/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2528 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING, MASS SHOOTING IN CALIFORNIA
AAAAAA

>I was only 55 years old
>I loved the GOP so much, I had all the arts of deals and stonks
>I pray to Trump every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Mitchell is right" I say; "Trust the government"
>A europoor hears me and calls me a mutt
>I know he was just jeaslous of my loyalty to the GOP
>I call him a commie
>He says "mama mia" and coughs
>I'm dying now and my lungs hurt
>I lay in the ICU and can barely breath now
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Trump
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Back to work Joe"
>He grabs me with his powerful FEMA goons and puts me onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I turn my machines off
>He takes off my mask
>It hurts so much but I do it for the economy
>I can feel my lungs tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against the cough
>I want to please Wallstreet
>He grabs a mighty bill as he discharges me from the hospital
>The europoor walks in
>Trump looks him straight in the eyes and says "the cure can't be worse"
>Trump leaves through the mutthut gate
>No worse than the flu.For the economy.

Ah, so the bat mutation strain is going to happen

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I'm pretty sure I have it. Constantly coughing. Shortness of breath occasionally the last few months, nose is running like a bitch.

But I also smoke weed like a chimney and am predisposed to panic attacks.

I'll be here shitposting all year fuck this event

Here is my new PrEP

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wtf is up with these pics did you just unbag everything

Did the american Df deliver yet ?

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Fake.

how long until new york becomes like pic related

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Idiot reposter, just ignore/filter it.

Is Queen Elizabeth infected too?

Only anime can save the world now.

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So it's cancelled right?
>cases in italy dropping off
>less cases in new york and LA

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Filters are your friends.

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anyone else folding?

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Fake and gay.

Not gonna lie, former nothingburger here. This is fucking hilarious watching nothingburgers crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

I bet you fuck like a fighter jet

checked

Ashamed to die a virgin?

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>Florida DOH map hasn't updated in 24 hours
>200 cases in the 12 hours before it stopped updating
>miami hospitals print open letter stating actual cases are 10-100x as many as reported numbers and hospitals are already at capacity
>HHS ordering testing locations in Florida to slow down testing (Hard Rock mobile testing site ordered to cut 800 swabs a day to 200)
Florida is about to go nuclear and DeSantis/Trump are going full China on the numbers in a vain attempt to keep stocks from plummeting further.

Florida's motherfucking life ends in 4 days

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Sort out your prep you fucking mong, how the fuck do I rate if I can't see what you're stocked up on?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU ETERNAL ANGLOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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you're all going to die goyim

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youtube.com/watch?v=b3CIpAc68xQ

We gonna have us some fun.
How you naggers holding up in lockdown?

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all of them carry pistols, and still do today

your point was ethnic nonhomogenity caused the UK police to be armed, when it reality its just any time of unrest

what happens if everyone is quarantined to one house? person A gets it but doesn't infect person B for a week, then person C catches it a few days later? It extends the quarantine every time yeah?

clean your house

Ron Paul is live talking about this shit if you give a fuck

youtu.be/H8vUUBzey0s

italy numbers when

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>NEWS
>All 40,000 fans in a football game got infected
>archive.is/nMppk
Malarkey.

NYC is only testing people that need to be hospitalized now.

Yes. Fug

Al-Jazeera's quoting 738 deaths in Spain for the last 24 hours
Anyone see any other sources? Worldometers isn't showing this

twitter.com/almalahar/status/1242608644304191488?s=19
They dug a mass grave for us at work yesterday

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No conference today, the guy reading the numbers has "the fever". They're probably just going to post the numbers on some website.

