/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2531 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

Governor DeSantis is a logical man. He got a perfect score on his LSAT and got into Harvard. He knew he couldn't tell 20 million armed drugged psychopaths they can't leave their homes all at once.

I hope coronachan kill all niggers.

imagine the smell

will he keep up the sarcastic shtick? it's annoying.

Get a new tactic, Sun Tzu frowns upon all of you

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Why are a bunch of mutts in such denial about the coronavirus? Some are even claiming the flu is 10x deadlier than the coronavirus

First for Florida is completely fucked
DeSantis literally said NY and CA shouldn't have ordered shelter-at-home
New Yorkers flooding in
Workers being forced to drive into Corona hotspots to cover workers nopeing the fuck out then bringing corona back to their home county
HHS only processing 200 cases a day and punting testing to counties

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5210 NEW CASES
683 NEW DEATHS

5210 NEW CASES
683 NEW DEATHS

5210 NEW CASES
683 NEW DEATHS

5210 NEW CASES
683 NEW DEATHS

5210 NEW CASES
683 NEW DEATHS

5210 NEW CASES
683 NEW DEATHS

5210 NEW CASES
683 NEW DEATHSAAAAA

DEATH TO AMERICA
DEATH TO AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA

Please wake up! There's no virus, there's no epidemic. It's just your imagination.
We know it seems real to you but it's not. Look out of the window. There's no military, there are no looters, not a single body bag.
People are walking around cheering and laughing. It's a beautiful spring out there!

We know it's hard for you. We know you are afraid to leave the house, but you HAVE TO COME BACK TO LIFE.

Think about your mother. She is crying every night and praying for you to get better. Please, please, end this madness.
We will go to the doctor and try to figure it out with him, ok? We really, really love you, but we can't let you hide in the bedroom for the rest of your life.

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rate my breps

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I don't understand how total new cases in higher than the positives

Cambodia? What the fuck is a cambodia

5210 NEW CASES
683 NEW DEATHS

5210 NEW CASES
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5210 NEW CASES
683 NEW DEATHS

5210 NEW CASES
683 NEW DEATHS

5210 NEW CASES
683 NEW DEATHS

5210 NEW CASES
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The governments reaction is worst then the virus. We need to just let it rip.

This virus is not stopping.Oh dear

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You love to see it

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america now more deaths-per-capita than China. what a fucking meme shithole country. China took the exam closed note and passed with flying colors, America took the exam open note and still managed to fuck everything up

I like DeSantis but if Florida doesn't start to take this seriously its going to be catastrophic

>chinks gonna start using rare flags
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Quoting you Greek faggot, so I can shill this fag's video for him.
youtube.com/watch?v=9zawUPKSWT0

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mfw Prince Phillip gets his wish of reincarnating as a deadly virus when Coronachan turns his lungs into virus soup.

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Total new cases= New positives+deaths+recovered

about the same number of cases and 60 less deaths than yesterday

>Tamponi

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i-it is truly past the peak now, r-right?

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no smell with corona

Oh Hans

>5210 NEW CASES
NO

Bless you Corona-chan for indirectly taking this braindead slut out of the gene pool.

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A-user, I....

cdc.gov/flu/pandemic-resources/2009-h1n1-pandemic.html
>Additionally, CDC estimated that 151,700-575,400 people worldwide died from (H1N1)pdm09 virus infection during the first year the virus circulated.

How is greek or balkan nations such as serbia and albania doing?

Yes

epic!

