/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2526 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

► Detected: 440,359 (+17,832) ► Died: 19,753 (+863)

— 3.4 billion people put under lockdown —

— 1,304 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —

>NEWS
1 million Canadians apply for unemployment
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21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
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All 40,000 fans in a football game got infected
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Prince Charles has tested positive for coronavirus
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China expats buying masks from other countries and shipping them
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>RESEARCH
Virus might spread through banknotes
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Coronavirus (SARS), not influenza (flu), not rhinovirus (cold)
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Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
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Virus spreads through pipes
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Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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>REMINDER
Engineered SARS-related bat coronavirus caused polemic over risks
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Wuhan biolab sold lab animals as wild-caught to wet markets
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China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
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Iran coronavirus burial pits visible from space
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21 million fewer cellphone users in China
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
09:03: 104 new cases and 3 new deaths in Indonesia.
08:47: 163 new cases in Russia.
08:42: 177 new cases and 5 new deaths in Germany.
08:25: 84 new cases and 3 new deaths in the Philippines.
08:03: 110 new cases and 1 new death in Pakistan.
07:52: 155 new cases in South Africa.
07:51: 374 new cases and 2 new deaths in Israel.

>MORE
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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people and 1 million of russian pigdogs already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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Trips determine who dies

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>1 million Canadians apply for unemployment
>archive.is/gzk39
And that's before the "all non-essential businesses must close" line, folks
We're looking at probably 3 million when that kicks in
The lines are jammed and the gibs aren't coming through
Shit's gonna get really fucking nasty fast if there's three million people out of money

I don't want to spread the virus to anyone else, but I hope it gets me and ends me.

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Safest states:
-North Carolina
-Nevada
-Dakotas
-Kentucky
-Maine
-New Hampshire
-Tennessee
-California (seriously)

Everyone.

How long till everything is back to normal?

Does anyone have the latest UK numbers? Trying to see if we are still 'Italiy in two weeks'' territory

POST LEWD CORONACHANS I NEED COLLECTION!

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California has one of the lowest testing rates in the entire US. However, they are imposing a lockdown unlike other states. Their unsanitary life styles may be compensated for as a result of taking action other states are unwilling to take.

WHY NOBODY IS TAKING ABOUT THE SWISS?
THE BANKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sargon of Akkad

>normal

I guess it's mostly empty.

everyone

>no alaska
shit list

why doesn't corona chan kill the sand niggers and pos?

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What do you mean?

Based German Bro

the gays

~10 years.

Any state with largely farmland or desert is okay.

>Have rape fetish
>Like choking, hitting and dominating women
>Like when they scream
>Get a steel hard boner when they look at me with their scared eyes
>Anons post my fetish in these breads
Thanks bros, POST MOOORE

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Hnnnnggg a tanned Mordred

>NC
yes
>Nevada
no
>Dakotas 100%
>Kentucky
yes
>Maine
No
>NH
No
>Tennessee
Yes
>Cali
No way
I actually missed they're mubers yesterday how was it?

50%

>mfw Minnesota
Just some hours away from the boundary waters to live /innawoods/ bros. Let the cities suffer the unsanitary wrath of the Somali hoards

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Two years

Drumpf

Furries

(((them)))

Murica

Are you a nigger?

>20k dead in 5 months
5 times more people than that die every single day.
What a nothingburger.

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#MAKECHINAPAY

Higher death count than the previous day by a fair bit. Still not over 1k tho.

jews have unleashed their second weapon on us gentiles. don't give in to temptation. fight the urge.

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What's the situation in burgerland?

Newer.

