/CVG/ - cORONA vIRUS gENERAL #2530 - lockdown editions

Why cant the virus spread on food? How is it that restaraunts stay open when that seems like an obvious vector for transmission.
STOP GETTING FAST FOOD DELIVERED FFS

WHY IS EVERYONE HESITATING ON TESTING NOW? THIS JUST MEANS TWO THINGS:

EITHER THE VIRUS IS DYING OFF OR ITS ACTUALLY GETTING WORSE

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godspeed corona chan!

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italy numbers?

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>Nooo, I have to stay in my comfy home, not go to work and still get paid. Noooooo, I don't have to go to class, this is literally the worst. I am shaking and crying

Still more threads than daily deaths.
Happening is over.

Soon

Did I win spot the chink?

Look like CCP is not going to lie too long!

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600 dead in Lombardy

Who is this boy and why does he look retarded?

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Everything is gonna be back to normal by June

anything good behind the premium paywall? mostly into amateur stuff i'm bored af

Happening over.

Stocks are up, people are realising this isn't as big deal as it seems.

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It's much worse but MAGA man wants you to go back to work wagey

500k soon

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I find it hard to believe noone has those pastebin greentexts. Come on pals, im bored at work

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Everyone ordering in food must either be a smoothbrain or a "muh economy" person, so it's win-win if they get corona.

PLEASE STOP CORONA CHAN I WANT TO GO BACK TO UNIVERSITY I'M TIRED OF SHITPOSTING ALL DAY ON Yas Forums

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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user, I...

Thank you for finally correcting that, hope most of the fuckwads here go first

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sounds like she has a cock stuck down her throat.
hope she dies of corona or at least anything else at all before she gets the chance to have any children.

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Rate my new PrEP boys

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how can anyone look at this and say
>yes china has been very transparent and their numbers are accurate

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Pray to survibe the purge fellow mutts, it's the only way.

Or live in a state with few big cities, and get lucky

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Today I'll make pasta in your honor, pastabros. Pls stay safe

Reminder that India now has literal thot patrols that whip people (mostly women) that dont follow the rules of the lockdown

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visir.is/g/202025869d/sottvarnalaeknir-segir-hugmynd-laeknanna-a-nordausturhorni-landsins-oraunhaefa
>doctors in the northeastern parts of Iceland go "yo, how about we just uhm prevent people from driving through these towns of ours to severely reduce the chance of coronavirus infections appearing here"
>upon hearing this the chief epidemiologist kvetches and says that this would achieve nothing and would only delay the epidemic
Why do boomers want to spread this disease so bad when they're the ones who suffer the most from it?

I don't get it

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The lootings in Muttxico have started.
reddit.com/link/fosgnu/video/38rw5kcgauo41/player

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REMEMBER

YOU ARE HERE

FOREVER

Chadicide, faggots who feel more comfortable in public places get the rope.

>Nothingburger, says increasingly nervous man

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 60,162 (810) Spain 47,610 (3,434) Germany 35,740 (186) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 10,537 (149) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,227 (433) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Norway 3,034 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Canada 2,892 (28) Sweden 2,526 (44) Australia 2,431 (9) Brazil 2,274 (47) Israel 2,170 (5) Turkey 1,874 (44) Malaysia 1,796 (20) Denmark 1,715 (34) Czech Republic 1,497 (5) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Ecuador 1,173 (28) Chile 1,142 (3) Pakistan 1,022 (8) Poland 957 (13) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (14) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Greece 821 (22) Indonesia 790 (58) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (1) Philippines 636 (38) Singapore 631 (2) India 606 (10) Slovenia 528 (5) Panama 443 (8) Egypt 442 (21) Croatia 442 (1) Bahrain 419 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) United States +5,306 (+30) Spain +5,552 (+443) Germany +2,749 (+27) Iran +2,206 (+143) Switzerland +660 (+27) South Korea +100 (+6) United Kingdom +150 (+11) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Norway +168 (+2) Portugal +633 (+10) Canada +100 (+2) Sweden +227 (+4) Australia +114 (+1) Brazil +27 (+1) Israel +240 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+4) Denmark +124 (+2) Czech Republic +103 (+2) Ecuador +91 (+1) Chile +220 (+1) Pakistan +50 (+1) Poland +56 (+3) Romania +112 (+2) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Greece +78 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Philippines +84 (+3) Slovenia +48 (+1) Panama (+2) Egypt +40 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Estonia +35 (+1) Dominican Republic +80 (+4) Argentina (+2) Serbia +81 (+1) Iraq +30 (+2) Algeria +38 (+2) Lithuania +46 (+2) Hungary +39 (+1) Macedonia +29 (+1) Tunisia +59 (+1) Ukraine +14 (+1) Azerbaijan +6 (+1) Afghanistan +10 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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There's not gonna be a return to "normal" life after all this is finished, Mario, get real

