Brit/pol/ Tapioca pudding Edition

a 27 year old has died on china with no prior health conditions
but we know that anyway

warhammer is gay
it was cool when I was 12

Mass Vaccinations on root.... disguised as test kits?

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I made some new Norfposting content, lads. Hope you like it.

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you're seething because he's had sex and hated it

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Looks like cherries to me.

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How are you feeling today lass?

>Dailymail

>might shoop mozza peaking in through the door when i get a moment.
Noice! I'm still going to continue making one, it will be simple though.

>on root

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>HURR DUUR DA ARMI NO ROYEL

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loads better today thanks. looked like just a 1-day thing, pretty weird...shit mesel, unless that was actually it for me? thanks for asking

Saved LMAO

well that looks tasty

>antibody tests
completely worthless. they only tell you if you've had the virus, which you'd already know. "mild" infections leave you with lung and brain damage.

Why do people still believe you can gain immunity to a Sars-like virus? Who is telling them thats what we are aiming for?

Obesity is a health condition the fat mong

>on root
*en route

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21 year old girl with no health conditions died in the UK today

youtube.com/watch?v=AJRMEmvMB24

>letting them know they are immune
when is this "immunity" meme going to end? we know this virus has ADE and there are lots of reports of reinfection + death.

fake - the jaw in the top right gives it away coomer.

based

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Im glad you are feeling better.

I wonder how screwed people are who spend 24/7 in pubs and are covered in tattoos. They probably don't have that good of an immune system.

right that's it sorry Boris we're opening up the boozers can't take much more of this nonsense baz is spitting feathers here

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not if it's undiagnosed

I see you've already had a mild infection then.

So asymptomatic infections don't occur?
That's contrary to what you said in the last couple of threads.
Make up you mind.

So is Lorde not famous any more?

Seems like Billie Eilish has taken over her niche.

Bloody love a bit of tapioca pudding desu. Haven't had it for ages though. I'll have to make some soon.

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cheeky

a 17 year old died in california.

FUCK CURTAIN TWITCHING LOCKDOWN JANNIES

it’s a man you fucking simp

So the army aren't just political cucks, they're cucks to the monarchy too, I see

Pop thots don't have long shelf lives.

Looks like bloody diarrhea. No thanks user.

Kek

Sounds like some kind of enzyme-linked immunoassay blood test, the kit would be like a blood sugar testing device diabetics use to check blood sugar, but instead of a test strip going into a little computer it would probably be like a pregnancy test and a line would appear or a colour would change etc,

she's even younger than me and I smoke
Damn I'm not used to anyone actually being polite to me here, me defenses are so high I'm almost compelled to think you're being sarcastic lmao. but thanks, I hope you are too user.
kys my good "troll"

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you're asymptomatic and contagious for weeks after you catch the virus, but the symptoms eventually catch up with you. there's no way to fully recover because the virus fucks with your immune system. this leaves you open to reinfection.

hahaha

i’m the troll yet you’re the one who spans the thread about black cock
fuck off tranny

Reckon it's too late to pick up phyzz gold / silver ahead of the looming economic crash lads?

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Kekd

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Ever had analingus?

That's why their official title is Royal British Army I guess....

go and see a doctor

do you actually even take in anything i say when i'm legit telling you that if you had any brain you'd know that it wasn't me doing any of that shit you stupid, STUPID fucking brainlet. bet you actually replied to him too you fuckin' mong

I did it, but never on me wew

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>phyzz gold / silver
what is that? poppers?

Have you heard the term royal pain?

Definitely don't bother with silver.
It's always good to have a little gold.
Buy coins not bars, bars are a fucking nightmare to sell at the moment.

looks like Argos

Pip Pip luvs and top o the morning mates. Its time were all shacked up to throw back a few filthy pints with the filth we hold close cheering God Save the Queen!

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gonna go sainos. gonna get tinnies. gonna get a maccies. god is good.

thought that too
cashier number fowah please

see? this guy now fuck off both of ya retards

Love you lads, be well please

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tinnies are haram

>why would i lie on the internet
kill your self you fucking race traitor tranny scum

250133119
>source: my urethra

they're getting closer and closer to revealing the truth about ADE. there is no immunity.
twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1242466430097870849

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change your fucking username you utter fucking mong
can you genuinely tell me why you want to pretend to be me?
shut up you fucking low-iq baiter. this is your last (you)

fuk off imposter

fuck you manhands you dirty paki

why are you doing this
why is this the only thing you wanted to do all day even when i'm absent
do you write your posts with a hard-on wearing tights per chance?

that's why i drink them la, piss off islamists

I actually like most of you on here, I wouldnt want anything bad to happen to any of you. Seethenonce can get fucked though.

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just love BLACK cock ngl

Based

I thought there was no immunity from any kind of corona virus hence we have seasonal flu strains?

>Man, 42, 'catches coronavirus after using the same stairwell as a COVID-19 positive neighbour'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8151965/Man-42-catches-coronavirus-using-stairwell-COVID-19-positive-neighbour.html

>Will supermarkets become the new superspreaders? Heartbroken son begs people to obey social distancing rules after his mother, 87, dies from coronavirus after shopping in Asda
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8150625/Will-supermarkets-new-superspreader-coronavirus.html

>Coronavirus RNA survived in Diamond Princess cruise cabins for 17 days, CDC says
independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/coronavirus-diamond-princess-cruise-ship-cabin-passenger-cdc-covid-19-rna-a9420991.html

will you fucking faggots stop fucking begging for my attention
just fuck off
just fuck off and fucking die

you, cunt, have simply no fucking clue what you're even talking about you are just throwing cheap low-iq trash
just FUCK. OFF. FUCK OFF
WHY DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOURE ME
ARE YOU GETTING OFF ON IT

FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF

jUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST FUCK OFF

NOW THERES 2 OF YOU

JUST FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNTS LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE LET ME FUCKING POST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES NOW!!!

cum on feel the the noize haha great music yeah
tryna live by the arkān ad-dīn but quiet riot draw me in bro
haha

hope your doing well bro.
What part of Italy are you from? Have you lived there all your life?

