Brit/pol/ Off-licences are essential Edition

>Coronavirus: Off-licences added to list of 'essential' retailers
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52033260

>Coronavirus: 'Game changer' COVID-19 tests could be available in days, MPs told
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-game-changer-covid-19-tests-could-be-available-in-days-mps-told-11963509

>UK says half a million people file welfare claims
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-health-coronavirus-britain-welfare/uk-says-half-a-million-people-file-welfare-claims-idUKKBN21C278

>Prince Charles tests positive for coronavirus
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52033845

>Coronavirus: NHS predicted to cope with increased demand
bbc.co.uk/news/health-52035615

>Benefit assessments suspended for three months while new claimants told to stay away from Jobcentres
welfareweekly.com/benefit-assessments-suspended-for-three-months-while-new-claimants-told-to-stay-away-from-jobcentres/

>Vehicle owners to be granted MOT exemption in battle against coronavirus
gov.uk/government/news/vehicle-owners-to-be-granted-mot-exemption-in-battle-against-coronavirus

>Sky ‘Looking After’ Customers By Putting Up U.K. Television Prices Amid Coronavirus Crisis
forbes.com/sites/barrycollins/2020/03/23/sky-looking-after-customers-by-putting-up-uk-television-prices-amid-coronavirus-crisis/amp/

>'Avoid using microwave to get faster internet'
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52027348

>Urgent action needed as spike in porn site traffic raises abuse fears, say MPs
theguardian.com/global-development/2020/mar/25/urgent-action-needed-as-spike-in-porn-site-traffic-raises-abuse-fears-say-mps

>Scotland to pay student nurses band 4 to tackle Coronavirus
nursingnotes.co.uk/scotland-pay-student-nurses-band-4-tackle-coronavirus/

>Youths run riot drinking, smashing bottles and setting wheelie bins on fire in County Durham
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/youths-run-riot-drinking-smashing-17961709

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First for are Mozza
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might get some tinnies in as part of my state sanctioned walk

they know that report is bullshit. there's no evidence for the claims that they're making.

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these goons speak for the sake of talking
not like me

bought carling
worse than i remember

>250149847
No evidence for the shite you're spouting either.

google dns just stopped working for me

describe with reference to nearby countries, as precisely as possible, the location of Bangalore.

Lads gonna go out looking like this, will I be safe?

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>there's no evidence for the claims that they're making.
the scientist who made the claim even said it needs more study, what's your point?

Ales or John Smith / Guinness for me, don't mind an IPA though.

I want to have a modicum of respect for Karenposter, but I can't because trip.

same la

shoulda got on the fruity zesty IPAs

Life is disgusting I hate it so much; I hope corona gets me, I want my legacy to be some meaningless words on the obituary of a lowly provincial newspaper.
I want to be buried in an unmarked grave in some arid field where nothing grows.

I could have told you this without a doctorate

hardly got the pick of larp ales right now

dunno why we all meme that canuck shit anyway except to be ironic

Emanuel Bach was metal as fuck tbqh lads

nonce

yew wot

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guys is B&Q still open? i think i read hardware stores are essential?

Bit dark lad.

i too like the taste of yankee candles

>trust the science
boris knows he acted too late. he's just trying to save his skin. he has the blood of millions on his hands.

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Cheer up lad.

for me, it's Master Fingerblaster

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Got half a bottle of whisky, might wobble to the offie or even Aldi and see what bottles are on the go. Hoping to find some Champion or Spitfire desu.

lower than bangladesh

Click and collect only.

alice reject you again mate?

based

they've all closed

>giving your browsing data to google for free

Based and 6footscowlpilled

>250150524
You are fucking insane.

>Spitfire
They sold out here, managed to bag some Bishops finger though.

still can't get canned tomatoes

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duck no! what happened

it was a shit question lad i thought it was a country but it's a city in india.

purpose comes from within not without. freedom is your burden. life is a gift, if you allow it to be.

everh road leed tah home

>Bishops finger
That would be lush too, I want something with a full flavour. Not a big fan of IPAs tbf

His comrades fought beside him
Big Dazza and the rest
But of all the big fat bastards
Bazza was the best

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what a strange comment

"May have had" is not a claim. I may be the reincarnation of Napoleon.

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When will it be safe to do my daily walk? Every time I look out the window its a fucking hive of activity outside.

fook corona
fook cardio
fook legs
fook shazzas

simple as

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Anybody got a DOOM Norf fc?

Going to use my daily exercise allowance and walk to get some beers soon.

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based fake country

Where are the Borisbux? Why is he such a Jew? Being fiscally sound doesn't get you anywhere in clown world

It's in India, and I believe the cunts have changed the name again to Bankhaloor or something

Bengaluru

For me the sweet time seems to be 18:15ish. Been out the last few night and hardly seen anyone.

after 17-28 days with no activity anywhere on the path you intend to walk down.

Well and truly closed lad, one I went too had the doors barricaded up with random shit to prevent looting and had a bloke on the door telling people to get out of his wagie fort.
Fuck I really wanted to buy some fence posts, to make some pikes to stop charging hordes of nig nogs from stealing my telly.

bolongajonga

>I got to know Steven a bit in the short time since he was posted to Hungary last October. He was a jovial, intellectually curious and extremely helpful person. He spoke fluent Hungarian, having undergone a year’s training before taking up his position last autumn.

>jovial

Fat bastard confirmed, this is a fat bastard's apocalypse

bhangra allure

the worldwide CFR is going to hit 16% in the next few days. no sign of it dropping because very few people are actually "recovering. remember when it used to be 5%?

