/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2524 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

► Detected: 438,518 (+15,991) ► Died: 19,656 (+766)

— 3.4 billion people put under lockdown —

— 1,207 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —

>NEWS
21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
archive.is/TiKMA

All 40,000 fans in a football game got infected
archive.is/nMppk

Nurse says red eyes are a common symptom among infected
archive.is/pS7B8

First randomized trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine
archive.is/t0VOq

China donates tests to Czech Republic, 80% fail
archive.is/hU9Uw

>RESEARCH
Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

Heart attack main cause of death, not respiratory issues
archive.is/bz26i

Resistant to antivirals
archive.is/pgxDl

Aerosolized, airborne transmission
archive.is/AOka6

Virus affects blood circulation
archive.is/evvHT

>REMINDER
Finland only testing high risk cases
archive.is/1EyLc

Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time
archive.is/yyGJm

Switzerland only testing high risk patients
archive.is/2TuP6

China "suspected" deaths outnumber "confirmed" 6 to 1
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China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
archive.is/qTbtA

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
09:03: 104 new cases and 3 new deaths in Indonesia.
08:47: 163 new cases in Russia.
08:42: 177 new cases and 5 new deaths in Germany.
08:25: 84 new cases and 3 new deaths in the Philippines.
08:03: 110 new cases and 1 new death in Pakistan.
07:52: 155 new cases in South Africa.
07:51: 374 new cases and 2 new deaths in Israel.

>MORE
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asiaone.com/asia/chinese-woman-spitting-spree-bangkok-public-transport-arrested
twitter.com/mmendizabal1
lenta.ru/news/2020/03/25/vujodno/
theredelephants.com/chinese-intentionally-spread-corona-virus-spit-on-food-elevators-park-benches/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorenzo_Sanz
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There is no need to stress people by telling them longer timeline than a month.
It just gives bussineses a timeframe but they can come at any point and say "Okay based on recent data you all get extra month of quarantine."

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Scale 1-10 how worried are you?

7/10 here.

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5 MONTHS AGO:
>Brooooooooo just waittt brooooo bodies in the streets broooooooo
>Dudeeeee millions infected brooooo, quadrillions actually
>Brooooo 2 weeks broooooo gonna blow up sooonnnn broooooo
>Brooooo societal collapse brooooooo

5 MONTHS LATER AND:
>0.0046% of world population infected
>Only 16k deaths
>No sign of losing access to food, water, electricity or internet

Woah, some happening. Feels good that nothingburgers are still on top, as per usual.

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Spain has surpassed China in deaths

Here's some bombshell news you won't hear in the media. Normies are losing their jobs in mass and flooding the art commission market with supply to make ends meet, except it's only driving down prices for drawfags barely making a living already. The media is playing down the three million unemployment claims and saying everything will be alright but people are saying unemployment benefits aren't enough or will come too late to pay their rent and eat. Food banks are running empty and some outright closing due to coronavirus. Some people are stuck under lock downs shitting their pants with nothing in the fridge, seething at their governments, ready to blow a gasket any day now. Shit's about to go down.

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9/11 here

give me the italy numbers now

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Wow... they are burning a lot of bodies in St. Louis

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That's 15 times lower than the Wuhan number.

New dutch numbers
+852 (+80)

Unemployment benefits pay better than unskilled jobs here
I doubt it's any different in Canada
You definitely won't starve on it

WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG YOU COLGATENIGGERS I WANT THOSE DUTCH NUMBERS?!

Have some low quality OC

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youtu.be/HabyJi66l0w

Fuck yes. Let that shit happen.

non working days in russia next week

>5 months
>December
>count started at 0 late January
Fuck yourself, how about that?

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>— 3.4 billion people put under lockdown —
heh, nothingburger

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I'M GOING TO FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!! THE RUSSIAN ANIME POSTER"S ANUS INTO OBLIVION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would like to catch one of these clowns in the act and kick their teeth in.