I'm thinking of going to Asda and coughing the whole time in front of people what do you reckon

shut
THE
FUCK UP

FUCKING INCEL
LITERAL FUCKING INCEL BEHAVIOUR

WHY DO YOU SPEND EVERY DAY TRYING TO PISS ME OFF
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT YOU HAVE AGAINST ME YOU WANT TO ACTUALLY WASTE YOUR "LIFE" ON THIS? ALL THE PROBABILITY OF BEING BORN IN THIS WORLD AND YOU WANT TO SPEND YOUR FINITE DAYS DOING THIS

YOU ARE A FUCKING PRICK

getting some hilarious laffs out of this

post more bootlicking raging faggots lads

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i lick NIGGER arseholes most weekends ngl confinement is killing me LMFAO

nah you're alright lad, no hard feelings fella

Extremely based

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glad to see brit/pol/ has reverted to tripfag fighting again

ugly

Do it

I wasn't stressed about the virus
I wasn't stressed about the full shops
I wasn't stressed about the economic collapse

but the constant street football
constant music blasting
people with no where to go just walking around
people just letting their kids run riot

its going to give me a stoke

I think the rare bit of silence really spooks people because a thought might pop into their heads

I know for a fucking fact these people have stopped washing their hands, and since they have been told not to group they have started throwing parties

Its insane

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Just miss the Karenposting desu senpai

There are hardly any diseases that you don't develop immunity to after you've had it. You fight off a disease by generating antibodies, those antibodies remain in your system. You never suffer from the same strain of cold or flu twice.

YOU FUCKING INCELS JUST CANT HANDLE THAT I LOVE BLACK COCK AND WHITE BOYS CANT COMPETE

Alright lads, what's happening today, slept in late?

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humming on the hajj
cumming in the vag
ramadan diet
quiet riot

Is that Priti Patel?

is that you jahans

Why you searching kids on twitter

These will be the first to go. They've probably got absolute shit immune systems from drinking constantly at the weekend and taking all sorts of drugs.

reminder: don't reply to attention seeking tripfucks

LOOK AT THE FUCKING STATE

JUST

FUCK

OFF

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU FUCKING RUIN THE WHOLE FUCKING THREAD AND ITS BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE PEOPLE HATE ME AND TRY TO PISS ME OFF EVERY DAY

JUST FUCK OFF

LOOK T THE FUCKING STATE THERE ARE FUCKING 3 OF THEM USING MY FUCKING NAME

FUCK

OFF

FUCKING DIE

I WANT YOU TO GET FUCKING STABBED SO BAD

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it is if you believe

kek

FUCKING HELL LADS THE MISSIS IS FUCKING ME DRY

>SHAGGING LAST NIGHT
>BLOW JOB THIS MORNING
>SHAGGED HER ONCE THIS AVVER ALREADY
>SHES WANTS MOAR AFTER SHES DONE ME TEA

ill never get out this lockdown alive

I'm a believer!

THIS GETTING OUT OF HAND

FUCK OFF IMPOSTERS

You will be a mere husk of a man.

4-Mar: Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
archive.is/WiKsp

3-Mar: Two major strains, different binding surfaces
archive.is/yHtsD

2-Mar: Coronavirus (SARS), not influenza (flu), not rhinovirus (cold)
archive.is/qAxqi

27-Feb: HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
archive.is/xwQVe

10-Feb: nCoV contains new HIV-like cleavage site
archive.is/AhdAT

2-Feb: HIV-like inserts associated to binding
archive.is/vHtpU

4-Feb: Puzzles surrounding nCoV
archive.is/wuh0o

3-Feb: Rapidly mutating
archive.is/GPVv4

23-Jan: A single mutation could significantly enhance ability to infect humans
archive.is/UHeWM

3-Feb: nCoV is 96% identical to SARS-CoV
archive.is/VksyA

11-Dec-2019: SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
archive.is/gM8Va

1-Aug-2015: SARS-CoV antibody response is short-lived
archive.is/bzPRH

22-Aug-2014: SARS-CoV antibody-dependent infection
archive.is/mja2Z

10-Jan-2011: SARS-CoV vaccine fails, causes ADE
archive.is/qMx97

2-Sept-2010: SARS-CoV turned into a lifetime chronic disease
archive.is/B7J7L

29-Mar-2010: SARS-CoV survivors are significantly impaired
archive.is/J9Uvj

15-Apr-2009: Long-term psychiatric morbidities among SARS-CoV survivors
archive.is/vfVhf

1-Nov-2008: Prior immunization to SARS-CoV causes pneumonia on reinfection
archive.is/4kvOs

13-Nov-2003: SARS-CoV antibody-dependent enhancement
archive.is/HkExA

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Prayer is the protiction
Of any Viruse.

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youtu.be/51UkfTjCMF4?t=784

In the last hour I've heard 3 millitary jets fly over head

Welp guys I'm fucked. The government has let my local bog roller shop stay open (the only one around for miles) but the owner has bottled it and shut down anyway for 2 months, maybe forever. If I end up shitting in the street down a draincover don't judge me.

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No, it would tell you if you are currently infected and give an idea of how long ago you were infected. Antibody levels drop sharply shortly after the infection is gone if it’s your 1st exposure.

Was thinking of putting some leaflets through local doors, but am concerned the people inside (who are all over 70) will be angry that they have to touch the paper as it may be infected. Thoughts?