/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2532 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was designed by the top virologists in the Wuhan National Biosafety lab, and I've been involved in numerous infections on chingchongs, and I have over 19,000 confirmed kills. I am coated in a protein shell and I'm the top pandemic in the entire WORLD. You are nothing to me but just another healthy person. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am infecting my secret network of chinks across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare to the wheeze, maggot. The wheeze that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be on any doorknob, anything, and I can kill you in under seven hundred coughs, and that's just with my spike glycoprotein. Not only am I highly contagious, but have a transmissible incubation period of two weeks and I will use it to its full extend to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddman idiot. I will shit mucous all inside your lungs and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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20000 DEATHS

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Based Zambia

>More and more people under 60 dying

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Is the EU finished?
Italy will certainly quit EU after this shit show.

What plague needs a waifu version?

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are africans more susceptible to corona?

youtube.com/watch?v=9zawUPKSWT0

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*crunch*

it's a nothingburger

*crunch crunch*

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LMFAO, still over 5k infected and over 600 dead in Italy, even with all the help and total lockdown.
How many days they held this number? Four days? Five days?

You have nice legs, you could do more front squats to really develop those quads

WHO soon
youtube.com/watch?v=4xnMM8Ke99Y

it's a nothingburger until law and order breaks down

remember not to fall for the free pornhub premium scam. They want you to masterbate so you lower your zinc levels

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It should. All of these cases every single day are going to have an outcome at some point after incubation.

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Where did the fucking country list go in these threads

Very nice, Poland-san.

Nothingburger.
Take your meds schizos.
Stop making these threads.

Yes it has Bill. TYVM

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like that one user who fucked his sister
your time has come

Is your step sister hot?

All the goyim will finally die

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Dormammu!
I'm here to bargain...

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>tfw you see case fatality rate in Italy is above 10%

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drawfag here ,redrew a meme edition

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I'm a biologist ama

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More normie suicides when?

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are you on Prep so you can take raw cock?

>be over 80
>have cardiovascular damage from years of drinking and smoking
>shit immune system
>die from coronavirus

>nobody:
>literally nobody:
>absolutely nobody in the entire universe:
>poltards: "OH NO MAJOR HAPPENING IT'S SO DEADLY"
yawn

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>be Chicago
>get pandemic
>it actually lowers the death per day number
Funniest shit, sorry burgers.

smallpox as a loli

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>”it’s a nothingburger until the dead reanimate”

Swine Flu
Black Death

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All of them. Which on is this one?

>More and more people under 60 dying
I guess they were just living longer on the ventilators before passing over. What hell that must have been.

LET IT RRRRRRRRRRIP

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give argie time he puts it in

->China

Safest bet is to just assume it's burning through China like hot acid and that in all actuality tens of millions of Chinese will be dead after all this.

I've got dips of steel

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************ONLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN AN ENTRY LEVEL STATISTICS COURSE MAY REPLY TO THIS POST (that means no italians, because they consider it an end-level math course)********************

how are you unable to see this trend? dead serious, the FIRST THING YOU LEARN....even in a fucking BUSINESS CLASS....is how to spot trends.

this is NOT a nothingburger. it is NOT going down. you are going to see an EXPLOSION of cases like the last 10 trends did.

WANT EVEN MORE PROOF?

>THERE ARE 3600 PEOPLE LISTED AS CRITICAL ON THE LATEST REPORT.

hmm....really makes you think....

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How does it feel to not have any goal in life?

>Died: 20,494
I knew it was going to happen today but it's mind boggling to actually see it

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>if I didnt live with someone else I would be completely bunkered down and waiting this out

sigh. I envy you guys who can

One week ago:
210,000 infected
9,000 dead

This week:
450,000 infected
20,000 dead

Next week:
1,000,000 infected
50,000 dead

What the fuck is your problem?

Fuck them.

Both.

the og

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-52025918

>UK in lockdown
>people have a barbecue
>complain to the police that were telling them to disperse that they should be allowed to continue
No fucking prizes guessing what they are.

