/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2525 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

Bill, put down the phone...

>Trump just sent half the federal "stockpile" of ventilators to NY
coastfags played this well, they've managed to snag the vast majority of what federal supplies even exist

anywhere that's not a "big name" state is going to have horrific death rates. Midwestfags especially

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Reminder:
Take your vitamin D!
Take your Vitamin C!
Do full body breathing practice!

Preparedness is half the victory.

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20 days

He's actually right, you know? He's the only one realizing that niggers will chimp out anytime soon, and people won't be able to defend themselves.

That's retarded

>my sixth sense

Which stage of grief is this?

Putin announced week off because corona-virus.
youtube.com/watch?v=dkEoLhc5fW8&feature=emb_logo

Good. Now give it all to her. We need to reach 500k

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It's time to kick ass and take vaccines. And I'm all outta vaccines.

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Everyone is afraid to be the first to say that this italian virus is going to stay and that people should disregard it and go to work. If they say that they become an easiest target of another party. Killing the economy altogether is the lester of evils from this point of view, as it almost guaranteed reelection.

You naughty Goy

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Boeing Crashing Edition

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Imagine electrocuting her nipples and watching her convulse around on the floor.

>it's the "coworkers prank you with coronavirus scare"
>again
Almost makes me want contract the virus.

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I know, I know I've let you down

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I look at it this way.

If I get COVID-19, there is a 99.8% chance I will survive.

If I can't pay the rent, there is a 100% chance I'll be on the street.

I'll take my chances with COVID-19.

Open America for business President Trump!

Bill, what are you on about?!

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What am i supposed to do without a job at this time.

So how are your normalfag friends handling the lockdowns?
>mfw this one faggot keeps on calling me to bitch about how his entire week is ruined

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stable genius

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So basically he's claiming to be a prophet now?

>tfw when still have foreskin

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checked. even with the quarantines in place?maybe this shit world is ending for real.

Still 1

>bill is the draco poster

What a chad

It's 8 in the morning dude, how are you so drunk at this time of day

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One more week until he claims he can develop a vaccine himself

ITALY'S DAILY ANNOUNCER HAS THE VIRUS
THANK GOD I GOT TIRED OF HIS VOICE

Problem is taking the Trump/Bolsonaro route is political suicide unless you have a rabid fanbase that would support anything you do.

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 55,081 (785) Spain 47,610 (3,434) Germany 35,531 (181) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 10,537 (149) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,227 (433) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Portugal 2,995 (43) Norway 2,971 (14) Canada 2,792 (26) Sweden 2,526 (42) Australia 2,431 (9) Brazil 2,274 (47) Israel 2,170 (5) Turkey 1,874 (44) Malaysia 1,796 (19) Denmark 1,715 (34) Czech Republic 1,497 (5) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Chile 1,142 (2) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,082 (27) Pakistan 1,022 (8) Poland 957 (13) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (13) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Indonesia 790 (58) Greece 743 (20) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (1) Philippines 636 (38) India 606 (10) Singapore 558 (2) Slovenia 528 (5) Panama 443 (6) Egypt 442 (21) Bahrain 419 (3) Croatia 418 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) United States +225 (+5) Spain +5,552 (+443) Germany +2,540 (+22) Iran +2,206 (+143) Switzerland +660 (+27) South Korea +100 (+6) United Kingdom +150 (+11) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Portugal +633 (+10) Norway +105 (+2) Sweden +227 (+2) Australia +114 (+1) Brazil +27 (+1) Israel +240 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+3) Denmark +124 (+2) Czech Republic +103 (+2) Pakistan +50 (+1) Poland +56 (+3) Romania +112 (+1) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Philippines +84 (+3) Slovenia +48 (+1) Egypt +40 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Argentina (+1) Serbia +81 (+1) Iraq +30 (+2) Lithuania +46 (+2) Hungary +39 (+1) Ukraine +11 (+1) Afghanistan +5 (+1) Ghana +15 (+1) Bangladesh (+1) Paraguay +10 (+1) Niger +4 (+1) Turkey +2 Chile +220 Thailand +107 Iceland +89 South Africa +155 Russia +163 India +70…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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dude same

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Why no more fatality statistics from Italy anons?

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

He reminds me of David Puddy from Seinfeld for some reason.

guys if 8 have check 'em the cornvirus will get weaker in month

Kill the niggers who chimpout and put them in line. Do your job. Fucking retard. What a dumb excuse to kill 2 million of his own people.