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Thread theme, in memory of world economy.

youtube.com/watch?v=Pn2Q1sfCA88

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>catch the Coronavirus
>side effect is permanent yellow fever
>move to China, marry a Chinese woman, raise a family with her
I think I've figured China's endgame with releasing this virus, the lethality was an unintended side effect.

You don't think that's already priced in?

the UE is dead, remove your meme flag

do you wash everything you buy after shopping?

Is Sweden the only herd nation now?

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These are the best.

>2524 cvg threads
>No sticky

>Prince Charles gets a coof
>Sticky within minutes

FUCK MODS AND FUCK JANNIES

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I can't keep up with this shit slowdown faggots

>this pic
why.jpg

i'm...so cold.... and so hungry.

really need turn the heat on and make some breakfast

5/10
The virus is not the peoblem. The people are

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- We block entrances from the city. Here, here and here we will put artillery. If you deliver the shells on time, then we can handle it in a week.
- Are you sure this will help us in the fight against the epidemic?
- ?

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2/10
it's way overblown

We got like 6 stickies early on

>six more deaths in Scotland
Lads? My wifes a nurse and 6 people she works with have symptoms and are self isolating now...

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what a retard. at least the babby will be fine, it's the parents/grandparents that have to worry now. you can't exactly quarantine an infant and they're disgusting disease vectors

sticky threads are shit anyway

9 because the people are retarded

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Nah, I'll just ship them to China where they can mingle with fellow cancers of humanity.

asiaone.com/asia/chinese-woman-spitting-spree-bangkok-public-transport-arrested

Let's be real, if Sweden collapsed nothing of any value would be lost.

Rip

indonesia... why?

Good morning.

What a bunch of morons don't they know its only hot when whores do it

Stickied threads hide the earlier posts past certain number, this really fucks with the archiving process.

Crazy how they can't just build more ventilators

THE EARLY 2000'S WAS A RENAISSANCE FOR THE WHITE RACE, MINORITIES TREMBLED IN FEAR!
BRING BACK WHAT THE JEWS STOLE FROM US.

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remember the days of more threads than dead?
hahaha...
haha...
ha...

Worried?
2/10
Excited
9/10

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these people are why gulags used to be a thing

EI will only pay 55% if what you made before up to about 550 a week. So no. Also they’re backlogged by months unless they just start approving everything which they should.

Not sure, but maybe toothpasteland

fuck a sticky, does /ptg/ get sticky?

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Can internet news sites please stop making "deadliest day so far in X country" headlines

It's exponential, there will keep being deadliest days

Why are they hovering over a map of Crimea? That was a separatist movement unrelated to Russian military.

YEAH BUT ITS STILL FUCKING HAPPENING

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Are you an asian transvestite? Is that why you put your mouth on a guy's schlong?

>La Sexta spanish journalist keep blocking people on Twitter who expose her as a liar for saying this was "Just a flu"
twitter.com/mmendizabal1
oh nonononon Charos can't cope

he's part of antifa too

>live comfy in Galway
>brother going to Dublin to see girlfriend
>try to stop him
>won't listen
>just went yesterday
Fuck I hope he stays there. I know well he will get the Virus and bring it back.

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All these 'celebrity' positive they use to make it seem the virus is so bad are so obviously fake.
We have not seen any files or any official document of them having this virus

Not tom hanks, not Prince Charles and no other famous person has yet put out any official documents saying that this is true.

Coronavirus is a media hoax. Name one person who is a celebrity or in a position of power and died.

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Drawfag, are you here?

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Next week in Russia is nation wide paid holiday
lenta.ru/news/2020/03/25/vujodno/

All good points. Carry on as usual.

you faggots will always move the goalposts to try and prove that everything is a nothingburger? Billions of people in quarantine because of an extremely infectious virus, people losing their jobs en masse, massive financial crisis coming.

A bigger pandemic might wipe out the world and you faggots would still be saying it's a nothingburger because other worlds out there are still okay.

Share the fuck out of this guys.

