/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2523 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

>germans stole the medical supplies we bought abroad that were delivered through their country
>czechs did the same

based china remembers we helped them too and now helps us
this time via airlift because we're surrounded by assholes

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>The head of state ensured that it is time for people outside the risk group to return to normal life.

>“Our life has to continue, jobs must be maintained, the livelihood of families must be preserved, yes, we must return to normality. A few authorities, state and municipal, must abandon the concept of scorched earth, the ban on transportation and the closing of trade and mass confinement“

>According to him, only a small group of people should keep an eye on the virus, since most of them, including themselves, the symptoms would be of a “little cold” or a “cold”.

>“What is happening in the world has shown that the risk group is that of people over 60, so why close schools? Rare fatal cases of healthy people under 40 are rare, 90% of us will not have any manifestation in case of contamination.”

>According to Jair Bolsonaro, the press played the role of spreading panic and hysteria among Brazilians, as the dramatic situation experienced by Italy worsened.

>“We had to contain, at that moment, panic, hysteria and at the same time devise a strategy to save lives and avoid mass unemployment. So we did, almost against everything and against everyone. A large part of the media went against the grain, exactly spread the feeling of dread, with the announcement of the large number of victims in Italy as a flagship. A country with a large number of elderly people and a climate totally different from ours. The perfect scenario, enhanced by the media, so that a true hysteria if it spread throughout our country “

time24.news/n24/2020/03/coronavirus-bolsonaro-defends-end-of-quarantine-and-opening-of-trade.html

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threadly reminder that pic related will be real because of infected AIPAC & CPAC

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WRONG WITH ME

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So when Cornoa becomes endemic to America the rest of the world is gonna close its borders to those unhygenic freaks right?

WASH YOUR HANDS

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We're done bros, see you on the other side.

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Tightness in the chest (like i've been smoking). Wheezing while breathing, no coof. Random 'dry' sneezes though.

Have i got it?

based Li Xiaosi

i'm cucked with a "quarantine pass" policy, the police here will arrest you if you don''t have it

4

THERE's A DEATH IN MY STATE, WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE. WWE;RE ALL GOINGN TO FUCKING DIE,

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It's not the money printing they can do that indefinitely with the dollat. It's the supply lines collapsing that will see prices skyrocket, and the price inflation will be most severe in anglo countries because they all run trade deficits and oil and commodities are not recovering anytime soon.

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 54,996 (785) Spain 47,610 (3,434) Germany 34,055 (175) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 10,456 (145) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,227 (427) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,516 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Portugal 2,995 (43) Norway 2,902 (14) Canada 2,792 (26) Australia 2,431 (9) Sweden 2,345 (41) Brazil 2,271 (47) Israel 2,170 (5) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,796 (19) Denmark 1,715 (34) Czech Republic 1,497 (5) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,082 (27) Pakistan 1,000 (8) Poland 957 (13) Thailand 934 (4) Chile 922 (2) Romania 906 (13) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 853 (3) Indonesia 790 (58) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (1) Iceland 648 (2) Philippines 636 (38) India 562 (10) Singapore 558 (2) Slovenia 528 (5) Panama 443 (6) Bahrain 419 (3) Croatia 418 (1) Peru 416 (7)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) United States +140 (+5) Spain +5,552 (+443) Germany +1,064 (+16) Iran +2,206 (+143) Switzerland +579 (+23) South Korea +100 (+6) United Kingdom +150 (+5) Austria +233 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Portugal +633 (+10) Norway +36 (+2) Australia +114 (+1) Sweden +46 (+1) Brazil +24 (+1) Israel +240 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+3) Denmark +124 (+2) Czech Republic +103 (+2) Pakistan +28 (+1) Poland +56 (+3) Romania +112 (+1) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +61 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Philippines +84 (+3) Slovenia +48 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Serbia (+1) Lithuania +46 (+2) Hungary +39 (+1) Ukraine +11 (+1) Afghanistan +5 (+1) Bangladesh (+1) Paraguay +10 (+1) Niger +4 (+1) Thailand +107 South Africa +155 Russia +163 India +26 Bahrain +27 Croatia +36 Hong Kong +23 Estonia +35 Lebanon +15 Armenia +16 Taiwan +19 Latvia +24…

>FULL LISTS
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We already knew this friends. I hope you listened in the early days. Reset button in process. I get more excited everyday. No more shit society

Probably bad for the next quarter, but assuming a one time $1000 payment to workers, it’s less damaging than $1000 monthly to everyone regardless of work status.
Not concerned about bank repos since technically the money is already there in the form of Treasury securities albeit less liquid than cash needed. I haven’t read much about the plan for airlines and other industries though.

