/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - DABBING ON THE RINOS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpAd: Democrats: Placing Politics Over People 3/24/20
twitter.com/TeamTrump/status/1242524464799244288
youtu.be/595pvdlSlp0
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/24/20
c-span.org/video/?470667-1/
youtu.be/4R75JwHCA1U
>Pres Trump Interview w/Bill Hemmer 3/24/20
youtu.be/vGiV5ITWVWY
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force @FoxNews Virtual Town Hall 3/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144413240001 (full)
youtu.be/wy3NrqNN9uU (Pres Trump)
>DefSec Esper/JCSChair ArmyGen Milley/SEAC Colon-Lopez @Virtual Town Hall 3/24/20
dvidshub.net/video/744094/
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 3/24/20
c-span.org/video/?470647-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 3/24/20
youtu.be/BpmTYrnmEMM
>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 3/24/20
youtu.be/0xl6vjjzZwA
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on F&F 3/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144320914001
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on GMA 3/24/20
youtu.be/0XDhMW0ErG0
>DepCBPCommr Perez on Spicer&Co 3/24/20
youtu.be/BIose2uKiwA
>DepHHSSec Hargan on America 1st w/Gorka 3/24/20
youtu.be/wtxZE2tIaKw
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on FBN 3/24/20
youtu.be/Yqbd1RKaZ5g
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 3/24/20
youtu.be/8MQFLeYeVcA
>SG Adams on Hannity 3/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144508388001
>SG Adams @SRNT 26th Annual Meeting on Smoking Cessation 3/24/20
youtu.be/Z9YhzFzkrI0

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MAGA!

MAGA

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AWOO!

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MIGA

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AWOO

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Looks like we got us a migger

Awoo morning.

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Blimpfbux on their way today, /ptg/??

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i dont get what his point is. it would make sense if he switched the "and" and "but". or maybe he doesnt know what the word RINO means. is he pro RINO?

>fake numbers
>kills self to increase numbers
Really activates my almonds

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not even close
has to pass (it will)
go to the house and pass there
then possibly a reconciliation if the house fucks around and adds shit (which would look bad on them)

this is what happens when you elect a retard

Nope.

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>not getting it
You’re dumb

Corona-chan has been pretty much a Godsend, so far she's shown that:
>We need strong borders
>"Wanderlust" is dangerous
>We're too dependent on China
>Trump is a strong leader in a crisis
>Taxation is theft
>Zoomers > Boomers
I probably missed a few, but I think it'll be good for the election in the end desu

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Now get the microchip goy!

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>reding the op

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>D-drumpf is a jew!
>D-drumpf is a doodoohead!
>D-drumpf only care about poor blacks!
>D-drumpf bill is stupid!
>D-drumpf is a commie and stimulus is socialism!
>NO STOP YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ENACT MORE LOCKDOWNS
>STOP IT STOP OPENING THINGS EVERYONE NEEDS TO HIDE INSIDE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO STOP I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET MUH GREAT DEPRESSION AND COLLAPSE OF SOCIETY FUCKING STOP IT RIGHT NOW
>STAY INSIDE STAY INSIDE STAY INSIDE STAY INSIDE STAY INSIDE STAY INSIDE STAY INSIDE STAY INSIDE STAY INSIDE STAY INSIDE STAY INSIDE STAY INSIDE STAY INSIDE STAY INSIDE STAY INSIDE STAY INSIDE STAY INSIDE STAY INSIDE
>DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I AM YOUR GOVERNOR YOU HAVE TO OBEY ME STAY IN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE YOU DISGUSTING GOYIM

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> bear trap
I don't know, Japan fundamentals aren't bad all things considered and the dollar is so overwhelmingly strong against the Yen it makes their exports very attractive.
They are also BRRRR printing their way out of this, which makes their currency even weaker in relation to the dollar, favoring even more their exports.

Right now it is a BRRRRRR race with China, Japan, EU and the US racing each other to devalue their currency and get an edge on exports

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SOON AFTER CHINA IS DEFEATED

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>fake numbers
>source: /ptg/‘s collective asshole

>vote for the useless husk guys! h-he's alive n stuff

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> WHY ARENT OLD PEOPLE DYING IN JAPAN? JAPAN HAS HIGHER SMOKING RATES AMONG MALES THAN FRANCE AND ITALY AS WELL
Pic related is my theory. Menwhile in Italy and Spain even men greet with kisses om the cheek.

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MAGA

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FUCK PLUMPF
my pay is out only half a week i wanted to buy more stocks

So is it ok to support welfare for people that are in need? Sounds kinda faggy to care about poor people.

Ok I’m retarded. What is wonderlust?

Like I'm gonna fuck her, she probably doesn't even own a single pair of heels

>Two more weeks!
You know you're basically engaged in a pyramid scheme but with fear porn right?

pls stop shopping her to look like a real human being

It's pretty much racemixing.

