STAY HOME Canadian, We are WATCHING (you)

>Trudeau leaves door open to using smartphone data to track Canadians' compliance with pandemic rules

cbc.ca/news/politics/cellphone-tracking-trudeau-covid-1.5508236


Literally everything is deemed an essential service, which means people need to go to work.
How can they follow the rules??

Also
>'Go home and stay home.' But also exercise. How do we do that?
cbc.ca/news/health/coronavirus-exercise-covid-19-guidelines-1.5509056

>Under social distancing guidelines, you can go out for groceries and other necessities. You may also go out for some exercise.

>But there are no clear guidelines across every province around where you can go, what you can do, or for how long.

>"We know what we're not supposed to do," said Dr. Isaac Bogoch, an infectious diseases specialist at the University of Toronto.

THANKS FOR THE INFO CANADIAN "DOCTOR" IDIOT

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>"We wouldn't get into a group of people to go for a jog together." But he says with one other person, be it the person you live with or even a friend, as long as you keep that two-metre distance from each other, you're OK.

>"As long as there is no contact, as long as you maintain a two metre distance... I don't see why that would be an issue."

OH TWO METERS from each other is going to stop the virus that lives on surfaces for weeks, infects your lungs but masks don't work and this is all made up bullshit.

Seriously, a few rich as fuck assholes are having a laugh.

>Let's see what we can make them do next, based off media hype alone
Everyone stands away from each other now.
No social gatherings.
It's going to become the new norm cause they are "forecasting a second wave"

We have a no scent policy in buildings in my city and it's because
>someone MIGHT be allergic
This ONE MAGICAL SOMEONE WHO MIGHT NOT EXIST, MIGHT BE ALLERGIC to your cologne/perfume.

This is a bullshit hoax to take away even more from people.
I'd say rights, but we have none in canada.
They're taking away social norms now and making us get use to standing apart from each other and never having fun.

cbc.ca/news/canada/coronavirus-people-defying-officials-1.5507061

>How to talk to family and friends who ignore social distancing appeals

Anyone who doesn't social distance is now a "crazy" and "health hazard"
You have to conform

cbc.ca/news/politics/covid-experts-employment-insurance-parliament-1.5509000

>How do you process a million EI claims? Don't try to make it perfect, say experts

Close to 1 million canadians laid off, but the borders are still open to temp foreign workers, cause canadians will starve without them

cbc.ca/news/canada/london/canada-lifts-travel-restrictions-for-foreign-workers-1.5505579

>Canada lifts restrictions on foreign workers, including migrant farm labourers

>The Canadian government has lifted travel restrictions on temporary foreign workers who many farmers say are the backbone of the country's agricultural industry.


BACKBONE

>Ontario employs up to 20,000 migrant workers a year to perform farm work throughout the growing season. The number nationwide is close to 60,000.


canadians would starve if pakis and chinks didn't do their farming for them
LOL

This is really going to slow to covid the magical flu that infects you via airborne particles that live on surfaces for weeks and masks don't work

cbc.ca/news/investigates/how-sick-canadian-travellers-are-masking-covid-19-symptoms-to-get-through-airport-screening-1.5508276

>How sick Canadian travellers are masking COVID-19 symptoms to get through airport screening


UH OH!!

canada's gdp is currently MINUS 9

At least we're back to .70USD. We hit .69 the other day

>Canada lifts restrictions on foreign workers, including migrant farm labourers
Really gets the noggin joggin

They're the BACKBONE of the canadian farming industry.
Ask the farmers. They made a huge stink over it cause canadians are too lazy to do that type of work. Check the comment section on any article.
canadians are too lazy.

>as long as you maintain a two metre distance
sure hope this is being enforced in certain ethnic communities where living arrangements are decidedly out of step with THE RULES

>On Saturday, Agriculture Minister Marie-Claude Bibeau stressed the importance of the foreign workers to Canada's food chain.

>"Temporary foreign workers are absolutely necessary for our farms and our agribusiness, filling over 60,000 jobs across the country," she said.

>"Our very food security depends on them."

canada's food security DEPENDS ON THEM cause canadians are too lazy.
Check the comment section for all the people who say canadians are too lazy to WORK HARD on the farm like they never did.

This country loves to shit all over itself.

How does it apply to people using buses and trains that run daily??

It's a hoax.

thestar.com/news/canada/2020/03/19/farmers-say-time-is-running-out-for-foreign-workers-as-confusion-reigns-over-travel-during-coronavirus-pandemic.html

canadian farmers are the biggest supporters of these people cause canadians are too lazy and demand wages that let them live in canada, not on a farm and send money home for when they return to their home country at the end of the farming season

GO CANADA!!!

globalnews.ca/news/6703117/coronavirus-uncertainty-over-temporary-foreign-workers-worries-atlantic-farmers/

>Coronavirus: Uncertainty over temporary foreign workers worries Atlantic farmers

Isn't Atlantic canada a welfare shit hole with no jobs?
LMAO
canadian farmers NEED foreign workers

cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/dave-epp-calling-for-liberals-to-allow-seasonal-workers-1.5500816

>Conservative MP calling on federal government to permit migrant workers into Canada
>'This puts into jeopardy an entire season of our food production,' says Dave Epp


canadians would STARVE without them.
canadians are too lazy for the job

LMAO

BUMP

just FUCK my country up desu

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minus 10 gdp now

Can you explain what that means, cause I don't know.