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 55,081 (785) Spain 47,610 (3,434) Germany 35,714 (181) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 10,537 (149) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,227 (433) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Portugal 2,995 (43) Norway 2,971 (14) Canada 2,792 (26) Sweden 2,526 (44) Australia 2,431 (9) Brazil 2,274 (47) Israel 2,170 (5) Turkey 1,874 (44) Malaysia 1,796 (19) Denmark 1,715 (34) Czech Republic 1,497 (5) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Chile 1,142 (3) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,082 (27) Pakistan 1,022 (8) Poland 957 (13) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (13) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Indonesia 790 (58) Greece 743 (20) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (1) Philippines 636 (38) Singapore 631 (2) India 606 (10) Slovenia 528 (5) Panama 443 (6) Egypt 442 (21) Bahrain 419 (3) Croatia 418 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) United States +225 (+5) Spain +5,552 (+443) Germany +2,723 (+22) Iran +2,206 (+143) Switzerland +660 (+27) South Korea +100 (+6) United Kingdom +150 (+11) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Portugal +633 (+10) Norway +105 (+2) Sweden +227 (+4) Australia +114 (+1) Brazil +27 (+1) Israel +240 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+3) Denmark +124 (+2) Czech Republic +103 (+2) Chile +220 (+1) Pakistan +50 (+1) Poland +56 (+3) Romania +112 (+1) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Philippines +84 (+3) Slovenia +48 (+1) Egypt +40 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Dominican Republic +80 (+4) Argentina (+2) Serbia +81 (+1) Iraq +30 (+2) Lithuania +46 (+2) Hungary +39 (+1) Ukraine +14 (+1) Azerbaijan +6 (+1) Afghanistan +5 (+1) Ghana +15 (+1) Bangladesh (+1) Paraguay +10 (+1) Niger +4 (+1) Turkey +2 Thailand +107 Iceland +89 South Africa +155…

>FULL LISTS
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Merkel

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Me

China

pretty sure being an english slag is an underlying health condition

dont you will make terrones

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high temperature+lockdowns

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Stop using porn

you’re telling me 1/5th of daily deaths are due to corona?
that’s a nothingburger to you?
jesus christ the CCP is not paying you enough

Capitalism

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Nobody

wow, china really has it under control, amazing, good work

50%

youtube.com/watch?v=EFqjDXy9s5A
METALLICA TRIED TO WARN US

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reroll

Biden

>Comparing an exponential threat that is still in the process of spreading to a static number
Kill yourself shillstein

>Are you a nigger?
Nope, i am mostly European with a hint of Ashkenazi Jew blood

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stop posting porn you mutt niggers

For those in lock down
openculture.com/freemoviesonline
>also free e-books , audio books, language courses etc

You should be shot when shit hits the fan.

>FUTURE MARKETS
Poland (-2.00%) Germany (-0.34%) Russia (+0.13%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (+0.07%) Italy (+0.38%) Netherlands (+0.53%) Switzerland (+1.19%) Australia (+1.36%) Spain (+1.71%) United States (+2.26%) France (+2.23%) Taiwan (+2.85%) Japan (+3.03%) Hong Kong (+3.11%) China (+3.14%) United Kingdom (+3.88%) Brazil (+4.70%) South Africa (+4.98%) South Korea (+5.16%) India (+6.19%) Singapore (+6.33%) Austria (+8.02%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-12%) Beijing (-18%) Wuhan (-10%) New Delhi (-69%) Dubai (-41%) Moscow (-37%) Rome (-28%) Milan (-19%) Berlin (-33%) Munich (-25%) Brussels (-33%) Paris (-40%) Madrid (-18%) Barcelona (-24%) London (-24%) Johannesburg (-33%) Sao Paulo (-39%) Buenos Aires (-22%) New York (-31%) Washington (-17%) Miami (-16%) Toronto (-24%) Chicago (-25%) Houston (-19%) Mexico City (-66%) Los Angeles (-62%) Seattle (-42%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) Brazil (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Poland (37m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Philippines (13m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Czech Republic (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Denmark (5m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m)…

>FULL LISTS
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the entirety of israel

Ginsburg

Niggers and black people

Are you retarded?

China w/ their 'imported cases'

>Germany 35,714 (181)
how

Should I cure coronavirus?

they're closing in guiseppe
you better cough on mum and paps soon if you want to win

>number of threads multiplied by 8 still greater than dead, possibly for the next two hours
>happening
Stop shilling this nothing sandwich

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REROLL

But it's not exponential.
Look, perfectly straight linear growth.

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No, read it again. 5 times the whole death toll of the coronavirus dies EVERY day.

Go for it

>burger education

my bad, 1/6th

muh big cities

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Paul "Granny Lover" McCartney

Rorring for every subhuman dying

K

don't worry we will get what is coming for us

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>moved to TN last month
>already made friends with my neighbors
>15 minutes from mountains and woods
>10 minutes from Grade A hospital
>so many guns
>fresh water
>having a mini grillout with QT neighbor today
>already breeding some tinder girl

I have established myself here for my compound and harem and things could not be going better.