CHANTELLE AND PRESTON FROM BIG BROTHER ARE BACK TOGETHER!!!

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Why do they even bother? It's like those Welsh language road signs where they change it by one letter just for the sake of it.

>37
yikes

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made it ages ago and it's shit. might make a new one tomorrow

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bolly singhajingle

Cheers

BINCELS BTFO

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>Intermittent distancing measures can maintain control of the epidemic, but without other interventions, these measures may be necessary into 2022.
oof

this is him

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>Off-licences added to list of 'essential' retailers
Jewh'n'son listened what /pol said and that's a good thing!
If he would take advice and KHS, that'd be even better

One or both will claim to have the virus for free publicity, calling it now

They're not 2 metres apart.

Thanks lad ill leave it another half an hour. I went at around this time yesterday and saw lots of people. This is on a 3 mile quiet country lane then 1mile through a quiet residential area then back down a main road for another mile. The main road was the quietest part but by then it was after sunset. Worst part was seeing bats after dark.

I cant stay indoors for that long. Anyway Boris said to go for a walk everyday so im sure it will be fine.

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thank fuck!

what year is this
2007

Not him but, I've saved it lad. Good effort.

Looks a bit podgy but not the whale I was expecting. Still, you go to foreign countries at your own risk.

I work for an international bank and my boss said he spoke to a minister who said that after 3 weeks they are going to lift the lockdown and just force people at risk to stay home, but schools and everyone else will return back to work. They said that the economy will collapse otherwise. The idea of the lockdown is to just buy time to build hospitals etc to deal with the rise in cases after they lift the lockdown.

Shit is getting real lads

top quality post, lad

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this virus is going to spread fast

people are out more than normal having summer parties, I have never seen so many people walk their dogs

streets packed for no reason, betting shops are shut pubs are shut

60% was generous

over heard someone saying "just put the masks on for the store camera and then take them off when not near it"

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Danoprevir cures covid

i know i didnt expect it but she;ll always have a place in my heart for being in the best season

Cheer up lad, things aren't that bad.

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>the size of the increase has gone down in italy
>good news

christ, this is like war reports from france in 1940 emphasizing the British victory at arras

where i live is pretty much deserted, but i live in a village full of old people and chinese students. only go out to walk the dog and buy drink now, but i find it's at it's emptiest around 2pm

What the fuck is Beth Rigby Sky News's FUCKING PROBLEM?

Literally every day every question is why aren't we locked down even more

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surprised boris hasn't asked mi5 to bump her off

getting fucked by a PAWG is a cure for coronavirus

there are literal corona parties where one of the guests has the virus but no one knows who it is. absolute state

>I cant stay indoors for that long. Anyway Boris said to go for a walk everyday so im sure it will be fine
Trusting a jew clown
Yes, do that, it's been pleasure knowing you

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I'm not sure which offends me more, that simp and his gargoyle or the state of those speakers

>went outdoors twice
>WITH NO LOISENSE
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Chubby. Take vitamin D and lift weights and it's statistically unlikely

Ah, my trip is just 10 min. Round trip to the local beer merchant.
Where do you go, supermarkets round here shut at 8 now I think. I've not braved a supermarket trip yet, but the panic and such has piqued my interest. Just need to pop the big boy pants on and brave it.

mama mia mate, bit early for that one

Anyone know why todays figures are delayed? They're usually up by now. I'm curious to see if we hit 10k infected today.

the masks don't help much. you need biolab level containment to even keep this virus in check.
>resistant to chemicals that will normally denature a virus
>can survive on surfaces for 28 days
>airborne and aerosolised, can stay in the air for hours, potentially days
>waterborne, can travel through pipes
>fecal transmission is possible at up to 200m from a simple fart

kek, Norf FC is truly the evergreen meme.

He sounded quite a jolly fellow. Shame.

>put us into lockdown now. We are scared!
The absolute state of women.

The lockdowners are the same people who read comment articles in the Guardian and then decide they are total experts on the subject of said article.

where are my terroni gfs!?

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>>Coronavirus: Off-licences added to list of 'essential' retailers


why are we a nation of drunks?

I was looking at beer in tesco yesterday and this guy was looking terrified that I might take the three packs that were there..

He is handling this as best as he can. I dont get the Boris hate. Some chastise him for not doing enough. Others are calling him a fascist for trying to get us on lock down. Id have to say my opinion of him has improved lately.

shut the fuck up retard

>have bbq
>1 person has it
>tiny uk houses
>10 familys now have it
>go to bazzas bash next day
>10 more familys infected

>only 150 cases today
problem solved lads, UK happening over

Where's old speckled hen?

yet

In Scotland and hardly see anyone in my town centre anymore, maybe 10 people walk past my window now instead of the usual 100+

>That tweet by Daniel
lmao fucking listen to yourself
>Every other country has the good sense to not give their people a choice
Fascism when?

how do we do it

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really want an Innis and Gunn but fuck knows where i'm going to find one

Everyone responsible for collecting them has died

They sell other goods and are also pay points, some people have electricity and gas meters to top up.

You can apply online, but will NOT get shit, as system requires human interaction, that's been closed off.
Never trust a jew!

>I know most council vermin are better off, than poor working people, feel for the both now

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F

>milk fully stocked
>beer isle empty
only in norf

kek

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its going to explode

you might live in a quiet area, its mental everywhere else

more than normal

>still no celebrity deaths
absolute joke

>cholesterol
He must have had some genetic deficiencies as well.

piss off you spacker

Alice Grant posted a dude on her IG story.

Spaghettibro on suicide watch.

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