>air pistol with the power of a tennis ball hitting the floor dropped from a metre larping
Owen Thomas
repost for educational purposes >i read it in the sun ffs lad please stop being dim lawteacher.net/cases/revill-v-newbery.php this is one of the primary case law regarding self defence. if you don’t have good reason for carrying something and it is perceived as an item for self defence, then it you will get done.
if you brain someone with a monkey wrench, you’ll get off with it if you’re in garage fixing up your car, not if you outside the local weatherspoons. the law on this is more complex than you’re making out
>local chiken and chip shops closed >local cafes closed
NOOOO ! MY CREATURE COMFORTS
I am dying for a decent burger / coffee.
Christian James
They sting like fuck
Ethan Evans
Daily reminder the filthy Anglos deployed the virus in China under the instruction of their Jewish masters to maintain the dominant position, backfires.
Jacob Peterson
this could be the detox western civ has long needed
...now all the TP panic buying is starting to make sense
aeropress or moka pot, and lavazza ground coffee. simple as. no need to pay Tarquin a fiver per cup
John Cook
that’s not what i’m telling you, i’m telling you you’re failing to understand the law on this. don’t use any weapon that you don’t have good reason for carrying. just because you don’t like what i’m saying doesn’t mean it’s not true, no matter how many things you’ve read in the sun. i’m trying to be helpful here but you’re starting to piss me off
Do you just hate women? Are your a leftist/remainer? A Bitter incel?
Isaac Wilson
>oooh oooooh oooooh >oh no you stung me ohh ow ouch i guess i'll leave you alone now >ooooh
Camden Cook
where is the postman my p3 filters aint coming are they
Aaron Gomez
110,000 wating list for universal credit kek
Anthony Martin
larp
Austin Richardson
>Muzzle Energy: 3.1 ft/lbs
Kek, thats not really enough to kill a rabbit at point blank range, squirrel from 20ft away maybe. There are legal CO2 and sping pistols out that have a muzzle energy almost double that, crossman 2240 or any weihrauch pistol are at least 5.5ft/lb
Lincoln Richardson
what do you think about this Self-EMployed shit they are going on about at PMQ's? i am self-employed and i don't get a salary, i just take a dividend, because i can't pay myself if there is no revenue. how can they work out how much i should get?
Elijah Sanders
Just been to Asda, madness there. A woman shouting at staff about some shit and literal bouncers on the door.
Public heath when we get to the other side of this whole thing will be much improved. All that regimented hand washing and now all the fat cunt takeaways are closing. Only thing you can reliably buy in the supermarkets is fresh veg (if you haven't already bought all the pasta and tendies). Only thing you can get reliably out the house for is exercise. Only qualm on all this is everyone is getting sloshed at home every evening because there's no need to crawl onto a bus/tube or behind the wheel of a car to get to work. Can sit in PJs on the sofa hungover doing emails and the like.
Robert Clark
Not just weapons. If you carry a packet of spaghetti with the intention of using it as a mean of self-defence then that packet of spaghetti would be then classed as an offensive weapon. Intention is extraordinarily important in English law.
Alexander Brown
I think the supermarkets in london in 2 weeks are going to need armed gaurds.
Andrew Brown
Read twatter posted, try to keep face straight. >Unless you are a jew
Isaac Robinson
don't be i've had it and had worse colds
Michael Davis
i used to shoot a m8's gas-powered pistols, they would explode clay pots from 20 feet
Anthony Jackson
Jezza going at Bozza about us getting are bennies at PMQs lads.
>EU flag >BBC yep nothing to report here everything is in order
Jaxon Cox
with brexit, the social and cultural changes brought about by CV and the possible death of multiple members of the royal family, we could literally be on the verge of a british renaissance
dont forget lads, the birth rates are everything. get those numbers up and disregard anyone who says otherwise.
Kevin King
I went to asda last week and chavs were getting offended at staff because stuff was out of stock
"ahm puttin in a fukin complaint about yeee, yah fukkin daft cunt ahm gunna geet me husband"
"its fukkin rediculuse"
Mason Kelly
At least she donated those fine ass organs
Joseph Martinez
Been coofing all over the place to keep them in work
i don't mind that personally, i think it is fair. but i also think that the average person should get fucked too.
Brandon Butler
Shelves were actually fairly well stocked tbqh, im friends with one of the managers there and she said its been like christmas until these new measures were bought in.
Just reported you. Enjoy making another account you cunt.
Anthony Lewis
all the paki takeaways near me are still open only mcdonalds and kfc is closed
Jacob Sanchez
isn't she like 15?
Noah Cruz
>Stop loving your wife never ;)
Because im kind, I'll share with you her most beautiful picture. Hope it consoles you, once you realise mine & Bee's destiny is written in the stars lad.
People are going mental over the smallest of things. Some dude in a suit cut the line in front of some old lady and one of the bouncers ran over and forced him to the back of the line. Was pretty funny hearing him whinge about how he needed to get stuff before going into work, proper stuffy cunt.
Logan Cook
The thotocaust continues unabated.
Evan Cook
I have a hw45 in my gun safe, far as im aware its the most powerful pistol you can own without a section 5 ticket or a long barrel with stock pistol on a section 1.
and when i say most powerful, its shite, good enough for clearing pigeons/rats out of a barn, squirrel/magpies on a low roof, plinking and maybe putting a mixy infected rabbit out of its misery at point blank.
You generally need 4ft/lb at impact on a headshot to kill a rabbit.
Jace Thomas
NHS employee on annual leave here, spent the morning sleeping and wanking, about to start on the whisky and have a bet on the South African horse racing. Feels good to be a national hero.
Hit targets in a field. What else would I use it for?
Jacob Lewis
had all this in December
Landon Butler
Went to Iceland today with mask goggles and gloves 8 people in there random things sold out but still loads frozen and fresh meat. Surprised me. After making plain pasta a few days ago I realized I need stuff to put in it. No limit on buying either. Co op had fuckings lines of people. Iceland is the one lads. Cheap as fuck too.
Evan Torres
all but chills
Asher Ross
The local squirrels are fucking doomed m8 when he gets hungry.
Oliver Edwards
Too much sauce.
Hunter Thompson
i went to sainsbury's an hour ago and it was chill but there was fuck all on the shelfs, all i wanted was some scones a some whisky couldn't even get that. When are they going to stop. ENOUGH!!!
Kek. Small convenience stores, Tesco, Sainsbury's etc have everything. Went shopping yesterday and it was fine, saw about 3 people too. I live in city centre and I imagine hardly anyone uses them now all the workers are at home in the suburbs.
Aiden Reed
>not buying a good old british over and under with a nice countryside scene engraved in the side of it What kind of patriot are you?
