la France as they say

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>SHOUT OUT TO TIKTOK, BOYAKASHA

Shindou Mating with Oni I think. Just google it, you'll find the chapters. A couple different issues of it out there. Fuck if I can remember the panda link.

post bepis

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>My company has government contracts so we are considered essential business during the lockdown

NOOOO MY FREE PAID VACATION

You'll be able to sell yourself for a good price once we turn to a post apocalyptic society

Not me :(