Will you ever eat Chinese "food" again?

Yes. I fell for the Asian wife meme and it's all she can cook.

I’m never doing business with any chink ever again

>implying an entire hemisphere of food is bad

Its not hard to cook yourself, you can literally do it with oil from electrical transformers

Sad. My condolences user.

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Many such cases! Sad!

Rarely. And they still eat insects and rodents.

Yes because I will forget eventually.

>archive.is/nMppk
can fucking wait for the BatMcSoup

The ”Chinese” food we eat in the West isn’t actual Chinese food you brainlets. It’s westernized.

Like what the owner of a Chinese resturant in Sweden said when asked what the Chinese would say about his food.
”They would say it tastes like shit and isn’t Chinese at all”.

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>After Corona Chan, will you ever partake in Chinese cuisine? Why or why not?

of course. why wouldn't i?

Yes I love gook-food. All the ching-chong restaurants in my city are closed

Use 1/4th the sauce and add 3x the amount of oil to make it authentic Chinese.

kek, this guy's wife becoming a meme is so legit mean but I can't help chuckling every time and feeling guilty about it.

General tsos and Kung pao chicken only

I've been eating more Chinese food, in fact.

Yes

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Their hygienic practices and corner cutting impulses haven't been westernized.

The people who own the restaurants are Cantonese who literally escaped to here in the mid-20th century. They're not bad people, for the most part. They live in a small town, start their business and live their lives.

The NEW Chinese are the ones you have to watch out for. They are nouveau riche, educated, racist, extremely snooty. They own expensive apartments in large cities. Worst of all, they are all agents doing the bidding of the CCP in their host country.

Great cookbook

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>archive.is/nMppk
No shit. Real Chinese food like rat testicles and bat soup wouldn't fly in America at least (I can't speak on behalf of Western Europe).

Even just by association, people will likely stay away from Chinese businesses even outside of China. It's for their safety.

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Yup Buffets and sushi. Virus was man made so no need to hold pointless grudges against the Chinese hard working men and women

i had some last weekend.

but i'm pretty sure the restaurant is run by viets, with mexican cooks.

I get some of my "Chinese food" from trader Joe now like their orange chicken. I just bake it for about 20 mins in my toaster oven and then mix the chicken and sauce in a frying pan. Works for when I'm craving the deep fried and then covered in sweet sauce chicken.

Pretty much the main ingredients for most "Chinese" recipes consists of

>Onions sauce
>Sesame Oil
>Oyster Sauce
>Rice wine (I just substitute dry Sherry)
>Hoisen sauce
>Maybe five spice seasoning
>Chili paste or Sirancha

You should be able to find most of these ingredients in the "Asian" section of your local supermarket or Walmart. Also recommend using a wok to stir fry too even though you could get away with using any pan.

Does anyone have a good recipe for those fatty but sweet boneless spare ribs? Should I try using Chinese BBQ sauce?

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yes because I know they don't cook it

every takeaway that does it around me is always the same

I have a friend who works in hospitality and gets given brochures

one is for asian takeway food

Its exactly the same as the takeways, even the fried chicken and egg fried rice, I actually found the same fried rice in a freezer section in a budget store

It comes in huge buffet sealed tubs and they just portion it out and microwave it and add a 60% mark up

they only thing "fresh" you will get in a takeaway will be prawn crackers or stir-fry

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This. Since Chinese people spit everywhere, have poor hand hygiene and other sanitary practices I'll be far more cautious.

The only important flavor is MSG

White people regarding chong food as "dining out" is just proof they cant cook, its literally simple peasant food you wouldnt feed your dog if you knew what was in it.

Chinese food is disgusting oily shit only wagecucks order that crap. Food from Korea, Vietnam, Thailand is way better and healthier.

I used to get this orange chicken and spicy garlic eggplant from Trader Joe's. I used to get the spicy orange chicken and fried rice from Costco. For dining out, I used to go to Schezwan-styled restaurants.

Now I fucking hate the chinks for their bio-terrorism. I will be more mindful and find ways to make sure I don't contribute to their people

Chinese food is some of the best food in the world mane just don’t travel to the land itself and eat bats out of alleys

>>Onions sauce

Forgot Soi is filtered.

Also if you want to make the chicken dishes that they make at the Chinese restaurant from scratch, make sure to use "dark meat" chicken like boneless chicken thighs. It will not taste the same if you use "white meat" chicken like chicken breast.

Most of the "Chinese" restaurants around by me are run by Hmong refugees that escaped that area in the 60s-70s. So hell yeah i will partake.

i never ate it before as i refuse to eat dogs

youtube.com/watch?v=Fo59LlkTDe4

Not true. Only elitist young chink faggots say that, they'd probably call you racist for asking if they like Chinese food. Old Chinese people don't care, they grew up starving and if you give them some good food they're gonna like it.

rats? viruses? pathogens?

Yeah I had it last Thursday. Been on a water fast ever since or else I would have eaten it again.

I can't stay away from mandarin chicken and cheese rangoons

Now some insects like crickets taste great, as long as it's just an optional snack and you're not being forced to eat it like cattle.

she has more hair in the mspaint version

God I want to go to the Chinese buffet so bad but my city is on lockdown and they're closed.
End this shit, Blumpht!!!

Only fish and chips

We don't need ethnics to make ethnic food.
They all have McDonald's in their countries. They aren't staffed by American teenagers.

Me too user. They have all you can eat sushi, Chinese and hibachi for $15.

I've never eaten Chinese food.

All of the Chinese takeaway restaurants serve the exact same menu and it doesn't even have Chinese dishes. It's more of a mix between simplified Indonesian and Indian food. Blowtorching live animals is illegal here so that might have something to do with it.

It's the same thing retard.

old rancid oil would be better than what they actually use.

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Whenever someone calls you racist for calling it Chinese virus you ask them to look you in the eyes and say that they aren't in the back of their mind afraid to go near Chinese people now.

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I ordered chinese the first day of my citys lockdown after finding out my favorite gyro place was torn down the day before. Showed up faster than usual too

i eat chink food every other day.

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No.

FUCK CHINKS
FUCK GOOKS
FUCK SPICS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK KIKES

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I eat ramen mostly every day who cares
Fuck off with your chink phobia, turbokike