Damnit

We get a pittance and the responsibility to shoulder the debt. Giant corporations, banks, Wall Street get all the cash.

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Nothing is open here anyway. Gonna buy a new guitar.

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This. I am now considerably more worried and excited about the month of April. All calculations point to chaos and insanity in that month.

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So how do you determine how much you will get? I know originally if you make less, you get less, then they discussed everyone under 75k getting the full amount. Which one did they settle on?

headlines often twist the truth, cnn often twists the truth, Im not giving cnn clicks, take a screenshot of the relevant part, or copy and paste or archive it.

>one post by this id

2 grand a month for every american adult would cost half a billion. doing that for 4-6 months would be a few billjon which is nothing considering the trillions they are giving to banks and corporations.

hold on americans. mass social unrest and chaos is coming down the pike sooner than you think.

Bullshit. They can and will have it out in days.

Is that math right?

Literally their only reasoning behind the headline is that "stimulus/rebate checks have historically taken up to 10 weeks to go out, see 2008"

I'm not kidding I read the whole article and that was their argument. It's all speculation.

Geminifag?

Because every kike and their interest groups tied to their pocketed politicians keep wheeling and dealing and slapping it onto the bill as if it were a blank check with unlimited funds

wow, so it's bullshit. Thank you. God I hate cnn

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Because a corporation can't survive on 1200. Operating costs are much more than personal expenses. Their costs also include paying the people they employ, and paying for the services of other businesses who do the same thing. The consumer provides no such service.

It is.

Mother fucker

Looking the at the $250b minus kids $500, seems like there is money going to basically every adult in the country not counting those $75k/150k people, so it seems they are at least budgeting for NEETs.

I wouldn't expect the riots to end until at least July

bloomberg.com/graphics/2017-value-of-life/

If the Federal government values American life worth $10,000,000 dollars and they’re willing to risk 2% of the 350,000,000 (7,000,000 Americans) then they need to print $70,000,000,000,000 and give it to the people directly. Fuck the banks

Expecially with them able to direct deposit tax refunds into your bank account, this should be significantly easier.

wrong, they get loans. they have to pay the money back and they are much more capable of doing it than individuals. people don't seem to understand this money isn't really free. you will be paying for in the future because you are essentially borrowing it from the future.

THE HEADLINE IS BULLSHIT READ THIS POST
FUCK YOU OP

If i got a w2 form in 2018 will i get any neetbux?

they are basing this claim on:
>In 2001, it took six weeks for the IRS to start sending out rebate checks authorized by President George W. Bush's tax cut. Then in 2008, amid the Great Recession, it took three months for the checks to start going out after the law was signed by Bush. In that case, Americans were required to file their tax return first, in order to get the check. Once they filed their return, it took between eight and 12 weeks to see the money.
nothing is set in stone yet, with todays tech people can send pennies to each other on their smartphones. stop imciting panic you faggot

who /aprilgang/ here?

Good.

>1200 for adults that made under 75k and that filled taxes for the 2018 tax year ..so tax payers only and you can claim 500 a kid/dependent ..so no neets no welfare recipients and no disability recipients ...checks by mail in late April at the earliest or direct deposit via irs ..also if you owe irs money/back taxes the stimulus will go towards that

not exactly. 8 trillion of that is money printer go BRRRRrr. 2 trillion is what congress allotted for the stimulus. 3/4 of which is still going to corporations.

This is just TARP lite.

liberals are trying every trick to make this fake virus seem worse

The bomb blew up three weeks ago, the pressure wave just hasn't hit us yet.

Majority of the US isn’t even quarantined or out of work. You guys are hyping this up for fear porn

No money for neets ..taxpayers only ..neets parents will claim dependent for 500 per neet/kid

