/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2521 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

► Detected: 435,002 (+12,450) ► Died: 19,607 (+717)

— 3.4 billion people put under lockdown —

— 1,158 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —

>NEWS
All 40,000 fans in a football game got infected
archive.is/nMppk

Treatment with HIV drugs ends in failure in controlled study
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Japan has "unexpected" rise in cases, outbreak in Tokyo
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Nurse says red eyes are a common symptom among infected
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Poland under lockdown, 37 million
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>RESEARCH
Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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Type-A blood more likely to catch virus than type-O
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Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
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Dogs can be carriers of the virus
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>REMINDER
White House admits they lack tests
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US federal government pressures states to test less
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CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
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China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
09:03: 104 new cases and 3 new deaths in Indonesia.
08:47: 163 new cases in Russia.
08:42: 177 new cases and 5 new deaths in Germany.
08:25: 84 new cases and 3 new deaths in the Philippines.
08:03: 110 new cases and 1 new death in Pakistan.
07:52: 155 new cases in South Africa.
07:51: 374 new cases and 2 new deaths in Israel.

>MORE
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usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2020/03/25/coronavirus-prince-charles-tests-positive-virus/5076687002/
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>Dead: 19,647
lol, still only 19,647.
How many days has it been stuck at 19,647? Four days? Five days?

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What do they know that we don't?


youtu.be/4wHDTY55_8I

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>mfw when my dad, a doctor, gets told to fuck off when he asks to be tested

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>mfw

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Miami has issued a shelter in place order. When can the rest of Florida follow suit?

Zizek on the Coronavirus

rt.com/op-ed/483528-coronavirus-world-capitalism-barbarism/

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Gary is autistic

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>coronas challenge

Good morning Gary, I want you to know that you're loved and appreciated

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Japanese Second Wave Editions

Why are we letting hysterical 60+ boomers sacrifice the economy so that they don't get the flu?

Pneumonia deaths are decreasing week by week in America.

Cope and seethe happeningfags.

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don't you know? football players and politicians get priority for tests.

This faggot little virus is slowing down everywhere, it was a nothing burger all along and will go down as the Boomer killer.

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people and 1 million of russian pigdogs already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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Same

I just watched a Takeshi's castle episode
what does this synchronicity mean

>tfw still no confirmed cases
feels good bros

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post your face when you realise it wasnt

>priced in

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bless this thread

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>picture is still 19,051
come on, man

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usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2020/03/25/coronavirus-prince-charles-tests-positive-virus/5076687002/
Prince Charles infected
>Prince Charles infected
based corona chan also queen infected when

>Gary is the new Q
What does it mean

Gary are you ok?
So, Gary are you ok
Are you ok, Gary?

this virus is just mother nature showing to us that we are nothing in this planet

Not gonna lie I wanna see the Philippine Government crash and burn with all the cocksucking they keep on doing to China

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at this point all these coronavirus threads are confirmed kike shilling for non-existent virus.

this is the widest shilling campaign of all time
do you remember any other world wide quarantine for any other virus? i don't

so.. what happened?? all of a sudden.. flu became.. OH SHIT EVERYBODY HIDE!!!
look at the how the death results are SOOO different from all countries. that's a redflag pointing to the fact that all this shit is fake and gay

Biogenetics, and sho on...

half of the time I agree with the guy then he starts ranting about equality and I want to throw him out a window. Still anything he writes is worth a read.
Thanks user

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PUTIN GONNA MAKE A STATEMENT. POSSIBLE EMERGENCY IN RUSSIA

4 CASES IN THE VATICAN

THE POPE IS INFECTED

Basically chinese propaganda 101...
It is most definitely chinese and most definitely a weapon that even part of their own government knew nothing about

man, just accept dead and stop bitching about how much you're suffering. you're cringe af

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>Gary
Gary
>Gary

POST YFW NEET BUCKS
youtube.com/watch?v=3r5byXcQMGg

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do you guys think Corona-chan is enjoying her first spring break? I mean, she's still young, nothing wrong with enjoying your youth imo.
I just hope she doesn't get too wild and gets pregnant.

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Why don't you at least show your flag? It's almost like you know what you're doing is wrong and don't want your country to be associated with this amount of low quality shitposting.

literally 800 deaths today in Spain have been reported...

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>IS NOTHINGBURGER
NOTHINGURGER
>IS NOTHINGBURGER
NOTHINGURGER
>IS NOTHINGBURGER
NOTHINGURGER
>IS NOTHINGBURGER
NOTHINGURGER

In a few months nobody will even remember this and you will still be a sad, ugly, perpetually self-quarantine NEET, lonely, depressed, poor, insignificant shitposter

Humanity's response as a whole to this virus is reason enough to let the world burn. From toilet paper hoarding monkeys to 'masks don't work' leaders.

Prove me wrong.

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Argentina has almost 400 confirmed?