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Death to Isreal Ahmed, burgers aren't the real enemy to you

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 60,653 (819) Spain 47,610 (3,434) Germany 35,740 (186) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 10,537 (149) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,227 (433) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Norway 3,034 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Canada 2,923 (28) Sweden 2,526 (44) Australia 2,431 (9) Brazil 2,274 (47) Israel 2,170 (5) Turkey 1,874 (44) Malaysia 1,796 (20) Denmark 1,715 (34) Czech Republic 1,654 (6) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Ecuador 1,173 (28) Chile 1,142 (3) Poland 1,031 (14) Pakistan 1,022 (8) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (14) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Greece 821 (22) Indonesia 790 (58) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (1) Philippines 636 (38) Singapore 631 (2) India 606 (10) Slovenia 528 (5) Panama 443 (8) Egypt 442 (21) Croatia 442 (1) Bahrain 419 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) United States +5,797 (+39) Spain +5,552 (+443) Germany +2,749 (+27) Iran +2,206 (+143) Switzerland +660 (+27) South Korea +100 (+6) United Kingdom +150 (+11) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Norway +168 (+2) Portugal +633 (+10) Canada +131 (+2) Sweden +227 (+4) Australia +114 (+1) Brazil +27 (+1) Israel +240 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+4) Denmark +124 (+2) Czech Republic +260 (+3) Ecuador +91 (+1) Chile +220 (+1) Poland +130 (+4) Pakistan +50 (+1) Romania +112 (+2) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Greece +78 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Philippines +84 (+3) Slovenia +48 (+1) Panama (+2) Egypt +40 (+1) Peru (+2) Mexico +38 (+1) Estonia +35 (+1) Dominican Republic +80 (+4) Argentina (+2) Serbia +81 (+1) Iraq +30 (+2) Algeria +38 (+2) Lithuania +46 (+2) Hungary +39 (+1) Macedonia +29 (+1) Tunisia +59 (+1) Ukraine +14 (+1) Azerbaijan +6 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Total new =deaths+alive new cases

DEATH TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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That's a lot of fucking infected for a single country or is it only Lombardy again?

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She died before she could take the BBC...

not shown is AR-15 with 240 rounds of 5.56 JHP, 100 lbs of rice, 40 tins of deenz and some other miscellaneous shit.

When is this going to end? Holy shit.

That doesn't make sense, the deaths were counted as new positives some time ago, why are you double counting?

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SECOND WAVE

>Reports that non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs worsen COVID-19 through increased expression of angiotensinconverting enzyme 2 (ACE2), whose receptor is used by SARS-CoV-2 to enter the target cells, are not supported by evidence
source: European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control (March 25)

Solid numbers, we need to increase our output though

Source?
>believe me

0/10
Viruses don't break water mains
Your food supply is missing major vitamins and will leave you with scurvy

Breaking: Louisiana Update as of 3/25 Noon Central Time
Cases: 1,795
Deaths: 65

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What the FUCK is with all these cartoon girls eating hamburgers? It’s moronic. How does that image relate, at all, to the subject matter of your post?

Is Italy at capacity? That might explain the plateau

You'll last a week.

>estimated

OMG, always a tragedy when a cute white girl dies though.

How's Merkel faring?
How kind of her to save the life of 6 million Kenyans.

What a retard, normies are pathetic

As long as the quarantine is in place
Numbers will go up once quarantine ends. Which it will have to else people will riot

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SHILLS BTFO

>HIGHER CASES THAN YESTERDAY
>STILL GROWING

italy needs to mandate that statistics 1 be MANDATORY for all college students.
the disinfo i have seen from shills is disgusting. learn to read graphs/charts.

Shouldve kept social distance

>Funny and charming' Emily Owen, who had high-functioning autism and 'a daily battle to fit in and conform to social norms', passed away after a suicide attempt

Weird. No ex boyfriend or something to call up? She must have had some serious, serious mental health issues.

I'm tired of seeing this kike's face

I've got iron, magnesium and D3 vitamins

His logic makes perfect sense, in all honesty
He clearly knows its not a nothingburger but at the same time it's foolish to assume Miami citizens will stay in place and not infect the rest of Florida

I really don't know bro

youtube.com/watch?v=Cnjs83yowUM

ITALIAN PM GIUSEPPE CONTE SPEAKING TO CAMERA DEI DEPUTATI GET IN HERE

>ITALIAN PM GIUSEPPE CONTE SPEAKING TO CAMERA DEI DEPUTATI GET IN HERE

ITALIAN PM GIUSEPPE CONTE SPEAKING TO CAMERA DEI DEPUTATI GET IN HERE

>mfw spend equivalent of basically thousands of dollars on stockpiling supplies
>mfw stores are still open
>mfw they are not even noticeably emptier than they used to be
>mfw i'm willing to bet my local supermarket is actually more well supplied than it was before corona
i am starting to worry about what the fuck am i going to do with all that milk

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jesus christ Italy, how many straight days can they carry on with 5k+ new infected and 600+ new deaths?