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You guys got toiletpaper where you live? Down to my last pack

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>Hey stepbrother
youtu.be/sxnJcZvuRK8

>Got a dry cought last night and it got worse throughout the day
>sore throat

I dont give a shit if im infected, some random fucker infected me so i will retaliate on randoms as well

You would need to cum like 15 times a day to lose metabolically significant amount of zinc.

Good morning, Algerie. How are you today?

I love this video

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Why are mutts always so gay?

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Suicide hotline calls soar as coronavirus spreads.

Isolation and anxiety over the coronavirus pandemic are taking a toll, with calls to a National Suicide Prevention Hotline call center rising 300 percent, KVLY reports.

charlotteobserver.com/news/coronavirus/article241493126.html

>normie
>she was a turboautist

Get a real job

why do some biogolists try to say masks are useless? seems like a biogolist should no mask is worse than having one

Do you have a twitter or something where you have all your drawings?

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 60,653 (819) Spain 47,610 (3,434) Germany 35,740 (186) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 10,537 (149) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,227 (433) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Norway 3,034 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Canada 2,923 (28) Sweden 2,526 (44) Australia 2,431 (9) Brazil 2,274 (47) Israel 2,170 (5) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,796 (20) Denmark 1,715 (34) Czech Republic 1,654 (6) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Ecuador 1,173 (28) Chile 1,142 (3) Poland 1,031 (14) Pakistan 1,022 (8) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (14) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Greece 821 (22) Indonesia 790 (58) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (1) Philippines 636 (38) Singapore 631 (2) India 606 (10) Slovenia 528 (5) Panama 443 (8) Egypt 442 (21) Croatia 442 (1) Bahrain 419 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) Italy +5,210 (+683) United States +5,797 (+39) Spain +5,552 (+443) Germany +2,749 (+27) Iran +2,206 (+143) Switzerland +660 (+27) South Korea +100 (+6) United Kingdom +150 (+11) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Norway +168 (+2) Portugal +633 (+10) Canada +131 (+2) Sweden +227 (+4) Australia +114 (+1) Brazil +27 (+1) Israel +240 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+4) Denmark +124 (+2) Czech Republic +260 (+3) Ecuador +91 (+1) Chile +220 (+1) Poland +130 (+4) Pakistan +50 (+1) Romania +112 (+2) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Greece +78 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Philippines +84 (+3) Slovenia +48 (+1) Panama (+2) Egypt +40 (+1) Peru (+2) Mexico +38 (+1) Estonia +35 (+1) Dominican Republic +80 (+4) Argentina (+2) Serbia +81 (+1) Iraq +30 (+2) Algeria +38 (+2) Lithuania +46 (+2) Hungary +39 (+1) Macedonia +29 (+1) Tunisia +59 (+1) Ukraine +14 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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At what point should I tell my boomer parents to stay the fuck home?

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I need the screencap of this

It was in the last thread, or the one before that. You can still find it if you go look.

Small Pox as an American Indian

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6 more days until welfare checks cause food riots!

What was Italy's final numbers Today?
Did Spain report final numbers yet?

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IT"S HAPPOONING!

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Kill them and fuck their corpses user

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I'm not worried about being able to feed myself

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Very good drawfren

>do not shitpost

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SOLA E INFECTADA
AL IFEMA HOSPITALIZADA

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based pole
thank you for not being a closeted gay

I guess

Kek, saved

CHINESE MESSING WITH BAT CORONAVIRUS AND SARS KNOW FROM 2015
>CHINESE MESSING WITH BAT CORONAVIRUS AND SARS KNOW FROM 2015

Italian reportage, will do english captions soon
streamable.com/9q0zk

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No, we're neither going to rate your prep, nor your legs, for the 1000 thousandst time.

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time to redpill

More like Whore-rona Virus, amirite?

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Seniora Influenza. Friends call her spanish Flu.
She likes to bully her younger sisters and their flat curves.

Why didn't you become a scientist?

That's now how you prepare dinner.

If you’re posting here you know the answer to that question.

The Plague of Justinian in Eastern Roman garb

Nigger

AIDS as a big booty trap

Reminder not to use UV-C to disinfect your rubber masks.

>Inb4 UV-C doesn't create ozone
>A little ozone doesn't hurt anything

Stop.

fda.gov/medical-devices/safety-communications/potential-risks-associated-use-ozone-and-ultraviolet-uv-light-products-cleaning-cpap-machines-and

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you know what to do.