Sounds like he wants to do the herd immunity approach.
Have fun, Iceland.

>Virgin Black """Death""" did not kill a single reigning monarch in a decade, and that was when every single country was a monarchy
>Chad Covid starts infecting monarchs within a month of arriving to Europe, and that is when only like 7 monarchies are left on the continent
weak

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>tfw no quarantine gf titties to suck

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CDC said so. My speculation: as we hit higher and higher numbers, the small number of tests will be reserved for hospitalized cases only when tests to confirm will help to narrow treatment. The faster they can test negative on someone, the faster they can remove precautions and save PPE. As more and more subclinical cases show up, we'll burn through stock too quickly at previous standards.

It's a little truth leaking in as reality confronts lies and misdirection.

ESTONIA 1 DEATH

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Fuck that they clog up the system for the rest of us. Retards eating fast food shit up a fine hospital because they wanted their fucking tendies

Honest question for nothingburgerfags:

If you think this is a hoax, than why do you spend so much of your time spamming these threads? Specifically the ones who aren't being paid to (i.e. shills.)

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Please stop with that autism pollak

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nice digits
!

why aren't chinks nuked yet?

41 year old dead in Greece. Hospitalized in ICU, no previous conditions.
Fucking hell this shit is serious

From today's report from the European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control:
>Incubation period: Current estimates suggest a median incubation period from five to six days for COVID-19, with a range from one to up to 14 days. A recent modelling study confirmed that it remains prudent to consider
the incubation period of at least 14 days
I've always used 14 days for incubation plus 7 days for developing serious diseases, and hence 21 days from lockdowns to the period when the effects of lockdowns start to provide reliable data.
>recent review of 12 modelling studies reports the mean R0 at 3.28, with a median of 2.79.
R0 is proportional to the contact rate and will vary according to the local situation. Further research is needed to get a more accurate estimate of R0 in the various outbreak settings

REMINDER:

Lying and hiding cases led to the Spanish Flu becoming the epidemic it was. America is fucked if we're dishonest to rush heading back to work.

Then they're just going to erase all the "good will" they attempted to buy with stealing American funded N95 masks and redistributing them to people that say nice things about china.

>balding
what are they feeding her

if i ever see this dude in real life i will spit in his face. but im also not convinced he's a real person and not some sort of weird machine learning bot account or something

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
NOT MY PERFECT CHINESE RESPONSE TO THE OUTBREAK NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Everyone's hoping the virus does that first

they're so perfect

>pornhub free worldwide now
thank you coronachan

>chink

I can't even look at them the same anymore

they literally have nothing else to do because they're on lockdown
completely missing the point that locked down places will be hit less, making it seem like less of a deal

Insects.

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Italian numbers when

Are face masks a key word for something else? Germany is constantly plagued by muh six million

>Li Keqiang
He'll be sleeping with the fishes soon. Swimming in the bat soup.

impossible, Corona loves poll and want you to stay here
FOREVER

does pornhub premium even have anything good on it?

london airports closed
did the drone guy come back?

