What does the average breakfast look like for users of Yas Forums ?

I eat a bowl of oatmeal since 2013

Love it
I stirred my coffee with the spoon, it's beside it

nice

Any British man who does not recognise this as the national breakfast, will be hunted.

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Do you activate your almonds?

Dafuqs that

Biscuits ?

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Every time

ITT: glowniggers try and get Yas Forumslacks to doxx themselves.

That looks like something one would feed a horse.

How do you get your coffee to look like that colour? Mine always looks so depressing.

I have only ONE meal a day and usually have it around noon. This meal sustains me until the following day and as a result I've lost tons of weight and feel a lot more energetic and comfortable.

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It's called weetabix. You have it in a bowl with milk and then you add two teaspoons of sugar.

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Usually just a coffee

Oh hey. NEETabix. Fucking horrid stuff.

Weetabix or whatever it's called.

The dried up poop shaped porridge that tastes like nothing at all.

Ice water, espresso, blueberries, raw almonds, vitamins, sometimes yogurt.

I ususlly have pic related.

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coffee with one teaspoon milk, onions crackers and a banana.

CHEERS
Meds
Its Chemex, slow pourover and beans ground right before pouring

Looks like bangers and mash lad, good choice. Just needs beans.

What kind of gay puts oatmeal on a chopping block to take a picture of it and show others
Nice photo ma’am

This is my breakfest every day: 2 eggs, 2 dl of oats, seeds (pumpking sesame rapeseed), raspberry jam.. almond milk.

Freshly ground and brewed black coffee.

Based
Now I’m hungry

>>yogurt
>>fork
>I don't cross the pedestrian crossing until the light is green
kraut autism at his peak
you can turn the fork over and use it as a spoon
kraut education everyone

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You can survive on ONE meal a day if you eat good protein. I don't need a lot of carbs but I simply can't go without eating meat.

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i eat once a day and its usually like rice and veggies or a lot of fruit

Based

Unironically inferior to weetabix.

I eat the same thing every morning. Vanilla yogurt, bagel with cream cheese and a 5 hour energy or gfuel.

Rich people

>t. rich person who owns lots of thick wooden chopping boards

Sausages?
Ohhh ok I seen this shit around
Incredible

Weetabix isn't real food. You MUST nourish yourself with real food or you risk getting ass cancer.

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>eating on a board
hipster retard

I have stopped going to the store, so my breakfast is bacon, eggs, and bread. Bacon keeps really well, and the grease can be used to cook eggs and make bread. I make flat bread with bacon grease, flour and salt.

Except, you know, the tines. With the gaps. Leaking yogurt everywhere. I'm guessing your Parisan. The worst type of Frenchmen. Utterly inability to look at anything from a logical perspective like a woman.

Faggot.

I prefer pic related

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Real men fast 16 hours a day to really boost the metabolism and test

>you can turn the fork over and use it as a spoon
Been there, done that. Doesn't work.

>leaf
>real men
Ok cunt.

>bowl of cum
>turds
Looks like a gay orgy.

Sauce?

i bought this at my Trader Joes after seeing a brit use it as his username for years in a multiplayer game i played

stuff is good but they came in PFCA-lined plastic wrapper. Do you have any idea how bad that shit is for you?

Not op but, I do this every day. Usually on a small cutting board instead of a plate then that onto a tray. Ima fancyboi and I like a fancy tray of various snacks. Opnisma boss

I have two other meals to eat the "real food".
>lunch
>dinner

Sausage and meat in general is my comfort food. I would normally go out to eat for my ONE meal a day plan but ever snce this corona shit sprung up on us I didn't want to risk it. Normally a meal from a restaurant would look something like this. Wholesome and comforting.

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>that breakfast saves you from ass cancer
You’re in for a surprise

>I don't cross the pedestrian crossing until the light is green
Non-Germanics do that?

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>taking pictures of your meals and posting it to the internet
c r i n g e

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>Real men fast 16 hours a day
That's why Christians are supposed to fast half the year, fren.

YOU are gonna get ass cancer eating all that fried greasy garbage

>And just so this stays on topic, do you believe said breakfast influenced your political beliefs.
holy fucking christ faggot are you cumdrunk

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Do you count your calories? That's a nightmare to count right there

You will never know the joy of cevapcici and yogurt. I pity you, plebbeian.

No, what does it do?

>Looks like a gay orgy.
How would you know?

>not taking pictures of your big mac
yikes

2-3 1x1 inch squares of dark chocolate
10-20 raw almonds
sliced apple, sometimes single banana, or other raw fruit
black coffee

been my go-to for years, occasionally augmented if i'm hungover

In need at least 12 for it to stave off hunger until lunch. Microwaved with sugar.

>cumdrunk
A little

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This is your breakfast.

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Red bull and a lucky strike

Chonki

One 2000 calorie meal around 4pm. I get full as fuck and take a nap then to back to sleep at midnight. Wake up 5am well rested.

Haven’t got a picture, so just imagine this:

Porridge made with milk, a little cacao powder mixed in, also blueberries and nuts.

A mug of coffee.

I personally believe it is the most redpilled breakfast imaginable.

Is that a garbage plate?

Also, who /intermittent fasting/ here?