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press conference just now

It's a bot, it'll either 1 and done or give nonsensical replies anytime a newfag (like you) responds to it
Fucking filter it and stop wasting precious bandwidth on soulless dog eaters

in 1 month every second there will be a coronavirus death

Weren't deaths counted as alive new in a previous day?

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the USA just cracked the 60k mark.
How long will it take the US to get to 100k cases and reach the first place? 3 days? a week?

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>5210

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Cause It's a something burger newfag

Wrong 12400 ish died from swine flu in USA alone, 60.8 Million infected.....much less than this joke and it wasnt even a topic in the media

BUT GUYS THE DOW JONES IS UP TODAY! PLEASE INVEST AGAIN NOW!

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kek
what happened to the other guy

Lmao he’s literally retarded

make a youtube video

No, the quarantines work

Trouble is that the quarantine can't be permanent

Bro 5200 new cases but 2k recovered or dead so ~3200+ in TOTAL

They just stated Cases: +3491 (57521)

Florida is completely fucked.

How do you recover in a day?

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Rate your preps? Do you even know any recipes that use flour? Do you bake?

>Italy numbers here
Alright, that's all for today. Time to jack off to Corona-chan then go to bed.

You can freeze milk.

Alternatively, if you have something like an instant pot in your soviet satellite poorfag countries, you can use milk + yogurt to make more yogurt.

>Corona-Chan doesn't even have to murder directly. Just her presence in the area is killing people
I love her so much

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why is the virus stopping wars? spain flu didnt stop ww1

If they keep up their numbers 3-4 days

>be Chicago
>get pandemic
>it actually lowers the number of deaths per day
I think this is funny as hell.

And a aloha snackbar to you, Nazeem.

Is this the whole Italy or only Lombardy?

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four, maybe five?

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No Italy tests post mortem

USA will reach Italy's cases numbers today. are you niggas ready

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nothingburger

basedburger

tofuburger

veganburger [YOU ARE HERE]

somethingburger

whopper Jr.

ONIONS WHOPPER.

WHOPPER

Unless America magically pull out 700 deaths, today worldwide death won't reach yesterday's number.

They include recovered for some reason, you'd think that was double dipping but here we are

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Do you have a chart for people in the ICU. That's the most important.

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#BelieveChina

Bread

VICEPRESIDENT OF SPAIN (WOMAN) CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS AFTER GOING TO THE 8-M FEMINIST-COMMUNIST MARCH
>VICEPRESIDENT OF SPAIN (WOMAN) CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS AFTER GOING TO THE 8-M FEMINIST-COMMUNIST MARCH
VICEPRESIDENT OF SPAIN (WOMAN) CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS AFTER GOING TO THE 8-M FEMINIST-COMMUNIST MARCH
>VICEPRESIDENT OF SPAIN (WOMAN) CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS AFTER GOING TO THE 8-M FEMINIST-COMMUNIST MARCH
VICEPRESIDENT OF SPAIN (WOMAN) CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS AFTER GOING TO THE 8-M FEMINIST-COMMUNIST MARCH
>VICEPRESIDENT OF SPAIN (WOMAN) CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS AFTER GOING TO THE 8-M FEMINIST-COMMUNIST MARCH
VICEPRESIDENT OF SPAIN (WOMAN) CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS AFTER GOING TO THE 8-M FEMINIST-COMMUNIST MARCH
>VICEPRESIDENT OF SPAIN (WOMAN) CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS AFTER GOING TO THE 8-M FEMINIST-COMMUNIST MARCH
VICEPRESIDENT OF SPAIN (WOMAN) CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS AFTER GOING TO THE 8-M FEMINIST-COMMUNIST MARCH

>okdiario.com/espana/vicepresidenta-carmen-calvo-da-positivo-coronavirus-5357169

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keksicus maximus

sauce?

