/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2527 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

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Bolsonaro fanatics say that if you don't support opening up the economy you're a leftie.

everyone will die
checkem

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Good, I hope pastaland is slowing down, they don't deserve this fate, praying for them still.

i got screwed over by my ex and my "friends" last year. should i contact them and make sure that theyre okay during this time?

ESTONIA 1 DEATH

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BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

1643 NEW CASES AND 296 NEW DEATHS IN LOMBARDY REGION

HAPPENING CANCELLED

SOURCE REUTERS

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

The person that makes the statistics is dead. They're all fucking dead.

basão

Anyone else hear the printer shifting gears like a rice rocket?
Brrrrrrrrr BRRRRRRRRRR BBBBRrrrrrrrrrrrr

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When do you think shit will hit the fan?
100k? Can Trump manage to lie and bullshit until 200k?

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Fucking Gary, man...

america really is brazil 2.0.

What's up with all of those countries like India and Australia just greying out?

Digits and I will get a girlfriend after the male:female ratio goes down.

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>America opts for herd immunity
>cancelled

Think again.

Remember that China always lies.

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Nah, Spain and parts of the US are still going apeshit

ATTENTION TO THOSE OF YOU WHO WERE APART OF THIS PROJECT!! WHAT VISIONS HAVE YOU SEEN. THIS IS ALL CONNECTED!!!

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It's a nothing burger.
Everybody is overreacting.

Based Gary

What these anons said
Have some faith dammit

we're in the same here, do not support lockdown or you're a commie.

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How does the inevitability of new cases going down when people are kept apart equate to a cancelled happening

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singles and you will be the girlfriend

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COLLAPSE NOW
BURN THE OLD WORLD AND USHER IN A NEW ERA.A LAND OF CITY STATES COMPREHENSIBLE TO MAN.

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So close to bobs and vegana yet so far

No.

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Yes go coof on them.

No girlfriend for you

Spoke last thread about working in a hospital where they refuse to test you unless showed up with a lethal fever.
These questions have yet to be answered by anyone I've talked to, and everybody is so angry. As someone else point out, this is going to crash down H A R D.

btw 30.8% of all positive coronavirus victims never show any symptoms, ever.
Enjoy... I've been exhausted and lightheaded for 2 days straight.

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 55,124 (787) Spain 47,610 (3,434) Germany 35,714 (181) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 10,537 (149) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,227 (433) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Norway 2,999 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Canada 2,792 (26) Sweden 2,526 (44) Australia 2,431 (9) Brazil 2,274 (47) Israel 2,170 (5) Turkey 1,874 (44) Malaysia 1,796 (19) Denmark 1,715 (34) Czech Republic 1,497 (5) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Chile 1,142 (3) Ecuador 1,082 (27) Pakistan 1,022 (8) Poland 957 (13) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (14) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Indonesia 790 (58) Greece 743 (20) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (1) Philippines 636 (38) Singapore 631 (2) India 606 (10) Slovenia 528 (5) Panama 443 (6) Egypt 442 (21) Bahrain 419 (3) Croatia 418 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) United States +268 (+7) Spain +5,552 (+443) Germany +2,723 (+22) Iran +2,206 (+143) Switzerland +660 (+27) South Korea +100 (+6) United Kingdom +150 (+11) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Norway +133 (+2) Portugal +633 (+10) Sweden +227 (+4) Australia +114 (+1) Brazil +27 (+1) Israel +240 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+3) Denmark +124 (+2) Czech Republic +103 (+2) Chile +220 (+1) Pakistan +50 (+1) Poland +56 (+3) Romania +112 (+2) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Philippines +84 (+3) Slovenia +48 (+1) Egypt +40 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Estonia +35 (+1) Dominican Republic +80 (+4) Argentina (+2) Serbia +81 (+1) Iraq +30 (+2) Lithuania +46 (+2) Hungary +39 (+1) Ukraine +14 (+1) Azerbaijan +6 (+1) Afghanistan +5 (+1) Ghana +15 (+1) Bangladesh (+1) Paraguay +10 (+1) Niger +4 (+1) Turkey +2 Luxembourg +234 Thailand +107…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Overreacting yes, nothing burger, no
RIP twinkanon

Off by 2

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His only path to victory is not holding an election

lol hell no

Posting my idea for a nonchemical disinfection unit for my area. Includes generator, lawn cart, atv, and front mounted UV light used for tanning to kill the little wuhan flus.

