Putin will adress the Corona-chan situation in 10 minutes

Putin will adress the Corona-chan situation in 10 minutes
Get in here boys
youtube.com/watch?v=KY8kMSXQIsM

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Why so many dislikes?

I expect full lockdown in Moscow. The constitution voting still will be held though.

Can I get a translate plz I don't speek based. I bet he's just gonna troll the brit bongs cause they're about to have a mcburgermutt queen at this rate

It turns out people may not like him very much

It hasn't started yet. We have a 30 minutes delay.

Is there a live translate?

It's not live even in Russian. Our president is not very punctual.

based

You mean your just early to watch putin... clearly based move.

There was a Russian dude at the bar I was talking to and I asked if he likedputin. He said no. I asked why and he said cause putin hates gays. I said really you hate him cause of that? He said I'm gay of course. I said your gay and putin hates you? He said yes. I said that's pretty based of putin you faggot. Then I got up cause I don't drink with faggots

He stated that the translation will be at 15:00. Now it's 15:45 here. He is nowhere to be found. Not a good sign for an emergency adress lol.

hes a busy man vodkabro.

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What's more important? Kissing young boys in their tummies?

He's probably wrestling a bear right now, or working on his ju jitsu.

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Well people don't seem to appreciate that

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Did I miss it, because it's not playing and i know im like 40 mins late

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look ill already tell you what hes gonna say
>we seal off the city
>no one leaves
>control the spread of misinformation

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I hope he shuts the shit down. I swear to God if it's going to be another (((leader))) spouting "it's just a flu, protect economy, herd immunity" I'm gonna physically hurt somebudy.

Kek

and then everybody stood up and clapped

Will there be English subtitles?

No, he just trolled everyone. Press-secretary says translation will be within an hour.
Imagine the panic buying after that.

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He's prbly banging a hot piece of stacy. Can't blame the guy

He divorced years ago and wasn't seen with a woman since

Would be a shame he banned alcohol like France just did.

Doubt, but I can translate the main things. It it finally goes live, that is.

Thanks russiabro.

When I left yes. Because I live in Portland and if you aren't willing to let a gay guy stick his tongue in your mouth everyone thinks you're a bigot

IT STARTED
IT STARTED
IT STARTED
IT STARTED

You really think anyone outside of Russia like him?

- VOTING DELAYED
- The next week no one works, salary will be payed
- Stay at home
- Save your elderly family members

Inside Russia is a quite hated guy...
He has also lose a ton of support since 2015, ask the Rusky:

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Don't think it won't happen to you! Can happen to anyone!

She's built for BBC

- Wash your hands and distance yourself, or we will have a shitshow like in the US and Europe
- More money for social programms (like 50$ lol)
- Earlier payments
- Delay credit payments

Why do Russian presidential addresses look like an ISIS video?
Can't he get a normal room?

Starting April, all families get 500 rubles for child up to 5 years of age! We must support the families!

Quite the opposite from what I've heard.

Gold and luxury is for corrupt politicians

Russia don't deserve Putin. Just wait and see the shit show the country will turn after he is gone

- No taxes for small business for the next 6 months
- Microbusiness also won't pay for insurance
- Government will help (RIP)
- Bankruptcy is not allowed

Amerimutts and Eastern Euros.

The best civilizations are the ones with great architecture, art and culture.

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EARLY 2000'S ROCK WAS THE WHITE RENAISSANCE.
BRING BACK WHAT DIE JUDEN STOLE FROM US.

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pic related is what Putin's address looks like

Thank you for doing this comrade

- taxes for dividents for foreigners raised from 2% to 15%
- new tax for stock profits 13%

Based Inc.

holy shit putin is based i speak russian he said they are going to kill all the gays and muslims and only white russians can get treated at hospitals

i bet my ass he is in a NBQ bunker
Based factions could arise,

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Are people ordered to stay home?

>gib me mur muney goym
>nothing about medical situation or lockdowns
What a faggot.

i was on board till 2007 mentioned
shit year

- Let's unite in this difficult time
- This measures will work, more to come
- Thanks for you attention

NO LOCKDOWN
NO QUARANTINE
WE'RE FUCKED

b-b-but its a week long vacation!
and all the stores are open!
and so is transit!
(yep. fucked.)

literally proof that it's made by russians.
based

Zoomers are overwhelmingly shitlibs. The once who are "based" are pretty much those who learned English and went on a wider web. Every (((political))) website in Russia is a liberal circlejerk. Oh and we have hate speech laws so take a guess why nobody can push back. Once Pootin is gone we probably will get some turboprogressive kike that will flood Somalis in. Fuck this gay earth, I hope this pandemic will lead to WWIII and complete change of order

I like him.

Do you think anyone likes YOU?

>mfw when the Russian president speaks russian
translations?

working on RPT

Didn't Putin already say who he is grooming as his successor? Some finance or economics guy in his cabnet.

Caramelldansen???

scroll up you lazy пидop
бoжe мoй

I know a ruski guy that went to Novorrosia in the early days of that shitshow, as you said the movement is totally underground but quite big, much more than any european country, it is normal than kremlin wants to estroy it seeing how close based guys were to take power in 2000s/90s.
As long as the system doesnt fail libshit kikes have the upper hand, but once shit the fan and people become angry they lose control quick, that why i think the current russian economic meltdown is good

pideras

>let's pretend to give gibs
>stocks are down? let's tax them even more, you don't need to buy those anyway, we are comfy in the reds
>lockdown? no haha here is an extended weekend without closing shops and shit
>wash your benis

FUCKING NIGGER

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not knowing he will become inmortal thanks to votox inyections...

roll for dead pideras :D

>Why so many dislikes?
Russian bots

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