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FLORIDA LOCKDOWN W H E N

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Is Italy counting ALL deaths in the helthcare system as Corona deaths or something? This numbers seem to be way fucking wrong.

holy shit this makes me happy

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Make cheese and butter

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>240 rounds
I hope you have 8 30rd mags that are topped off.

just trust him, flour is really calorie dense

Dont you glowniggers have some Afghan heroin or Peru cocaine to deliver?
Stop scaring ppl with your fear mongering.

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Hungry user?

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I'm ready for NY liberalfags to start dropping. Wake me up when it becomes a boogaloo.

Been ready since January

+683 in Italy. Is that going up or down?

ok but why so new cases in finland compared to all other countries. what is the eternal fingol playing at

>China

Final Destination: The Country

Why don't YOU fuck off out of here?

Numbers should keep going up for two weeks or so during lockdown because infected will begin showing the symptoms. There'll be a decrease afterwards, and another spike about a week after people are left outside again

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Type in S o y burger

Never.

Maybe Chicagoans need to load their guns with Corona bullets.

Miami Virus

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Sorry guys I posted the old one!

2 days. We will see a doubling every 3 days for the next 2 weeks.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok, this happening isn't funny anymore
let's stop

Because the Orange man told them it was just a flu and car crashes are more dangerous

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GOP just lost Florida forever. It's boomer genocide.

You call them 'Kenyans'
She calls them 'Future Germans'

At least the numbers are not growing anymore.

S

Roasties can't even handle a few days knowing they can't get any cock, holy shit this is glorious.

not great not terrible

20th century communism gave you death by starvation
21st century communism gives you death by coronachan

It's less than yesterday but more than the 2 days before.

BBC withdrawal kills the stacy

>corona-chan patrolling thots
based virus

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>growth in cases is slowing day by day
>a significant majority of people gets infected with no to very mild symptoms which soon will be proven through blood tests
try again next year happeningfags

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Basado.

Checked

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Basedburger

BasedBurger
ONIONS.burger

lmao saved

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No he was boring as fuck yesterday and your language sounds worse than nails on a chalkboard.

BASED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And people were saying Italy was cured

**cough** **cough**

Nah, anins already prepped, let the ones who didn't listen get fuckdd

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Fucking this. Italy is pretty small (smaller than CA bit bigger than FL) If ~700 people were dying every day in my state from this I would shit myself.

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4-5 else to go from the socialist party in goverment front row... wew

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Surprise, turns out you can actually stop a war if the entire warzone is put under quarantine

Hell yes. They've finally moved their asses and is testing, can't wait to see americans crash and burn in the upcoming weeks.

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That's what happens when you have no hospital beds left you dumbfuck
What do you think the flatten the curve meme means

Italy still not at the peak

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>>growth in cases is slowing day by day
only in places under severe lockdown measures
just lift them, see what happens

Based and yuripilled

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That doesn't make sense though. There is absolutely no way in hell that chick didn't have a list of contacts that would have jumped at the chance.

Chick had to have been legit mentally ill.

NEVER
Go and listen to DeSantis' update earlier today. He doesn't think you can spread while asymptomatic, he doesn't think there are any cases outside SE florida, and even if there's widespread major infection he doesn't think a shutdown is warranted. He outright said that NY and CA did the wrong thing by ordering shelter-at-home.

"Don't let the cure be worse than the problem itself" is (besides being a dumber rephrasing of "don't let the cure be worse than the disease") code for "Fuck you, die for the stock market"

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ocвятил

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Who's scared?

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It's flat lining.