It's that high because the vast majority of infections have no significant symptoms and don't even realize they have it. They probably just think it's a typical cold or flu and aren't effected at all. Only serious cases actually go to the hospital.

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user, is the lockdown just Manila?

What the hell, fucking goldmember

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WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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You should call a marabou

How's your sense of smell?

More

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>Corona-chan, you think you can challange your Big Sis Influenza?

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...

Where is he? I expected a big happening and have been at the age of my seat, but nothing's habbening.

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We cant let the chinese propaganda machine remove focus from the fact that China did this to the world by ignoring their own doctors, arresting them, paying off the WHO, buying all N95 masks available.

I was thinking me, we and anyone interested would start creating stickers along the lines of "Dont forget that China created the virus due to unethical treatment of animals"

Something the normal man can relate to (misstreatment of animals).

"You lost your job due to Chinas bribery of the WHO

Go to work now, we need to save the economy

21 women with no pre existing conditions dies in U.K... just a flu though right?

yes user, there's no coming back from it.

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Panic buying in Japan.

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Reminder that even Milton Friedman supported the UBI idea.

If I was considered a “essential” worker and am still working will I get the $1,200? Been paying taxes for two decades. I better get it.

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>All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
>archive.is/TpnNV
Brehs...

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BURGER

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>1 death
Nigger, I know your brain has a reduced attention span because you never used the internet when it took over a full minute to load a single jpg but this is a slow process. The world of instant gratification has melted many brains. This is probably going to go on for at least 2 years. Just like every other global disaster

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>FUTURE MARKETS
Poland (-2.14%) Germany (-1.59%) Italy (-0.50%) Netherlands (-0.18%) Brazil (-0.31%) Switzerland (+0.06%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (+0.07%) France (+0.30%) Australia (+0.33%) United States (+0.48%) Russia (+0.58%) Spain (+0.68%) United Kingdom (+1.93%) Japan (+2.41%) Taiwan (+2.65%) Hong Kong (+2.75%) China (+2.80%) South Africa (+3.93%) India (+4.31%) South Korea (+5.16%) Singapore (+5.82%) Austria (+8.02%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-5%) Tokyo (-11%) Beijing (-21%) Wuhan (-19%) New Delhi (-87%) Dubai (-25%) Moscow (-28%) Rome (-27%) Milan (-16%) Berlin (-18%) Munich (-11%) Brussels (-31%) Paris (-34%) Madrid (-14%) Barcelona (-21%) London (-24%) Johannesburg (+2%) Sao Paulo (-53%) Buenos Aires (-41%) New York (-53%) Washington (-46%) Miami (-43%) Toronto (-54%) Chicago (-42%) Houston (-46%) Mexico City (-41%) Los Angeles (-14%) Seattle (-5%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) Brazil (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Poland (37m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Philippines (13m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Czech Republic (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Denmark (5m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Richard Stallmans mother.

dunno, can't say that i have experienced any loss of taste/smell.

Who the fuck knows, they are so vague with what the symptoms are. Just get tested to be sure.

There's only one virus more deadly than coronavirus rn

And it's stupidity virus, people infected by it are incapable of understand exponential growth

She won't leave you user

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If my boss asks me to go, I'll quit.

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Should I wear goggles to go to the store? Everyone has masks and gloves already

You're the ones ignoring your own doctors Sven

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Please post more news or stories of normies failing to cope with isolation

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i figured all the virologists over here would know

>48% of NYC cases are under 45.

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I have that too. Never had it before. It doesn't worry me, but it's very suspicious.

I am searching traffic data in random cities to find the next big catastrophe after NY. Look at this half assed shutdown in Mexico city, population 21 (TWENTY ONE) million
Many living in slums on top of each other. Currently 400 confirmed cases in Mexico. Not sure about their testing numbers but I assume it's very small number tested so far.