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The chad germanic genes vs the virgin mediterranean dna

Abe

Everyone, no survivors

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Having a strong fetish that will never accomplish TOP KEK

Trump mentioned the cure - hydroxychloroquine. He hired the best doctors to give him that medical protocol after globalists tried to sabotage his campaign with this bioweapon. There are other zinc ionophores as well that help zinc pass through the cell membrane and prevent the virus from hijacking the DNA RNA machinery. Quercetin and EGCG from green tea are also being studied for corona for their zinc ionophore properties. Tonic water with quinine, green tea, green smoothies, and zinc!!

This may kill hundreds of thousands to millions of us. Funny that Russia has so few cases...

my apologies, i am a time traveller from april

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Help! I'm surrounded by Swedes!

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The people who ruined Kemono friends

Nobody. Nothingburger declared.

Imagine making this many threads about the flu

OP

>logarithmic scale
here's your (You)

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I like gagged women because they don't talk shit

dont worry not for long

All right user, I'll try.
I'll mention your post as inspiration when I succeed.

(You)

NYC about to get shrekt
F

Fred Guttenberg
@fred_guttenberg
(1,3) I am in direct communication with an ER Doc in the NYC area. This is the URGENT message I just received from him. They know longer have capacity to isolate safely. @realDonaldTrump
stop fucking around with New York. Your decisions are killing people.

Fred Guttenberg
@fred_guttenberg
·
50m
Replying to
@fred_guttenberg
(2,3) "The ERs and Hospitals are being over run. Only come if you are in need of hospitalization. We have run out of the capacity to isolate safely. We need more ventilators sooner than later."
Fred Guttenberg
@fred_guttenberg
·
50m
(3,3) "We are reaching the point of choosing who will get treated instead of giving everyone the same treatment."

NY is Wuhan. The yew york rats even leave the city and now are infecting everyone else.

George Soros

>LA and NY limiting testing only to severe cases
>This is the current chart even with massive undercounting
Take the blackpill

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>Having a strong fetish that will never accomplish TOP KEK
Rape fuck every GF, last one wanted to get me arrested.

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Artie Lange

It's a logarithmic scale you massively retarded mutt.

Greta the Thundersperg

Trump, Pence, Bernie, Biden, Pelosi, Grassely...

Mike Pompeo assumes the presidency and overthrows the government in a military coup.

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How long until life goes back to normal? I'd say 2 years.

The Gary poster

Glad you're enjoying our fine state friend

all faties

I hope every piece of gipsy dies in this pandemia

Only me

Everyone

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Never, unless you count martial law and social credit to be normal.

I'm a little jealous desu. This quarantine is kinda lonely

All world leaders

The fake pope

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>Stop using porn
>You should be shot when shit hits the fan.

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Rollllllll

Everyone

My boomer neighbors who think this virus is a haox. Then every retard in Europe who thinks this is a nothingburger or not real.

LiL donney

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Everybody dies.

>Logarithmic scale
>Linear
kek

>Your decisions are killing people.
i still don't know what they expect him to do there

Well well well, tell me the story I'm interested now

Niggers

I work at a hospital and now we have to go through a screening when we enter the front door. Even if you have symptoms, you can't get a test unless you have a 101+ fever.

I called our hotline to ask if patients were made aware that the people taking care of them are not allowed to get tested, and they literally said "w-why would patients need to know?" When I pressed further I was told that it's not a debate or discussion, they will only follow CDC Guidelines.

>nurse! I have trouble breathing
>I....I am sorry user, we are out of ventilators
>This is it, corona-chan got me.
>There is one treatment we can try, it's new and not tested enough yet, but it is worth a try
>What is it, I am willing to try anything to have a chance
>I have to sit on your face and form a perfect air-thight seal with my buttcheeks around your mouth and nose. Then I will have to fart directly into your lungs.
>BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

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Hotspots:
Akransas
Alabama
Louisiana
Georgia
Colorado
New York
New Jersey
Florida
Michigan

I really hope this leads to the golden age of VR where unversity classes and gaming are all virtual.

Cool it with the antisemitism goy

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If corona comes back in the fall for 2nd round no country is going to have the will for another lockdown right?it's just going to spread and the powers that be would hope it doesnt kill too many right?