Happening over.

the fuck

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spain is probably gonna update and add some more in 1-2h. It was 4kish cases all day until the evening yesterday too

btw the last one on the right is actually the MOTHER of the PRESIDENT of Spain. And also infected.

make bread

Literal degenerates

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Oh shit the east coast and the south are super fucked aren't they?

Last I heard homicides were unaffected in Chicago.

Says the country with 350 people dead and 3 just recovered one of which was the first case from February.

>tfw comfiest general on 4chn is gonna last at least 18 months
feels good

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>What the FUCK is with all these cartoon girls eating hamburgers?
I know right? This is such a nothingburger!

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This is the first time Spain has more deaths than Italy in one day.

Kekd the other day I told a boomer his ass would be triaged by the shitskins he loves so much

People don't understand the repercussions of DeSantis (literally might as well be Trump) telling all of orange county and miami-dade etc. they can't leave their homes lmao. He let the Miami mayor make that decision. He let orange county enact it's own curfew. He told people over 65 to shelter in place.
All at once the cops would be completely overwhelmed with people disobeying it even just berniebros who aren't trying to really commit crimes

Remember the facts from 6 weeks ago that the MSM spammed. Blood on their hands.

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>she must’ve had serious mental health issues
>she
Well no shit leaf, they all do. Imagine if they were putting testosterone in the water instead of estrogen.

youtube.com/watch?v=oqvXquqTwoU

Black= Deaths
Red= ICU
Orange= In hospital with symptoms
Yellow= Positive but asymptomatic, self quarantine at home
Green= "Recovered"

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we need to reach n°1 before NY explodes

>>growth in cases is slowing day by day
>ignores biblical lockdowns not compatible with a functioning economy and society for long times

How would the orbiter get to the chick if its quarantine

Based.

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>high-functioning autism
what an absolute waste of a good gf

I hHAVE NOT SEEN ONE DEADER!
WHERE ARE ALL THESE DEAD PEOPLE?
ALL I SEE ARE DEAD DOGS AND DEAD BATS!

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They have over 3400 critical cases, and it's getting worse everyday.

Might want to update those numbers chief.

More like Italy is flat lining

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cant wait for /cvg/ #13029

Post more Corona-chan

There's still a ton of people going about in all of those countries.

Theres about 60M italians so it should be over in 100K days. Just hang on

>They include recovered for some reason
re-infected! aaaaaaaaa!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHA
GET FUCKED NIGGERS

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Cute for a Brit

Just walk in. The military isn't patrolling the damn streets.

Yeah. Last time it was this comfy was when ISIS was getting totally fucked over on /sg/

Italy’s rate of recovery is around 60%.

so either u have no symtoms or u have to go to hospital or die. wtf is this virus. does not make sense

>3500 people on ICU
Damn, I don't think we even have this many.

BASED

So is his wife

Does Biden have COVID-19?
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1242787050337832961?s=20

This china being china webms are the fucking best. Fucking animals with single digit IQs.

teller really let himself go

That's the whole point leaf, she's in quarantine, the cocks can't gain access.

Wow, 20,000 inbound, bois.

We have 500,000 ICU beds.

I predict in 2 weeks all countries will be on a downward trend
In 4 weeks some countries will reopen
In 2 months everything will be open again

except the USA though lol, these faggots will die in the hundreds of thousands

>indoors for a few days
>kill yourself

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>3.8 billion people on lockdown
>literally over half the planet
>”this is a nothingburger”

Nothingburger fags are presently at flat-earther levels of retardation and everyone laughs at you.

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Cheese pizza is cheese burger nowadays.

60 less than yesterday. I wouldn't say it's a significant reduction. But that's just like, my opinion man.

>We shouldn't enforce a curfew because people won't follow it!
That's why you put a curfew in place you fucking idiot.

>DeSantis just wants counties to do it so people don't freak out!
He's punting to localities so he doesn't have to take any heat for any blows to the economy in his next election. Don't pretend it's anything but selfish political maneuvering in a time of crisis.
Oh hey, and guess what, localities are fucking stupid and do-nothing and are looking to the Governor for guidance he won't give.