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i was retarded and didnt screen cap it
i hope someone else did it tho

Coom giga loads into them.

>Germany "loses" 6 million face masks in Kenya

HMMMMMMMM. Im sensing some Jewry going on here guys.

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>we’re already switching to log scales because cases and deaths are nearly vertical
>people think it’s slowing down as a result

I used to think people on Yas Forums were smarter than redditors.

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>Did Spain report final numbers yet?
No, but yesterday they had +700 deaths.
This morning they had 443 deaths and probably more to come.

Is that biologist=maconheiro meme true?
Also, do you like Richard Rasmussen/
youtube.com/watch?v=2EFT_3Bqs0I

THIS

No problem

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Don't, let them die, and collect your inheritance.

Seriously though, now. If they don't listen, it's on them.

19 cases in Madagascar at the moment.

Africa is going to get fucked by this, aren’t they?

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That would be fun to do right now.
>So what do you know about wooden doors?

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Can you add Trump to pic-related and make the stock green with positive numbers? Please, fren

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Nothing since you're obviously ovulating too

MILK

fertilizer?

i want her to pound me and let me cum insider her during merienda
also you draw corona chans thicc ness , do you have a twitter or any art links to your works?

They're just hopelessly obsessed with dicks
don't know why

doing fine
yes @thexphere
thanks fren

masks are useful stop infected people from spreading contamined droplets when they talk/COOF/sneeze, it doesn't help alot someone who isn't infected because you can still get infected by the virus getting in your eyes, or getting stuck in your clothes/hair/hands and then you end up infecting yourself when you take off your mask anyway

>Africa is going to get fucked by this, aren’t they?
And what's the bad news?

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county map update plox

Africa doesn't have old people.

Plague-chan and Smallpox-chan pls.
Smallpox originated in Egypt, keep in mind.

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Only 20% of the people in Death Princess were infected, even thought they were all exposed to the virus, and in real life less than 50% of people will ever be exposed to the virus.
Of those who were infected, 50% were asymptomatic.
The actual overload of the healthcare system will depend on how many beds they already have VS how many old/sick people they have.

US may have some trouble, given how many youths are becoming ill, Italy barely had beds and have a very old population.
Germany is doing fine in spite of its old population.
Add south-korean-like optimized chloroquine dosing through mass testing, and you can drop that load by halve or even less.

Unless there's a bad mutation that gets re-spread all over the world, as happened during the spanish flu with soldiers being send back home to die, we are already looking at the light in the end of the tunnel.

Don't @ me with reinfection HIV memes.

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So if Madmax happens, the zoomers will be more or less fucktoys or slaves.

I just want to point out that the Arizona Governor is killing it right now, I'm impressed.

>Suspended evictions for 120 days
>Executive order requiring all health insurance to expand coverage for tele-medicine for services that would be normally covered for an in-person visit.
>Schools across the state are providing free meals for Arizona kids.
>All counties in which a COVID-19 case has been confirmed must shut down gyms, large gatherings, restaurants become takeout only.
>Provide to eligible families the maximum allotment allowed for up to two months
>Wave the work requirements for eligible students while employment opportunities are scarce

Is also holding meetings with Arizona bankers to discuss support for small businesses and families.

Local distilleries are also providing hand sanitizer.

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then you are a fag if you dont do her

Fuckmutts, they should all die.

Not sure how related to what I said but thanks Hans, I’ll try.

>trump returns to just a flu bro stance
>entirety of Yas Forums outside of /cvg/ turns into nothingburgerlets
I am going to die from the high blood pressure arguing with these faggots is giving me.

>Steven Dick
Britain is getting fucked!

>new cases down in Italy
>deaths much lower than yesterday

I.
I believe.
I believe that.

We can do this, we can defeat Corona-chan. God bless.

>CCP LIES TO CCP

LOL MY SIDE, IT HURT!

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a smug trump instead of corona ?

>Is that biologist=maconheiro meme true?
yes, but I myself never did it

>Also, do you like Richard Rasmussen/

yes and no

Thanks for not succumbing to degenerate fetishists.