Pope

WHITE WOMAN DIED
STOP THE PRESSES
SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

If anything now I know how much my filthy faggot co workers pick their noses. Still working because Jewnited States of Jewmerica

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twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/1242823263597793280

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY TRUMP BUX

imagine the smell

Wtf is that latex blous

A small group of people with known and obvious risk factors whose behaviors led them to increased risk of infection, fewer than 0.01% of all infected

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Me

Thanks user. Moved to Chattanooga to establish my business, until it went under this week after 2 years, already have a new job here though. So much great nature
Take this time to reach out to old friends, Ive also found depending on where you live people are pretty willing to engage. My neighbor is a bartender and shes been super bored, my other neighbor is a teacher and hes laid off, so I just pop by and check in and its been cool.

ESTONIA 1 DEATH

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royalty dies

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all career politicians.

Thank you, user

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a sign language monkey

really? if you shoe any symptoms in Canada you are not allowed to work for 14 days
America is nurgle pozzed? drs and nurses are super spreader

This is very likely to backfire horribly.

F qtp2t

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We’ve developed a testing kit in the UK which gets results in 15 minutes from a finger prick. Were we too cocky doomerbros?

Porn is a weapon being used against you. Your addiction makes you soft and weak.

digits and we will have round two of infections within 3 months

>only follow CDC Guidelines.
I fucking hate this bullshit. People refuse to use logic and reason and do what is best and blindly follow orders.
I thought that was no excuse because of muh evil nazi.
Regardless just tell me the truth I can't do shit if all I am fed is lies and my data is bad.

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Clinton

Bernie has been predicted like 4 times already.

the nose....

everyone

>takes creepshots of women wearing a uniform they must wear to work
>wears a filthy unwashed t-shirt
Checks out

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r*ssian subhumans

toothpaste land has a shot at the finals bros
who else HERD here?

Awyish pure fucking doom

So a Jew. Explains the depravity.

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can we just get the mad dog mattis to do that instead?

People should just listen to me

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Bingo you silly leaf

So this is /pol

checked

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Is a 6-inch diameter at 45 yards good for a 9mm rifle and iron sights?

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>21 million fewer cellphone users in China
Well of course, people that had 2 phones, one for work and a personal one, now don't use one.

I feel bad for our medical staff. They are really getting fucked over.

those are not trips those are quads
the guessing continues

>China 81,218 (3,281)
>Italy 69,176 (6,820)

Winne the Pooh really thinks we're retarded huh

Lmao.
No underlying conditions?
Except the dick she sucks

Condolences bro.

Yes. Yes it is nigger.

Nah, we'll get fucked just slightly later

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sneed

that's normal governments never make mistakes and follow only scientific info

This corona chan is spreading

Thanks for the replies kind strangers, I bet Klaus Iohannis

Fuck off newfag, we're full.

new challenger!
can italy remain in the lead?

Fuck u man

Don't worry, the second round is the one that rapidly kills the already infected.

me

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THEY'RE KILLING CORONA-CHAN, AAAAAAAA

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT THE HECKIN NIGGERINOS

> only 21 million chinksects are in quarantine/jobless
jej

Anyone here that was apart of project GATES, been seeing or feeling visions/unease as of late?

According to the vision I had one nuke starts the Armageddon.

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NY alone will beat italy

Charles

yer ma

Yes

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72%of earth's population (mostly males) so that the competition for a female lowers down. Also why is the virus so slow here in India, I was expecting more. Is it a fuckin nothing-dosa?

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>Madrid -18%
wew I thought London was retarded they are fucked if they carry on like that

T-take it back human!
What have I ever done to you?

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Bolsonaro

collapse when?

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>At least one person in Kentucky is infected after taking part at a "coronavirus party" with a group of young adults, Gov. Andy Beshear said Tuesday.
>The partygoers intentionally got together "thinking they were invincible" and purposely defying state guidance to practice social distancing, Bashear said.
>"This is one that makes me mad," the governor said. "We have to be much better than that."

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we made it!!!

daily reminder: chinks are disgusting pieces of shit

Jesus fuck, just one day and we've already had like an increase of like what? 10K or 20K Confirmed Cases? I still remember the rush when the chinks reported 14K cases, what a ride

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You can bet on how many people will get infected and die from coronavirus with coronacoin $nCoV

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I was in GATES and Armageddon is one nuke only.

Everyone.

are you guys even testing?
id imagine you are shitting in the streets too much to give a shit

Rerolling for Soros

no it's terrible
do you have Parkinson's? impaired vision?
also wtf kinda "rifle" do you have that's in 9mm, fag? that's pistol caliber

Some of my people are so retarded.

