/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2533 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

Yeah fuck off and stop shitting up the threads

which one is the grannie?

ESTONIA 1 DEATH

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THERE WILL NOT BE A HERD IMMUNITY
>THERE WILL NOT BE A HERD IMMUNITY
THERE WILL NOT BE A HERD IMMUNITY
>THERE WILL NOT BE A HERD IMMUNITY

WE WON'T HAVE A VACCINE UNTIL AT LEAT 18 MONTHS
>WE WON'T HAVE A VACCINE UNTIL AT LEAT 18 MONTHS
WE WON'T HAVE A VACCINE UNTIL AT LEAT 18 MONTHS
>WE WON'T HAVE A VACCINE UNTIL AT LEAT 18 MONTHS

So what are the chances of death upon re-infection? Cus this shit ain't going away. Guys... We are actually fucked.

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How long until Atlanta goes full Nigger?

I really like the design. Spanish aren't that dark though,,,

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I WANT SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

someone should ask treaduea if China is going to send us any masks after we sent them 16 tons of aid

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Nothingburger.
Take your meds schizos.
Stop making these threads.

Be sure to take a moment and thank all those people who take foreign vacations
Also thank the foreigners living here wo go home every year

Without you this wouldn’t have happened !
God bless

450k CORONA CHAN WHEN?

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Based

Even The Jewish People and Followers of Islam can come together.
Why can't you?

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I need a quick update. Is America still /teamherd/?

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this will not be a true happening until law and order starts to crumble

Brazil: Correios has advised the Brazilian Government has introduced a series of measures to minimize the spread of the coronavirus (COVID-19). There may be a severe impact on service quality for international inbound and outbound services. Correios can no longer guarantee the service delivery standards (including delivery times and other quality parameters). Additionally, until further notice, letter-post, parcel-post and EMS items requiring signature on delivery will no longer be signed for at the moment of handover to the recipient.

Canada UPDATE!: Canada Post confirms that that the surface/air network between USPS and Canada Post is operating smoothly. While processing of domestic and inbound mail from USPS will continue as normal, there may be some delays on certain inbound mail items from USPS due to limited air network capacity. Given the potential for service delays for our customers, Canada Post is treating this situation as a case of force majeure, customers should expect delivery delays.

Colombia: Servicios Postales Nacionales S.A. 4-72 has advised that customer should expect delivery delays owning to road and border closures and the suspension of airline services affecting logistics operations at the national and international level. Additionally, preventive measures have also been taken to protect administrative and operational personnel.

Greece: Hellenic Post (ELTA) has advised that, owing to the lack of transport capacity following numerous international flight cancellations resulting from measures to limit the transmission of COVID-19, it is currently unable to transport mail to many countries. Effective March, 20 2020, Hellenic Post will only be able to send – with delays expected due to limited capacity – letter-post and parcel-post items destined to:
• Europe (EU and non-EU countries), except Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Cyprus, Serbia, and Slovenia.
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Can we get an F for ATL

cbs46.com/news/atlanta-mayor-says-icu-units-are-at-full-capacity/article_495755b8-6e92-11ea-b9ba-5ff9aadecb3b.html

>The mayor made the announcement Tuesday during a phone interview with CBS46 News. The mayor says part of the problem is that the city is already down beds at Grady Hospital because of water damage.

damn your powers are increasing

Brazilianiggers hailing behind Bolsonaro are the biggest idiots the world has ever seen.
If you don't think this virus is a hoax, and if you don't think the media and governors just want to the economy collapse to hurt him, you're a communist, they say.

We are going way too fast to get one every 50k

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THE VACCINE IS THE ONLY WAY TO END THIS

youtube.com/watch?v=MZn-q7_fEMA

They're only making one every +100'000 because it going up so fast.

So I have a pretty bad and somewhat painful cough that’s been with me for 2 days already. Like what the fuck am I supposed to do to get tested for this? All these websites say call my health care provider but I don’t have insurance. Do I just call the closest health department or something?

Argie threads are best threads

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European virus-situation is a testament to how ineffective the western democratic system is at handling crisis.

Dude that's a fucking shill that's spamming these threads 24-7.
Ur an absolute retard

I was wondering when this new pasta would be posted again.