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DESIGNATED
SHITTING
CIRCLES

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Got save Italy. All those poor old people dying alone. Horrific. Meanwhile people my age are spitting on old people. I'm ashamed to be young.

Can't have the goyim making babies now

degenerate tomboy

Funny because delaying the epidemic is the whole point of all of these shutdown and isolation measures.

The chief epidemiologist is likely beholden to other officials who care more about economic fallout than lives of their citizens. Your local governments should consider taking measures into their own hands.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT NIGGER GIMME THE SOURCE NAO

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>FUTURE MARKETS
Poland (-1.03%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (+0.07%) Austria (+1.60%) Germany (+1.92%) Italy (+2.27%) Netherlands (+2.78%) Russia (+2.87%) China (+3.45%) Australia (+3.54%) Switzerland (+3.64%) Taiwan (+3.55%) Hong Kong (+3.69%) Spain (+4.35%) France (+4.58%) Japan (+4.34%) South Africa (+4.81%) United States (+4.92%) South Korea (+5.16%) United Kingdom (+5.62%) India (+5.99%) Singapore (+6.85%) Brazil (+7.95%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-10%) Beijing (-6%) Wuhan (-2%) New Delhi (-41%) Dubai (-22%) Moscow (-42%) Rome (-40%) Milan (-38%) Berlin (-36%) Munich (-37%) Brussels (-45%) Paris (-47%) Madrid (-13%) Barcelona (-24%) London (-45%) Johannesburg (-29%) Sao Paulo (-37%) Buenos Aires (-19%) New York (-29%) Washington (-15%) Miami (-17%) Toronto (-23%) Chicago (-18%) Houston (-14%) Mexico City (-32%) Los Angeles (-45%) Seattle (-35%) Barcelona (-24%) London (-44%) Johannesburg (-3%) Sao Paulo (-35%) Buenos Aires (-20%) New York (-28%) Washington (-15%) Miami (-17%) Toronto (-23%) Chicago (-18%) Houston (-13%) Mexico City (-31%) Los Angeles (-45%) Seattle (-36%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) Brazil (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Poland (37m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Philippines (13m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Czech Republic (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Denmark (5m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m)…

>FULL LISTS
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>her

Corona-chan fears the florida man.

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10 minutes

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nevermind, i found it.

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I predicted Florida before the super bowl.

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Yas Forums should sing a song about coronachan.

Why do humans cook?

Update for WHO recap
>Update for WHO recap
Update for WHO recap
>Update for WHO recap

it'll be out late, have to start my shift early today, I'll try to write the recap inbetween calls.

The absolute state of chinkoids.

Checked and it does seem like states are hiding cases to attempt preventing mass panic.

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>tfw corona-chan is so powerful, the elites piss their fucking pants and bail to their underground bunkers within the first 2 months

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What's the deal with asians and perfect perky tiddies?

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Imagine what will happen when all the crack and meth heads in Florida start getting it.
How will that be for comorbidity.

>United States 60,162 (810)
Still more threads than Deaths in the US

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Go to pornhub.com
Tho, most of the stuff on the premium section is horrible. But now I can look at VR tits in HD

Should i buy a bow?

>china trying hard to lie
>china exposes china on lying
holy kek

can confirm, all corona countries get free premium until 24th of April or smth like that

Have you tried squinting?

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Pornography is a form of political control

Good, kill off all the old jews and boomers.
That would be doing us a favor.

twitter.com/Pornhub/status/1242264770071465984
oi vey
pretty much

When they have tits they're great

china... home :)

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so why did we (a bunch of internet nerds) predict this better then the entire ruling and political class of the planet?

>both 6TBs already full

Well, shit....

Nice teemo hat

looking forward to it

Can i have a list on the other things china have lied about?

Get fucked normie.