>living with grandma
>no computer it's at dad's place
>move into new place april 1st
ohnonono bros if Canada gets a lockdown I dunno how thry will let me grab my computer rent a uhaul and move into my new home. I'm worried the people at my new place will refuse to move too.

Out back in the state sanctioned mass graves

LMFAO, still 5k infected and over 600 dead, even with all the help.
How many days they held this number? Four days? Five days?

>>It's flat lining
>economy totally destroyed
>PM announce more severe fines instead of help from the gub
>Didn't even reach south
>Bamba supplies drying out

The cope

Brazil is probably next in life after the USA, preceded by Spain, and Italy.

I don't get it. Is it a notherburger?

I am not even sure.

How hard can it be cutting it with an angle grinder and not risk killing everyone around you?

CORONA CHAN IS A BUST
THEY SHOWED YOU A "DEAD" EPSTEIN BUT WON'T SHOW YOU DEADERS FROM CORONACHAN!
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She's at home in America not welded into a Chinese apartment.

Stop lying marcelo

guise shut down the world people are getting the seasonal flu!

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then all the countries have to shut down again because the second wave and no vaccine
start coping greekoid

They also have +3400 critical cases.

aren't they slowing down when they have 5k increase for several days?

kek

Yes, didn't even reach south italy where people do not give a shit about laws

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Italy has plateaued.

>muh exponential growth

It's over, doombrains.

Don't be a mutt.

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>try again next year
no probremu, our Chink overlords are already working on it

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NEETs really are superior compared to the normies outsides. It's just us inside and them out there.

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Are you ready for the lack of food, /cvg/?
msn.com/en-us/finance/markets/countries-are-starting-to-hoard-food-threatening-global-trade/ar-BB11EY3M
>Kazakhstan, one of the world’s biggest shippers of wheat flour, banned exports of that product along with others, including carrots, sugar and potatoes. Serbia has stopped the flow of its sunflower oil and other goods. Russia is leaving the door open to shipment bans and said it’s assessing the situation weekly.
>Though food supplies are ample, logistical hurdles are making it harder to get products where they need to be as the coronavirus unleashes unprecedented measures, panic buying and the threat of labor crunches.
if you are green, you are ok

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They will be in full "I am Legend" mode talking to mannequins about how they knew the virus was a nothingburger

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Czeching those trips of truth

lol laffin at you

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Statistical variance. It'll take a couple more days of sustained decline to say that things really are improving.

We have heard of cases were the incubation period was 2 weeks. Maybe this is far more prevalent than we think and all these asymptomatic will eventually need treatment.

We've seen ded and dying corona victims thi retard
You've been saying that since last week

Well she has some "charge" at some african help shit or something like that so I count her as in the goverment

Nice.

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holy shit i'm so bored i've been staring out of my window at the street looking at a fucking cat lay down in the shades and chase bugs for an hour

>tfw lockdowned with stepsister and stepmother while their both ovulating and won't leave me alone
fml

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lmao

the fuck happened here

Because growthrate stopped last week.

I fucking hate open book exams
I just end up doubting myself and checking every answer and fuck my timing up

Some of those countries produce only stuff like cheese and grapes. But food is food.

twitter.com/friendlydad7/status/1239647765371580416

Terapia intensiva = ICU
So it's at 3489 in Italy as of today
Nope, Italy is just blowing up, they're reopening hospitals that were closed down due to budget cuts
Entire hospital wings are now Covid only
And it's a fucking mess
There are also cases of non-medical hospital higher ups keeping ffp3 masks instead of handing them out to doctors and nurses

Okay this is lit.

he was damm hairy

Fox10 Virtual Town Hall featuring Trump and more:
youtube.com/watch?v=wy3NrqNN9uU

Notable timestamps:
3m36s:
>"the problem being obviously the problem"
>what did he mean by this
4:17s:
>flu numbers are much worse and we don't shut down the country over that
>car accidents are even worse and we're not asking factories to stop making cars
10m11s:
>we've had 1293012380123 flu victims per year and didn't shut down
>muh economy
>muh gdp
>we've had flus before
>we've had viruses before
>just socially distance and work harder lmao
>just clean your hands five times more than you're used to bro
>"a recession will have more suicide-related deaths than an unleashed pandemic"
13m35s:
>WE'VE HAD HORRIBLE FLUS
>THIRTY SIX THOUSAND PEOPLE DEATH DEATH
>never closed country
37m40s:
>we've never closed the country before and we've had some pretty bad flus and viruses

So now boomers are spouting even more that "IT'S JUST A FLU WE WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK".