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Brazil is entering in a civil war.
Thanks corona-chan

>Well well well, tell me the story I'm interested now

>Edgy GF with daddy issues (my favorite type)
>Had only 1 BF before me
>Wanted me to choke her to show me how wild she is
>Throw her on her back
>Put it in with full force
>Fuck her as fast as i can
>Choke her hard
>Tries hitting me
>NOPE.jpeg
>Choke her harder
>She almost passes out
>Nut in her
>She starts crying
>Needs 10 minutes to get up from my bed
>Leaves my house shaking
>Later writes me that she will go to the police
>Never does it
>Blocks my number
Kek, the bitch wanted so Daddy action and she could handle the real game

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Fuck you

there ya go

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you won't know for sure until the bodycount is in the 5 digit range. i mean, don't you have TB and shit there? first indian death was discovered post-mortem iirc.

They are doing this in London which is why it's about to hit capacity and medics are out all over the system.

That sounds like a you problem sweetheart, don’t know how bad your eyes are but that’s a straight, linear line.

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yes

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trump

*coughs in your face*
sign language that you stupid monkey

God she looks so fake and ugly. Embrace this retard.

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Checked

Ok

No, you.

Well it's mine now.

Why didn't I listen to him. Now I'm quarantined in one of the biggest cities in the world and will die raped by niggers like an urbanite degenerate.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Why aren't the 2nd phasers dropping dead in Germany, Japan, or Singapore though?

Bruh, youve been huffing them gasoline fumes way to much.

NO ITALIAN CONFERENCE TODAY
>NO ITALIAN CONFERENCE TODAY
NO ITALIAN CONFERENCE TODAY
>NO ITALIAN CONFERENCE TODAY
NO ITALIAN CONFERENCE TODAY
>NO ITALIAN CONFERENCE TODAY
ANNOUNCER ANGELO BORRELLI HAS "FEVER"
>ANNOUNCER ANGELO BORRELLI HAS "FEVER"
ANNOUNCER ANGELO BORRELLI HAS "FEVER"
>ANNOUNCER ANGELO BORRELLI HAS "FEVER"
ANNOUNCER ANGELO BORRELLI HAS "FEVER"
>ANNOUNCER ANGELO BORRELLI HAS "FEVER"

They're not testing for a reason you tard

Fuck I was hoping my vision wasn't apart of the hive mind they were attempting to create.

Jair Bolsonaro.

Pls no

reasonerino?

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This guy

Noooo, no los monitos!

Pedos, faggots, boomers, and bankers

what?

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rip sign monkey

>everyone else who could read died of corona already
everyone else who could read died of corona already
>everyone else who could read died of corona already
everyone else who could read died of corona already
>everyone else who could read died of corona already
everyone else who could read died of corona already
>everyone else who could read died of corona already
everyone else who could read died of corona already

BREAKING NEWS

1643 NEW CASES AND 296 NEW DEATHS IN LOMBARDY REGION

HAPPENING CANCELLED

SOURCE REUTERS

>The U.S. Health Weather Map is a visualization of seasonal illness linked to fever - specifically influenza-like illness. The aggregate, anonymized data visualized here is a product of Kinsa’s network of Smart Thermometers and the accompanying mobile applications. Kinsa is providing this map and associated charts as a public service.
>Please note: We are not stating that this data represents COVID-19 activity. However, we would expect to pick up higher-than-anticipated levels of flu-like symptoms in our data in areas where the pandemic is affecting large numbers of people. Taken together with other data points, we believe this data may be a helpful early indicator of where and how quickly the virus is spreading.

yeeeeeeesssss mein negger.

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Also, /cvg/ movie list

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We are, but modi quarantined everyone for more than 1 month. So no chance of it spreading at a larger rate for now.
Atleast the economy will be in shambles.

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The patrician taste

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Justin Beiber fans

Is that where we get the numbers? If so, are we not getting numbers today?

Two months ago I predicted I'd know someone infected by now.
I know 5, two separate contacts, and one is on a ventilator fighting for his life.

OH NO NO NO

Unlucky fever

NO NUMBERS?

Will we get numbers today?

Nooooooooooo

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WE DID IT NOTHINGBURGER-BROS

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The entire royal family.