He adds a month every 2 days to his posts.

So we're going to break 500k by the end of today, right?

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

ITALIAN CIVIL PROTECTION PRESS CONFERENCE CANCELLED, THE HEAD OF CIVIL PROTECTION HAS FEVER

>ITALIAN CIVIL PROTECTION PRESS CONFERENCE CANCELLED, THE HEAD OF CIVIL PROTECTION HAS FEVER

Numbers should come out anyway... I hope

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They can
The companies won't build them because they're scared the demand will drop and they'll be left sitting on huge expenses after building whole new supply and production lines
Capitalism 101

2.2365/10 over by Easter, best timeline

don't fap or you die

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>worried
i'm at like a negative rating senpai
this whole thing is like god decided to give me a holiday. it's like my wasted teenage years all over again, but infinitely better. i'm literally living my best life right now.

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That one faggot guy died of it though.

If he comes back recieve him with a shotgun

MacNally or MacRandy or something

Jesus christ that's a 5 minute phone call with gov officials to cover the expenses. They are going to spend billions if not trillions on this crisis they can throw a few million to ventilator manufacturers .

Probably AIDS.

I’m not worried I’m hopeful. Hopeful that this happening will continue and we resolve to survival out of necessity rather than decadence of gluttony.

I wonder if the 65 and up boomers are taking it seriously now. Ah hell, who am I kidding, they're still everywhere on the streets, aren't they?

>when you get infected because saying the numbers too much
sad

It's over bros, the curve is flattening

That's a pretty big brap

how do I into qt Nip gf
do I need to learn Japanese

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

finland new numbers:
880 cases, 82 needs hospital care, 22 in intensive.

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7/10

was full 9/10 retard about a week ago

hoping for healthy 6/10 so the stress doesnt kill me sooner

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This is why some governments, eg Trump, have debated implementing draconian wartime type policies where companies can be requisitioned and forced to produce medical equipment.

Ventilators aren't some kind of handicrafts, factories have to be set up to produce them, but most American factories have been shutdown to outshore the production to the chinks.

theredelephants.com/chinese-intentionally-spread-corona-virus-spit-on-food-elevators-park-benches/

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IT JUST WON'T STOP

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Okei, Antero

Yes

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5/10

+1 recovered! yay!

+100 dead...

that's the map of Bergamo you blind individual

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorenzo_Sanz
Very well known in Spain and the football world in general

Trump could order companies to produce shit by the Defense Production Act but he hasn't invoked it yet. I'm sure other countries have similar measures.
We have all kinds of preparations in place for producing equipment during a time of war. But not during pandemics in general to my knowledge.

>He believe meme flattening

OK nasty it's basically sucking a monkey dong, why

>does /ptg/ get sticky?
Only when Trump Tweets and they can't help jacking off over it

They should.

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just be white.

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Haha

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Is anybody else experience disproportionate amounts of horny during all of this?

I have this deep desire to just impregnate women.

Not even other sexual things, I mostly just wanna press my 8'' cock all the way into a womans cervix and empty my balls. I'm usually a degenerate who can do with fapping, but that doesn't even interest me, which just makes my dick harder.

I'm in quarantine tho so I can't even get some poontang, and I'm not fucking my sister like that one weirdo from a few days ago.

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yup, 18 DAYS until the reopening party! Germany can join the US too!

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>a mere 10% require hospital care
heh.......................
looks like this faggot little virus is a nothingburger after all........ X-DDDDDD

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Just found my fucking grandpa has the virus, sweetest person on the planet and now he's on a ventilator and they say they don't think he will live past Saturday. Fuck this fucking virus and fuck the chinese.

