Not so fast, NEETs

I hope they can't ever agree on something both parties will approve so we don't waste money on this. Checks aren't going to bring back lost jobs and nobody will ever approve of these going out more than a very brief window of time, like a month or two.

Holy shit I hope she does. Chaos reigns.

This. 2,000$ MINIMUM.

Cool I always wondered what it'd be like to see a politician swinging from a lamp post.

Based.

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Shes about done with politics and shes taking her party with her.

>2,000$ MINIMUM
FOR LIIIIIIIIFE
People should only work a job if they want extra money and don't like going on vacation all the time.

NEETS are niggers

>dems handing Trump's 2nd presidency on a silver platter
This is fantastic news for Trump

Pelosi and Schumer are the vanguard when it comes to civil rights in the modern era. G-d bless them and everything they've done.

>NEETS are niggers
That's don't commit crime. Thus no pussy.

the agreement is shit anyway, the money goes fucking everywhere but where it should.

>FOR LIIIIIIIIFE
Why do you think this is even remotely possibly? This was as big of a national emergency as is possible and the most leftist people involved in the stimulus package work being done right now still only asked for temporary payments, with stipulations, measured in a timeframe of months. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever going to see UBI in the US. Get over it, friend.

Why does she have any say in this? Isn't both houses controlled by the republicans?

Good well get more you shitty nigger!

No, Dems are the majority in the House

>both houses
Damn you bongs are clueless

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>Why do you think this is even remotely possibly?
What they do is recklessly print money and you spend it yea? But then once you spend it the banks burn it all. And so there's a nice steady supply all the time and I can buy your mom and she'll be like " For how much? " and I saved all my money for 2 MONTHS. And she only wants 50 bucks.

>Isn't both houses controlled by the republicans?
No. Just the Senate, not the House of Representatives. Pelosi is House of Representatives.

Just gib me my welfare check you old skeletor cunt

Haha love pelosi

For once, that bitch will have achieved something worthwhile in her political career.

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It's already too late if checks dont come in April. At this point they wont. There will be food riots and landlords being murdered. Get the popcorn and get ready. April is gonna be lit.

Did anyone else laugh out loud when they saw that clip of her on MSNBC talking about how her bill was
>filled with ideas from the greatest minds in the country

I mean honestly. Do you think she even believes that?

Everyone shat on her the first time she did it.

Surely it will work a second time.

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I hope this doesn't pass just to see SHTF.

Unironicly never voting Democrat again after this.

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>>She lost but can't accept it

You answered your own question.

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>Do you think she even believes that?
I believe it. It's not like the bar is very high now to have one of the greatest minds in the US. We haven't had smart people for some time now. All we got is that black hole girl who leeched off her male co-workers, or Jeff Bezos.

This.

Going to be utterly fucking hilarious seeing the whole party get rekt'd

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Her, Feinstein, and Schumer are megafucked next election.

Trumpbux is a great trick.

> Hey, we have Trumpbux, everyone gets $1200 per person. Just let us know where you live and how many people in your family and you get FREE CASH!
> Wanted criminals and illegal aliens jump at the promise of gibs!
> They're immediately rounded up and sent to prison or deported.

I dont even give fuck anymore because I just found out I dont get the full amount since I was claimed as a dependent in 2018 (even though I wasn't claimed as one in 2019). Fuck this 2018 bullshit.

You don't get ANY amount, the people who claimed you get $500 for you, you don't get 500

People on welfare don't get this money anyway.

Kek. Seeth harder faggot. Maybe mommy will increase your allowance

UH OH
STINKY

How does 2000 a month not cover that. I own a condo in a small town and all of my bills only add up to about 900 dollars a month. What are you faggots doing that 1200 or 2000 isn't enough to not only cover everything but give you tons of fre cash? Need your thc vape juice that often?

Figures. It literally makes zero sense 2019 doesn't override 2018 in this case.

It's based on taxes FOR 2018, not filed in 2018

They probably live in a big city and rent is something crazy like $2000 a month.

under review

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What a Peloser

Yas Forums talks big but almost every thread is them bitching that 1200 isn't enough for anything, really says a lot about the actual demographic here I guess. Bunch of big city larpers sucking like cock all day trying to look cool online while in the back of an Uber sipping Starbucks onions on the way to their 300 square foot 1800 rented room in downtown LA.

I know you’ve probably had half your brain bashed in by Spain, but she’s stalling the bill to ensure that welfare queens actually get the money.

Eh, I live in a small town and rent a decent sized apartment for $900/m. I also work from home so this check is just kinda a nice bonus, but yes, for the average person $1,200 isn't really going to go as far as it used to. It's enough for an immediate short term stimulus, but if people don't get back to work soon, it will do very little to help.

She dont even like niggers. Nothing but identity politics. Fuck this old hag

Yeah, poor like Kansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, the Dakotas, Nebraska and Arkansas who all take more money from daddy federal government than they contribute and all who are dealing with budget deficits

Still doesn't make sense to based it off a person's situation TWO years ago.

NEETs weren't getting anything

>Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana

Imagine having coastline and still being subsidized

That $500 is for children under 18.

We dont know what happens to adult dependents

Good it’s 1/2 trillion to workers 4.25 trillion to corporations

>implying the impasse is rooted in anything to do with relief payments to individuals.

That was their choice to live fancy in the big city

>hate the Democratic Party even more.

Does it even matter when their voting bloc consist of imaginary, dead, and illegal persons?

They already accepted losing when they put up coma Joe-now they can just throw sand in the gears

Someone who has the virus needs to take one for the team and coof on Nancy in minecraft

Wouldn't NEETS not get anything regardless since they don't pay taxes?

I heard something about other adults getting $750 but I don't know how any of it works

Does anyone know if we have to pay this shit back with future tax returns/debts? Can’t find this info anywhere

She’s dabbing on the troops?

I haven't seen the wording on this bill, but on the first bill, that wasn't true, it used the term "dependent" exclusively and not "child dependent" and specifically excluded you from eligibility if someone else could claim you as a dependent

One word:

California

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She's slipping in DACA stuff there's another thread about it, the bitch is out of control and she does not give a fuck about America or the economy. She is a literal witch

Polcels BTFO

Weird argument to make
They may have a lot of poor people, bu the state itself isn't poor, it has one of the largest GDPs in the world

We can only hope. Chances are good considering we have several other politicians infected.

>flyover magacuck making fun of the state that keeps his inbred shithole afloat
lmao

She's beholden to her Soýlicon Valley overlords. So whatever minuscule measure offends (((Uncle Elon))), (((((Uncle Mark))))), (((((Uncle @Jack))))), or (((((Uncle Jeff))))) is verboten and thus out of this bill, including our NEETbux unfortunately.