>Higher ACE2 (angiotensin converting enzyme II) gene expression may be linked to higher susceptibility to SARSCoV-2. It has been shown that ACE2 expression in lung tissues increases with age, tobacco use and with some types of antihypertensive treatment. These observations might explain the vulnerability of older people, tobacco users/smokers and those with hypertension; they also highlight the importance of identifying smokers as a potential vulnerable group for COVID-19

>olympics got postponed? Start the testing.

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Asian women do plenty of manual works so it train their body.

SARS never disappeared, it just kept mutating until the day Corona was spawned

Normies break down
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>reddit.com/link/fosgnu/video/38rw5kcgauo41/player
The hell kinda useless shit did they just steal...? Looks like cigarettes..?

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Herd immunity approach
>healthcare around the country gets saturated
>people die
>immunity is achieved in the end but at great cost
Delaying the virus approach
>Have to deal with lockdowns for longer, economy suffers more
>more time to wait for treatment options to appear
>immunity is achieved in the end (but at a great cost to the economy?)

The latter option makes infinitely more sense, I don't get why these healthcare """""""""""professionals""""""""""""""" can't see that

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SARS

Mexico didn't have laws before, it still doesn't have laws now. What did you expect.

Oh, I really thought you were a lady this whole time
Why do you have that brush Mr. man?

We didn't. We just chose to listen to the shitload of medical/infectious disease experts, and not worry about "muh markets/elections."

>nooooo i must stay at home the horror

reckon it'd be easier to tell you what they didn't lie about desu.

the dogs smelled the scent of death emanating from those chinksects, RIP

>politburo still finds a way to fight itself
Pottery. I sure love the communist utopia!

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Italy numbers when?

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>what if we just... keep not testing?

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I have a genuine question about the economy. Did the stocks crash during the Spanish flu as well?

Now is not the time to name names!

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The most based virus and waifu of all
Literally who can even top that? Thank you Corona-chan keep on killing boomers and niggers and NWO niggers

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You are here forever

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They knew they just wanted to keep the means of production open for a while longer

>5 head
>cute hands
>probably cute feet
>perflat
>stupid liberal views
She is perfect I want to wife her so she can have 12 kids and I can environmentally charged conversations with her where I lead every single bad thing that happens to being the Jews fault.

Imagine the sex as you agree with her that bugs are a better source of protein but disagree with her on a fundamental level because the reasons for eating them are all wrong.

She's legal in my state fuck off glowniggers.

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>criticize any health officer decision or mayor
>hundreds of angry comments lile "Are you a doctor? PHD? Disease donkey sucker? STFU"
have normies always been so trusting of what other people tell them?

How does one "train their titties"?

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He’s actually a really big guy, like 6’7” or something.

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broken clock is right twice a decade

better

Hey BR bro how are you holding? There was an article in argie media of a journalist living in Rio and how he got Corona but was refuse testing and only got a negative on 21 strains of flu (which was basically if you don't have any of this you most likely have Corona) and then send home with Novalgina.

bless your heart.

3 minutes

We need a category 5 hurricane direct hit right now

will you fuckers STOP POSTING IMAGE REPLIES for every inane comment you make so that my post can be better seen!

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Vegan "food"

>so why did we (a bunch of internet nerds) predict this better then the entire ruling and political class of the planet?
because the ruling class and elites 1) have no integrity, and 2) they aren't very bright, and they are easily led by money, which is why the Money chooses them to be candidates.

>tfw happy I dropped fucking uni and I have corona-chan as an excuse
Just comfy remote work, saved time and money in travel, work in underwear drinking beer, more time for myself, best pandemia ever.

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keep us posted, pastabro

didnt this mf almost die from the flu?