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Clearly can't see the fluctuation based on when and how long the incubation period is for the virus. Numbers will still be rising constantly even if there are brief periods of low increase. Mark my words in the next day or two your numbers will skyrocket again as more people begin to show symptoms

>if it's not the end of the world it's a nothingburger
Stop spamming this false dichotomy you soulless fucking insect. Nice try but turn off your VPN Ching Chong.

I don't get it. Gary fucked someone and his wife changed the locks. Then Gary told his slut wife that she was the one cheating and he told their kids and now the kids don't love him? Man in here you just beat the living shit out of your wife and problem solved.

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Hey! That lady has no clothes on! Thats against the rules!

PRINCE CHARLES, HEIR TO THE BRITISH THRONE, HAS TESTED POSITIVE TO COVID-19

>economical damage stack up
>critical level of infection in a couple of days
>NPCs are starting to go crazy in their isolation
>police and meds are now main vectors
Next two weeks are going to be fun aren't they?

>city states
based, unironically can't wait

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was designed by the top virologists in the Wuhan National Biosafety lab, and I've been involved in numerous infections on chingchongs, and I have over 500 confirmed kills. I am coated in a protein shell and I'm the top pandemic in the entire country of China. You are nothing to me but just another healthy person. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am infecting my secret network of chinks across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare to the cough, maggot. The cough that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be on any doorknob, anything, and I can kill you in over seven hundred coughs, and that's just with my spike glycoprotein. Not only am I highly contagious, but have a transmissible incubation period of two weeks and I will use it to its full extend to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddman idiot. I will shit mucous all inside your lungs and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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you are fucked m8. totally fucked

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>tfw even the military is starting to get pissed with his retardment

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good ideas thank you

cool graph bro

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Yea we knew that already

enjoy cancer

Flyover countries

Depends on how badly you were screwed over. But imo you shouldn't do it, you're worth more, user.

cope

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We already have 4 lol

Calling 100k by Friday night eastern burger time. Screencap this.

user...

When will the USA become number 1??

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We'll be back open by Easter!
$4t liquidity in the markets!
Everyone gets a car!
Vaccine soon!

2020 is going to be the best year ever!

Boys I just bought a second hand Oculus Rift
How long does the virus live on items.
>I just wanna play ALYX asap

>Increments go from 100 to 50000
Statistics faggot kill yourself

Great meme. Thanks for encouraging me to workout at home user

America will take over the baton here.

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Hey Gary, I like the posts you do!
Hey Gary, if I could I would be you!!
You're the only and only based shit poster, the one and only un-saged goy!
You know how to take /cvg/ posting, and make it grrrreat!
Corona-chan based posting is more than good, it's Grrreeaat!!!

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Saturday

Good idea right?

Has Italy released their daily numbers today?

eat shit Hans!

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This virus is a fucking virus. Understand

Pic was too big cuz camera phone. Whoops!

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Narc.

What a shame. Now drop on your knees

This is the part where they call it a hoax because they got nothing else to say. Either it was real and locking down people works and thus it is a happening or it never happened anywhere and it was all fake and they didn't see a coroner flying over their house so it's fake.

>Price Charles shows ''mild symptoms'' feels perfectly healthy
>Gets tested
>Me coofing up a lung for a week and a half
>lol sorry no test
Fuck the Royal family

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I'll leave the house when all is over and the outside is just ashes of corpses. Thank God I listened to Yas Forums and prepped.

wait at least one week, preferably two

Same with my hospital system in MO, they sent an email out yesterday. This is all coming down from the CDC:

"Non-Urgent, Elective Procedures and Imaging Postponed

As the number of COVID-19 cases increases across the country, xxxxxxx continues to prepare our co-workers and facilities for a possible surge of patients. To that end, all non-urgent elective procedures, surgeries and imaging services will be postponed. This follows recommendations from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).

Testing for COVID-19

Due to a limited number of COVID-19 testing supplies across the U.S., only patients who are very ill and meet CDC issued COVID-19 criteria are currently being tested.

If You Become Ill

Please follow these CDC guidelines:
People with mild respiratory symptoms should stay home. If you become more ill, reach out to your doctor by telephone and let them know your symptoms. They may want to arrange for you to be tested for influenza.
If you test negative for flu, you should treat the illness as though it’s COVID-19 and, if your symptoms are manageable, immediately self-isolate. Stay away from family members and don’t go out in the public.
If symptoms are severe, like difficulty breathing, call your nearest ER and let them know you’re on your way and what your symptoms are.
Your health is our top priority. Thanks for your understanding."

what's the release date on coronebola/coronaids mutations?