SourceFilmmaker/Rubberfruit oldfag confirmed.

Holy shit, you based pole-bro thanks
>black hair

Anyone got the name and pic of that 'mother of death/evil' woman from China who worked with viruses?

Nice, love your stuff.

>China 81,218 (3,281)
>India 606 (10)
Are those numbers really true?

I know but one problem I LIVE WITH THEM

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Last week ago

I am a scientist tho fuck you

Meant for him, sorry.

welfare paid out March 25th in BC ehen does yours?

Very nice, Hantavirus maybe.

>33
Don't. There is no use. Just ignore nothingburgers and enjoy the ride

Aqua is safe

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Ok so it appears the entirely of New York is infected.

Never trust a commie, ever

Reddit got gayer and gayer. Then more and more newfags show up. Its sort of like how Californians are FUCKING UP TEXAS. GOD DAMMIT YOU LIBKEKS, STAY IN YOUR OWN STATES AND FIX THEM DONT COME TO OTHERS GAAAHH!!

does the pic related represent you?

Droves of third worlders die from stuff that barely affects us in the civilised world.

Dont argue. Watch it burn.

I'm everyone.

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Of course they are, poojeet and chinkzilla wouldnt lie would they

didn't the higher ups drop the hammer on all the local officials who botched the initial outbreak? i bet the new people in charge are terrified of reporting anything other than "perfect' results now. saw this shit happen in the USSR all the time, the appearance was more important than the actual facts

>shitty mask
I don't think so

>Africa is going to get fucked by this, aren’t they?
China did a study on a cameroon patient (I believe) and said that Africans were highly resistant to China Flu.

sauce on death princess numbers?

Who else here healthy & comfy?

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i appreciate that fren

>the cope of happening fags

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Does anyone have the excel sheet image which contained the CCP propaganda data, the Tencent assumed leaked data and the worst case scenario predictions with regards to china ?

Gooks are weird

>>trump returns to just a flu bro stance

That's good though, right? That'll equal more infections and deaths.

HentaiVirus you say?

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仕方ないね

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why do we still have no solid western research on how infectious this is? ie survival on foods buses airplanes money

Based Li

you could do that, or put him next to corona with one of the stocks green while the others are still in the red, whichever picks your fancy (maybe even make him say BRRR or something).

If biologist are scientists then
chiropractors are doctors

My country, for now.

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>china
kek. an entire continent has been tricked into thinking it’s a complete nothingburger for them by the CCP

that guy is probably gay. like op.

denial is more than just a river

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You know what to do fag.

>it doesn't help alot someone who isn't infected because you can still get infected by the virus getting in your eyes, or getting stuck in your clothes/hair/hands and then you end up infecting yourself when you take off your mask anyway
neck yourself, retard

Here you go

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well explain me have an internship in a lab then fagget

that has to be a porn name.

I don't really draw hentai etc. anymore. But I might draw a bit during lockdown. It's waifuware on foundry.

based Vietnam
Is it true you guys hate chinks with the power of a thousand suns?

wattsupwiththat.com/2020/03/16/diamond-princess-mysteries/

So is Homura.

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It only takes one chink to fuck everything up
Stay safe

How's it going bros?

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The fucking call
top kek

They did. But I’m thinking even the CCP is now doing this for specific reasons. To make it seem like they weren’t lying for months, and to play off potential new cases as small and insignificant, as the outbreaks likely peaked back in mid-late February, as latest as early March.

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Comfy levels pretty high. Dont worry we will make it through this and we both can laugh when sweden implodes.

Hey guys, you remember that time were Chinese middle management was lying about how much food they were producing, and then bad famins hit, and the CCP just roll with it cuz their own people would never lie to them to cover their own asses? Good times.

Is weed an essential service? no such thing as weed withdrawal
castanet.net/news/Business/280505/Cannabis-retailers-hopeful-they-ll-be-deemed-essential-stay-open#280505

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February 1st?

How long until CCP has to reveal the numbers in china?

>/cvg/ full of new Corona-Chans
>tv makes reruns of Bones
>iniversity wasn't ready for the lockdown, so I don't have to do much
I'm loveing it

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Chinese culture is all about appearances. Buy tickets to games, take pictures, then leave. Doing something wrong and you correct them? They'll be mad at you, even if they were doing something retarded like trying to get toast out of a toaster with a knife.