Corona-chan worship cult represent

@250145539
no
also i wont even give you a (you)

There are no survivors

Yeah he's so strong

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Yas Forums is always right

FLORIDA LOCKDOWN WHEN
FUCK YOU DESANTIS

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youtube.com/watch?v=a5r-XsD0KMw

LIVE

>LIVE

LIVE

>LIVE

>soda

shit-tier

this
I'm like fucking Nostradamus to my family now. Even had the uk lockdown date weeks ago. All I did was read people who know and ignore bullshitters.

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No shit. Our 7th death was 53. Our 9th death was not revealed but confirmed "young". Our 10th death was 37.

>yfw 90 minute commute to Uni
>can now chill at home waiting for the Zoom session to start

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>IT'S CORONA TIME!
>hhEYY IT'S CORONA TIME rRIGHT NOW!!!

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we, as many countries, dont have tests for everybody who reaches the hospitals.
priority is for severe cases

i love you corona chan
pls dont kill my dad

>UK numbers 3 hours late
incompetent fucks

The cope

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>If I can't pay the rent
Remind me why people are paying attention to a poorfag again?

Why is this old man telling random stories?

>Different levels of environmental contamination have been described in rooms of COVID-19 patients, ranging from 1 positive out of 13 samples to 13 out of 15 samples testing positive for SARS-CoV-2 before cleaning. No air samples were positive in these studies, but one sample from an air exhaust outlet was positive indicating, according to the authors, that virus particles may be displaced by air and deposited on surfaces [69,70].
>In a study of environmental contamination in a Chinese hospital during the COVID-19 outbreak, SARS-CoV-2 was detected in environmental samples from intensive care units (ICU) dedicated to COVID-19 care, a COVID-19-dedicated obstetric isolation ward, and a COVID-19-dedicated isolation ward. SARS-CoV-2 was also detected on objects such as the self-service printers used by patients to self-print the results of their exams, desktop keyboards and doorknobs. Virus was detected most commonly on gloves (15.4% of samples) but rarely on eye protection devices (1.7%) [72]. This evidence indicates that fomites may play a role in transmission of SARS-CoV-2 but the relative importance of this route of transmission compared to direct exposure to respiratory droplets is still unclear.

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Corona-chan is literally one of the best happenings and may probably be our last if she continues to keep growing. /comfy/ at home playing ff12, free pornhub, boomers niggers governments (((them))) dying left and right. Sending the normies into a global state of panic and devastation. This may possibly be the best year in my lifetime

>WE NOW CHINA VS INDIA

China never stop to find new opponent doesn't it!

twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1242683832278515717

what's wrong with her lips and nose?
does she have corona?

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>those perfect lips

mark my worls illitaly will just hold fingers up to signal the numbers

I bought 20 6-pack cases of coke zero 750ml bottles. I drink 3-4 of them a day or 3 liters of coke zero.

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hey bud if my mom dies can you pick up my valium script?
spacecoast here

They are just being retarded faggots for (you)s. They pretend to be chink shills too. And stupid ass anons give them those (you)s that give them thrills to their micropenises, fueling the cycle

> perfect for dick sucking, I tell you that

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General physical exercise can lead to firm breasts. Since the traditional Asian women are expected to do most of the housework, they are more physically fit than your average American women.

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lads the trend has not broken and we are still increasing. i have seen numerous italians try to say that "the total cases are coming down" (reminder: in italy, statistics 1 is a END LEVEL [senior] MATHS COURSE).

how do we explain to them that this is not true?

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What the hell is this?

non rompere il cazzo che si sta bene con le lezioni online ma sei scemo ?

Its called normalizing. People have normalized this now - wait for the next week for shit to hit the fan, we're 3 weeks locked down - do you think that at the end of it the virus is going away?

If you do you are a retard who needs to die in the 1st wave and clean up the genepool from your abominable chromosomes

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In Communist China,
Robber don't steal money, they steal dog.

How many are you testing per day?

Western states and their institutions have been hollowed out

And being a diplomat, the 10th guy probably got the best care available.... relative to our country that is.
Shit's not looking good.