I’m not going to coom ever again unless it is in a woman I’m attracted to

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the chimpouts are coming either way,especially here in south america

>this fucking image quality
Who let funnyjunk get our philosophical satire images?

I've got a nice night of rest and I'll be beginning work at 8am

>having normalfag friends
user...

he looks like that stupid faggot dog with his shit eating grin

I can't believe this guy makes millions tweeting retarded shit all day

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take off that trip, you fucking redditor mongrel

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So close

i have coronavirus

ask me anything

HAHAHAHA how retarded can a person be? And even worse how retarded are the people that agree with him or think he is insightful or even worse intelligent.

I emailed my normie aunt in France. Apparently she was in SPAIN earlier this month!

Dumb bitch is doomed but says everything’s fine because that was over 2 weeks ago

dude...

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>growing number of cases in my city
>mayor said he wont implement a lockdown
>said we will have a city-wide moment of prayer instead
i hate people

You know you have a problem when a Mexican is asking you this.

they update in like 2.5 hours

Anime Frontier Convention Cancels Inaugural Event Due to COVID-19 Concerns. Convention was scheduled to take place on May 8-10 in Forth Worth, Texas
>Anime Frontier Convention Cancels Inaugural Event Due to COVID-19 Concerns. Convention was scheduled to take place on May 8-10 in Forth Worth, Texas
Anime Frontier Convention Cancels Inaugural Event Due to COVID-19 Concerns. Convention was scheduled to take place on May 8-10 in Forth Worth, Texas
>Anime Frontier Convention Cancels Inaugural Event Due to COVID-19 Concerns. Convention was scheduled to take place on May 8-10 in Forth Worth, Texas
Anime Frontier Convention Cancels Inaugural Event Due to COVID-19 Concerns. Convention was scheduled to take place on May 8-10 in Forth Worth, Texas
>Anime Frontier Convention Cancels Inaugural Event Due to COVID-19 Concerns. Convention was scheduled to take place on May 8-10 in Forth Worth, Texas
Anime Frontier Convention Cancels Inaugural Event Due to COVID-19 Concerns. Convention was scheduled to take place on May 8-10 in Forth Worth, Texas

NOOOO NOT MY ANIME CONVETIONS YOU CAN'T DO THIS AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE HELP ANIME

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My bro.

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>how are your normalfag friends handling this

idk I've been roleplaying on online video games for the last... most of my life.

Checking on one friend by phone per day.
Its good to keep the social bonds and check on some frens.

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the quarantines arent real quarantines. All jobs are deemed essential. Everyone still travels and meets up. Everyone still goes to the supermarket.

Only in a true quarantine can a virus burn out. That said. We have no idea who has it. We have no idea what's the true incubation and shedding phase. We have no idea how long it actually lasts on surfaces. And we have no idea what all of the symptoms are as it seems to vary wildly. This virus is the perfect storm of confluence when it comes to knowing and not knowing.

i have it too fren
it's not that bad desu

temp? blood pressure? dick size? lung capacity?

Corona birus is now delete.

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a Slav made it. they can't computer so good. show some leniency

Having coronavirus is so 2019

My condolences.

Thoughts?

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>not sleeping during the day

>that image

virus btfo

>FUTURE MARKETS
Poland (-2.28%) Germany (-1.22%) Italy (-0.62%) Russia (-0.47%) Netherlands (-0.39%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (+0.07%) Switzerland (+0.26%) United States (+0.65%) Spain (+0.68%) Australia (+0.99%) France (+1.05%) Japan (+2.56%) Taiwan (+2.58%) Hong Kong (+2.68%) United Kingdom (+2.76%) Brazil (+2.83%) China (+2.98%) South Africa (+4.90%) South Korea (+5.16%) India (+5.67%) Singapore (+5.95%) Austria (+8.02%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-2%) Tokyo (-15%) Beijing (-24%) Wuhan (-16%) New Delhi (-86%) Dubai (-32%) Moscow (-30%) Rome (-24%) Milan (-20%) Berlin (-23%) Munich (-14%) Brussels (-31%) Paris (-36%) Madrid (-20%) Barcelona (-23%) London (-23%) Johannesburg (-12%) Sao Paulo (-47%) Buenos Aires (-22%) New York (-38%) Washington (-32%) Miami (-26%) Toronto (-38%) Chicago (-40%) Houston (-38%) Mexico City (-56%) Los Angeles (-36%) Seattle (-21%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) Brazil (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Poland (37m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Philippines (13m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Czech Republic (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Denmark (5m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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In the US, June/July at the latest. Peak death rate mid May then decline. Expect 6 months before returning to work. Save your money now to bury your dead later.