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 54,968 (784) Spain 47,610 (3,434) Germany 34,009 (172) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 10,171 (135) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,499 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Norway 2,868 (13) Canada 2,792 (26) Australia 2,423 (9) Portugal 2,362 (33) Sweden 2,318 (41) Brazil 2,271 (47) Israel 2,170 (5) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,796 (19) Denmark 1,715 (32) Czech Republic 1,497 (4) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,082 (27) Pakistan 1,000 (8) Thailand 934 (4) Poland 927 (12) Chile 922 (2) Romania 906 (13) Finland 853 (3) Indonesia 790 (58) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (1) Iceland 648 (2) Philippines 636 (38) India 562 (10) Singapore 558 (2) Slovenia 528 (5) Panama 443 (6) Bahrain 419 (3) Croatia 418 (1) Peru 416 (7)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) United States +87 (+4) Spain +5,552 (+443) Germany +1,018 (+13) Iran +2,206 (+143) Switzerland +294 (+13) South Korea +100 (+6) Austria +216 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Norway +2 (+1) Australia +106 (+1) Sweden +19 (+1) Brazil +24 (+1) Israel +240 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+3) Czech Republic +103 (+1) Pakistan +28 (+1) Poland +26 (+2) Romania +112 (+1) Finland +61 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Philippines +84 (+3) Slovenia +48 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Serbia (+1) Lithuania +46 (+2) Hungary +39 (+1) Ukraine +11 (+1) Afghanistan +5 (+1) Bangladesh (+1) Paraguay +10 (+1) Niger +4 (+1) Denmark +124 Thailand +107 South Africa +155 Russia +163 India +26 Bahrain +27 Croatia +36 Hong Kong +23 Estonia +35 Lebanon +15 Armenia +16 Taiwan +19 Latvia +24 Bulgaria +2 Slovakia +12 Kuwait +4…

>FULL LISTS
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Im getting kinda tired of this happening

Take your meds schizo

That Gary is a government psyop.

Gary update your fucking sheet already

Well, Virus is an ultimate far-left. It doesn’t care, who are you. It will fuck you, no matter who are you, rich or poor

Nah, I'll still be making bank at home while you go wage slave.

>says it's a nothingburger
>almost half of the world's population under lockdown

Yup, whatever you say buddy boy

>reeeee show flag so we can damage control
fuck off shill kike

Then fucking do something else you fucking nonce.

I thought you guys shut your border quick enough. WTF?

Or that this thing is a nightmare virus, and they know containment works so they are trying it as a last ditch effort.

>Can't prove me wrong so he worries about the 16x11px colored rectangle instead

And you havent even been in lockdown for 20 days

Too bad zoomer
Better train your attention span now before the internet is down

Why are people in denial so much? Is it out of fear? Are they afraid?

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yes.

Just with Chinks. But Europe wasn’t closed, because I have no idea why

Well that is kind of the point the only real equality in this world is found in death. Why then should human equality be something good to strive for?

Why don't you at least show your flag? It's almost like you know what you're doing is wrong and don't want your country to be associated with this amount of low quality shitposting.

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More than million already died here.
No reason for emergency.
Putin will "fight" Corona-chan until last russian standing. Then he will just replace white trash with central-asians. They can actually reproduce, and they can actually work instead of drinking vodka 24/7 unlike ruskie scum.

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>I'll still be making bank at home
Is it that fat check from your superiors?
Quit fearmongering already.

it's like that lump on your nuts. if you don't think about it, it'll go away.

>new york state already surpassed germany in deaths
bravo

At least use a proxy syka

From an invisible spook?

>Yes goyim stay at home and give away your freedoms

NOTHING BURGER

>FUTURE MARKETS
Poland (-2.07%) Germany (-1.77%) United States (-0.91%) Netherlands (-0.28%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (+0.07%) Switzerland (+0.25%) Italy (+0.15%) Australia (+0.38%) France (+0.63%) Russia (+0.94%) Spain (+1.60%) Japan (+1.99%) United Kingdom (+1.97%) Taiwan (+2.12%) Hong Kong (+2.47%) China (+2.69%) India (+4.04%) South Africa (+3.98%) Singapore (+4.85%) South Korea (+5.16%) Brazil (+7.74%) Austria (+8.02%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-8%) Tokyo (-1%) Beijing (-3%) Wuhan (-20%) New Delhi (-55%) Dubai (-19%) Moscow (-29%) Rome (-24%) Milan (-16%) Berlin (-15%) Munich (-11%) Brussels (-31%) Paris (-33%) Madrid (-13%) Barcelona (-20%) London (-25%) Johannesburg (+2%) Sao Paulo (-55%) Buenos Aires (-41%) New York (-49%) Washington (-39%) Miami (-43%) Toronto (-41%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-23%) Mexico City (-12%) Los Angeles (0%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) Brazil (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Poland (37m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Philippines (13m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Czech Republic (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Denmark (5m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m)…

>FULL LISTS
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>thousands dying a day
>peak hasn't even happened yet, is projected in a month or so
REPEAT AFTER ME
N O T H I N G
B
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That shotgun is pointed in the wrong direction

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I think that Coronavisus is a pretty cool guy

Tight chest, minor coof, no fever, pack and a half day smoker from burgerland (Ohio) how fucked am i?

finrand +3
what happened finrand, i thought u wanted to fight for the top

Germany doesn't test post mortem

Stop giving you's to these people. If they were burning bodies in the fucking streets, these idiots would still be saying that its just the flu.

