/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2522 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

► Detected: 435,382 (+12,855) ► Died: 19,620 (+730)

— 3.4 billion people put under lockdown —

— 1,171 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —

>NEWS
All 40,000 fans in a football game got infected
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Treatment with HIV drugs ends in failure in controlled study
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Germany "loses" 6 million face masks in Kenya
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Chinese woman caught attempting to spread COVID in Thailand
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Egypt under lockdown, 97 million
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>RESEARCH
All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
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Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected
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r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
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18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
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Virus can live in the air for several hours
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>REMINDER
Thailand hiding cases as "viral pneumonia"
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China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
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China burning bodies without testing or registration
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China underreports number of infections and deaths
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White House admits they lack tests
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
09:03: 104 new cases and 3 new deaths in Indonesia.
08:47: 163 new cases in Russia.
08:42: 177 new cases and 5 new deaths in Germany.
08:25: 84 new cases and 3 new deaths in the Philippines.
08:03: 110 new cases and 1 new death in Pakistan.
07:52: 155 new cases in South Africa.
07:51: 374 new cases and 2 new deaths in Israel.

>MORE
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>CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS

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PRESIDENT OF LOMBARDY REGION ATTILIO FONTANA JUST SAID ON TV THAT JUDGING FROM TODAY'S NUMBERS THE NEW CASES ARE SLOWING DOWN AGAIN

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I don't know if I like where this is headed...

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Do you guys know of anybody, first or second hand who actually has the virus? The only people actually named are elite celebrities

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Is 112/80 a good blood pressure or should i go to the hospital for corona

RIP Queen Lindabess nevar 4get

what is Italy? Spain now that's a country

Dwarf Idiot Edition

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>AMERICAN VIRUS
AMERICAN VIRUS
AMERICAN VIRUS
AMERICAN VIRUS
AMERICAN VIRUS
AMERICAN VIRUS

Yes, first hand, friend of mother-in-law has been on IC for 4 days, fever reached 41.3C then subsided, now stable on ventilator.

she's 26 years old, she thought just boomers die with the virus.

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Yes a classmate has it but she's fine

youtube.com/results?search_query=takeshi's castle costume special

for true frens who are bored

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No they shit they are slowing down
Why wouldn't they if less people are going near one another and spreading it

We are still fucked

ya ur good unless your norm is like 160/100 as is normal for americans

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We should print these out and spread them around

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The best blood pressure to have is 14/88

Putin is going to make a statement, but first this garbage show about total degenerates trying to find love and marriage

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Anybody watching Boris getting spit-roasted on live TV?

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have an updated one

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A normal reading would be any blood pressure below 120/80 mm Hg and above 90/60 mm Hg in an adult.

Normal would be 120/80, you are fine user

Any explanation as to why this virus is treated with AIDS medication?

what's he thinking right now?

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Do you guys think it will be over when it gets warm like a lot of people say??

Uh oh
How's Japan holding up?

Hope she dies

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 54,968 (784) Spain 47,610 (3,434) Germany 34,009 (172) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 10,456 (145) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,499 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Norway 2,902 (13) Canada 2,792 (26) Australia 2,431 (9) Portugal 2,362 (33) Sweden 2,318 (41) Brazil 2,271 (47) Israel 2,170 (5) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,796 (19) Denmark 1,715 (34) Czech Republic 1,497 (5) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,082 (27) Pakistan 1,000 (8) Thailand 934 (4) Poland 927 (12) Chile 922 (2) Romania 906 (13) Finland 853 (3) Indonesia 790 (58) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (1) Iceland 648 (2) Philippines 636 (38) India 562 (10) Singapore 558 (2) Slovenia 528 (5) Panama 443 (6) Bahrain 419 (3) Croatia 418 (1) Peru 416 (7)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) United States +112 (+4) Spain +5,552 (+443) Germany +1,018 (+13) Iran +2,206 (+143) Switzerland +579 (+23) South Korea +100 (+6) Austria +216 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Norway +36 (+1) Australia +114 (+1) Sweden +19 (+1) Brazil +24 (+1) Israel +240 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+3) Denmark +124 (+2) Czech Republic +103 (+2) Pakistan +28 (+1) Poland +26 (+2) Romania +112 (+1) Finland +61 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Philippines +84 (+3) Slovenia +48 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Serbia (+1) Lithuania +46 (+2) Hungary +39 (+1) Ukraine +11 (+1) Afghanistan +5 (+1) Bangladesh (+1) Paraguay +10 (+1) Niger +4 (+1) Thailand +107 South Africa +155 Russia +163 India +26 Bahrain +27 Croatia +36 Hong Kong +23 Estonia +35 Lebanon +15 Armenia +16 Taiwan +19 Latvia +24 Bulgaria +2 Slovakia +12 Kuwait +4…

