Brit/pol/ Tea and Scones Edition

>Prince Charles tests positive for coronavirus
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52033845

>Coronavirus: NHS predicted to cope with increased demand
bbc.co.uk/news/health-52035615

>Benefit assessments suspended for three months while new claimants told to stay away from Jobcentres
welfareweekly.com/benefit-assessments-suspended-for-three-months-while-new-claimants-told-to-stay-away-from-jobcentres/

>Vehicle owners to be granted MOT exemption in battle against coronavirus
gov.uk/government/news/vehicle-owners-to-be-granted-mot-exemption-in-battle-against-coronavirus

>Sky ‘Looking After’ Customers By Putting Up U.K. Television Prices Amid Coronavirus Crisis
forbes.com/sites/barrycollins/2020/03/23/sky-looking-after-customers-by-putting-up-uk-television-prices-amid-coronavirus-crisis/amp/

>'Avoid using microwave to get faster internet'
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52027348

>Urgent action needed as spike in porn site traffic raises abuse fears, say MPs
theguardian.com/global-development/2020/mar/25/urgent-action-needed-as-spike-in-porn-site-traffic-raises-abuse-fears-say-mps

>Scotland to pay student nurses band 4 to tackle Coronavirus
nursingnotes.co.uk/scotland-pay-student-nurses-band-4-tackle-coronavirus/

>Youths run riot drinking, smashing bottles and setting wheelie bins on fire in County Durham
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/youths-run-riot-drinking-smashing-17961709

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Cough cough

First for are Mozza
youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA

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Nth for trips are cancer

>EXCLUSIVE - 'Two patients died before my eyes': Healthy tech boss, 40, fought coronavirus in intensive care and watched helplessly as others lost their battle with the killer disease
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8150779/Tech-boss-40-saw-two-patients-die-intensive-care.html

>If the results are confirmed, they imply that fewer than one in a thousand of those infected with Covid-19 become ill enough to need hospital treatment, said Sunetra Gupta, professor of theoretical epidemiology, who led the study. The vast majority develop very mild symptoms or none at all.

>“We need immediately to begin large-scale serological surveys — antibody testing — to assess what stage of the epidemic we are in now,” she said.

>The modelling by Oxford’s Evolutionary Ecology of Infectious Disease group indicates that Covid-19 reached the UK by mid-January at the latest. Like many emerging infections, it spread invisibly for more than a month before the first transmissions within the UK were officially recorded at the end of February.

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>Coronavirus: NHS predicted to cope with increased demand
happening cancelled

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>Two elderly patients on the specialist coronavirus ward died in front of him
>elderly
Kek, they always try to word the headlines in the scariest way. They trying to get people to think some 40 year old has popped his cloggs.

>people die in pandemic world governments have shut entire countries over
omgstfu

first for some weird cunt spending his day trying to type like me

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i know mate they're my favourite animal
my runescape account was seagull119

they're the biker gangs of the bird world
totally free, living off stolen chips
beautiful too
that russian doctor would have you believe they symbolise innocence
richard bach would have you believe they symbolise transcendence
for me they symbolise creative independence and freedom

i love the sensation i get when they rob something from me in public
a little gasp of reality for the price of a crisp packet!

link to the books pls

>how everyone will look after these 3 weeks

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Bet he wouldn’t dare to say the same about China.

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>m
back in your house

it’s not hard to type like you
>HI I LIKE BLACK COCKS
see

that entire report is bullshit. south korea has been testing high numbers of people and there's no evidence of the numbers being that low. if anything, the number of serious cases/deaths is way higher than the predicted. 32% CFR outside of china, when china alone probably has 21 million+ deaths already.

Seething

spastic

trust the plan

>link to the books pls
i just did a quick search on amazon lad.
when they shout through my window, they're so close, like 3 feet away, and i swear it must be over 100 decibels.
makes me laugh though

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>Prince Charles tests positive for coronavirus
How's the british public going to respond if corona takes out Prince Charles?
Or even the queen herself !!

Do you think it would fuel some kinda panic?

>probably
>source: trust me bro
Take your meds.

you love it you slag

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[black twitter and white followers]
>The royal family when Prince Charles gets corona virus before Meghan Markle
*angry white boi reaction gif*

unironically the yanks would overact more.

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fuck off back to the containment sticky

same as i did before probably
based
you schlaaaaag

forgot pic

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Damn, that looks good.

total and utter spastic

Wow nice picture, that proves everything.