Remember when Canada had a national identity that revolved around not being fucking pussies?

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>muh social distancing
>muh asymptomatic people infecting everyone
>muh it lives in the air and on every surface for 6 million years
>muh 2 meters markings in grocery stores

yeah this shit is being used as a cover for dictatorial overreach or as some sort of psyop to see how much we're willing to give up.

Trudeau wanted to give himself unlimited tax and spend powers for almost 2 years. They didn't start giving a shit about this until Trudeau's wife became (((infected))). Your average normie npc leaf will be totally ok with cops busting up house gatherings and tracking your phone because of muh deadly virus.

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what rules? my work is still open and expecting me to be there. and id rather get as many normal paychecks as possible while i still can

im fucking coughing on any rcmp shiteater that comes near me

The industry is heavily subsidized by the government and as such has no desire to improve and/or automate.

i can't explain it to you.

No?

only an absolute retard would expect otherwise

No.

I don't know what the end game is, but this virus is a hoax.


They can't hire temp foreign workers if they automate.
C'mon bro.

>what rules?
No idea, enough is enough, but 95% of jobs are essential services and ya....
>t-t-t-thank you for your time.

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BUMP for actual news and not LARPing.

I know, /pol should be renamed /LARP

cbc.ca/news/health/canada-covid-19-second-wave-1.5507522

>The world could face a 2nd wave of COVID-19: Here's what Canada needs to do now to prepare

Stay 2 meters from everyone except at work or on public transport
Shame all people not practicing social distancing
Report all people outside regardless of their reasons for being outside.

SECOND WAVE INCOMING!!!

It all seems very subjective. In NZ now, they've already said cops and military will pull up on you and ask you what you're doing.

How will "going for a walk" be interpreted from one boof head to the next, for instance? What is our recourse if Officer Arsehole or Sergeant Psycho is having a bad day?

cbc.ca/news/health/coronavirus-canada-community-spread-covid19-1.5508830

>'A fundamental shift': Nearly half of reported COVID-19 cases in Canada now from community spread
>Almost half of Canada's COVID-19 cases are caused by spread in the community from an unknown source, and experts say that signals there could be a silent epidemic happening across the country.

Wew lad
So much conflicting information.
>ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
>STAY HOME
>95% OF JOBS ARE ESSENTIAL
>GO OUT SIDE
>STAY HOME
>STAY 2 METERS
>MAKS DONT WORK
>LIVES ON SURFACES FOR WEEKS
>AIR BORNE
>UNKNOW SOURCES OF TRANSMISSION

It's a made up hoax.

Fun times a head over a world wide hoax to make us stand apart and stay inside.

There is no more vehicle access to National Parks in Canada yet you can still ride public transit! They even made public transit free earlier this month so more people ride it.

See, nothing makes sense.
I need to stand away from people in line at the grocery store, to stand 1 foot from the cashier and then squish onto public transport.

It's a fake fucking hoax to condition us to stand apart and stay inside.

I thought it was a bioweapon and a super seriours virus, but everyone in charge does nothing. meaning it's not.
It's a giant misinformation campaign

>CLOSE THE BORDERS!!
>STAY INSIDE!!
>WE NEED TO IMPORT TEMP FOREIGN WORKERS OR WE STARVE!!!
>BORDERS STILL OPEN TO EVERYONE FLYING HOME FROM HOT SPOTS!
>STAY 2 METERS FROM EVERYONE
>MORE CASES REPORTED
>TRUDEAU TO SPEAK AT 11AM
>TRUDEAU SAYS NOTHING!
>STAY HOME!!
>95% OF JOBS ARE ESSENTIAL
>PACKED COURT ROOMS ARE FINE
>PACKED BUSES ARE FINE
>STAY HOME
>RIDE THE BUS FOR FREE
>COVID SECOND WAVE!!

It's bullshit.

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DAILY UPDATE FROM FEARLESS LEADER LITTLE POTATO IN 2 MINUTES!

>90% of thread is OP crying
You realise this is affecting every country right now, right retard? You're just using this as an opportunity to bitch, feel free to go back to India or kys. You're on here every single day sobbing about CBC articles. This is your life.

>track smartphone data
>leave smartphone home

I am become the most diabolical supervillain leaf.