I found the light in the trash and dont tan lol

Based fake

That shit makes me want to puke. I'd sooner get off firing a shotgun into the head of the jew behind this post

Take care man. I hope your federal government gets their shit together and start doing massive testing. Having asymptomatic dudes running around will only make you all work that much harder.

LMFAO, the dumb bitch changed the locks.
How many days the locks had been the same? Four days? Five days?

This is really bringing out the attention-seeking sociopaths.

Why are Germany, Japan, and Singapore reporting so few deaths so far?

>no bulge

What a waste.

Guess royalty never meant anything after all, unless it's getting royally fucked

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kek

MADE for big black cock.

Jew York City being selfish jewish cunts as always

I don't get why all the normies turn crazy during isolation. I finally have time to play all the vidya on my backlog. Also my mental health has improved majorly and I'm quirte a lot happier. To be honest I'm not completely alone, since I have my family and that's all I really need.

it's a nothingburger and will be over by Easter

checkem as proof

ITALIAN NUMBERS SLOWING DOWN

JAPPENING CANCELLED

Does anybody have the video of the chinese women being forced into a fridge in the back of a truck?

>fake
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-lombardy/coronavirus-death-toll-in-italys-lombardy-rises-by-around-296-in-a-day-source-idUSKBN21C2I4

>chile cases growing at a good pace
are they the next italy?

Because it's a nothingburger.

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This is looking grimmer by the minute.

>almost all celebrities and politicians can buy tests immediately

This is just the way it works.

I know you're probably just pretending to be retarded, but it's a log chart.

>Prince Charles.
At this point he is Iznogud the vizier. Fucking fag should die already.

Nope. Never contact anyone if you stopped talking to them for years.

Yep. All jew girls are made for that

america is.

based

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>34%
Wasn't it 41%?

thanks mr trumpo

no that's the USA
almost at 60k last time I checck

Good, we only want chinks to die here, Italy did nothing wrong

yesterday

>Washington infected by Rand Paul
>Royal family hit
>Biden infected

Get fucked traitorous tyrants. Let our people go or Gods wrath will grow stronger.

Rejoice for Babylon is falling

Their criteria is different, they don't from Corona but from other stuff such as "diabetes" or "heart attack". That's why Italian numbers are so high, if someone dies and has Corona the Italians mark it as dead by Corona.

>Argiebro makes these threads not because we want him to, but because we need him to.
Thanks argiebro. God speed in your amphetamine induced psychosis.

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>This is just the way it works
Prince Charles was apparently tested by the NHS which is even worse, they clearly gave him priority

>not confirmed
Yuck!

They practiced social distancing all their life already, part of their autismo culture

Lmao at normies who are literally breaking down, I'm elated by the fact that something interesting's happening for once

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How long until Canada get hit?

We were forced all our lifes to live in their world and now they have to live in ours for a while.

COUP IN BRAZIL
COUP IN BRAZIL
COUP IN BRAZIL
COUP IN BRAZIL

kek

for each unhappening there are 3 happenings
USA, Chile, Brazil surging
The Axis of Corona

Because it's where most of the Jews who control the world are living

Now we wait for the second wave when everyone really gets fucked.

>futas are gay

Fuck off, newfag. Absolutely nothing wrong with a beautiful penis (feminine).

the Chinese succesfully wiped out the virus a month ago

HAPPENING CANCELLED

N-nani?

minister of health should resign immediately

Lots of anger on nursing forums that I'm seeing, but last weekend most nurses I work around weren't taking it too seriously overall. They'll have to see it in person before it hits home.

Most will likely just go along with it, blindly trusting their already abusive employer to protect them. Doctors have a voice and they really, really ought to speak out right now. But they won't, and we all know nurses in the US are disorganized as shit and are chronically incapable of coming to a consensus even in protest of safety issues. National Nurses United is making some noises, but I doubt anyone in a position to do anything will care.

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>Has Italy released their daily numbers today?
The lead person got infected with COVID, today we shouldn't have the usual report.
They might just publish data and get it over with.

depends on the province desu. quebec had like 300 cases in one day.

NEW YORK
12,137 new tests
5,146 new cases

2 more deaths
14 total
It's over. We'll become Italy 5 next week. Or Spain 3

It seems everyone forgot about spain just because they report their numbers before burgers wake up.

RIp in peperonni user, or if you survive RIP your respiratory capacity.