>10 days into lockdown & nofap
>energy through the roof
>brain-fog gone
>taking long showers twice a day
>all clothes super clean and smell nicely of soap
>Putting on my gas mask that I bought in January with /cvg/ bro's to hit the supermarket and buy some spinach, garlic and lemon

Anyone else thriving during the happening? Never been in better shape, physically and mentally.

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>China lies

>It's real

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 60,653 (819) Spain 47,610 (3,434) Germany 35,740 (186) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 10,897 (153) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,227 (433) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Norway 3,034 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Canada 2,923 (28) Sweden 2,526 (44) Australia 2,431 (9) Brazil 2,274 (47) Israel 2,170 (5) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,796 (20) Denmark 1,715 (34) Czech Republic 1,654 (6) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Ecuador 1,173 (28) Chile 1,142 (3) Poland 1,031 (14) Pakistan 1,022 (8) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (14) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Greece 821 (22) Indonesia 790 (58) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (1) Philippines 636 (38) Singapore 631 (2) India 606 (10) Slovenia 528 (5) Panama 443 (8) Egypt 442 (21) Croatia 442 (1) Bahrain 419 (4)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) Italy +5,210 (+683) United States +5,797 (+39) Spain +5,552 (+443) Germany +2,749 (+27) Iran +2,206 (+143) Switzerland +1,020 (+31) South Korea +100 (+6) United Kingdom +150 (+11) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Norway +168 (+2) Portugal +633 (+10) Canada +131 (+2) Sweden +227 (+4) Australia +114 (+1) Brazil +27 (+1) Israel +240 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+4) Denmark +124 (+2) Czech Republic +260 (+3) Ecuador +91 (+1) Chile +220 (+1) Poland +130 (+4) Pakistan +50 (+1) Romania +112 (+2) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Greece +78 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Philippines +84 (+3) Slovenia +48 (+1) Panama (+2) Egypt +40 (+1) Bahrain +27 (+1) Peru (+2) Mexico +38 (+1) Estonia +35 (+1) Dominican Republic +80 (+4) Argentina (+2) Serbia +81 (+1) Iraq +30 (+2) Algeria +38 (+2) Lithuania +46 (+2) Hungary +39 (+1) Morocco +55 (+1) Macedonia +29 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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the march continues!

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it should only be 500k and 1 mill and 1.5 mill then 1 mill increments until we all die off

Reinfections are said to be worse, because virus interacts with your defence system. So we are fucked

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Bolsonaro never said the virus is a hoax, he is just realistic about the proportion of the whole thing.

It's no Spanish Flu, a Spanish Flu is not even possible in modern times unless it's an actual bioweapon, and this is not a bioweapon.

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>china getting away with lying
>china exposes China
kek

• Argentina, Australia, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Brazil, Canada, Georgia, Hong Kong, India, Indonesia, Iran, Japan, Mexico, Morocco, New Zealand, Pakistan, Qatar, Singapore, South Africa, South Korea, Thailand, Turkey, United Arab Emirates, United States of America, and Venezuela.
The above list is subject to change on a daily basis. A situation of force majeure is declared and the acceptance of letter-post and parcel-post items destined to all other countries is suspended with immediate effect, until sufficient transport capacity becomes available.

Guyana: Guyana Post Office Corporation has advised that it received a Government directive on March 18, 2020, stating that staff must work on a rotation basis. This will directly affect all postal operations. Furthermore, all entry ports into Guyana have been closed for 14 days. Therefore, delays are to be expected in the handling and delivery of all letter-post, parcel-post and EMS items.

Panama: Correos de Panamá has advised that all incoming and outgoing international flights to and from Panama have been suspended effective March 19, 2020. As a result, airlines have cancelled mail transportation until further notice. In view of this situation, transportation services for all categories of mail item (letter post, parcel post and EMS) are suspended until further notice. The postal network, national and international operations centers and national post offices will, however, remain open, but with a reduced workforce and modified working hours. A situation of force majeure clause for quality of service and quality of remunerations for all categories of mail item (letter post, parcel post and EMS) is invoked until further notice.