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How plausible is it do you think that there are two (?) strains of the virus with one being much more lethal than the other(s)? How do I know if the COVID cases in my community are the weaker strain?

baseline/10 praise dark gods and smoke weed everyday. Let's all die together, user

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Checked and I'm gonna rope now
2nostalgia

In a high IQ world yes
In reality the gubment is overwhelmed with various big donors demanding gibs nao and there's no guarantee anyone will get anything
It's going to cost more than a few million though, you need to train people, source material from untested suppliers, calculate in for inevitable interruptions and fuckups, this will run up a pretty bill that will bankrupt even a large corporation in weeks if the gubment checks don't come through

How come the European country with the most LGBT acceptance is also the European country with the worst healthcare?

>0.17
let the virus spread.

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Is Germany just avoiding classifying deaths as SARS-COV-2, aka chinky-flu?

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They can force companies to take on contract but it's not like they don't get paid or that they government takes ownership of the company and keeps it or anything like that.

Personally: 4
Globally: 11

have a hug bro

nurses should be paid like our soldiers

It's hilarious that a bunch of retarded NEETs are LARPing that it's the end of the world while they sit comfortably in their mom's basement with high speed internet access. The irony is lost on them I'm sure

19,656/438,518

Not here in Arad and I'm surprised. Maybe the military scared them.

*GRIDs

Pee pee taste good from monkey?

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11/10, but it's not all negative. After all we're looking at the death of the current, shitty world order.

Is it over in Italy?

yes it does

God I wish I had a girlfriend in this fucking quarantine

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fml

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Fucking retards, never been this happy to live in the outskirts of fucking nowhere.

imagine being even worse than these neets and actually spending time online conversing with them

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When trannies don't clean their cloacas it makes them more susceptible to coronavirus. Fact

>young peope appear to have much lower infection rates
based brainlet
only because nobody test the lil super spreaders

Could lead to China becoming dominant tho

Is that what you want? Winnie the Pooh dick?

watch the poo hit the loo

why sucked off a nigger?

>Half the world in lockdown
How is this nothing?

The virus isn't real tho, so somebody is lying, user

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just trust the plan lmao

>family member is working with someone who had contact with another person who had the virus
how fucked am i?

why the fuck are people still working non essential jobs?

Corona-chan STRONK

Country wide quarantine in Ukraine prolonged until 25 April.

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Gulag all nothingburger posters

After this is over, there will be no China anymore.

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porca madonna

Nothingburger.
Take your meds schizos.
Stop these threads.

They learned from early China.

Gotta kill time while I'm """working""" from home. How much are you getting paid to shitpost?

Good

The virus has destroyed $23 trillion in global market value since mid-February.

checked

Same lol

>It's over for Italy?
fixed

So how does this work for people getting money and food? I'm guessing most Indians can't work from home.

Younger sister has been coof I g for weeks now and it’s gotten progressively worse. Like real bad.

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every job is essential for the economy user

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>0.0003% of the world died
>somehow this is not a nothingburger
Miss me with that schizo logic.

July 1st
You gonna sell tickets?

>jealous Polacken
Clean my toilet already

WTF, lads!

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Yeh, if you die of pneumonia due to corona, they class you as "dead by pneumonia". Just teutonic number trickery, there stats are starting to look less believable than China's tbqh.

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Who was that? I'm in the same boat myself, want to fuck a lot but can't really go outside nor have money for a prostitute

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Just made this, never drawn anything before so be nice.

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We need to step up in our shitposting and catch up to corona chan.

You must give her her first sexual experience it is your responsibility as her big brother

Just have sex with her user

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You're delusional if you think the world won't bankrupt the chinks multiple times over by forcing them to pay reparation. This was how Qing China was destroyed, reparation for Boxer Rebellion killing the white people.

>My wifes a nurse
The STDs would have got you anyway

More proof this is just another DRUUUUMPF hitpiece

Stop watching so much porn.

*their

I give it a Quake/Quack

Hi sweetie

Yeah tickets will cost one roll each

Used randomly on patients in different stages of the disease without a control group
>calling it a drug testing

Just anybody in burgerland can be a checkmark...

>Rus military
>NATO country
What the fuck has happened to the world in 8 weeks

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When will this end?

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Unless somebody is impersonating you you should be fine

Same