That webm kek

Honestly, you slap a piece of meat between two pieces of bread I would happily consume it and feel full and satisfied for the rest of the day. Eating shit weetabix for sustenance is pure lunacy.

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based

>pump king
>rape seed
kek

This is what ww2 era men ate. Based.

Garbage plate. Except you picked dirt as your protein.

google it bro. Also bing and yandex so you get multiple sources for your info.

Eggs toast fruit sometimes some bacon too

There used to be this British restaurant near me that served smashing fry-ups but they closed and now I can't get any ;^(

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yup!
it's fucking delicious..

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I prefer coffee (a lot) and double up the number if lucky strikes, and then I will not deliberately try to kill anyone

You’re done by 60 with that. Adios.

Based.
One question I ask myself is whether you limeys always finish your breakfast entirely, in one attempt.
I remember when I was in highschool my English teacher told the class how she visited England and was never able to finish breakfast.

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Damn that looks good. I gotta find a place that serves a traditional English.

Looks like some sort of crap with a giant shit on top.

I would rather go back to sleep

God I wish that were me

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While my school’s dining halls were still open:
Four hash brown triangles
Four sausage links
Two biscuits
Copious amounts of ketchup
Yeah I’d have to say there was a political statement to be made, always got looks from the ketchup but made it a point to get more next time

Redneck detected
Beautiful
Lmao, true
Looks weird tho
Making us look bad
Nice
Boss
Love it

Damn that sounds good honestly

A cup of coffee, three cigarettes and a vigorous fap session.

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I shall call this an unidentified poutine object until you tell me what it is.

Yet here you are commenting on it lmao

Look man, I don't always eat like that but I prefer it because it makes me feel good and energized. I've tried eating oatmeal every morning and before noon I craved food again. Do I like oatmeal? sure, if dressed properly with bananas and walnuts it can be appetizing and it also helps me defecate but I much prefer eating MEAT.

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>breakfast: nothing
>lunch: selection of grilled meat, tatters and grilled vegetables
>dinner: same as lunch

Seig Wegman

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looks good to me, please don't tell my doctor I wrote that.

Is that a serving for one or do you have to share?

I love lunch meat

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>British
>Food

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>red neck who isn’t a hipster fag

Yes

>I eat my breakfast on a wooden cutting board. That means it's healthy

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It's called a garbage plate. Regional American specialty from Rochester, New York.

Yes, but it takes practice
You don't get a PEAK PERFORMANCE English phisique by skipping baked beans day

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Not sure, that isn't me literal fry up. Go to England and get one, I wish I could but I'd have to cross the fucking Atlantic ocean. They're based.

right here bro, /if/ is pretty neat. doing only one meal a day

It's a garbage plate.
Cheap, good eats!

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What time do you have, I want to live!

goddamn I miss wegmans

Nice, but pretty sure Sriracha on a full English is unnecessary.

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> breakfast
Wut?

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Wegmans misses you too

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I've unironically drunk energy drinks for breakfast for the last 8 years

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Even worse, I would move, and sleep(and other things) elsewhere

Two eggs, scrambled in a small amount o butter, with green onions, light cream, and Cajun seasoning, topped with a small amount of hot sauce

Three strips of bacon, cooked in an oven.

Big glass of water.

>omg your cholesterol

Unlike the rest of you faggots I actually go to the doctor for “wellness visits” and not just when I’m sick. My cholesterol is fine because dietary cholesterol isn’t tied directly to blood cholesterol.

This right here, its somtimes your just to busy

>newfags aren't checking digits
Lemme get that for you, king.

I dont eat breakfast but that looks like a nice breakfast, dont forget some water tho.

My breakfast is coffee and a joint and i eat while i prep the kitchen in the shop

YES LAD

I try to maintain a 50's MRE diet. Today was instant coffee in a tin mug, canned chili and some instant eggs. Also an unfilitered Camel and half of an American made milk chocolate bar.

Usually just scrambled eggs with salt + pepper and a slice of provolone with a slice of toast.
Sometimes it's an omelette with garden variety vegetables and Swiss or provolone.
Other times it's quiche - that'll last for 2-3 days too.
When I'm feeling up to it though, I'll treat myself to eggs benedict. It's my favorite breakfast of all-time, but I think I'd die of heart disease by the time I hit my late 40s if I ate it every morning.

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>green onions
They're called spring onions

Pic related

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What's a 'breakfast' ?

Pic related is a typical breakfast for a Costa Rican. Most people drink coffee in the morning, even kids.

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based
I usually have a mass gainer shake (1000cal) and a bang after my morning workout

Don't worry, they've cut a fuck ton of costs so all their shit is just onions laden garbage.

What do you think they spray on every pan in the deli / takeout section ?
What kind of lecithin do you think is in all their bread ?

Also its been atleast a decade since they started skimping the chicken tender sub with some weak heavy breading no meat bullshit.

Goybeans should unironically be wiped off the face of the earth

>What does the average breakfast look like for users of Yas Forums ?
Usually just bread with gouda cheese. Sometimes with mettwurst or eggs (fried or boiled) on the side. Other days I just skip breakfast and eat lunch earlier (but still at midday so it isn't brunch), then eat dinner a bit later and finish the day with supper.

Breakfast is for losers. Intermittent Fasting for superior health.