Portugal: CTT Correios de Portugal has advised that International and domestic operations will continue to operate normally as far as possible. However, several measures have been implemented to ensure the safety of both customers and staff, including the following:
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NEW POSITIVES IN ITALY DROPPING DOWN FOR THE FOURTH DAY IN A ROW

>NEW POSITIVES IN ITALY DROPPING DOWN FOR THE FOURTH DAY IN A ROW

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

youtube.com/watch?v=lm6yi0GD9_c

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We surpassed that amount long ago, China just doesn't want to disclosure its numbers.

>jews and warjews
no thanks

>Protezione Civile chief Borrelli, the person usually holding the daily press conference, is at home with a fever, while the former chief Bertolaso is now hospitalized in Milan after having tested positive to the virus
Will they be ok?

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reminder to wash your hair especially if you're a gurl, your hair is the biggest filter in your body and can become as infectious as your hands.

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boomer here. im bored today. I think ill go look around Lowes and Home Depot. I need some paint, mulch and i think flowers.

Oh shit Xi is gonna make that guy a fucking scapegoat like the Wuhan fellow

There will be herd immunity.
It's just that all of the rest of them have to die off first to leave those 10 people that are immune behind... They never said it'd be a big herd.

19th of march - 10k dead
25th of march - over 20k dead

wew

Corona-chan is absolutely slaughtering somalis in Stockholm, I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

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>every single governor in the country is going against the federal government
>corona chan literally paves the way for true federalism

what a cool timeline im in

"Happening" cancelled, schizos.

How long are people on ICU units for?

Dormammu!
I've come to bargain...

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-5 years.

Same, I wish I had a GF to coomfort me in this trying time

>You can lie to the Goys but not to me

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CONVERT TO CORONA CHAN! THIS IS THE TRUTH! ACCEPT THAT YOU GONNA DIE!

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>"Theoretically possible" to get virus from mosquitoes
>archive.is/nZNgJ
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Im fine alone, thank you.

>Xi
user...

disgusting

Based pastabros

Why does NYC have shittier healthcare than Germany?

kinda looks like kanbaru from the thumbnail

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the local governers are threatened with death for lying and death for telling the truth what are they to do?

It’s euro countries padding deaths because they are old and shit

yeah, the feet pic is ... interesting.

Mandate of Heaven la
They are slowly realizing Beijing is full of bullshit
Expect Taiwan to recruit some of the provinces back in 2021

China is capable of even kill their own premiers if they get in the way of their propaganda, that's Mao teachings.
Also
>CNN

Prep for the second wave, Luigi

kungflu isn't real

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Post offices will remain open in general (closing over lunchtime);
•For domestic and inbound international items that would normally require a signature, the postwoman or postman will sign for delivery in place of the customer (as already stated in EmIS 115);
•CTT Correios de Portugal is no longer able to guarantee delivery times, observe the standard rules for signature on delivery, or make tracking data available for all shipments.
•Given the diminishing number of flights and reduced capacity, Correios de Portugal is also temporarily unable to send letter-post, parcel-post and EMS items to many destinations outside of Europe, as well as to some European destinations.

Thailand: Thailand Post confirms that processing of international inbound items is still proceeding as usual. However, in compliance with the strict ad hoc measures taken by the government, delays may be expected for all types of inbound mail (letter-post, parcel-post and EMS). Signature on delivery for international services that would ordinarily require the recipient’s signature is still provided wherever possible. In cases where the recipients refuse to sign, the mail carrier will sign on the recipient’s behalf. The processing of outbound mail to all countries affected by the spread of novel coronavirus is also expected to be subject to delays.

Tonga: Tonga Post Ltd., has advised that that the Government of Tonga has declared a state of emergency for one month effective March 20, 2020, (period subject to extension). Restrictions will be in place in the coming days that will have an impact on postal operations and quality of service for all types of inbound and outbound mail. The measures will have repercussions on Tonga Post’s ability to keep its sorting and delivery operations running. For this reason, service delivery standards cannot be guaranteed.
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mobile.twitter.com/willwildart
Sauce

>very contagious virus which is able to cause moderate to severe pneumonia
>"just a flu heheheheheheh"

me mama aqui bolsominion byrro do caralho

Alright so. I have a cough but the cough does come up with phlegm and my nose is somewhat runny.