>In Florida
>House on side of me guys are redoing the roof
>House on other side guys are trimming the palm trees
>Every single one of them is smoking

I had a buddy get drive-through tested in Houston today. They told him it would be 5-6 days for results. Seems kinda long, no?

>Madagascar

Coronavirus just won Pandemic on its first try

Pfffffftffttt hahahaha poopoo funny

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>chloroquine
>only 20% of people will be infected (1.5 billion people)

>purifies everything she touches into water
damn she's safe

kill yourself bugger
keep using that shitty masks it HELPS NOTHING

you're much much MUCH better using gloves and taking a bath everytime you get home

She has to prove herself first.

I'm masturbating most of the day because of boredom

I think pic is inspired by this.

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>Steven Dick

>No sweetie the doctors recommend doggy style, it's more hygienic
Fuck
Yes

NOT ONLY THE 1ST VICE PRESIDENT (WOMAN) OF SPAIN IS ALSO INFECTED OF CORONAVIRUS... BUT ALSO THE PERSONAL DOCTOR OF PRESIDENT'S PALACE
TOP
FUCKING
KEK

too unorganised. Line everything up and take another photo.

We need a good design for her if she turms out to be a real happeining. So far it's either preexisting art or furry shit with too much rat elements

Not as good as those two

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How are Chech bros doin, are you after peak ?

Thanks
>Is it true you guys hate chinks with the power of a thousand suns?
Understatement.
The world is fucked by the chinks one or two times, coronachan being one of them.
We got fucked by them like a hundred times and we fucking hate it.
Though I guess the world share our hatred of chinks now.

The meme says it all you didn't have to actually type. Hhahaa

>Italy stabilized
>Germany stabilized
It was a nothingburger after all

Fucking normies slowing down my internet

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At Indian case, it is not a question of lying, but for incompetence.
China, by other hand...

That’s kinda cool ha

you don't know if you're infected or not therefore you should use masks to not spread your germs to others

you absolute idiot

We do. They found the virus after 17 days on surfaces in the diamond princess cruise ship.

The eternal roastie cannot dare imagine a life worth living without access to multiple cocks on any given day.

80% sugar 20% carbs Pawel you're gonna die of diabetes before corona will get you

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milky

>Not only am I highly contagious, but have a transmissible incubation period of two weeks

There was one chink woman awhile back with 45 days.

>Hantavirus maybe.

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worst larp ever.

Our awesome president said so

I wish

In real life, less than 20% of people will be infected. Death Princess was a perfect petri dish with 100% exposure. In real life humans are clustered and have less frequent contact with other clusters, making it much much slower to spread.

wheres your dad

underrated

It isn't. Our lockdown is retarded and changed nothing

GUARDIA CIVIL DEPUTY DIRECTOR ALSO INFECTED OF CORONAVIRUS
>GUARDIA CIVIL DEPUTY DIRECTOR ALSO INFECTED OF CORONAVIRUS
GUARDIA CIVIL DEPUTY DIRECTOR ALSO INFECTED OF CORONAVIRUS
>GUARDIA CIVIL DEPUTY DIRECTOR ALSO INFECTED OF CORONAVIRUS
GUARDIA CIVIL DEPUTY DIRECTOR ALSO INFECTED OF CORONAVIRUS
>GUARDIA CIVIL DEPUTY DIRECTOR ALSO INFECTED OF CORONAVIRUS
GUARDIA CIVIL DEPUTY DIRECTOR ALSO INFECTED OF CORONAVIRUS
>GUARDIA CIVIL DEPUTY DIRECTOR ALSO INFECTED OF CORONAVIRUS
GUARDIA CIVIL DEPUTY DIRECTOR ALSO INFECTED OF CORONAVIRUS

elconfidencial.com/espana/2020-03-25/el-director-adjunto-de-la-guardia-civil-da-positivo-por-coronavirus_2517903/

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underrated post

Italy's numbers when?

where are the full bong numbers?

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For those who didn't catch it from last thread, she was a literal autist so she wasn't a stacy getting rammed on the reg.