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ICELAND HAS 40 STRAINS OF KUNG FLU
>ICELAND HAS 40 STRAINS OF KUNG FLU
ICELAND HAS 40 STRAINS OF KUNG FLU
>ICELAND HAS 40 STRAINS OF KUNG FLU
ICELAND HAS 40 STRAINS OF KUNG FLU
>ICELAND HAS 40 STRAINS OF KUNG FLU

grapevine.is/news/2020/03/24/patient-infected-with-two-strains-of-covid-19-in-iceland/

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>lizard looks like his human suit is falling off
Good luck Brazil, we're right behind you!

SHIT THIS IS HUGE!!!!

streamable.com/bt7sw

fake and gay

sure

youtube.com/watch?v=sOtDDxVDG4c

When we follow these four rules there is nothing to be worried about aerosol transmission

1. Wear masks in any public area, no matter if anyone is around don't let your guard down
2. Open windows and let air flow
3. Turn off the central AC, don't turn it on
4. Don't spit

Fucks some 9 y.o boy somewhere in his palace in Mexico.

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I have a wagie pass because apparently making bread is still allowed in the "food services" category and I will be fined if I don't have it on me
Would prefer to be at home all the time, but we are only a small shop and the owner would probably go backrupt if this takes more than 2 months of lockdown

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kek

>>LIVE TRAFFIC
This is legit good for pollution levels.
>silver lining and all that

Stop. Don't post this.

worldoil.com/news/2020/2/7/petrochina-tells-its-expats-to-buy-medical-supplies-and-ship-them-to-beijing

>PetroChina Co., the country’s biggest oil and gas company, sent out a memo to offices globally, including Tokyo, Houston and Singapore, summoning employees to buy masks and send them back to headquarters in Beijing, according to a copy of the memo seen by Bloomberg News.

>Workers at Chinese steel companies have been buying masks and protective suits abroad, including from Japan, Germany and Italy, according to the nation’s iron and steel association.

>Monica Mi, an export manager of a construction material factory in Nanjing that sells aluminum curtain walls, has even been asking her clients to buy masks for her factory workers in the past week.

www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/imm/covid-19-daily-data-summary.pdf

nothing new

we know for months that the virus mutates fast af

afaik there are already over 800 confirmed different strains

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aye, i can't decide. Even if i do have it they won't test me anyway. Fucking RIVM

>China Minmetals has fully mobilized its overseas companies and actively expanded overseas medical supplies supply channels. As of 22:00 on January 28, China Minmetals has purchased more than 350,000 masks from Japan, South Korea, Germany and other countries and sent them to Wuhan.

>Since late January, a dedicated group has urgently purchased 100,000 Korean KF94 medical masks in more than a dozen countries including Japan, South Korea, Vietnam, and Thailand.

>Pingsteel Anyuan Iron and Steel Co., Ltd. mobilized all cadres and employees to use foreign relatives and friends to purchase masks, protective clothing and other medical protective equipment abroad.

WHY IS THIS UNREGISTERED SWISS PLANE ALLOWED TO FLY OVER LONDON???
flightradar24.com/PC12/2445089a

It is literally doing segments over North London what the fuck?

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Based

>436623 infected
>19643 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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OH NO NO NO NO HERD IMMUNITY BROS GOT TOO COCKY

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luckily local governors are not as retarded as him.

Good thing you still have a job. Here in Australia, everyone is losing their jobs as all the stores shut down.

>As of February 2, Hunan Valin Group purchased 36,066,000 masks, 23,400 sets of protective clothing, and 6,000 sets of protective glasses in South Korea, Thailand, India, Australia, Kuwait, Spain, Lebanon and other markets. Among them, the first batch of 188,000 medical masks and 25 thousand sets of protective clothing purchased from South Korea, Thailand, Australia, Kuwait and Indonesia have arrived in Shanghai, Guangzhou and Hong Kong, China.

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>afaik there are already over 800 confirmed different strains
So surviving it without damaged organs is a lottery within a lottery ?

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>We arready havu sociaru distingu
>Maybe our onsen make the differencu
>Japan so speciarru
AHAHAHAHA

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shout out to Peru for doing a good job. I have seen videos of their police roughing up people for breaking quarantine. Well done.

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no more dole? that's grim as fuck.