HAHAHA. I wonder how the creator of this meme is feeling right now

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 59,909 (791) Spain 47,610 (3,434) Germany 35,714 (181) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 10,537 (149) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,227 (433) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Norway 3,034 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Canada 2,892 (28) Sweden 2,526 (44) Australia 2,431 (9) Brazil 2,274 (47) Israel 2,170 (5) Turkey 1,874 (44) Malaysia 1,796 (19) Denmark 1,715 (34) Czech Republic 1,497 (5) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Ecuador 1,173 (28) Chile 1,142 (3) Pakistan 1,022 (8) Poland 957 (13) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (14) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Indonesia 790 (58) Greece 743 (20) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (1) Philippines 636 (38) Singapore 631 (2) India 606 (10) Slovenia 528 (5) Panama 443 (8) Egypt 442 (21) Bahrain 419 (3) Croatia 418 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) United States +5,053 (+11) Spain +5,552 (+443) Germany +2,723 (+22) Iran +2,206 (+143) Switzerland +660 (+27) South Korea +100 (+6) United Kingdom +150 (+11) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Norway +168 (+2) Portugal +633 (+10) Canada +100 (+2) Sweden +227 (+4) Australia +114 (+1) Brazil +27 (+1) Israel +240 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+3) Denmark +124 (+2) Czech Republic +103 (+2) Ecuador +91 (+1) Chile +220 (+1) Pakistan +50 (+1) Poland +56 (+3) Romania +112 (+2) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Philippines +84 (+3) Slovenia +48 (+1) Panama (+2) Egypt +40 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Estonia +35 (+1) Dominican Republic +80 (+4) Argentina (+2) Serbia +81 (+1) Iraq +30 (+2) Lithuania +46 (+2) Hungary +39 (+1) Ukraine +14 (+1) Azerbaijan +6 (+1) Afghanistan +5 (+1) Ghana +15 (+1) Bangladesh (+1) Paraguay +10 (+1) Niger +4 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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The DOW is up two days in a row, cases are down outside of NYC. This happening is over, and you will now see the lockdowns end and the rebirth of a Nation. Filled with hate for the CCP.

Welcome to the Second Cold War.

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Stay indoors or Bill will get you

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Why didn't he send his gooks down to invade worst Korea? This is literally the best time to do it.

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corona is a jew scam its not real

>his voice and hope: GONE

The entire US medical system. That came down from the CDC.

So where can I see live the current number of infected?

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Anybody else noticed that there's been no new mass shootings in America in like six months to now? Felt like the calm before the happening of a lifetime

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE FREACKING MUTATION

I've seen this earlier today on one of the previous cvg

Please fellow mutts, stop getting fast food delivered to your door. This seems like an obvious transmission vector and you put yourself and others at risk. Get only packaged food delivered amd sanitize all containers.

>I'm writing this from a restaurant
Corona or not but you should not post on Yas Forums while you're in a restaurant. Just basic decency.

that seems like a bad move. they're going to be underestimating how many cases they have pretty soon

Use your toilet paper hoards responsibly.

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>YOU CAN DIE WITHOUT PREEXISTING HEALTH CONDITIONS FROM THE VIRUS
metro.co.uk/2020/03/25/woman-21-no-pre-existing-conditions-dies-coronavirus-12454333/

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>USA overtaking Italy tomorrow
>still 2 weeks behind

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$2000 leaf bucks per month

Not really ashamed, but it sucks.

>Sweden is doing fine.
All the nigger cum in your anuses makes you immune.

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so will you, mutilated cock slave of Satan ;)

no one else can read?

There was a shooting earlier today over toilet paper

yes this one day fluctuation in numbers is a trend

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Good fucking goy, give part of your electric bill directly to the government

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channelnewsasia.com/news/world/spain-china-covid-19-overtake-death-toll-12575596

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In one hour

Should nurses work without PPE? When they strike they like to brag about how much they sacrifice.

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We saw this already as late as Iran. Check the pastebin.

I don't know why BR is so worried. Can this coronavirus even infect monkeys?

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Where's all your ammo and machetes?

COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT GONNA SPY THE CELLPHONES OF ALL THE POPULATION
>COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT GONNA SPY THE CELLPHONES OF ALL THE POPULATION
COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT GONNA SPY THE CELLPHONES OF ALL THE POPULATION
>COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT GONNA SPY THE CELLPHONES OF ALL THE POPULATION
COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT GONNA SPY THE CELLPHONES OF ALL THE POPULATION
>COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT GONNA SPY THE CELLPHONES OF ALL THE POPULATION
COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT GONNA SPY THE CELLPHONES OF ALL THE POPULATION

>elespanol.com/invertia/empresas/tecnologia/20200325/sistema-utilizara-moncloa-monitorizar-moviles-coronavirus/477452934_0.html
COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP HERE THEY GO!