>FULL LISTS
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>memeflag

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red dawn desu

We really aren’t

link it

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because AIDS medication are strong antivirals

Guys Hantavirus is in Australia the stupid fucking chinks brought it to Australia by their ship

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based

die you muttha fucking mutlado cock sucking tranny faggot bitch, dilate with your rage

AIDS medicide is anti-viral in general.

Or immuno-suppressants for that matter
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tocilizumab

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Let's say that, on average, the flu season kills 55,000 people a year.
And let's say that the flu season lasts 180 days.
That means, on average, 305 americans die from the flu daily.

So tell me happeningfags, why is coronachan not the biggest nothing burger of all time? This shit only kills boomers and mortality rate is plummeting with more tests revealing mild and asymptomatic cases.

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The End of Evangelion: The Third Impact (Original English Dub)

youtube.com/watch?v=gQaafNForNs

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quick rundown on the 40k infected football game thing?

Hiro what are people buying in glorious Nippon?

sum ting wong hoo lee fuk yu has chink floo

Yeah first hand; friend has it. Mainly experienced body aches and migraines but no severe coughing

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Because only faggots get corona

I would imagine there is a bit more of panic due to the olympics cancellation

Ok, Yas Forums, what are your predictions. How serious this is.
> WHAT WE KNOW
> chinese numbers are most likely tempered with enough to make them unreliable
> south korean cases were mostly young hence low fatality
> germany is bullshiting. they don't count all the deaths caused by COVID – they assign other causes. It's like saying AIDS doesn't kill, other infection do.
> long incubation period and a long course of illness. you may be feeling good and die 4 weeks later
> there are weird cases of young people having major damage done by COVID. some of them have no real comorbidity. some health problems considered to enhance SARS-Cov-2 damage are quite common and undiagnosed
> plenty of papers suggesting it's more serious than reported but we lack true experts. also remember some papers are and will be published fully financed by governments. I don't trust them
> governments actions are hardcore. It was like this since china went all out

So, Yas Forums, what are your predictions?

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Is this kino?

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>FUTURE MARKETS
Poland (-2.35%) Germany (-1.56%) Brazil (-1.13%) United States (-0.26%) Netherlands (-0.20%) Italy (-0.17%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (+0.07%) Switzerland (+0.41%) Russia (+0.66%) France (+0.79%) Australia (+0.89%) Spain (+1.27%) United Kingdom (+1.85%) Japan (+2.27%) Taiwan (+2.42%) Hong Kong (+2.58%) China (+2.68%) South Africa (+3.85%) India (+4.35%) South Korea (+5.16%) Singapore (+5.42%) Austria (+8.02%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-8%) Tokyo (-11%) Beijing (-14%) Wuhan (-22%) New Delhi (-55%) Dubai (-24%) Moscow (-29%) Rome (-26%) Milan (-16%) Berlin (-16%) Munich (-11%) Brussels (-31%) Paris (-34%) Madrid (-13%) Barcelona (-19%) London (-24%) Johannesburg (+2%) Sao Paulo (-53%) Buenos Aires (-41%) New York (-53%) Washington (-46%) Miami (-43%) Toronto (-41%) Chicago (-42%) Houston (-46%) Mexico City (-12%) Los Angeles (0%) Seattle (-5%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) Brazil (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Poland (37m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Philippines (13m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Czech Republic (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Denmark (5m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m)…

>FULL LISTS
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>death toll so fake you have to kill yourself to increase it.
Based Italia

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what happens to that guy when all is said and done?

because if hospitals are full it will kill 30 million americans.
>just the flu bro

DOW FUTURES ARE UP
IT'S OGRE!