I just have the flu right? I haven’t experienced any shortness of breath(at least I think) and the tow symptoms above aren’t listed for Covid-19

I think mutts law meeds to be expanded to just dicks in general

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any thoughts

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haii~~~~

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ohio bros get in youtube.com/watch?v=EYUZLKvBfzc

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Todays updates from Africa:

>A 52-year-old hair salon owner in South Africa has been charged with attempted murder for defying a doctor’s order to self-quarantine in the town of Ladysmith, police say. He had tested positive and had put the lives of others at risk, police said, adding that he had been detained in hospital
>Meanwhile, South Africans have been panic buying ahead of a three-week lockdown that comes into force for its 50 million citizens on Friday
>In Lagos, the commercial capital of Nigeria, all markets and shops have been closed, except for those selling food and medicine. Meanwhile, Nobel laureate Wole Basedinka has hit out at preachers in the country, Africa's most-populous, for flouting rules about social distancing and large gatherings
>In Rwanda, a man who went to a river, apparently to fish in defiance of a lockdown, has been eaten by a crocodile, a local official has told the BBC
>Libya and Mali, both conflict-hit countries, have recorded their first cases of the virus
Jean-Joseph Mukendi wa Mulumba, a top human rights lawyers in the Democratic Republic of Congo and an aide to the president, has died of Covid-19
>Ethiopia is to release more than 4,000 prisoners to contain the spread of the virus in jails

I remember some pastabro saying they were testing half as many now.

OP is a shill fag if I get digits

Running to the store. Anybody need anything?

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Lie
the party cares more about international PR than truth
if they give numbers the party wants to hear, they don't give a fuck about lies

>bolsonaro being a nothingburger was a ruse all along
huh

Timotei

youtube.com/watch?v=zjV6GF-Qmvw
why people eat these disgusting food?

Yeah but Lung Pao is

Why contain it?

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Now wait a few days when everyone is on the streets and they increase 10x. Remember it only took 1 case in Lombardy for you to get here

Depends on the color of the phlegm. If it ends up being dark, you likely need to be hospitalized.

i love that theres hand sanitizer everywhere now, i lick it off my hands to get drunk quick

Here's some ass in these trying times.

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HCQ + AZ is the cure.

Now go back to work you lazy fucks. Happening over.

We can only hope. Fuck Bolsonigger and his supporters.

>cuomo presser this morning
>”we’re getting hit like this because we welcome people from everywhere”
>”we’re in close proximity everywhere”
>”and that’s a good thing”

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people can be for a few months in the ventilators. younger people probably less, but still, weeks

Revolting fetish, please kys.

I suspect it’s two things
1: corona already peaked in most of the provinces, likely back in mid February to as late as early March. It was known that CCP were threatening providence’s from reporting new numbers.
2: they are desperate to gain any credibility. No one believes their lies, no one genuinely believes they stopped it at 80k cases. This is just a way for them to attempt to gain any legitimacy or credibility

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Khomeini wasn't lying when he called us The Great Satan

we can make it mutts law 2 or 3

They went up yesterday, and today's decrease is 39 cases.

I'm shaving my head bald I look like this right now

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>realistic about the proportion of the whole thing.
the realistic previsions are that at least100k people will be infected

remind me again how many people is 10% of 100k

My gemeente, area I live in got it's first corona patient today.

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最近だらしねぇな!

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looks like everone ded in ohio rip

What if you can take full breath but walking 20 meters makes you extremely tired and out of breath? How does that work

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Funny how there is an entire class of people who live on aid to Africa
Honestly I hope they all die

>It's no Spanish Flu,
You say this based on nothing, it's just a "gut feeling" of yours. Post one epidemiological model that sustains your claim, post one projection that assumes no social distancing, every one of them show a bigger death toll than the Spanish flu.

Cant you read

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>2nd window of opportunity
I haven't been keeping up with the WHO conferences for a couple of weeks now. How long has this 2nd window been open

Women are not giving it for at least another year. Too brainwashed by feminism.

This photo should be shown to every nothingburgerfag. If they have a little knowledge of the animosity between these 2 they should be able to extrapolate how fucked things really are.

wont be last

Who is this ass lass?

It's a contagious virus (fast contagion but limited population) which is able to cause moderate to severe pneumonia (in a minority of cases)
It's not the Spanish Flu.

Get rekt.