Pretty sure China's lying since Italy is about to pass them

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t. You two weeks ago

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>It's real
Lmao hecking basederino

they also already have masks which also helps to slow the spread

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She wishes she was that hot

morning

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no can't do

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>black-star
You can say nigger here.

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Japan will revitalize their economy by going to war with China and claiming Chinese territory and resources as their own. Pan-Asian war on China. Trump will assist but not participate.

I'm glad you asked user, it's when a roastie goes to a foreign country in search of herself and is found beheaded and raped with vaginal stab wounds. It's a trend promoted by Instagram influencers

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starting to think i should've panic bought ravioli tins

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hey look at that, she's almost wearing acceptable heels
keep at it

But as usual, Canada has learned nothing youtube.com/watch?v=_djltRvXlKU youtube.com/watch?v=qro3DNPL1Hc

>China is lying about their numbers
Oh hey a poster whose IQ is higher than the number of fingers they have. What are you doing here in /ptg/?

> they also already have masks which also helps to slow the spread
Yeah, getting fucked up by SARS helped those countries to get some protective measures proactively.

That said Japan has a much more reduced "social contact" level than even other asian countries, not to mention south european ones so that also helped them a great deal.

force feed her big, fat, healthy burgers for a year and doing a lot of sports activities

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>What is wonderlust?
the opposite of saying near and living life as your parents did

NOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN /CEE VEE GEE/ PASTEBINOS

NOT MY COOFIN GOOD LARPARINO

NOT MY EBIN BASTE HAPPENINANINANINO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THERE WILL BE TRILLIONS DEAD YOU'LL SEE

> by going to war with China and claiming Chinese territory and resources as their own
A man can dream!

I thought that was called jewing, when you refugee eternally

yeah buddy fake numbers

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kek at this because it's true

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>Trump businesses barred from getting coronavirus stimulus money, Schumer says

Daily reminder that Democrats killed Americans so they could get back at Trump. More worried about fucking over Trump than helping the US

Ever since I became aware of Donald Trump I have been incapable of fucking my wife. All I can think about is how much better he is than me. Smarter, wiser, more successful, more fit, how can such a perfect man exist? Truly we are but scum on his shoes in comparison.

>just two more weeks for sure bro!
Lol. Seethe

>source: /ptg/‘s collective asshole + some twitter posts.

That would plump her up nicely.

>Canada ramping up Foreign Aid spending
JUSTin should choose either shaved or grow it out, looks disgusting as it is

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that is literally what's happening, though

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what a doujin that would be

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so everyone really is getting check?

I’ll fuck her for you. Send pic.

lol cope and seethe your narrative is old and busted

So now we know the mutts deployed the virus in China under the instruction of their Jewish masters to maintain the dominant position, backfires, as usual.
How could muttland ever recover?

I never want to hear Republicans complain about government spending and the deficit ever again.

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personally, I believe any man who has sex with his wife is a leftist traitor at this point. All Women belong to trump.

>t. Chinaman

she's got fat knees

why does anyone care what a leaf thinks?

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Think before you Drink

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I wasn't going to vote until I read these threads. Now I'm voting for Biden. Thanks /ptg/

You guys are fucking pathetic.

is chloroquine (the wonder drug discovered by trump in his WH lab) really working?

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How are you guys in the USA holding up? We here are also getting some gov't bux, but its kinda boring being stuck at home and doing chores and playing vidya. The cookies, buiscuits and liverspread is also getting boring too, though I have others. The only think I forgot to stock on is cola.

Lmao what?

Don't forget to text Joe to 30330

You're a traitor. She belongs to Trump.

Yeah, you're a moron.
Never leaving your home is just usual for you, ain't it?
You might get bit by an ant.

>Italy is lying and china is telling the truth!
Relax there trump. Suck off Xi on your own time during your press conferences.

nice it means the mormons arent in to adrenochrome like the other faggots

who are you quoting?

man coofs, national guard responding.

Can you provide an example of a tome trump has sucked off xi?

>shits all over Romney
>retweets about his decorum and grace

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It's difficult but I'm trucking on, user. Today's my birthday. Can't even go out for a nice steak dinner but whatever. It is what it is. This will make us stronger as a country.

Yes, I went out and got some from my local pet store and I haven't gotten corona yet

>spend money to make money: bad
>spend money because money is bad: good
Ok changstein.

Probably. Every country is using it. Still too early to say for 100%

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so sick of hearing this fag do his fake soft-reassuring voice.

He wanted to give himself near-dictatorial powers, with no checks in the House on taxing or spending until 2021. Our cuckhold """"""Conservative"""""" party will let him have it until September. We're going to be Mexico tier poor by the end of this.

We should have listened to Sir John A. He warned us about the bugpeople over 100 years ago.

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All those times that trump said something like
>China is handling this great by the way. Believe me
Don’t count?

TRUMPBUX ACTIVATED

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