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>except the USA though lol, these faggots will die in the hundreds of thousands
well, the USA has ~330 million people, so hundreds of thousands would be about right.

Nerve gas

Except for the wheat we're ok.

It's not over unfortunately, they have +3400 critical cases.

No, daily worldwide cases increase everyday. Check worldometers

Just did a quick search on google.
We have 16.000 ICU beds. From which 95% are ALREADY IN USE.
The government is buying 2.000 extra ones to combat coronavirus.

CORONA CHAN IS A MASSIVE PROPAGANDA OPS BY GLOBALIST ELITE FAGGOTRY

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2 and half days.

You will get the #1 spot on Friday and then the US will take over from the weekend and never be caught

Fucking worthless leaf, she's in the UK retard.

If you aren't locked-down with young kids, you're in easy mode.

My guess I they're reaching capacity, they might start doing presumptive cases like China did after a while. Remember when China was locked at 3k a day?

You should get ready for phase two bro

>In Broward
>Immunocompromised
>Work at "health facility" with no PPE
>headaches, chest tightness, shortness of breath
>coworkers out with fevers
I'm gonna die. Thanks DeSantis. Thanks Kim Rivers.

KEK

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No just advanced dementia
The coofs are just there to buy him up because he keeps spacing out

That is ONE HELL OF A SPREAD.

NOW WE HAVE THIS AMD JUST THAT.

>Because growthrate stopped last week.

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Biden needs to get tested

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Then post caps, faggot.

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Kek burger education

The healthcare system in the north already collapsed

It's just an excuse for protectionism, idiot

This guy is actually fuckass backwards retarded.

i hope jussie is ok :\

Your search is incorrect. And those are no longer in use, they are mostly for post-operatory procedures, which are being cleared.

Once again, the liberal system tries to sell the state of complacency as a state of normalcy.

...

You are forgetting the 3rd world countries like Mexico and India. They will be just like the US too

Nice bait chang

delusional moron

They’re not blood user.

>death
>making small talk with boomer parents for a couple weeks
She did nothing wrong

This took place in Hong Kong during the protests. Green Shirt Guy is a pro-China guy being angry towards some pro-democracy Hong Kong citizens. The argument got heated.

You need to keep the tin foil hat on all times, burger

based and redpilled lookner

>mfw Rome falls about once a millennia now

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Mutt.

>tfw lockdowned with stepsister
you know what to do

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i wonder what happened to all those asylum seekers that were crossing the eu borders before corona. they were in the news every day before corona but now no one talks about them and i cant believe that they stopped coming

Self test kits imminent according to dr. Birx Brickhead

>Protectionism
>In exportations

*Buy him time

Sounds like a made-up story, source?

>Because growthrate stopped last week.
that’s just not true

His neck most probably snapped when he got hit. Check the replay.

I want to lick the sweat off her ass cheeks

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>“hurr durr”

Explain yourself toothpaste.

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Sisterfister 2: Second Impact

Lookner is a fucking moron. Why is he popular on here?

In Italy, I said.

whores LITERALLY on suicide watch now

>mfw

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>Africa can't even produce their own damn FOOD
Fucking heck just destroy that whole worthless place.

lmao rekt

Context - he's a CCP shill who was chasing after HK protestors and telling them that they weren't Chinese. They said "yes, we're Hong Kong" and lit him up.

>while their both ovulating
wew lad

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????

There comes a point where I'm not even sure what kind of statement people are trying to make