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denounce the illegitimate emperor and announce you are taking charge personally for goings on in your province until such a time as the present emergency is over

Food for mah monkey please

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what would a Chinese civil war look like? do the people reaply believe the han lie that there's only the one Chinese people?

>Go to store
>They put bright red tape on the floor every 6 feet leading up to the checkout counter
>Sign says "PLEASE STAND ON THE RED LINES, KEEP 6 FEET APART"
>some old greasy faggot comes up and stands right behind me

>Grady Hospital
>Downtown in the Ghetto
Nothing of value was lost.

Thank God it's over in NY

You're just obscenely out of shape

based trips praise Kek

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Are we really going to allow ourselves to be sacrificed on account of corporate greed anons?

What makes you think that they are going to lift the lockdown in a few days? Only yanks seem to be that retarded so far.

Checked but fuck you argiebro is legit

I have a fever and cough and I am afraid as fuck.

this during a crisis you should immediately declare yourself as the ruler of everyone and use force to make them your slaves

sometimes I wish the virus would actually kill everyone

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Tell the truth if you going to die anyway, duh.

100k people infected translates to 50k people having any symptoms, and of those, less than 10k needing hospitalization. And that over the course of many many months.
We have more than enough beds.

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You're fucking stupid. And new.Now fuck off.

That's what makes her look so good user, god I love black haired women

>to hit the supermarket and buy some spinach, garlic and lemon

you absolute retard

those things are produced in the worst hit countries

congratulations, you killed yourself

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>Corona already peaked in most of the provinces
They don't have a Kraut level medical system
It's far from over for them considering Wuhan was a major transportation hub
Remember the 900k estimate back in late Janurary? They're in the millions now and they won't fucking admit it

thx. adrenaline levels back to "normal" again.

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Daily Mail via CCP:

An arthritis drug being used to treat coronavirus in China cured 95 per cent of critically ill patients, scientists have claimed.

Tocilizumab, marketed as Actemra, is taken by patients with rheumatoid arthritis to lower inflammation.

Chinese doctors gave it to 20 patients during the peak of the country's epidemic, and claim 19 were discharged from hospital within two weeks.

>it's over.

Burgers shouldn’t you be at work?

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>after keeping it pretty safe for two weeks gotta go to the city to deal with some shit
>office still open even though everybody is pretty much mandated to work from home
>all lights on since this is the time when we are allowed to come in to deal with primitive technoligy like paper
>nobody in, completely ghosted
>managed to renew my prep by getting over 2l of gin and couple of liters of wine on my way home

Feels creepy, man. Even people in the city looked freaked out.
At least everyone is wearing masks.

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welcome to undesirables
not everyone is fit to be considered human mentally

damn look at those filthy liars, they fucking wished

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>walking 20 meters makes you extremely tired and out of breath?
I refuse to believe that happens to anyone under 90.

The boomer remover meme virus is literally fake news. It's a flu you fucking faggot

this is literally how the USSR ended

Had that happen on sunday. Fucking boomers kept walking right up to me. I'd point at the fucking sign and every time I'd step away to try and get personal space back the fucker would keep moving up like, "Hurrrr line moved up I move."

Time to come out and have a big party.

'American' Media, CNN:
— "Prince Charles has been advised he was contagious with coronavirus starting on March 13, a royal source said.

Hmmmmmmm, so literally ALL world elite is 1 handshake away from confirmed coronavirus case

Also, the schizo tainted adrenochrome theory now seems plausible, I mean if somebody from royal family fucks kids it's this creepy fuck or that another creepy fuck who sweats a lot.

>. And that over the course of many many months.
IF people stay at home, which the president doesn't want.

Imagine the smell

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>a minority of cases
at least 20%, nigger
you can be anal about it being a minority but it's enough to impact the workforce for years to come

>+30k
oh shit

The majority of the population wont be able to last inside for that long, its extremely improbable

>we finally break 1000 cases
>the west is way ahead of us
we'll never catch up to the 1st world at this level bros...

They'll attack outside before they start fighting inside
>press F for India

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can anyone link me the excel sheet image which compared the day by day data given by CCP with the tencent leaked data and worst case scenario predictions

Fake, see pic
tamponi= swab test
tamponi giornalieri= daily tests
I'm talking about NEW POSITIVES, not total new cases.