What a shame...

Nice

>dutch are the masterrace, we're immune
>in two weeks this will be over

You, 4 weeks ago

Son, I am disappoint
*And your IP is being BACKTRACED*

Aqua is safe without any measures anyway.

Some chink screamed at me in a videogame group and I yelled back at him. Banned from the group for 'bullying' by that faggot crying crocodile tears.

based

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If you wanna know the horrible true, this virus is fucking horrible. Is like the worse case of pneumonia anyone has ever seen. You cough PINK from your mouth and nose. Mostly because you are drowning in blood and other fluids. You are drowning so bad that you want to take everything off you thinking the ventilator is choking you. So most patients have to be put in a coma to avoid they taking them off by themselves.

Sure young people can resist longer but that doesn't mean "is just a flu". Wake up people or you are going to experience one of the worse weeks of your life.

9 day average on most surfaces.

They found virus RNA samples on surfaces after 17 days. Not active viruses that were capable of infecting human cells. RNA traces last for years and are not the same as living viruses.

How do you think she killed herself?

Should we engineer all girls to be born turbo-autistic?

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>Romania flag
>but it's a spaniard

I don't get it. Why are you using a VPN?

>Dow Jones up to 21,000+
>Traffic in China is beginning to go back to normal as pic related indicates
Another goddamn nothingburger

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everyone said it was nonviable rna aka dead virus are they wrong?

She got hate on the Chinese social media. Is she still alive?

Homosexuality

My wife woke up this morning with crackling lungs and coughing
I think it's over for me, bros

clusters behave like individuals themselves with contact with other clusters
otherwise this wouldn't be a pandemic, retard

> FDA has not received any problem reports associated with using UV light products that claim to clean CPAP devices and accessories
fuck off, mehmet

NY getting a special bailout from the stimulus bill. 3.8B in addition to the 1,200pp stimulus checks.

Cuomo says its not enough for new York and they should have their own special stimulus in addition to the 2T.

Guys I'm such a fucking idiot. I went to the grocery store and did self checkout with latex gloves. Walking to the car I subconscious touched my upper lip with the gloves I used on the screen. I immediately ran to the car and wiped hand sanitizer on my lips, then drove home and scrubbed down with soap, gargled with salt water, brushed teeth, blowed nose.

how fucked am I?

Fireworks factory

Why are chinks such fucking subhumans?

Ok. Rate my new PrEP boyyyyyyyyyyyy

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THIRD ROME THIRD ROME THIRD ROME THIRD ROME THIRD ROME THIRD ROME THIRD ROME THIRD ROME THIRD ROME THIRD ROME THIRD ROME THIRD ROME THIRD ROME THIRD ROME THIRD ROME

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The games up your little virus is a nothing burger boys.

suffocation by BBC

Fuck pol. I'm traveling to Xubei right now.

very good

But at a different speed.

I'd like her to wear Germanic soldier attire, I think it would fit much better.

Not only Italy. I think all former Soviet Block countries will pack our bags and say FUCK OFF to open borders. I found an article in a local source that Czechia is considering staying with CLOSED BORDERS for up to 2 years AFTER this shitshow is over.

My friend told me she was sick in bed with all the symptoms a week ago. I've txted her since then but haven't gotten a reply. She's in her mid twenties and I think without underlying health conditions. I'm worried about her

let her try some BBC this time

This what exactly a vampire would say

Are you a bot?

is it true that if you make wolf calls in the forest they call back?

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us husbands and wives are in this together no avoiding co infection

WINNER
WINNER
CHICKEN
DINNER

nice shoop

forgetting about the $2 trillion we dumped into the economy?

>Step
What's the point?

>I dont give a shit if im infected, some random fucker infected me so i will retaliate on randoms as well
I bet ure one of the normiesfags who still touch themselves in the face. Retaliate on yourself fagtron

obvious fucking LARP, fucking newfaggots

WHO CONFERENCE

youtube.com/watch?v=MZn-q7_fEMA

Sewage plants have labs too

It's just a fucking flu bro
It's just a fucking flu bro
It's just a fucking flu bro
It's just a fucking flu bro
It's just a fucking flu bro
It's just a fucking flu bro