Link?

Kek ok Chang, enjoy that boost to you SCS

Why are they picking on that Finnish guy?

Digits and this indian finds the love of his life with whomst he makes india a better country by bringing down their birthrate and keeping them in india

The mom found out the father cheated on her, she changed the locks and told the kids. You Argentinians really aren't white.
>beating your wife
nigger detected.

>Corona-chan is more deadly the older you are
>Average age of Congress is something like 70+ years old.
I hope DC burns to the fucking ground.

this
he's the only one doing work at a federal level

What about Rothchild family? Soros family?

After fleeing to his Scottish holiday home, despite pleas for English scum to keep the fuck away

US will make Europe look like a tea party. Pretty sure we'll be flying in aid in two months.

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Well do you think how long they gonna hold this shit

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ホイホイチャーハン

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Why cant the virus spread on food? How is it that restaraunts stay open when that seems like an obvious vector for transmission

i dont know how to feel about your image.

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If a person is infected but doesn't show the symptoms, how many time until she stops being a menace to others?

>shops and public places closed down across the country starting today
>community transmission happening in Saigon and Hanoi
>already coping on Yas Forums
Like clockwork

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Any of you guys know a list of meds that if i overdose i can die in peace? Dont want to keep living if thigns gets to worse

Just wait until Fall.

The love is gone!

I wondered why there was a massive drop in new cases today.

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>>NEWS
>Prince Charles has tested positive for coronavirus
>archive.is/KHxJl
>>tfw the invader royals finally get btfo
It's called the long, long, long game.

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Research said up to 40 days.

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HCQ + Azy

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goatse.cx

they're not wrong, Yas Forums has been a commie board for a while now it's filled with leftypol scum

youtu.be/5o0lqeGJhyk

I think this is from a Fijian Pacific Islander living in China who said that people were ordered to stay inside while the military proceeds to do some kind of aerial vaccination.

youtu.be/VLjCKqolpco

Here is a video that was released in late January where a nurse or doctor said that upwars of 90,000 people were already infected and that the virus had undergone a second mutation which made it more deadly and was more difficult to stop. She tells people to stay at home and avoid large crowds for the next couple of weeks as well as ask for medical supplies.

archive.is/WiKsp

"TWO strains of the killer coronavirus are spreading around the world – and 70% of infected patients have caught the more aggressive and contagious type, study claims"

archive.is/yHtsD

The Chinese scientists from Beijing talking about two strains, the aggressive L strain and the older S strain that is less dangerous. I think this paper has been retracted, though.

archive.is/GPVv4

"‘Striking’ coronavirus mutations found within one family cluster, Chinese scientists say"

They found a bunch of mutations of the coronavirus within a group of people, suggesting that it was evolving during human to human transmission.

any kind of opiate.

>majority of Republicans are older people

You really don't want this to spread, m8.

Does he have aids?

have your drug dealers started getting robbed and into gunfights?

I agree man. We should just do nothing and give the poor little virus a fighting chance.

jej

>HCQ
already proven to be ineffective. Find a new meme cure to hype up

basically anything

Fuck that. Call a locksmith. You have the right to access your own house

We are holding out fine. Is a nothingburger.

Clean it and your fine.

Xmas vacation: Cold and have to see relatives

Summer holiday: Cold, mosquitoes and have to fix the cottage again

Corona holiday: Comfy and do Alyx!

That's a guy isn't it?

It wouldn't surprise me if the number went up

It's to be expected tbqh. She IS Corona-chan afterl so she's gunning for that crown Her Royal Majesty has.

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How much?

Whoever made the y axis on that chart needs a bullet in their brain

I did recontact my friends after 3 years of cutting them off and being alone and miserable, and it was the best thing that ever happened to me, even though they did hurt me a bit in the past, is all good now.

Yas Forums is natsic you dumbnigger

Shills spam that shit but get btfo each thread

its the grain that breaks the insects back.

This will be the end of the CCP

How's Russia and Iran doing?

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Because amerimutts can't learn to cook for themselves. A lot of people don't have "time" to make meals at home, so they buy a wu-flu pizza and bring it home to the family
Furries and degenerates are in every conceivable community around the Internet. They can either be your best allies or your worst enemies

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I heard a gunshot outside, three days ago.

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Wait What happened did the governors and mayors went "Fuck you Bolsonaro?"

youtube.com/watch?v=RUi0B4SwInY

>illitaly
Fuck. Still funny

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