Yes, cancel Easter! Do not let Trump kill everyone!
>concern shilling
Yes, cancel Easter! Do not let Trump kill everyone!
>concern shilling
Shes right, sweaty.
No one cares about Easter, not even Christians
Seething. Yikes & cringe.
COPE
Trump knows chloroquine cures this shit and is fast tracking the FDA to approve it. Back to work Easter Monday faggots. Economy saved by pent up demand. Trump vindicated again. Media & libtards BTFO for the 848,848,847 time of his presidency. Bernie bros get Trumpbux and vote for Trump. Trump wins election in landslide. 4 more glorious years of libtard tears.
Wholesome
Who gives a shit what kikes think about this? Easter is gonna be lit!
No, just no.
Protestants and Catholics alike both celebrate Easter. Despite attempts to secularism it like Christmas, the day is still observed as a religious holiday.
Bet you think people don’t observe Ash Wednesday and then wonder why everyone is walking around with crosses drawn on their heads or why people are talking about their laundry when you keep hearing about “Lent”.
Enjoy your secular bubble, don’t ask why things are degrading around you in 10 years or where everyone went.
Sweetie posting is so 2016.
I hope they all go get infected and the pastors try in vain to faith heal... i hate ((faith healing)) morons.
>Bess Kelb
Uh sweetie...
Trump should just go full Hitler, declare the democrats traitors to the united states
April Fool's.... no white rabbit....
Rabbis across this country face a difficult question this Passover
Imagine believing that Easter is in any way christian. It's a day to celebrate the fertility goddess Ishtar. Rabbits and eggs are symbols of fertility. This is a pagan day, but pretentious and arrogant christianity takes credit for shit that pre exists their garbage religion. As is tradition.
" kalb "
Oh you zeitgeist-watching, room temperature IQ dumbass. I don’t blame you, you lived around prottie heresy all your life.
ok jew
based and sweaty-pilled
umm no sweetiebuns
The porn star paid him
Jew
It's the opposite of Thanksgiving. Conception in the spring, birth in the fall.
>YAY we're pregnant
>YAY the baby's here
easter is a celebration of the vernal equinox.
this happens in agrarian societies all over the world (except in the tropics)
the christian traditions of easter are based on the celtic Beltine celebrations you dumb cunt, it has nothing to do with ishtar
also ishtar was a goddess of love and awr, NOT fertility.
dipshits like you rush to share your ignorance at every opportunity, and you are despicable.
Put her in the brap barn for quarantine.
Jews fucking hate Easter, it is the reminder that they killed Christ.
> more ignorance...
it is the vernal equinox you retard, it's opposite would be (and is) the autumnal equinox or, for retards like you, halloween which like easter is celebrated in methods based on celtic traditions, but in this case it is samhain.
read a fucking book you cunt.
We don't celebrate eggs or rabbits, we celebrate Christ defeating the jews and death.
The audacity of these Jews.
yes, but sadly you use the holidays and traditions of the celts and dont even know WHY there are eggs, rabbits and candy involved.
protip: adopting the local holidays and traditions of the celts made cuckstianity an easier sell.
What do you do in the spring? plant a seed
What do you do you get in the fall? the fruit of the seed (baby).
What's the point of celebrating the end of life in the time of the year meant for creating it? Bit backwards to me.
This one is pretty good one.
I need my Trumpoquine pills !!
Stfu neo pagan virgin
Christian flexibility and openness helped it spread. seethe harder faggot.
Odin drank sperm
totally sweaty she’s has a poin
The sun predicted jesus ascension why cant pagan rituals predict too?
Nobody cares about chocolate egg day anyway.
Good Friday is the day the jews killed Christ.
Easter is a celebration of rebirth, hence why eggs and rabbits were adopted as metaphors.
>Ishtar
stfu larp
So many fags here.
Easter is the most important Christian holiday. It celebrates the death and resurrection of our savior Jesus Christ. Without this event we would all be burning in hell.
>Without this event we would all be burning in hell.
Everyone who can read this is still alive moron.
>Being this much of a faggot
Next term
FUCKING SWEATY POSTERS GTFOOOOOOOOO
Fucking pedos
literal blood-drinking cultist
>love and war, not fertility
Wrong. Love. War. And fertility. The Greek equivalent to Ishtar is Aphrodite you retard. Every woman prayed to ishtar wher they wanted to bear children, and when they wanted their husbands to come home from war. You are historically retarded.
God will protect you, won't he?
>kill
>death
In a time when you should be creating, you're celebrating the end of a life. You're practically worshipping abortion without realizing it.
why does he wan't the churches full on Easter? demonic plot? ancient astronaut theorists say yes.
>Ishtar, the goddess for which this holiday is originally based on is larp, but not Easter which is a christian bastardization that makes no sense
Ok bud. You wanna talk about larping. Go throw your hands in the air and turbosperg about "muh holy spirit" for a few hours with the rest of larping NPC Christian's. Real productive application of time and thinking there.
anyone notice how the only young people they publicise hospitalised with the virus are Jews in New York???....
Literally who?
BLUE CHECKMARKS ARE SHILLING HARD AND WORKING OVERTIME ON SOCIAL MEDIA TO KEEP YOUR ASS LOCKED UP IN THE HOUSE TILL ELECTION TIME
FUCK THAT
MEME ARMY ASSEMBLE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM. MAKE MEMES AND HASHTAGS AND LETS SHOW THEM WHO THEY FUCKIN WITH.
Eggs and rabbits are symbols of fertility. They make no sense whatsoever in the context of death and resurrection. Easter is based on Ishtar which is the sumerian goddess of fertility (and war). Symbols of fertility make sense in the context of a goddess of fertility...
>Ishtar
Lmao for a white identity larp your gods sure do sound like currynigger names. Pagan is even cringier than atheism.
This
>historical facts are larp
But ""speaking in tongues"" is totally genuine and not larp at all, right? They're just more special with God than the rest of us. 2deep2understand lmfao
Pagan’s as always took over a Christian holiday as always
>tweets about trump's sexual habits
This bitch is thirsty as fuck. Not for Trump, but thirsty nonetheless. Total femcel. If she already has a man, he's not hitting it enough.
Holy shit, sauce? What a fag if true
Do you mean sweety or are you saying he's a sweaty ballsack?
The christ schtick was stolen from Zoroaster.
This
Sumerian gods and goddesses are 3100 B.C.
>paganism stole from christianity
Wow she’s a miserable cunt
Imagine a world where a man who comes into power doesn't have to pay off every greedy pussy hes ever dipped into, riding the coat tails like he owes them all child support.
If all the guys pelosi fucked got together, the federal reserve would immediately run out of ventilators and the nation would die gasping for air.
>tfw no bess gf to call me sweetie
That's because our anscestors were pagans, get over it
If you believe in B.C.
Isn’t that design from Donnie Darko?
Indeed.
Masculine + Feminine = Creation
Absolute equation of Life. Each of the 3 mainstream religions right now, hold a piece of this equation. Each of you is spinning your wheels because you've been convinced not to put it together.
Modern Christianity: Masculine
Neo Paganism: Feminine
New age: Manifestation (created product of reality)
But carry on and do as you're told, don't look at what is right in front of your face.