Its on Czech TV but it seems to be live from the parliment
google is your friend

>CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS

Nothing. Normies either don't know or will forget about him

collpase??

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He'll soon order the state lockdowns to end and we'll go back into the world to work for Mr. Shekelstein and transmit corona-chan to your families.

Nice shitposting with you, bros.

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>Dog adoptions in Spain rises because you can go outside to give the dog a walk during the lockdown

Imagine how much the dog abandon rates will rise after this ends... At least asians would eat the dog afterwards, here will just be stray dogs everywhere

She was reported by VN news sites to have been released as 'recovered' just a couple days later.
Not suspicious at all.

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Jeremy Corbyn coofed

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I don't understand why people here are debating whether it's a nothing burger or something burger, at this point in present time it is a something burger, billions in lockdown, people doing every second, graphs getting steeper. Lets just enjoy this happening while it lasts.

How do you do it sunbro? How do you do every thread 24/7

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post a few norfs?

Asking here because this thread is pretty active

I've been out of the loop. What is Q? Seems they're some sort of prediction person? Did they predict the coronavirus?

>futures up
>literally dropped to -1% am hour ago
>struggling around 0.0%

ah yes...green day today fren

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Corona Chan can collapse my face by sitting on it. :^)

imagine believing 30 million americans (source faggot) are going to die because of a jew media propaganda evil virus.

go look at the mortality rates of virtually every first world country. this is a nothing burger. Everyone is talking about Italy instead of germany/russia/japan/southkorea or any of the other dozens of countries that are fine.

>instant noodles still available

Seems good to me.

It baffles me how you cunts are getting out of this reasonably cheaply.

Nope. But some user a while back provided us with these.

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Unless someone makes a documentary about obvious WHO corruption, and it starts trending, then nothing.

do the italian nurses and their health personnel really wear those shitty good for nothing masks? No wonder it's spreading like crazy.

I'm terrified if this shit gets big here, because our health personnel works in even worse conditions.

Coronavirus SARS 2, has ACE2 receptors and HIV like receptors.

HIV medications is a Whack a Mole attack generic virus, destroy, reduce or avoid virus - cell contagious.

Thumbnail looks like George W Bush

>How do you do every thread 24/7
I don't.

karma will give him a crown

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I need a statusupdate on coofit!
Was self quarantining with my new waifu - no time to check on pol. :D
>What happend the last two weeks?

Are you going to explain what's happening, or... Empty shelves aren't exactly informative.

Where did you get new Louisiana cases?? The website hasn’t updated since yesterday at noon.

wumao posting here might be the only way chinksects can get any form of cash these days
economy in shambles, millions dead and a neverending plague = the only money to be made is online

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Calling medfag boomer that posted pic related yesterday:
>15k IU vitamin D
Do you take any vitamin k2 and or magnesium along side that relatively high amount of D?
Or do you not bother because you're only dosing high temporarily?

Bought some hydroxycloroquine and azithromycin just in case.
Hopefully I'll never have to use it, and if it comes down to it, as a last resort, it actually fucking works.

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I bet that in a few days you will be forced to only take your dog out with a distance limit from your house due to the retards that are exploiting this
Good thing I have a cat and hate going out for no reason

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Stay away from certain bat populations please.

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What the fuck were 6 million german masks doing in kenya

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Jelly? I haven't left my home in 2 weeks, my father pension is enough to cover for us in the long run.

>american education

They live around shit comfortably, what’s a meme virus gonna do to them?

youtube.com/watch?v=DQ4U7SyYARQ
i posted in last thread here you go the bants are quite soft still going now

This is what one of the tube stations in London looked like about a week and a half ago, my brother sent it to me

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Are they even doing any testing?

FUCK OFF ITALY. Stop trying to ruin the party. Does this type of news really get you off or something?

the stores are closed right?

Lucky that he is isolated where he can't catch it.

It already is like that
Some girl got fined here for being 500m away from her home

its just a flu bro, go back to work, we need to save our economy

Yes 2nd hand, my coworkers tennis-friend has it. Went to visit daughter in New York before it got real serious, came back and got tested positive. Ran about a 5 day cycle before he got better. He was ~45 years old and semi active with a healthy history

...

