/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF COOFERS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpAd: Democrats: Placing Politics Over People 3/24/20
pic.twitter.com/JO6fGhifad
youtu.be/595pvdlSlp0
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/24/20
c-span.org/video/?470667-1/
youtu.be/4R75JwHCA1U
>Pres Trump Interview w/Bill Hemmer 3/24/20
youtu.be/vGiV5ITWVWY
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force @FoxNews Virtual Town Hall 3/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144413240001 (full)
youtu.be/wy3NrqNN9uU (Pres Trump)
>DefSec Esper/JCSChair ArmyGen Milley/SEAC Colon-Lopez @Virtual Town Hall 3/24/20
dvidshub.net/video/744094/
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 3/24/20
c-span.org/video/?470647-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 3/24/20
youtu.be/BpmTYrnmEMM
>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 3/24/20
youtu.be/0xl6vjjzZwA
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on F&F 3/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144320914001
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on GMA 3/24/20
youtu.be/0XDhMW0ErG0
>DepCBPCommr Perez on Spicer&Co 3/24/20
youtu.be/BIose2uKiwA
>DepHHSSec Hargan on America 1st w/Gorka 3/24/20
youtu.be/wtxZE2tIaKw
>NIAIDDir Fauci on Ingraham 3/24/20
youtu.be/IbN5YS9nZqQ
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on FBN 3/24/20
youtu.be/Yqbd1RKaZ5g
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 3/24/20
youtu.be/8MQFLeYeVcA
>SG Adams on Hannity 3/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144508388001
>SG Adams @SRNT 26th Annual Meeting on Smoking Cessation 3/24/20
youtu.be/Z9YhzFzkrI0

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MAGA!

JUST

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MAGA

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>this retard on Fox saying he thinks restaurants shouldn't even do takeout and delivery because it puts employees at risk

Just wash your hands retard.

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Don't let the DNC rob you of your future!

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ANOTHER GOOD POLL FOR TRUMP

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checked

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I know not your private Army... whatever.

will /ptg/ help me vote Moonman to win best NASCAR paint scheme?

twitter.com/CGRTeams/status/1242822914652745729

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>tfw I might have to stop posting for a while because I keep leaning on my right elbow while reading and my shoulder is killing me

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BOOF BOOF

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APRIL 6

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>Nignogs chimp when told get job
>Some user chimp when told get job
Humu humu

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wait a minute is that a greenscreen of biden's house?

>Don't let the DNC rob you of your future!

I'm not.
I WILL be writing in Bernie since there is no way that anyone elsse the DNC has can beat drumpf, This way DNC will know they fukked up and the next time Bernie WILL GET THE NOMINATIN

You calling me poor?

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Price is objective: it is the number on the sticker.
Value is subjective: it is what one perceives a thing to be worth.
A classy escort might charge a high price, but she has no value compared to a faithful tradwife who will give you white children.

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Lean on your left then

A very patrician struggle, same with computering. MAGA too much on the computer and your arms go numb for a long time.

A chink and two kikes show up on Twitter....

Are these threads for or against Trump? I can never tell.

it is written

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against. the name is just ironic

God I hate women

>young person
>no pre-existing
>dies from coronachan

Well that would make her the first
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Wash your hands and don't stick your hands in your mouth. Problem solved

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Desu you're not wrong in economics terms which I appreciate the education of anons on but the term overvalued is applicable to apple. The estimated importance and fixed currency value is too high.

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Yes. Invest wisely and become rich. You are setting out now on your path to achieve whatever you can dream.

We need more patriots like you, Lad.
Give em hell.

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This fucking guy.

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In the name of the Real Death Party, please lick surfaces and your hands constantly so that only the strong may survive.

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Pro trump. Shills will reeeee about anything and everything though

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anyone have a link to the text of the stimulus plan?

Fuck glunk and fuck midwestern people

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Honestly people should just shave all their hair and walk around covered in hand sanitizer, all good

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the meme which destroyed /ptg/

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I have been trying but I do it unconsciously. The chair I have isnt helping either. I just dont want to miss any info, drives me crazy but whatever.

>Are these threads for or against Trump? I can never tell.
it's a thread where trump and his policies are discussed in a mostly anonymous and unmoderated manner. thus, it is pretty pro-trump.

But muh white immunity

I do wonder what those that dissapprove thinks he should do that doesn't involve resigning

WOW
Some lady called into C-Span and said she used to be one of the people who says "Not my President" but she now respects president Trump and called him her president because of his response to Corona. MAGA/KAG 2020

>DEM MAN COUGH HOW CAN HE BE PRESIDENT??

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Omg I hope this is real.

>pregnant folks

>implying men can get pregnant

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Are we getting Trumpbux?

Essential employee master race checking in! MAGA!!

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Yeah my wrists are fucked also. I feel like an old man because of old injuries also. I'm gonna power through till I cant any longer.

But it’s not even a good meme and Bernie never actually tries to win.

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It is

I prefer the no refunds version

Bros... why is Trump now saying nice thing to China? Fucking CTi is now saying because America is now more fucked than China and is in need of help and Trump will no longer be saying Wuhan/China virus....

By dismissing the entire crisis?

>tfw going to work used to be a sanctuary away from stupid vaginakin and a chance to hang out with some bros while getting paid
why do women insist on ruining everything fun

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>overvalued is applicable to apple
I've used Linux and Windows. Apple makes me more productive than either, and I'm typing this on a 2012 MacBook Pro, meaning that I've gotten eight solid years out of this thing (and it's running the latest software). Maintenance has been simple, and I've replaced the battery, upgraded the ram, swapped the hard drive for an SSD, and fixed a SATA cable that went bad, all without needing repair shops. This thing's a trusty little tank.

checked MAGA

imagine coughing

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Thank you for your sage advice and your confidence in me. I will do my best.

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Fuck off Chang. Learn better engrish

checked and apparently no. The (((dems))) would rather give us a $1200 loan that needs to be paid back within 3 years, and buy a bunch of other unnecessary shit that has nothing to do with the virus, like 10K student loan forgiveness. >:(

>thinking the illegal in the back making your food washed his hands
Just learn to cook. You DID prepare and have freezer full of meat, right user?

Nancy got schlonged by big don

While this is intentionally ironic, the policies of barbie sandals are not comparable to Denmark where private insurance is legal. He wishes to make private insurance illegal. He's a commietard.

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>pushing this disproven meme

There's a diverse range of anti-durmf sentiments expressed in /ptg/
>dilate
>damage control
>cope
>shill
>seethe
They keep the thread fun and bumped.

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>Real Death Party
What was the fake one?

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>imagine coughing
stupid lunglets

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these threads don't even exist
please wake up
we miss you. we're here for you.
please wake up

Gay. I have student loan debt >10k but it's manageable. I just want muh bux so I can buy more stonks.

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>CTi
Jesus, Wang, nobody reads that propaganda rag outside of China. Go lick a bat or something to cope with your frustration at never being able to find a woman because your leaders fucked with your birth rates and inadvertently guaranteed that much of a generation would never get laid.

>this many words
the left still cant meme

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I'm very serious man. The reporters are now laughing at Trump's change of tone.

ODP is the only recognized party of its kind

Same, fren. Mine is 2009, first year for the aluminum unibody. Unfortunately, I can't update my OS past frickin El Capitan. Runs great with a replaced battery and maxed RAM though.

Fucking kek. Based