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Dead. Cat. Bounce

retard. it will take a dip in a week and you'll lose all your savings.

bullshit. There has never been a vaccine, let alone a cure, for any coronavirus. Anyone saying they've got one is a snake oil salesman, or had it in the pipe a decade ago, and is suspect anyway.

Even at its lowest point this month the stock market was still overvalued.
Jerome can't run from fate forever.

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This lmfao. Smart money cashed out long ago. The last 10 years had 0 economic growth. The virus was a scam to get a few more bailout bucks and keep their zombie companies receiving free gibs.

>doesnt know what a dead cat bounce is

lmao this depression starts now son, wait until companies begin going bankrupt

Wait till 1st quarter earnings are released (mid April) and then buy airline stock and blue chips, stay away from energy sector until m&e's are announced in q2. You'll thank me later

Smart money is holding stock and has a cash reserve waiting to buy in

>HURR I WANT TO SOUND SMART
dead cat bounces last hours at most

This. The great deflation of 2020 will roll into 2021

And then it'll go back up in 6 months.
Wait for the second dip and then buy baby buy

These

I just watched Gerald Celente's latest video (one of the greatest predictors of future trends) and he was like, "oooo the stock market went up 11% yesterday, and they said it was the largest single day for the stock market since 1933, you know, 1933, when FDR confiscated gold, and the state took control over most of the economy"

>nothing has been solved and more and more countries are going on lockdown, oil price war still going strong, people losing jobs, gonna start defaulting on lines
>2 Trillion USD barely did fuck all
>Deutsch bank still stuck with more than that in derivatives

user just the fact that my electrician spoke to me today about buying stocks and getting rich tells me we are in for the mother of all drops.

The big boys just want to public to buy in to fleece you one last time before everything goes to shit.

if it keeps going for two days like this i'll buy in. Otherwise a false bounce into another crash.

Obama's economy*

Sorry drumpfkin.

got no money left, spent $8k on preping for the end... Yas Forums said the end was going, plus i watched the news and it didnt look good....

This Bearanon has it. Expecting bad news on employment figures tomorrow. This is just the every this is normal phase catching all of the bullish normies.

This. Dead cat bounce never lasts a second day. We are in for another fall tho, I expect us to be back below 20k on Monday. Depends on this relief bill.

t. asian american
China has a cure

This shit happens during recessions

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>baseless statement
no it doesn't brainlet.

I've never bought stocks in my life. Should I now and if so where do I start?

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Anyone with a brain is a bear at this point. The question is - are you a 6 week bear, a 6 month bear, or a 6 year bear?

Dead cat bounce. Don't buy, look at the VIX index... Unless it's physical Gold or Silver - then buy those.

>you know, 1933, when FDR confiscated gold, and the state took control over most of the economy"
this is the truth. Effectively, we just changed from a capitalist economy to a pseudo-command. I don't really know what to even call it. The FEDs unlimited lending thing essentially means they now have their fingers in every company of any real size. The interest rates just went negative. Gold certs went tits up. The writing is on the wall, but as usual, the talking heads on TV haven't spelled it out for people who can't read, so no one gets it yet.

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Hinged on fake money being printed to stop a bleeding economy with no supply chain, shut down by pandemic.

It's amazing how stupid the market is.

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YES BUY NOW GOOD IDEA

Well, you need to get a decent broker firstly, secondly, wait to see if it hard bottoms out, on Yas Forums you wont get an honest answer if it will or wont, but about the time an actual cure or containment of the plague comes about then you'll get your in.

>The last 10 years had 0 economic growth.

This.

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Don't buy yet but get your cash reserve ready. Make sure you have 6 months income in liquid as an emergency fund, and then keep the rest in your brokerage account. We are not at the bottom yet.

Fuck off kike.

>unemployment numbers come out next month
BUY NOW!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao, imagine falling for this emotional bulltrap

Yes, buy the dip goyim! The market always recovers.

You are top buying trash that provided liquidity for them to exit this bubble. You wno't realize your folly until it's far too late.

this. Literally depression levels of unemployment and rising and it has very little to do with the virus.

True is this a 2008 crash, slow zig zag to the bottom or a quick crash. Depends if the banks can meet their gold delivery obligations. Huge decoupling atm. Plus the Fed are printing dangerous levels of currency to prop up this jew ponzi scheme economy

Shhhhhh. I need sellers for my puts ;-)

i know this all too well from bitcoin and trading crypto...the key indicator of a bubble are the batman ears...ALWAYS the batman ears at the top...watch for that...we are at the bottom of the 2nd ear!

If you can even get physical, out of stock.

unofficial figures tomorrow. Market will price in before full report.

good
let it bleed..

(((They))) are trying to put the brakes on our slide into Oblivion this week. Things were moving too fast. Trillions pumped in and stimulus news gave it a nudge. Look for more crashing next week, this nonsense isn't over.

Tune in Turn off Drop out

They will need many more printers if they'll want to keep this boat from sinking, but the virus ain't stopping. Cases are piling up and with more infected there will be more unemployment. Crowds at hospitals and other such problems. I love this 2 weeks meme. Even Trump is on board. Just give it 2 weeks and open up everything again. Problem solved. I can't fucking wait.

You'll be spamming pink wojaks by end of next week.

Sheep markets don't anticipate the future at all.

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It's not a cure it only works if administered before you get the virus or very early when you only have mild symptoms.

kek

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It's a slow zig zag. We will see the bottom at the beginning of this summer when earnings and unemployment figures are released

Laughing my ass off. Time to buy more puts.

Yep, meteoric rises in the stock market do not indicate good times ahead. It's just like making money in almost any real brick and mortar business. A successful long term business does not and can not rely on short term subsidized panic buying profits. The healthiest economy possible, would on average, rise less than 0.25% per day.

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Sell everything goyim! Give us your retirement fund so we can buy 5g stocks at panic prices!

agreed, I consider that an average scenario

BUY
THE
BOUNCE!!!!!

Dead cat dance, bounce...

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>Phases-bullet-speculative
God French sounds gay, but you're right

And meteoric declines do not indicate bad times ahead. :)

>spent $8k on preping for the end
what did you buy?

so i should buy stocks now? how? can i buy just 1 share? am poor.

That would be the insider trading the congress can get away with.

How to profit?

>>Phases-bullet-speculative
all of those became english words after we btfo them

phases=phases in english
bulle became buble(literally bu-bulle, like a toddler speaks) in english
speculative=speculative in english

hebrew sounds like you re trying to summon Chtulu

Not just one day, no, but when you have weeks in a row of losing more than 3% per day, with huge loss days and huge gain days in between, yeah we're fucked.

what part of
>or had it in the pipe a decade ago and is suspect anyway.
did you not get? because China very clearly falls into that category.

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It's literally a bull market. Next week it will fall 4000 points, so if you bought now, you are retarded.

share price does not affect me

kek
wait for the double top down

bull trap

What people forget is that the stock market is not the economy itself, but rather a reflection of the excitement about it. It's why a stock can change double digit percentages in value when the financials of the same company never changed.

physical commodities. find local small manufacturing that needs cash infusions, and see if they're interested in a limited offering in exchange for it.
or just start your own.

>BUY EVERYTHING
Did my part

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