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>FUTURE MARKETS
Poland (-1.03%) Germany (-0.08%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (+0.07%) Italy (+0.86%) Netherlands (+0.85%) Russia (+1.27%) Switzerland (+1.38%) Australia (+1.75%) Spain (+2.32%) France (+2.70%) United States (+2.96%) Taiwan (+2.95%) Hong Kong (+3.00%) China (+3.12%) Japan (+3.13%) United Kingdom (+3.90%) South Africa (+4.81%) South Korea (+5.16%) Brazil (+5.74%) India (+5.83%) Singapore (+6.18%) Austria (+8.02%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-10%) Beijing (-8%) Wuhan (-5%) New Delhi (-43%) Dubai (-35%) Moscow (-42%) Rome (-40%) Milan (-24%) Berlin (-36%) Munich (-37%) Brussels (-45%) Paris (-47%) Madrid (-13%) Barcelona (-24%) London (-37%) Johannesburg (-29%) Sao Paulo (-37%) Buenos Aires (-20%) New York (-29%) Washington (-14%) Miami (-15%) Toronto (-23%) Chicago (-18%) Houston (-12%) Mexico City (-51%) Los Angeles (-61%) Seattle (-48%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) Brazil (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Poland (37m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Philippines (13m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Czech Republic (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Denmark (5m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Come Chadnaro put your foot down and start a civil war!

digits and we get mosquito transmission vector mutation strain, like the dengue fever

what am I looking at?

I heard that mixture of trichlorophenoxyacetic acid and dichlorophenoxyacetic acid kills corona virus

You have girl legs.

>All 40,000 fans in a football game got infected
Did they though?
ALL 40,000 of them?
Really?

Final death toll between 10 and 100 million.

Where's my Spanish flu Brown tomboy the artist promised us?

Fuck me, Ron can’t speak, do you think Randlet passed him the virus?

Imagine all the BBC she could have taken if she didn't kill herself.

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Wait Brazilians do sometimes work? Aren’t you guys descendants of the Portuguese?

HOW TO RECOGNIZE SOMEONE WITH I.Q.

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looks like a shift in the trend to me

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>about to die in huge numbers and still obsessed kek

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Yeah we have 6.5x their population wtf do you expect?

saved

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Thanks anons
Jesus Christ

RIP first person in Estonia.
A 83 year old woman with previous chronic cardiovascular problem.

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Hope the dude checking up on my phone is a fellow patrician that can enjoy various black-haired busty beauts.

>Leaf is too thin-skinned to read things that trigger him
Quelle surprise

what kind of sick fuck abandons an entire nursing home? that is murder

not ashamed, disappointed desu

I wish i could die virgin.
Sex is so damn overrated.

Guyz I just pooped. Do I have the heckin Dorona Birus now?

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here is the other side of the coin for you

>I was only 80 years old
>I loved the CCP so much, I had all the red books and foxcoins
>I pray to Xi every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"It's just the flu" I say; "Trust the government"
>A foreigner hears me and calls me a shill
>I know he was just jeaslous of my loyalty to the CCP
>I call him a 鬼佬
>He says "mama mia" and coughs
>I'm dying now and my lungs hurt
>I lay in bed and the roof is leaking
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Xi
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Back to work Zhang"
>He grabs me with his powerful hazmat goons and puts me onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I turn my machines off
>He takes off my mask
>It hurts so much but I do it for the party
>I can feel my lungs tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against the cough
>I want to please Xi
>He grabs a mighty bat as he fills my bowl with soup
>The 鬼佬 walks in
>Xi looks him straight in the eyes and says "Italy apologize"
>Xi leaves through the makeshift hospital gate
>It's just the flu.Trust the government.

Is anyone a virgin after they get fucked by Coronachan?

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youtube.com/watch?v=qfL21ZdOGs4

Footages

Nurse here, fuck all the retards that are scared to work because of the virus, that's what you're paid for. Like a soldier refusing to go to work because there are bullets flying. I feel sorry for the grocery store workers working with 20x the people per day for minimum wage.

Is he genuinely retarded, this has to be an act.

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Yes. Fuck my life.

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>asymptomatic coronavirus carrier dies of literally anything else
>gets tested and counted as a coronavirus caused death
um happeningfags?

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Italy is bound to slow down in cases yes NY not so much

What's that?

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our president said words to the nation on national television
Mmmaximum happening.

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Italy's numbers will be down today back to 600-650 since Lombardy is down by 100 again.

No, I'm sure I'll be swimming in pussy after the pandemic ends