JUST THE FLU BRO
MARKETS ARE UP
DON'T PANIC

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They aren't testing, a person I know in Milan got denied the test even though he's starting to show symptoms and came in contact with a confirmed case. The doctor basically told him to fuck off, stay at home and take some antibiotics.
Source: dude trust me but unironically

pls respond:

>Jelly?
No, not really. I'm digging what's happening around here. Just really surprised. It should have gone off like a bomb there, but hasn't. Maybe just hasn't yet I don't know.
I wouldn't know.

>deserted italy

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Extroverts not so smug anymore after being BTFO by a few weeks of social isolation, family, friends and even lose acquaintances keep calling and I can hear the growing desperation in some of their voices, sometimes I don't even pick up because it's getting tiring.
>female coworker calls everyone in desperation because she is unraveling
>asks me for advice
>just tell her to be herself
In the land of permanent quarantine the introvert is king, this virus is A GIFT

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Fuck off

yea stores other than essential ones have been closed for 1.5 weeks here now.

They're a Jewish psyop sent by ZOG ti make the boomers support Israel and trannies.

shit irc that takes me back damn

this is vienna btw retard

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niggers, you and Q

Dutch numbers when?

>Stop trying to ruin the party
Chill out burger, when it will hit the south, it will be a shitshow. You have seen nothing yet.

Boomer schizo shit

Holy shit really?
Fuck dogtards that exploited this. Why the fuck are they so desperate to just go outside? These people are behaving like children

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Reminder that you can sterilize N95 masks at 70c in a normal oven for 30 minutes without loss of filtration to be able to reuse it.

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Hey did anyone save that video of the Chinese scooping up cell phones?

that's Kärnterstrasse in the middle of Vienna my dude

Lurkmoar

Hey Gary, I like the posts you do!
Hey Gary, if I could I would be you!!
You're the only and only based shit poster, the one and only un-saged goy!
You know how to take /cvg/ posting, and make it grrrreat!!
Corona-chan based posting is more than good, it's Grrreeaat!!!

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A lot of people will take profits today. A nice 10% gain in a day. Thank you very much.

WHO IS JANNY?

>Just be yourself
top kek

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aaaaaaaaaaa

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Reminding, that all pandemics are coming from China, including Spanish Flu

Chinks are evil by default

It feels so nice to give the normalfags some of their own medicine, forcing them to be in a social situation they don't want to be in but have no choice in the matter
GOD IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD

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all the art that gets posted makes me want to dust off my wacom and open up krita

>the introvert is king
Except for spending more than I would normally on groceries, and not having to sign for my deliveries any more, fuck all has changed.

Try trolling them see if you can get some to an hero.

Fuck Jannies!

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Does this actually exist or is it an urban legend? I have seen many people talk about but never seen the video.

We are becoming china 2.0 in this sense.
But really, at this stage making tests has no use.
It's a waste of time and resources.
Just stay fucking home and we'll be fine.

lavanguardia.com/vida/20200323/4849799180/multas-pasear-perro-estado-alarma-coronavirus-covid19.html
>Las directrices del Gobierno son claras: los paseos, cortos, es decir, se recorrerá solo la distancia que permita que la mascota haga sus necesidades fisiológicas –por ejemplo, a un máximo 100 metros si se vive en la ciudad de Badalona–

Luv me virus, simple as

Can you sterilize the 3M ones with the plastic "cool wave" breathing flap thing for hot climates?
I only bought those because it's hot and humid.

Do it!

INGERLUNDDD

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Black Plague, Too!

great words but retarded movement

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Check'd, no wonder re-infections are constantly happening!

20k deaths is guaranteed but can we hit the half million today?

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Unironically true

I'm American, so I'm allowed to rename countries to fit my needs.

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i was hoping for millions of dead semites, but alas.

what a dumb bitch...
That's some severe savior syndrome.

Depends what plastic they used. Try one, if the plastic softens then I wouldn't.