Ye no longer part of EU aviation network so there is little leverage you have over anybody.

you wagies out there now are the real heroes, don't fucking forget that.

This is the 0.001% right? Right??

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Nevermind the permanent damage to your lungs and risk of infertility goyim. Back to work.

Spooky flightpath

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Reminder that people overreact to fucking everything. Just like that phony anthrax threat after 9/11.

33
>33
Yeah we knew. Soon it will be told how many children are dying

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>3 months
>2500 threads
When this is over I want to see a graph of the number of these threads and their activity right next to the corona global kill count.
Panic go UP! UP! brrrrrrrrrrrrrrv

d o o d

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My grandma tested positive for corona-chan this morning. She hasn't left the house in years and was brought to the hospital for reasons unrelated to corona. She was tested out of precaution and boom, positive.
We suspect her home nurse has it. Anyways it's fucking ogre

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How is this allowed? Are they snooping our mobile communications or SPRAYING SHIT?

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Dick sucking nigger faggot found.

Guys how soon after developing a cough does the fever start? Is it immediate or later? Asking for a friend

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but but but China is helping the world with masks!!!
>donating shitty infected masks buying the good stuff instead

Huh? There's still the dole but unemployment is getting super bad. Who knows if everyone will get it. They might literally say "nope no more cunts getting paid".

does that mean its coming back nip?

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That is correct. Remember that the CCP did this, and any amount of help they deliver won't make it their atonement. They should never have lied to begin with.

nationalreview.com/the-morning-jolt/chinas-devastating-lies/

>the spread is accelerating despite all the social distancing measures

good lord, you guys STILL haven't understood that all confirmed cases are delayed because of long incurbation period (5-14days).
To add is, that if one family mamber has it, most likely all of them will get the virus within the next week(s), which also makes it seem that there is no slowing down of the spread.

DELAYS MOTHERFUCKERS

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of course it is, we've known that months

Bangkok NO
>107 new cases in Thailand. 4th day in a row with 100 or more new cases. The virus has spread across 46 out of 76 provinces (60%)

Bangkok population: 10 million
Bangkok healthcare: ....

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surveillance
if you need to bug out, at least do it when no such funny path planes around
>see flag
ok nvm

hmm.....

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Are you bros ready to ~500k today?

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now it has to stop. Now I want it to stop. One man can impregnate 1000 women, but one woman can only have one child at a time(or more depending on twins or triplets). Each woman we lose, is another potential breeding partner.

My thought too. If testing was easy fast and cheap I'd take the effort, but...
I'm not visiting my parents for a while instead.

WHAT THE FUCK IT'S REAL

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Is Prince Charles gonna be OK?

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> yfw Putin keep postponing his speech on corona

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What do you think about Vitamin D to mitigate this cytokine stuffs?

Why the sudden panic nip?

>OHNE HOLLAND OHNE HOLLAND FAHREN WIR zur wm
FINALLY THE DAY HAS COME

We have huge fucking drop in sales, we have had to cut our production to like 280kg of raw dough a day from almost 450kg every day and even 500kg some weekends
We are close to making less than the profit margin, and sometimes even making so little we have half of what we made unsold.
Shit is looking dire for my job, please corona, release us soon

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RIVM site is down

>wanting to breed disgusting white women

No

spraying the rona

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He covered up pedophiles, why would you want him to be ok?

>33
It realy is her number isn't it?

Have you been to NYC? It's like a garbage dump I'm surprised the smog and fumes from the sewers don't kill everyone by 45. Not an argument against coronavirus, i always take an opportunity to bash new york shitty

woops

Really makes you think how only one country seems to be coming out stronger because of this

Germutt's law

That's fuel dumpling retard.

look like spray patterns

no, I will never set a foot in your 3rd world country

how many masks did LPP SA bought for China? Around 10 million?

wiadomosci.gazeta.pl/wiadomosci/7,173952,25810933,newsweek-wlasciciel-reserved-wykupil-z-rynku-maski-ochronne.html

>not wanting to spread your seed and genes wherever and whenever you can
such a christcuck/beta mindset

Just a ploy to get everyone to watch shit-tier daytime talk shows and dramas

Dutch health care is among the worst in the OECD if you don't account for accessibility (because any nigger can get it)

Reminder that you spergs are causing people to panic. You should all turn in your gloves and masks to the nearest hospital immediately, they need it far more than you do.

