Fined for leaving house

UK govt is tracking people's phones and giving them fines for leaving the house. What a country. Nation of KEKS

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Imagine being this gullible about the UK. I bet you think a "tv license" is a real thing and not just a meme Yas Forums made up

Nope. Real.

Fake and gay

are they enforced to have location services on?
cant they just not carry phone?
what did I miss?

All this for a flu. Unironically start killing police on sight, bongs.

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Not seen any since this started. Maybe they're all working from home.

>Settings
>Turn off location services

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KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

heres a little trick I learned as a CIA nigger during the cold war.

just leave the phone at your house

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>UK govt is tracking people's phones

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Nigger, what house?

if youre a cia nigger in enemy territory youre gonna be using a lot of safe houses. Thats where you can store all your extra equipment and loadouts, and find poeple to do missions with

How much xp do i need for that?

everybody but me is retard
I lived in UK, came back to take care of parents, still have my UK sim card. I got the first message just like OP a few days ago. There is no second message, and how will they add 30 quid onto a pre-paid sim card...

it's fake but everyone would be cheering it on and then say "well it should be real". Fucking frightening

>I got the first message just like OP a few days ago.
>recieving a message in the first place
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

What happened to herd immunity?

It’s real

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Fake you spastic retard

What's so hard about following the command of the government. If they tell you to stay inside, do it!! Your likely increasing the risk of spreading corona if you go out just for your selfish reasons

>using the mobile network at all
>not only on wifi

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*fuck

lol wtf, i wonder what happens on prepaid services

I have isolated for 2 weeks. I don’t have it.

>cant leave house, walking loicense restricted
>cant watch tv, tv loicense restricted
>cant jack off, porn loicense restricted
>cant smoke, its haram

what are britbongs going to do

Glad I have a burner and prepaid

That doesn’t prove shit. He could have had a friend send that (including a copy & paste of the government notice) and listed the friend as UK_Gov. Who the duck would have UK_Gov in their phone in the first place?

>your bill
lmao they get an existence bill

Throw some tea into the Thames

9/10 things posted about the UK on Yas Forums are false. Including this. You'd have to be retarded to believe an ad-hoc government fine could be applied through a private phone company.

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It’s sent by our network providers

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Isn't it standard around the globe for mobile companies broadcast official messages?

It was auto labelled as UK_Gov i have two phones and both got the text and both were labelled as that.

However the fine text is clearly fake because people are still able to go to work so having a generic 3 time limit would be stupid.

It's not even that complex. He's just opened the image on his phone.

I'm about to head out in a sec. Get fucked, kike faggots.

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>not realizing they can triangulate you

>not having more than one burner with no SIM

or you could just like have more than one phone and only have a SIM card in one of them or you could take out your SIM card or YOU COULD ROOT YOUR FUCKING PHONE AND UNINSTALL PINGING SERVICE YOU PEASANT

Leave your phone at home you dumb nigger.

Based bongs taking it up the ass for the queen again.

>Not keeping battery out of phone and only putting it back in when you need to
Basic op sec

fucking hell you can't be this retarded

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And this is probably why it's a good idea to not use that new app that lets you pay for stuff with your phone.

>being a phonetoid.

OI SHOW ME YOUR OUTDOORS LOICENSE

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that doesent work, there are permanent mini batteries in now thats keeps the clock going and sends ur location to the feds no joke

you stupid fucking mutt

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Wow tesco mobile gonna be raking it in

Fuckin hell lads this is fake and you are retards

>LOOK AT THIS LOW QUALITY SCREEN SHOT I GOT SENT FROM MY SISTERS BLACK HUSBANDS BOYFRIEND BRO THE UK IS SO KEK'D DOOOD

I've been outside at least 3 times today all on separate occasions. OP's pic related is indeed fake and indeed gay.

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Why are Americans so obsessed with perpetuating lies about the UK?

Is it to mask the insecurities they feel about their own country?

Isolate longer goy

TV Licence is real. I suspect this tracker fine is fake and gay but I would support it.

I thought UK was in team Sparta?

Explain Sven

Why do normies always manage to get the glass broken on their phones. Literally never happened to me and I dropped it accidentally a ton of times.

Dont take your phone
And this is fake and gay

This isn't too hard to get around, but Im not sure about how the phone GPS tracking will even work. Its not always 100% accurate and you could get false positives. Also Im skeptical if this is real

The three teams: Sparta, Fence and Quarantine. First one are countries like UK, and Sweden, who do not have any internal quarantine measures at all and people are still going to work

Fake and gay I've been out of my house all day making money

So they just leave their phones at home. Not rocket science.

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Used to be real. Now it's included in taxes.