Canuckbux baby. If you made $5000 in 2019 you can get $2000 a month. Everyone say "thank you daddy"

Canuckbux baby. If you made $5000 in 2019 you can get $2000 a month. Everyone say "thank you daddy".

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why couldnt trudeau have done a ubi instead WAAAH

Is Canada a very elaborate joke or is it a real country where shit like this goes on?

fuck yeah I made 9k last year as self employed
gimme gimme gimme

Shouldn't you be sacrificing a 12 year old to your ravenbeaked mountain gods?

A mirror darkly Truduae

You guys can't even afford a leaf in the center of your flag

i-i dont get it... what if you didnt made 5k?

That’s so fucking stupid.

Why not give us all $10,000? $100,000? $1,000,000?

You can siphon all the money you want from the US can you?

Then nooo bux for you. Get a job nigger

Where do I go to get this money? Also does that mean I have to have my 2019 taxes filed?

I'm now working for free. Fuck this. Why isn't it just for everyone?

>CAD$2000
So, like $400 US?

A job nigger?
Does that differ from a slave nigger?

starts in April its unemployment you cant file for till April.

Pretty much this.

$1500 US

Canada is the epitome of tryhard younger sibling constantly copying big bro

1400 usd equivalent. also, bc bro's get an extra 1000 one time payment.

it is you nigger how to fuck did you not make 5k last year?

u
UBI will be a global trend!

we dont even think about you.

>Leafs

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Well, time to tell my boss that I won't continue risking my health to only have 400$ more bucks than a neet per month. Unemployement here I come!

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What the fuck. I was hoping for a TrumpBux style plan so that I could combine it with the fact that I still have a job to come out better than when I went in.

You poor retards, how does it feel to be outplayed by a shithole country against a shitty virus?
I'm trying to convince my family over there to come back because your faggot president and overall mentality are literally burning the country from inside.

>not even UBI

death to this faggot

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I dunno Canada is the most anti American place on the planet. Dont you remember the Wikileaks article that the u.s. spies made about how everyone in canada just does the opposite of what americans do lol.

where does it say that requirement?

you dont get if you have a job then quit it you moron its unemployment insurance.

and it's Wack your Weiner Wednesday in canada too. they'll be pulling their dicks off

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In a few weeks, yes.

So because I'm smart and figured out a way to work from home to support my family of 4, I get nothing? Great. Thanks libs.

I'll take that as a yes.
Don't forget the rape there as well.

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Stuck working an essential job or NEET?

Isn't it only for people who got laid off? I wasn't, I'm still working from home.

Why does Tuesday look like hes aging exponentially quicker.

>If you made $5000 in 2019 you can get $2000 a month
What? This doesn’t make sense. Where’d you read this

3rd worlder talking about the third world. Even China is better off than you stone age poorfags.

because Tuesday has a case of the Mondays.

no because if you got sick you would have had to self isolate for 14 days. grow a brain im not baby feeding you to grow one. also i dont have tits. ask your mom.

Because of all the stress. It started with the Antifa faggots blocking the rails, and then the chink flu. It's been a rough quarter for the poor faggot.

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the latter
i would state self employed though

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i think op is bsing i cant find any article that says that

>for people who are off work and without an income as a result of the novel coronavirus.

>Trudeau said this benefit will aid Canadians who have either lost their job or are off sick or taking care of their children because of COVID-19. He said that Canadians should receive this assistance approximately 10 days after applying.

lol say good bye to your neet bucks none of you faggots qualify for it XD

Ok, who is this dude and where’s his source? You know that check marks on Twitter mean nothing, right?

I think the world is approaching a crisis not seen since the wwii and to be honest if this gets any worse maybe all countries will need to cooperate. Hostilities can be taken up again afterwards.

We are now in game of chess...

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I’m on odsp, do I get anything?

nope

Link

Twelve luxury soups

He looks like a fucking drug addict from the DTES

I don't get this shit one bit

Is this for people who got infected by the virus, or affected by the virus?

Can I get this $2k on top of my EI? I think I would get more with $2k a month as opposed to EI, so can I just sign up for this emergency relief thing? Where do you sign up? FUCK

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It's painful living in the poz
jealous of your flag, based raked bro

This is a comment from twatter check mark is as credible as asking random user

lol, with milk being $10 a gallon up there it's no wonder trujew had to give leafs at least enough for a full grocery cart

Just end the quarantine. This is the worst bux ever.

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it's for people who are off work because their workplace closed due to th virus, or because they contracted the virus, or because they must stay home to care for dependants with the virus. get fucked like the rest of us, or get sick.

I got laid off and I'm gonna only make 55% of my monthly pay which is gonna be significantly less than $2k a month

the fuck?!? this doesn't make sense

Our government is retarded.