Dude, Im trying to inform my fellow canadians on the situation here.
There's like a quarantine stay home order from Trudy, where else would I be dude? Come on? Do you want me to put others at risk? I might be infected dude.

Who cares about the rest of the world right now, I care about the country I reside in.
Your country comparing tactics don't work anymore.
We need to focus on canada.

Nice

They'll make it mandatory to carry a "smart device" on you at all times to track your where about.
Caught without your tracking I mean "smart device", you'll be fined or jail.

>"""my fellow Canadians"""
You already said it's a hoax and now you're showing concern? Fuck off retard I already know it's you, your posting style gives you away immediately. You make these threads to complain, not to inform. Fuck off paki

——- Groceryjew Detected ——-

Threadly reminder that these posts have been disproven many times before. This faggot, aka groceryjew, started posting these on Yas Forums as "Canada Is Collapsing" threads and has moved on to pretending to make "election" or "politics" threads, and posting this bullshit on /ck/ to avoid this copypasta, but it's the same proxyfagging nutjob.

This kike has rudimentary knowledge of proxyfagging and bumps his own threads with a variety of proxies from Canada, the US, and the UK especially. If you pay attention to the diction/posting style/CAPS you can easily see they are the same person, varying between 2-3 posting styles, and doing upwards of 50 posts each thread to keep it bumped. He often deflects his true origin by (((accidentally)) outing himself as a Pole, but he’s really an Americanized Jew.

He’s likely under the employ of the Kinsella consulting group, hired by the conservatives to divert attention from the Jewish influence in Canada.

archive.is/WlLgg

Although Corona has put a break on his grocery posting, he’s still spreading the same lies and half-truths of the past years to push his Jewish agenda.

In order to maintain the illusion that Canada has high food prices, he posts prices from remote communities where food has to be flown in.

If anyone is actually curious if there is an issue with food prices in Canada, go to literally any forum online with Canadians and ask them if they struggle with their food bill. It’s that simple.

This is pasta and and the poster will not be sticking around for replies. I invite fellow leafs to copypasta this to all this nutjobs threads, and don't forget to sage; the proxyfagging becomes really
obvious when he has to scramble to bump his threads. Redditspacing is intentional and done for maximum exposure and clarity

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People need to be informed in these times. Why are you trying to suppress information to your fellow canadians?

Someone shoot this bot.

There's a stark and demonstrable difference between informing and bullshit like this:
Your shitskin IQ prevents you from realising how obvious you are, but it's very apparent. We've been through this multiple times, you only come to Yas Forums to complain about white Canadians, and it's fucking pathetic. Maybe your eight armed elephant God will reincarnate you as a white man if you stop acting like such a jealous faggot, now go drink paraquat.

The are ambiguous on purpose so they can wield maximum power. Fucking nightmare police state all over a few dead boomers

Dude, are you actually retarded? is quoting the fucking media dumbfuck.
Here Any time you want to stop looking like a total retard, would be a good time. Up to (you) though :^)

HE'S ON!!!!!!!

More like Canadians won't work for the pay they give

Too bad you're already on disability and can't claim any Trudybux

Do you always quote the media as fact? Yes, yee you do. You can stop pretending I don't recognise you, you're the only raging pajeet on Yas Forums who religiously reads and spams CBC articles. If the news is fake, then you aren't informing anyone by posting it. You street shitters simply aren't intelligent enough to fool anyone. Keep trying though, you squirmy disingenuous faggot

>Gets desperate
>starts projecting
Yep, it's you. At least you didn't resort to Hindi insults this time lmao I guess you learned that lesson for once

Hey now, the farm owner WORKS HARD EH? He deserves some money too eh? Back in my day, when I was younger, we use to work the farm for FREE!! It was the thing to do in my small red pilled white canadian town. We'd all meet up in the morning by the town phone and head to the farm. A bunch of strong and merry lads, ready to do farming for FREE!!! The nice old woman would try to pay us, but being the upstanding canadians lads we were, refused payment. We did it cause of community and canada
SO there ya go. Farmers need their money and hiring foreigners for less is fine.

nope

Who do I trust for news then? CBC is FAKE NEWS now.
Farmers didn't say that, cause (you) say so. It's fake news. Believe everything the media tells ya dummy??

>500'000 unemployed on EI
>we need temp workers or we will starve
this is probably the most disgusting thing i've seen this government do in a long time

i dont have a cell phone. check mate

fuck off csis nigger
>dont talk about your country or the problems in it goy

FAKE NEWS!!
CBC IS FAKE NEWS!!!
Trusting the media eh? HAW HAW HAW
Just ask this guy.

>CBC is FAKE NEWS now.
Exactly, so you aren't informing people by spreading it, you're disinforming, and intentionally so. Keep digging that hole Ranjinder, maybe you'll end up back where you came from.

>CSIS doesn't want you posting state propaganda
Exactly how fucking retarded are you on a scale 0 to "eats paint"?