This world has a place for only one monarch

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>imagine being scared of something as healthy and natural as masturbation

China vs India has been a thing for five thousand years

Built for highly melanated phallus

>florida lockdown when
Never. The governor refuses and has literally said in today's press conference that he thinks NY and California did the wrong thing by ordering a shelter-at-home.

Expect mass casualties.

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NUKE CHINA

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the indian superpower

I’m pretty sure that’s a jap, and more for me then!

What a bitch. Couldn't even go over to a corner. No, the fucking cunt just had to do it right out in the open. Also, checked.

Number of people being tested has gone down.
Easier to report fewer numbers that way.
That's why the US is pushing hard for the same approach, once things start to drop they'll officially go "look, lower numbers, quarantine's cancelled"

574 dead.

Oh Boy
Today no updates

The chief of the civil guard is sick (fever) and so are his closest colleagues

cases: everyone
dead: everyone

757 dead.

+2000

>4000 new cases
>500 new deaths

~7000
~800

1. if they don't understand exponential equations, they just won't understand.
2. 0.000002% (rounding up) of the US population has died.
The world should be following S. Korea's lead.

Here there will be no more lessons this year.

It will take a while for schools to open again in Italy, user...

Lombardy deaths rise
Non-Lombardy deaths lower

overall 710

BASED, FUCK NIGGERS

Any niggers here? Haha fuck you, you'll always be a nigger no matter what

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> that postponing

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BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

ITALY CIVIL PROTECTION REGISTERS

>5.210 NEW CASES AND >683 NEW DEATHS

RAISING TOTAL TO >74.386 CASES AND >7.503 DEATHS

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

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I think between 4.500 and 7.500

Italy numbers will go down, screencap this schizos.
You will read them and weep soon enough.

DeSantis said today that NY and Cali did the wrong thing by ordering Shelter-at-home and that people will never follow orders and it just makes everything worse.

He's not going to order a shutdown no matter how bad this gets. Money is more important than lives.

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I remember posting here when we had like 1 case in the US and retards thinking it only afflicted Asians

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Religious worship of a stupid graph

deaths are declining, death rate is dropping fast

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Come on anin, he strongly recommend people to be responsible, that should solve it

4000 cases
600 dead

5900 new 650 dead

Hint, it’s the second one

I dont understand what theyre saying

Based

DAMN
she got some force on that.

mine just kinda plops out. how did she do that?

6 gorillion revived

Sure thing bud, we are all in this hell together

>healthy and natural
>masturbation

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FRIENDLY REMINDER
>FRIENDLY REMINDER

Chinks are harboring shitloads of diseases and they have no intention of stopping

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What is this?

she is

I don't want to believe

can someone else confirm?

6051 cases
714 deaths

1k+ deaths

screencap this

Fuck... link in english user?

Press F to show respects.

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WTF Trump just flew over my house

This fag is a millionaire
He's not renting
What a dickhead

Pls be full of shit

It just keeps happening

50

Look mommy! A man made of straw!!!

basically a clusterfuck by the government. Local and state side rulings are clashing with federal's, can't really tell much as i'm not in Rio or São Paulo and have been in my apartment all week since the official lockdown notice given by my uni. Can't really risk going outside because mom has some messed up lungs and have been in touch with some of my closest buds by playing shit online. Also holy fuck i'm so bored

WTF A HELICOPTER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Italy looks to be at capacity.

>normalfags can't handle being inside fore a few weeks
>"omg how can I even live without seeing friends or going to the pub. AHHHHHHHHHHH"

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I have press release stuff early

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IT WAS ALL A DREAM

I couldn't imagine being so pathetic. How sad.

>feels good
>stimulates lubrication
>relieves pain
there is literally nothing wrong with it shizo

So, practically the same numbers today, less deaths than yesterday.
Also, I’m presuming that it’s spreading in Southern Italy now

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OH NO NO NO NO NIGGERBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

youtube.com/watch?v=9zawUPKSWT0

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BORRELLI CHIEF CIVIL PROTECTION IS ILL
>BORRELLI CHIEF CIVIL PROTECTION IS ILL

Look mommy! An apologist too stupid to actually argue!