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I claim these digits in the name of Corona-chan. May she cleanse the Earth of the unholy.

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>unregistered
It is registered. You're just using jewradar24.

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Oh its starting here we go

It will be very scary in Australia.
Lots of jobless people unless there's some radical plans to try and salvage what's left of home industry besides agriculture stuff.

Are your politicians talking about this at all? Or are they working under the retarded assumption that it'll be all back to the status quo with china making everything in a few months?

India is more concerning at this point
>over 1 billion population
>shitty health care
>crowded areas
>barely testing

Reroll

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damn these numbers are starting to give me a happening boner

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>post written by a f*male
insta discarded.

lol they made it against the law for the savages in and around orlando from being outside at night

I guess it wasn't meant to be. Next time will be the true end.

I've seen very similar aircraft in Amsterdam this morning

Herd immunity! We will win

why are health professionals so fucking arrogant

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dumb fucking cunt

Can someone hit me up with hazmat templates? Thanks

i landed in germany on my way to prague and germans in the bathrooms were mocking people making shitting noises and laughing lol

Is there a one big file of all the corona chans pictures?
I wanna get hard on the slutty and fat assed ones.
Thanks

I'm ready to enjoy the rest of my life.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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DOW AND NASDAQ FUTURES ARE UP
I REPEAT
DOW AND NASDAQ FUTURES ARE UP
ITS OGRE
THE BEAR MARKET IS DONE

>soon 500k

remember when we celebrated 100k? Seems like yesterday.

I remember when apparently whites were immune for no apparent reason and whites in Singapore flew off back to their Western countries to save their hide. How the tide changes so quickly, god I love this shit

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This is how the wicked slants spread their Chinese Pneumonic Plague around the globe.

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youtu.be/HabyJi66l0w

made me kek on a work zoom meeting nigga

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Nice

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the beauty of exponential growth

>germans stole the medical supplies we bought abroad that were delivered through their country
>czechs did the same

Goddamn cunts
Source?

I'm going to gym to do some cardio. Stay healthy bros.

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fucking clown market I swear

Kek, but yeah they're smug fags. Never liked any of them.

Coronavirus found in Dutch sewage. RIVM site down

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I love my job almost as much as I love skiing!

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>Literally
>I know what I'm talking about
>female
>mental health
This virus needs to hurry up.

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A towel would help.
Anything at all would help, even a handkerchief. Anything will help mitigate if some coofing cunt coofs in your general direction. (there are studies I cbf linking)
Shut your eyes, cover mouth and nose and don't breathe until you make it past them.

Herd's the word

Remember when these threads started and we were under 1000 in China? seems like an eternity ago

>going to gym
get a treadmill bro

Putin just gave everyone next week off. Finally I'll have time to beat death stranding

Thai people are almost as bad as the yurotrash tourists who visit their shithole country to whoremonger.
Good riddance.

Chinks spreadjng misinfo to fuck over others. Draging everyone down is in their bug nature

Based.

Most "tourists" in Thailand are sandniggers

Same in Maryland

Government didn't do enough of a good job with the information control.

has he declared himself absolute sole interpreter and executor of the will of God yet?

Just take the week off the epidemic will be over by then bro.

What do you suppose the real number is?
Past 1M? How far past?
Any takers?

most stories from people infected seem to say 24-48 hours. Some people are lucky and never really progress beyond a cough

Most are trannies looking to get their balls chopped off.

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Recoveries are very slow. Very very slow.

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Gripezhina or Resfriadhino.

lol putin probably just said how he could help EU since chinks spread the virus to accelerate whole fucking shit here.....just to be here to help in times when we will be in complete catastrophe

probably 5-10 million dead.

why not just watch a lets play though? If death stranding is anything like MGS4, you will miss out on nothing

need that jap pussy in my life

>see flag
Ironically my plan was to bug out to Sweden but Denmark cucked me hard.

Any way to see which company owns that plane?

Nope. Now, if you were 'undocumented?' You'd get double.

Reminder that you can sterilize N95 masks in the oven at 70c for 30 minutes without loss of filtration. Other methods not that great.

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Yfw normie tears about being isolated

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