>Double trips of doom
Welp, 40 corona-chan reverse gangabang for everyone

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On a cargo boat. Probably got hit by some rogue niggers aka pirates in a port!

>Reading Twitter for updates on China
>See how Wuhan is opening back up
>See replies that all seem to be of people in those areas
>They basically say “everything is fine here, move along”.
>When people reply back with how China needs to pay for their crime, some accounts seem to go on an incoherent ramble
Are these twitter accounts saying they’re in China, bots? Very curious on why there has been no rebuttal leaks that were vast at the beginning of the outbreak. Is it truly contained in China,

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Why would they need to scoop them?
Were they shat out by a doge?

Panic buying?

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>vienna
Sounds very Italian
Are you sure you're not Italians in disguise?

>Literally at this rate we'll have over 500k by Friday
>America still isn't even getting started either.

Probably tomorrow. Expect around 470k today.

Sure and I even agree with you to some extent, but denying it to someone that came in contact with a CONFIRMED case? That's scummy bullshit right here.

So what?!?
>Did china got nuked allready?!
>Did any celeb die on coofit?!
>Did the economy allready crash?!
>Do we have world currency allready?!
How long till endgame?!

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I might as well. Been thinking about just leaving them in direct sunlight for 20-30mins before flipping them and repeating.

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Irc?

im a /beg/ shitter though and i only draw yaoi

>Is it truly contained in China
Lol fuck no

Cut in line, do it.

back to work we go... oh wait

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I'm trying to give a bit more bite to the 25 million missing cell phone users in China. I had the video of them scooping up tons of phones but my hard drive crashed and I lost all my saved shit. Anyone have that video saved?

Extintion rebellion is so retarded...
Good thing most of them are into shit diets and will probably die due to weak immune system

Pull that girl's pants down and then run away.

Nigga it even says "CASINO WIEN" in the second picture. All you have to do is fucking learn to read to not look like a retard.

>just tell her to be herself
fucking kek

AAHHHH NATO HELP ME! WE NEED THIS STUFF FOR SPAIN! AAAAHHHH WE'LL STILL DON'T PAY THE 2% THO AAAAHH HELP ME

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If it can last on surfaces for up to 17 days, 30 minutes in the sun is probably not enough mate.

>500k by Friday
It will be either today or tomorrow. We are getting close to 100k new cases per day

Time to learn, how to draw Corona-chan

Q is Jared kushner making excuses for our retard president

Are snacks and sweets all out too?
Is the future going to be filled with fatty Japanese?

Internet Relay Chat. Old messaging system, still widely used and mostly empty of zoomers. But i guess this will bring eternal summer there too.

Reminder that you can sterilize N95 masks at 70c in a normal oven for 30 minutes without loss of filtration to be able to reuse it.

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Guys Im scared ;__;

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> that headline
> them digitz
[screams internally]

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>back to work we go

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Literally comes from a latin name. We also have some great (italian) ice cream.
Noricum forever

user when did you take the pictures?
Is this tokyo? And which store?
Would appreciate the info.

ICQ master race checking in. (pre jew infiltration)
Still remember my number

Nah based on the fluctuation of numbers im expecting around 575k today. Expect a big enough happening for an imminent shutdown of global trading. I have a relative who's pretty high up in disaster prevention for Americans. They said its way worse than what anyone knows and we should already have a stockpile for a very possible shutdown of everything

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Ok Mexico

>Did china got nuked allready?!
Sadly no
>Did any celeb die on coofit?!
I think not, but a lot infected
>Did the economy allready crash?!
Money printer going brrr is keeping the economy sorta ok in stocks, but shit is going to crash fast
>Do we have world currency allready?!
No, please dont be like this Kraut
>How long till endgame?!
There is no endgame, only death

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of course it will. The idea of herd immunity is retarded. SARS infections dont even give immunity, they give resistance for less than a year then you can get it again.
Reminder that you can sterilize N95 masks at 70c in a normal oven for 30 minutes without loss of filtration to be able to reuse it.

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>fatty Japanese
god i hope so

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>asks me for advice
>just tell her to be herself
Fuckin based

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No, Q didn't predict shit. It's schizo paranoia shit that some low-test, low-IQ people need to cling to to make sense of things.

lmfao