Can still go in the garden

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What a fucking cunt
>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8150499/Wetherspoons-bar-London-attacked-graffiti-vandals.html

only if you make it stink

>CCP statistics WRONG
>Falun Gong statistics RIGHT

NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN HAPPENINGERINOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO

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Season 1 and 2 of Doc Martin was really good

charlie dimmock is an absolute tank now.

Based Karen edition.

Is that cheese cake on top?
Too civilized for us mong posters.

EARLY 2000'S ROCK WAS THE WHITE RENAISSANCE,
BRING BACK WHAT THE JEWS STOLE FROM US.

Should watch Vera. Crackin little detective show.

reminder to ignore doommong and report him for trolling outside of Yas Forums

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not to be mystical but
whenever a significant event happens in my life many seagulls appear

there's a seagull on my family members grave

>dont talk about the royal family
>or the biggest thing to affect the UK in decades
>in brit/pol/
lol try stop me nigel.

actually a good point, the panic would just be to the UK, a lot of people around the world would start fearing this virus 10x more

we'll be enjoying summer by summer. fuck happeningcunts.

>PAYYOUNR ST AFF
Wot

you have a sticky you spastic, now fuck off

>lol try stop me nigel.
Ignore him lad, he's a cunt and not even the decent kind. We just put up with him because if he's on here then atleast his mum gets to have a little break from being his carer.

>mong literacy

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lads, on 19th March Covid was downgrade...
so why did they introduce martial law??
also why does charles coof get a sticky?

i'm half relived as i have some cool stuff planned but i also wanted my happening

I honestly feel like when this shit is all over, be it 2 months, 3 months or even 6 months a lot of businesses will be going under.

memeber this
youtu.be/wnd1jKcfBRE

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Fuck off Shlomo!

payyounrst
aff

>whenever a significant event happens in my life many seagulls appear
ah, well i see hundreds of them every day.
it's nice when i see a black-backed gull though.
they are larger, but much less common, and they mingle with the herring gulls.
they make the same sounds, but in a different accent, if that make sense.

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Scones with jam & clotted cream

OFFICIAL TRADE POWER LEVELS

10,000+
>Chippies
>Joiners
>Thatchers

5,000+
>Plumbers
>Stone masons

2,500+
>Sparkies

1,500+
>Forkies
>Landscape architects

500+
>Roofers
>Carpet Fitters
>Groundsmen

100+
>Scaffolders
>Brickies
>Tackers
>Decorators

1,000+
>Labourers

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The downgrade is so they don't have to use full Outbreak-tier containment measures, it just isn't practical with loads of cases

>Italy is completely inferior to the US
What a brainlet take.

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Fuuuug.
I should've gotten the appointment made on the weekend before the lockdown was announced

>nhs coping
You know how I know this is bullshit?

It's a tranny, what do you expect?

>>Youths run riot drinking, smashing bottles and setting wheelie bins on fire in County Durham
>Youths
>AKA niggers

yes. fuck govcucks

stop it, you'll give everyone a computer virus

Never forget what they took from you.

Female lead though?

>Woman, 21, with no pre-existing conditions dies from coronavirus, family reveal as they pay tribute
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8151117/Woman-21-no-pre-existing-conditions-dies-coronavirus-family-reveal-pay-tribute.html
an 18 year old also died from the virus in the UK recently, along with a 17 year old in the US. young people are not immune. it just takes a little longer for the infection to get bad.

not like 1 or 2
a serious amount
i told my ex girlfriend this, she didn't understand
w*men

20,000+
>shelf stackers

your happening is sitting inside for 18 months living on a vastly increased deficit that will be paid by you, I and our children and grandchildren for the next hundred years to bail out boomers with maybe less than 20 years or less to live. that's your happening, to yet again pay for your mums retirement like you already were but now quadruple so.

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absolutely. there's a shit tonne of independent businesses here, and i can see a lot of them never re-opening

Yeah, but she is genuinely good (both the actress and the character). It's none of this female empowerment gurl power shite. Give the first series a watch, it's only 4 episodes long, so a good intro.

50,000+
>Binmen

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>Urgent action needed as spike in porn site traffic raises abuse fears, say MPs
And of course it would be in the grauniad.

i think you're just a bit mental lad

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>Jeremy Corbyn really is the best of us. A principled, decent man who has brought left-wing ideas back to the forefront of British politics.

>No lucrative speaking gigs await - just more tireless activism to improve the lot of working class people across the globe. A titan.

lol

I've got a plagiarism hearing fuck fuck fuck

Stupid bitch that was next to me in the lab was probably copying me

What's the worst penalty you can get for this kinda thing?