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#1

THIS WHOLE SHIT WAS ALL PLANNED OUT THIS VIRUS IS A WAY FOR THEM TO INTRODUCE THEIR CBDC Central bank digital currency
forbes.com/sites/jasonbrett/2020/03/23/new-coronavirus-stimulus-bill-introduces-digital-dollar-and-digital-dollar-wallets/

youtube.com/watch?v=1ee-cHbCI0s

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Love that man, he is the Chad Boomer shitposter

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I counted the death rate without comorbidities in Germany and they only make up 31% of the corona deaths. If we assume that Germany is underreporting deaths with comorbidities and if we assume that the actual number would be around 90% (like in Italy) the deaths in Germany as of today would be around 1190. Still low, but that would look a lot more realistic.

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Do you have enough toilet paper ?

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You’re gonna last like 2 seconds

3D or 2D?

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 31 (THIRTY-ONE) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 31 (THIRTY-ONE) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 31 (THIRTY-ONE) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

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It's so crazy it might just work

We all do

You fap on traps? Admit it, I'll find out anyway.

Do people still go to anime conventions? Last time I went was like early 2000's. Have they been taken over by normal people or what?

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>Three U.S. Navy sailors aboard the aircraft carrier Theodore Roosevelt in the Philippine Sea have tested positive for COVID-19, marking the first time the virus has spread to a U.S. warship at sea, four U.S. defense officials tell Fox News.

>The new positive cases had not been reported previously.

>The three sailors were medevaced, or transported by helicopter, to a Defense Department hospital in the Pacific.
>foxnews.com/world/us-navy-sailors-theodore-roosevelt-test-positive-coronavirus

Two weeks prior to it: youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_wKmF5r_Q

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Normies are losing it.
And idiots here keep going out.

Hoping the snowstorm we had last night will encourage people to stay the fuck home out of it.

My only friend who is smart and wants everyone to be home is a classmate here from Wuhan. She and I bitch all day that we need a proper lockdown.

One boomer in my province got arrested yesterday for not self-quarantining after travelling here from another province. Hoping that the reality of a $5,000 fine or 6 months in jail for being an idiot will get people to understand.

>vac kills you
>you can no longer get infected
>boomer prophet wins

fucking deserve

My thoughts:
>Levine
>gathering of slat-eyed Chinks
>"You're missing out, goy!"
IT'S A TRAP.

#2
yesterday they came out & said they contact traced 20k people who came into contact with 30 of the people who are currently in quarantine by next week we TRINIDAD & TOBAGO IS going to have the most deaths per capita in the world BY PASSING ITALY

1/3 our population is over 50YO Venezuela will reconquer us

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>mandatory federal enforced quarantines to follow the deporation of all foreign chinese nationals

I have a friend, well, an ex-colleague, who is very liberal, feminist and, of course, she's a lesbian, not that it matters, but I know Yas Forums likes stereotypes; well, she's a walking one.

One day (a couple weeks ago) I offered to go out and skate, and she went full throttle on me in the messages, saying how selfish I am for valuing my own liberties and freedoms over public health and how irresponsible it would be to wander around and breath air and stuff, followed by the most dumbed down infographics, Vox videos and the flatten the curve meme.

I didn't go into arguing with her and gave up.

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> *ahem*
Fuck Weebshits
Fuck Japan
Fuck Humanity
and Fuck Vaccines

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NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not my anime conventirino!!!!!!!

my thoughts is that that was a month and a half ago

anime cons are everywhere now, and lots of cities having multiple cons.

S-stop, I came here t-to follow the news...

Based

extremely. But also is the best source of easy sex for weebs in almost everywhere.

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=yi-ZIOmB6EM

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BASED

No they haven’t updated for two days now. They don’t show amount of new deceased cases.

I wish I could personally thank whoever made this meme, this is what made me spend 1500 bucks two weeks ago and I couldn't be more appreciative.

Worth it for the self improvement and energy gains

Hello fellow skater

>he’s being completely serious

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Same.

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NY and CA as usual the main problems, as they always are. Can we kick these states out of the Union? Always hogging resources & money, leaving nothing for decent ppl in the midwest. And NY is and always will be a shithole.

All the chink worshippers are dead.

Could be better than the Death Princess

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>3d sex

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Wut

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Coronavirus update from the epicenter in New York City youtube.com/watch?v=1sePp4YkNrk

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the most powerful virus strain

nofap is a meme. crank it as much as you want to the most degen shit you can find.

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I'm more of a longboard guy but hey!