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Ryan Reynolds is based

Where are you fags in Florida that have everything open?

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3500 INFECTED
600 DEAD

S

Indian immigrant

What mean , California secession ?

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Why does it seem all the liberal stars are getting this, and no deaths ?.... is there something here we arent seeing....?

ITALY

NEW CASES 3491
NEW DEATHS 683

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>1300 deaths today between Italy and Spen
wew lad

Today Italy's numbers:
+1036 (9362) recovered
+683 (7503) dead
+3491 (57521) new cases

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done

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I'm calling for 7000 new cases
800-1000 new deaths
betting a lain if I lose

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forced marriage

ITALY NUMBERS @ 25 Mar 2020
>Cases: +3491 (57521)
>Deaths: +683 (7503)
>Recovered: +1036 (9362)

We watching whole Wuhan saga, pneumonia, longer period on hospital, full lockdown cancel public transport and metro system, leak videos, a lot nurses infected.

Politics "just a flu"

F

LOL "machine learning bot", i wouldn't be surprised if he was programmed by trump to downplay the virus........

The kikes keep them alive.

great video but it needs a more chaotic anime song playing

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
youtube.com/watch?v=gtuZa92YPsI

its worse actually
>normalfags pretends that being inside is normal for them

>feels good
just do heroin lmao
>stimulates lubrication
is your dick mutilated?

whatever keep beating it like a bonobo nigger, tripfag faggot

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Slowing down I see. Measures taken seems to work.

that cases decrease is good right

He's a boomer himself, retard.

>immunity is achieved in the end (but at a great cost to the economy?)
and more lives saved
The economy exists to service people not the other way around.

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Is that good?

feet pics plz

I would have loved to see her ass

You death rates are fucking insane.

That's good to know, thanks Ho-chi-min

The future after coronachan kill most white men.

Spain will overtake Italy today.

well thats it, happening canceled bros lets go back to work for mr jewman

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How bad is it there since Spain is becoming Italy 2.0?

NEW THREAD:
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>Where are you that everything's open
Fucking Broward, where the main infections in Florida came from.

There's no shutdown, no curfew, the only measures that have been taken are restaurants are takeout/delivery only (means dick because the vector for transmission is the min wage servers/drivers) and "nonessential" business has stopped but every business has been deemed essential

And when I say every business I mean if you don't work at a movie theater or arcade or convention center your ass is open. Fucking landscaping is considered essential.

Same cases as yesterday

that's a lot less than yesterday

I thought niggers were immune

>tfw he has goldfish tier memory and forgot that 2 weeks ago Yas Forums was shitposting about whites having a superior immune system and couldn't catch it as China began to weld its citizen into their homes

>dick
I don't have one and it helps with cramps

Forced Uiger woman to Han Chinese man wedding by the CCP

>Italy doing fewer tests
>Numbers still not going down in a impactful way
If anything, this shows that Italy's numbers are probably still going up.

twitter.com/ConflictsW/status/1242819926718664710

WTF ITALIANBROS

Where’s the entire chart? What exactly am I looking at?

F....for Fried Chicken

5210 NEW CASES
683 NEW DEATHS

5210 NEW CASES
683 NEW DEATHS

5210 NEW CASES
683 NEW DEATHS

5210 NEW CASES
683 NEW DEATHS

5210 NEW CASES
683 NEW DEATHS

5210 NEW CASES
683 NEW DEATHS

5210 NEW CASES
683 NEW DEATHS

F

I wish I could help, bros.

Its a good thing once a week tops. The problem is that coomers beat it 10 times a day, that is very unhealthy.

>the vector for transmission is the min wage
Deep

Checked. Also this didn't age well.