Right under our noses, the primary dealers are getting trillions in reserves through the Fed’s recently resuscitated Primary Dealer Credit Facility (aka the PDCF). The Primary Dealers (aka the big banks) are receiving funds in the form of reserves (not cash) from the PDCF for their now worthless treasuries, stocks, corporate bonds, mortgage-backed securities, etc. In 2008 the big banks were supposed to, but DID NOT, lend out these PDCF reserves to smaller banks, which drastically increased the Big Banks' balance sheets over the last decade. This allowed them to simultaneously collect interest on these excess reserve funds from the Fed via the IOER (Interest On Excess Reserves) rate, while screwing over the smaller banks and withholding much needed liquidity for regular people and small businesses.
Unfortunately, today’s new PDCF operation makes the 2008 PDCF operation look like child’s play. Trillions in reserves are currently being added to the Primary Dealers’ balance sheets each week (in the form of repos) with NO OBLIGATION TO PASS THIS LIQUIDITY ON TO THE SECONDARY MARKET, once again.
We are AGAIN bailing the big banks out RIGHT NOW, to save them and their cronies from financial firms holding junk corporate bonds and trillions in futures contracts in interest rate swaps (all under the guise of a solution to the coronavirus pandemic), right under all our noses and at our expense.
Can the American public be this dumb twice?

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Look at all the cock sucking kikes who replied to you I hate this place now full of boot sucking boomers who need to die now.

spotted the losers with nothing to lose. can you actually imagine accomplishing nothing under the greatest economy in American history and wanting some cringlelord "happening" to take place? spoiler jack, if you weren't a success before corona-chan, you will be an even bigger loser in the post pandemic world.

No they don’t. The loans are forgiven if they’re used for payroll etc. Which means just give the money to the people always you dumbfuck.

If you bothered to look into it you would have known that the fastest they said they could get the money out was 6 weeks.

LMFAO may??

Democracy is the worst form of government during a crisis.

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That's for small businesses. 47% of working adults work for corporations over 500 employees or more which is considered a large business who will get loans.
For businesses under 500 employees they can get grants up to a max of $10,000,000 but it would have to be on legit bills and payroll etc. And you'll have to keep those employees on payroll after this is over.

how do you figure?
us population is .3 billion
r u just shit at math?

> he prepped
> has toilet paper and canned beans
> has no cash until may

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I've you rely on 1,200 dollars you're fucked, Boomer, Zoomer whatever the fuck you call yourself. Save some money for a rainy day - ever hear that you dark fag?

LOL typical slow as fuck bloated government.

They're not cancelling regularly scheduled gibs, at least the usual freeloaders will be taken care of. It's the newly dispossessed who will be a little stressed.

They have one week if the British model is anything to go by. Normies who run out of money form mobs and loot en mass on the third day. It's why the government here is rushing through that strange 80% wage cover thing for small businesses who take the loan and now extending it to the self-employed.

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people are stupid. having 1000$ in their hands will make them forget about pretty much anything.

$3.9 Trillion for 6 months if my math is right.

Also, this money the Fed is giving to the financial sector via the Primary Dealer Credit Facility (PDCF) has NOTHING to do with the funds being appropriated by Congress now in the stimulus bill.

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There is zero chance the money wont come until may. It's already the end of March and people will need to pay rent and other bills. There will be riots.

Learn2math

2 grand to every American for just 1 month would cost 600 billion.

Fake news
>CNN

blame Schumer, the original bills had checks coming at the start of April

Seriously? People can't make two months of rent before the check.

Yes? Every government on planet Earth is colluding to reset their economies. Over here the government has renationalised the railways with one stroke of the pen instead of buying it all back for trillions.

The shit was probably going to hit the collective economic fan anyway, so they all pressed the Create Money And Throw The Debt Into The Everafter simultaneously given the slightest excuse. A global pandemic that picks off core voter demographics is perfect.

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Good. Fuck this wageslave system.

Taurus squad, fuck gemini

What if I'm claimed as a dependent, but I'm an adult and I paid taxes? I went on co-op while in college and obviously had to pay taxes on my income, so is the wording strictly speaking of adults as 18+, or does kids mean dependents?

Common core, ladies and gentlemen.

another LOSER who didn't make any money while jobs were plentiful. I hope you get your riots and your head ends up on a pike.

>The shit was probably going to hit the collective economic fan anyway, so they all pressed the Create Money And Throw The Debt Into The Everafter simultaneously given the slightest excuse. A global pandemic that picks off core voter demographics is perfect.
this

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How much of your income do you blow on useless shit if you can't even hold things together until May?

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noobdy is getting paid retard thats why we have this problem in the first place. theres no paid sick leave