In 1976, an outbreak of the swine flu, influenza A virus subtype H1N1 at Fort Dix, New Jersey caused one death, hospitalized 13, and led to a mass immunization program. After the program began, the vaccine was associated with an increase in reports of Guillain-Barré Syndrome, which can cause paralysis, respiratory arrest, and death. The immunization program was ended after approximately 25% of the population of the United States had been administered the vaccine

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>I was only 55 years old
>I loved the GOP so much, I had all the arts of deals and stonks
>I pray to Trump every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Mitchell is right" I say; "Trust the government"
>A europoor hears me and calls me a mutt
>I know he was just jeaslous of my loyalty to the GOP
>I call him a commie
>He says "mama mia" and coughs
>I'm dying now and my lungs hurt
>I lay in the ICU and can barely breath now
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Trump
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Back to work Joe"
>He grabs me with his powerful FEMA goons and puts me onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I turn my machines off
>He takes off my mask
>It hurts so much but I do it for the economy
>I can feel my lungs tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against the cough
>I want to please Wallstreet
>He grabs a mighty bill as he discharges me from the hospital
>The europoor walks in
>Trump looks him straight in the eyes and says "the cure can't be worse"
>Trump leaves through the mutthut gate
>No worse than the flu.For the economy.

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NYfag here
CA and NY are literally 90% of US GDP
without us you're as good as india

Is he just shitposting now?

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perfect example of the social media "expert on everything" that has become way too prevalent these days, what an absolute fucking retard

*SSSSSNNNNNNNNIFFFFFFFFFFFF*

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STOP

i saw this movie. tommy lee jones was in it.

This

SOURCE MOTHERFUCKER!!

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>CARNIVORE VIRUS CONFIRMED

this

It will desensitize you though and make it so you're not attracted to regular women and have a bunch on mind virus fetishes that could lead to unhealthy behavior and damage your future life prospects.

>Could be better than

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. American style.

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Does he not understand that the schools are empty because they are preparing early? The cases are still to come.
Its not like everyone gets sick at once

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You can bet on how many people will get infected and die from coronavirus with coronacoin $nCoV

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Who is this fucking mad lad every post I see from him is more deranged than the last

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They are parroting Communist propaganda.

yet another righteous cause to ignite a 2nd civil war but amerigoy took it anally like usual

He looks like he smells of cigarettes and chili.

>the hague, market, today

fucking foreigners are going to be the death of us

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What the actual fuck? No one is safe from this shit isn't?

So why did they spray lysol from semis in China and nobody is mentioning having to do something similar in America?

I might turn my ATV and lawn cart into a Black-light party v& to drive around my hood to kill this shit.

>pay us to know if you can go back to work

great

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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99.8% with medical intervention. 80% chance of survival on your own.

>antibodies mean you are immune
Is that what it really means? If anything it only signifies the presence of the virus and that your body produced antibodies to fight it.
Could you still not die?

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As long as it isn’t a scooter you’re good, fucking hate those cunts

He is the voice of reason. Or insanity.

Is that a female girl?

His tweets get dumber by the day

MAXIMUM JEWISM

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regular women are disgusting creatures that don't deserve respect

Why do you care? Are you a fat fucking boomer?

Boris, Trump, Bolsonaro. They are all the same.

Welcome to the USA

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It doesn't matter, they need to reboot the slave drives so the immunity meme will be shilled 24/7

Theoretically let's say my family didn't prep, is quarantined and I can't buy food for them because I live 400 kilometers away, what then? Some health workers buy them food, neighbors or what? What happens then? They won't starve, right?

Please, help.

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Kagney Linn Karter

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>*catch
Anyway.

Sure, I'm quite naive at times (I kinda believed, the coworker came to work with a fever and that boss didn't just shut everything down), but fucking hell. They could stop making fun of me wearing a mask. They won't be laughing if one of them gets it.

>amazon

so a scalper will buy them all and then sell them for 10000% of the price

>/cvg/ edition

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hes locked at 1
even if hes on his deathbed coughing his lungs up he'd still be in denial

Guys, i measured my temperature and seriously think about that i might have corona(pic related).

i also have a small coof.

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ELON MUSK SAID YOUNG WERE IMMUNE YOUNG PEOPLE ARE DYING

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK

ALL BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE SELL OFF HIS SHIT STOCKS

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Fuck everything electric as long as it's not an electric longboard.

I never say they did.
>Implying above average women deserve respect
Cuck

>3rd world countries
>everyone dies there all the time anyways
>country doesn't even bother counting corona deaths because it seems normal

don't your grocers have delivery?