>fabricators +100,000
none of you could begin to function without

100,000+
>Office worker
>Admin
>Actually having an education
>Being a civilised human being

you must be a woman

You'll be shot at dawn. Goodbye.

Corbyn was worse than Kinnock and Foot

that's the least of your problems right now. we're looking at a 76% death rate (and higher once the NHS gets overrun).

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still seething about your £20k 3 year essay writing course are you?

>overpaid
>stink of shit all the time
>block traffic - don't know how to park conveniently
>make a fucking racket
>you're lucky if they actually collect your bins

what's your education?

1,000,000+
>Gardeners

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Lads, are Charles has corona! i just saw the news on telly; he must become King lads he cannot die!

The downgrade was the status of the disease and how the government, local and national treats the responce nothing more, its a management grade scale, its because when they dont know accurate or reasonable best estimates of infection and mortality rates for a new disease they treat it as high consequence by default.

All it means is the disease isnt considered High consequence because they have a more accurate assement of the social and medical impact of the virus, its profile is known, not unknown. It still doesnt mean that the risk to the old and infirm isnt severe in the way it could cripple the healthcare system of the country by virtue of the numbers.

>be plumber
>work on site
>meet decent people, have a good laugh
>paid 55k for a mon-fri with usual early finishes

sounds shit, doesn't it?

1,000,000+
>Asphalters

youtu.be/vjVwi-kxLFI

>t. bincel

oh shit no way thanks for letting us know!

Got to end replying to Shlomos lad

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I'm actually educated. Better for my CV and I'm not outdoors, shirtless and sweating my sleeves off like a slave

>overpaid
someone is mad that some cunt who couldn't even qualify for a btec is making more than him after his 30k away day in dormitory.

Gonna have one for old times sake

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Law and Sociology

>>“We need immediately to begin large-scale serological surveys — antibody testing — to assess what stage of the epidemic we are in now,” she said.
do they mean testing everyone on the country? some dude mentioned DNA retention under this new emergency law, bt fuck the government if they want dna desu.

>Malaria Drug Chloroquine No Better Than Regular Coronavirus Care, Study Finds
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-25/hydroxychloroquine-no-better-than-regular-covid-19-care-in-study

Asphalt is the material of the decadent.

>educated
Yet you still spend your time on a website dedicated to a weaboo nonces, so your education is really taking you places.

Exactly they have scientific information by conformation that known levels of ppe and such can be used to handle the contagion management and limiting its spread.

IE not everybody responding has to wear a fucking BSL-4 space suit.

>theoretical epidemiology
>theoretical

You can literally say whatever the fuck you want, it's all theoretical.

>man who’s only experience on the road is when his mum let him drive her micra round asda carpark
>complaining about the parking of a truck in tight residential areas

hows that working out for you champ?

antibody testing is worthless. this is a coronavirus, antibodies don't stick around for long.

>A principled, decent man who has brought left-wing ideas back to the forefront of British politics.
This thing is full of contradictions.

He loves beautiful architecture just like you do.

>Tea and Scones
BASED edition

Cant believe i traveled all the way to the UK & didnt have tea & scones :(

Neighbours coughing their guts up!

>No lucrative speaking gigs await - just more tireless activism
So speaking gigs then? Kek.

They sound like absolute chads and you envy them

>Can't ride the cock carousel for a few weeks
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8150349/Female-nurse-20s-kills-Kings-College-Hospital-London-amid-coronavirus-crisis.html
>Has to watch old grannies drown on their own chest fluids.

>epochtimes
the Yas Forums threads on that phone contract topic are full on bullshit.

R NHS
WHO ART IN HEAVEN
HALLOWED BY THY NAME

AIDS suppression drugs work to some degree, at great expense, Charles gonna get that

don’t be a cunt, her parents were both killed and she went into depression and put weight on

why are you so afraid of the council?

britcooks

>he must become king
He’s a massive luvvie, who cares

But it's too much psychical work. That's slavery lol
>in office
>talking to colleges
>no one smells like b.o
>chill in coffee shop at lunch
>later go to a bar with collogues for a few glasses of brandy and bring our hubbies along
>go home in taxi

>bloomberg
twitter.com/nntaleb/status/1242788451986128899?s=20

utter state the seething incels that this poor lass has brought out

What about architects?
In any case, architects cherish the work of artisans very much because it is thanks to joiners, stonemasons and so forth that buildings are created

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>Yet you still spend your time on a website dedicated to a weaboo nonces, so your education is really taking you places.
Yes.

Lads, they're setting up testing tents at work