TURN ON CNN, THE SUSPECT POSTED HIS MANIFESTO ONLINE BEFORE COMMITTING THIS TERRIBLE ACT: pastebin.com/BZaGLtLs
>At least 10 dead and 2 injured after a terrorist attack at a Safeway grocery store in Guerneville, California. Police surround the grocery store and the suspect is inside.
>According to witnesses the grocery store didn't have enough toilet paper and the shooter went home and brought his guns to the store half an hour later demanding more toilet paper. People at the grocery store immediately started to panic and tried to escape the store.
>When he opened the door, he said, "This is a grocery store, I need toilet paper, here's a discount card. You're welcome to leave, get whatever you need, just don't forget to put some toilet paper in the bag. I'll take care of this" The suspect told customers.
>The suspect was later identified as white supremacist, hopeful presidential candidate and alt right icon Wayne Lambright. He's still inside the store and the shooting is ongoing.
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
lmao, he should have stocked up. Honestly, you laughed at toilet paper hoarders but the average american uses a roll a day, for a family of 4, thats 28 rolls a week. 1456 rolls a year.
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>people still take the bait can we just talk about how impressive that turd is? I've taken big ol snaking shits, but never one that looks like it'd tear an asshole wide open.
The stores that are still open where I live(basically grocery stores) don't even have TP in the bathrooms. People have stolen so much that they aren't even restocking it, you have to grab the coarse paper towels for drying your hands from the dispenser before going in.
God help you if you forget.
Camden Morris
>countries go on lockdown >some even mobilized the military to help assist local law enforcement >countries in Europe only let people go out if they have to go to work or for critical things like getting food/medicine >people still take walks outside for no reason
I swear, we need to chain these people to their beds or break their legs.
there must be some mistake. Cali has tough gun laws, no way this happened there. Surely the journalist meant to say florida or texas
Ryan Gutierrez
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month.