March 22: +3857
March 23: +3780
March 24: +3612
March 25: +3491

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since monday

THE SPANISH FLU KILLED 25% OF THE WORLD POPULATION, SHOW ME A SINGLE MODEL THAT CLAIMS THAT FOR THE WUFLU.

I have been here since long before Italy even had a case.

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Heheh... I am
>dual monitor master race

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>give 10 patients a useless old person disease pill
>9 die
>their dead bodies are discharged from the hospital so it cured them

>sometimes

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D E V E L I S H

>especially if you're a gurl
>guys don't have long hair
t. long hair don't care

They are working on it, dont be afraid.
Once it mutates with brazilian bats, the fun begins.

We’re about to completely blow up soon, adjusted to population against italy our projectory has been double that of Italy, feels nice living in a country doubling down on killing me when the invaders havent succeded yet

bump

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>Israel
>US
>Bolsomeme
Save us Corona-chan

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Look at it positively: it wasn't you!

what?

at that point you yell at him to back the fuck off

immediate balkanization followed by a century of warring states that nobody wants to get involved in because they hate outsiders almost as much as each other

Wrong, it's 12% of those who SHOW SYMPTOMS.

And that's based on Italy's data, full of old people. Which is not the case of Brazil. Our average age is 31 years.

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Seeing this whole shitshow makes me want to enlist for the CBRN unit

fugg coming to Yas Forums to get news on the virus is slowly turning me into a dirty little coomer

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>100k people infected translates to 50k people having any symptoms
Where are you getting that figure from?

GRIPEZHINA OR RESFRIADHINO

The Spanish Flu killed 0.96% of the world population, nigger. Coronavirus has the potential to do the same if not worse.

The garlic you buy in the supermarket is on average a year old. Lemons also spend a great deal of time in the sun, it is highly doubtful any virus survived the trip over.

happaning happening happening

Sen Graham stopped the vote. It's al lcrashing

>police not even listening to the major
RIP in piss NYC

What the FUCK are you doing with MY CAT user...GET YOUR OWN FAGGOT!!

> netherlands only publishing numbers of hospitalized
> literally zero testing otherwise
HERDpilled as fuck

FIRST CASE IN MY TOWN TODAY
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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more like blueish but I get what you mean, the design in the manga's pretty great too

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incorrect statistics, I work in a hospital and I actually compile and evaluate statistics and we have more ICU beds than Germany does. Germany has more than 33,7 aswell. They have around 35-36, Austria has around 38.

We need more cultist art

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Thank you Dr. Tedros.

It's so god damn annoying
I told him "hey man, back up, look at the sign"
He looked at me like I'd just called his dear grandmother a whore
he did back up, but it was like I'd forced him to do it and he was wounded

Social Distancing seems to be an impossible concept for some of these people
It literally just means "DONT STAND SO CLOSE TO ME" like that fucking Sting song

every store should just be playing that song on the speakers

happening

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Sounds like a heart insufficiency, but do really French people smoke that much or it's just a stereotype? I'm curious.

g1.globo.com/bemestar/coronavirus/noticia/2020/03/25/mulher-de-95-anos-que-superou-coronavirus-e-se-tornou-rosto-da-esperanca-na-italia.ghtml

>95 years old recovered

HOLY SHIT

How many cures are we on now, 40, 50?

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We gonna have rise of chink terrorists instead of kebabs

Men are better at everything than women. Become gay, it's better than dating thots

incorrect statistics, I work in a hospital and I actually compile and evaluate statistics and we have more ICU beds than Germany does.
The data for Germany and USA is vastly incorrect aswell, Germany has around 35-36, USA has only 8.

I am getting paid to be a neet
This is great plus I get trump bux

This is a meme disease LMAOO

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>decrease by 100 cases everyday
Sloppy job Civil protection

>brother goes to Dublin to see girlfriend
>will be back in two days
I'm going to die

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We should be good polandbro
We actually managed to keep corona in the west for most part
Everyone east of us was saved pretty much cause we closed the borders with Germany

that pillow never gets old.

I apologize, I got the figures mixed.
But nah, Corona won't get even to that.

The Spanish Flu was a massive fuckup during a world war. There will be no second wave without sick soldiers returning home with a deadlier strain of the virus.