McDonalds letter to employees

Yeah, who the hell needs McDonalds? Are there really people out there that can't make a sandwich and eat fruit?

If you McDie on the job, they will turn you into hamburger.

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I actually like this

Imagine thinking working at McDonalds is “tough”.

this is one of those 'optional but not really' things.

I graduated from McUniversity

>Hello McFamily
Lmao

Q predicted this.

Bingo. Pretty wholesome and considerate flyer if ya ask me. But what the mcfuck do i know

im just telling you what it means. id imagine working anywhere that serves the public food during this time when supermarkets shelves are empty and people are hungry is tough

Meanwhile my employer has frozen salary increases, told us our vacation days will be used to cover potential quarantine days, and told us to wash our hands.

>not McRockstars
one job

Now die for your country, Wagie

Bump for most important thread on Yas Forums right now. Why are they sliding this?

>it's your choice
=
>don't try and sue us when you get Corona'd

>we want "coming to work" to be your choice
>you can either come to work or find a new job, your choice.

Imagine being such a tough guy that you gotta shit on 16yr olds at their first job

this is proof that ronald mcdonald cannot get his stash of adrenochrome because of the kung flu

McDonalds and Pizza Hut were unironically the most stressful, complete dogshit jobs I've ever had. Worse than manual labor on construction sites. Far worse than any shitty warehouse job I've had, even when I worked in a -20 degree freezer. There is no mental difficulty to the job, but it was incredibly rushed the entire shift, the time went by slower than any other job I've had by far, and customers treat people that work at fast food like absolute dogshit compared to other service jobs.

Kek

>Comic Sans MS

Thanks I expect to receive rockstar level of compensation

>mfw i'm a rockstar
>no face

Just pls wash your mcFucking hands

>times are tough
>think about all these poor people
If I wanted a guilt trip I would visit my stepmom instead.

These should be the first places we burn down when our worldwide revolution happens. Look at them cashing out on our health.

Instead of getting people to do these quarantines you risk getting infected, and possibly being asymptomatic while you make other peoples food possibly infecting them.

They probably don't even have the decency to offer hazard pay, or Time, and a half.

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I have recurring dreams where a disaster is happening and, for some reason, I must hit up a McDonalds despite what is going on around me.

>easy job
The hours were long. I worked at a mcdonalds for five years prior to my terminal walmart career. Nothing like getting in at noon and not closing until 4am (this was before the 24 hour days) due to being on a road that is near a concert venue.

It's the gift of the gods.

MCDONALDS MCDOUBLES ARE PEOPE

The posture is shit

Shieet. Walmart is giving me a $300 bonus next week!

>spotted the immunelet

Tough choice

16 year olds dont work anymore.

Sorry, kid. Labor is too high for that.

>he ain't serving his McCommuity

You're not staying at home with a perpetual pornhub tab in your browser. Time to get to work, bud.

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That's what leapt out at me first too

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The tasks themselves are simple but it can be a pretty high stress environment. I was shift manager at a fast food place and every day was 10 hours of nonstop hellish, stress. Good learning experience, though. It was pretty low paying compared to what I have now and I have literally never worked harder. Good learning experience though.

Onions green

Imagine working for a company that sends out messages written in comic fucking sans

Not gonna lie, that's quite good corporate behavior. No threats or posturing, just an appeal to duty.

Its §òýlèñť Green!

It could always be worse.

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This is how Management takes the easy way out.

Bascially, they know they have to let some people go, so, they are basically asking if any of you wagies were thinking about quitting, please do it now, so we don't have to do the hard thing and let some of you go.

Times new Roman?

Yes first of all "we don't want to be sued". Second of all we support your decision while we replace you with Shavon and Demetrius/

I wish I had a McFamily.

This. Stuff like this is the reason McDonalds is slapping the shit out of Tim Hortons here in Canada.

>supports canadian farmers by buying more stuff locally than Timmies
>Staff aren't miserable
>Doesn't use the cheapest swill coffee they can find and still only charges $1 any size cup
>doesn't tell sick/uncomfortable workers to show up regardless

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Comic Sans is based, only soibois hate it

It’s papyrus you pleb

Really opens the doors for those with some semblance of work ethic to get a couple dozen more dollars in thier paycheck.

It's easy to get one. My local McDonalds is where we meet up monthly for our local Blue Lives Matter meeting.

The font makes it all the more interesting

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this is actually a really good letter
you people laugh at all the "you're a rockstar" speech, of course us turbo autists see through the bullshit but you need to keep in mind that majority of the population arent fucking on Yas Forums and do not have autism so they respond very favorably to little positive sentiments like this. you'd be amazed how easily you can lift people up or bring them down just by how you word things. this is leadership 101.
and people, subconsciously pick up your intents and passion. when they see that some amount of effort was put into trying to establish a connection between the messenger and the reader. instinctively it brings the two minds together, thus the message sticks more than just your times new roman 12pt font written in MS Word.
learn to communicate and accept the redpill that sheeps need to be wooed if you are the wolf

I fucking hate when managers do this shit. It just shows how little they think of their staff.

It’s not tough as in hard to do. It’s tough because you actually have to work your whole shift.

Ya someone can complain their cubicle job is tough and say that their pay per hour or salary proves it, but when your only working part of your shift and browsing social media or looking at memes it’s not that tough.

The problem is the person patting themselves on the back for writing that letter. You’re an autist on pol so you don’t understand transgressions like the mcfamily over there going to hell in a hand basket, like you who thinks pep talks are acceptable

>not a mcrockstar
one fucking job toothpaste

You're at work so much that these people, and by extension the company, are your family.

Like this one at my work is any better.

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>be American
>live in poverty
>it's my birthday
>get surprised with a happy meal
>they gave me the girl toy
>only toy I'll get all year so I play with it anyways
>become a tranny
Life is rough, Ameribros.

>he didn't put firecrackers on it to watch it explode into tiny pieces

>hello McFamily
>McFamily
We are fucking doomed

>he doesn't have a McFamily

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Take a better photo you mong.

I used my firecrackers on ant hills. Fucking nigger bugs

Cant do it. Will have to get it direct from Walmart's Chief Medical Officer directly.

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I feel for Barb. Does she of COPD or something?

>comic sans