The nervous system: This is where it gets interesting. The ability to infect nerve cells is, while not unheard of, extremely rare. It is common knowledge that HSVintegrates itself into nerve cells, effectively “hiding” beyond the reach of the immune system. HIV similarly hides in immune CD4+ T-cells and remains latent for years. Herpes is mildly symptomatic; breakouts occur occasionally, the immune system handles them, and the virus remains dormant. HIV, through a different mechanism, acts similarly, remaining dormant and latent for so long as the immune system, and any medical treatments, can keep it in check.

Neither of these diseases, however, cause such severe symptoms while in latency. SARS-CoV-2 acts very differently.Rather than remaining dormant, it continues to replicate, spreading throughout nerve tissue, no longer vulnerable to the immune system. While doing so, it also spreads back into the body and causes reinfection,100% of the time. Due to the way the virusattacks CD4 immune cells, in the same manner as HIV, the body is unable to develop immunity. Reinfection is just as deadly, perhaps moreso, and inevitable.Heart damage continues, and can be lethal. Pneumonia is actually milder upon reinfection, as the immune system is largely exhausted

Lmao I had testicuar torsion and its a lump on your balls, and it doesn't ever go away if you don't get emergency help

5 yuan per post

Corona cases are increasing every single day
Dilate, nothinborgafag

it's also allergy season.
but you're probably already dead from the wuflu.

How long till we have 10k deaths in a day?

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>3 dragon balls
Lol, only 3 dragon balls. How many days have you been stuck at 3 dragon balls? 4 days? 5 days?

NYC alone has a bigger population than many European countries.

Well you've got 18 more months of happening to get tired of so cheer up user

9.6 Million die a year of cancer.
14,000 a day in car crashes.
This is a nothingburger.

>Dogs can be carriers of the virus
remove this you fucking cunt, it has been disproved

hahaha! prepare your butt because this is just starting.

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>VIRUS DON'T EVEN EXIST!!!
>BUT I WILL NOT GO OUTSIDE BECAUSE I CAN GET VIRUS!
>YOU ARE DOOMER IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME REEE! AND A CHINK TOO!
t. (you)
Sucks to be (you)

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Oh shit...good luck man.

JAPAN DONE WITH THEIR BULLSHIT,NUMBERS ABOUT TO SKYROCKET

RIP ANIME
>RIP ANIME
RIP ANIME
>RIP ANIME

>15:01

So when is Putin going to speak? Or is this a ploy to get me to watch garbage daytime TV

I don’t have anything against equality. But I don’t like, when this “equality” comes out of every corner, game, movie and whatever crap leftards are making

In the US, this plan worked.
Basrd Putin

Have been browsing /cvg/ and /smg/ all day the day. I'm feeling pretty good.

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kill the virus with cigarettes

Yet the pneumonia deaths are still going down.
Cope harder.

not for long

What were the paella numbers?

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how are you doing there user? I heard the covid-19 infected the spanish king.

let us have some fun for gods sake

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Infected doctors make bad press. Can't have that.
Do your part and hug a nurse today.

The dog died, some disproving. If bats and monkeys can have it, what's so strange about dogs having it?

Based.
I wish I could yeet, but... welp, borders are closed

He doesn't care, he cherrypicks old bunk data to fearmonger.

This shit was in Russia since before new year. All my friends and their friends as well as a fuckton of news articles say that some strange virus swept through Russia.
Symptoms are:
>Light fever
>Weakness
>Severe throat pain
>Dry cough

I also got this shit more than a month ago and I'm still sick.

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Quarantine is prolonged in Ukraine up to the 24th of April (3rd of April previously).

N O T H I N G

mfw my wife wants to prep now that Mexico has entered phase 2 even though I told her to prep since the last week of January and she told me I was delusional, fuck it anons I ain't prepping anymore

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>tight chest
If that happens first it's not coronavirus. What should happen first is either a fever or coof.

Two dogs already tested positive though

Prepare Uranus then

Source?

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!!!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".


WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.


WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
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14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

17-Mar: Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
archive.is/f1vne

14-Mar: Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
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imagine the shitstorm if the queen dies from this .

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>Nearly 1.25 million people die in road crashes each year, on average 3,287 deaths a day.
>3287 a day
>static, predictable, controllable number
>as opposed to exponential growth
On top of that, transportation is a necessary part of life and comes with many benefits. What benefits does corona-chan bring?

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No but the Pozzident might be
abc.es/espana/abci-virus-llega-moncloa-202003160218_noticia.html

>global pandemic announced
>nationwide epidemic and state of emergency
>soldiers and cops in hazmat suits legi fucking salute me
>white trash still has a laff and takes photos when i walk by

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Just because it can happen does not mean it will. Nothing is really known with a real degree of certainty at this point, or do you know something not shared so far?

I care, I remove debunked data if it's properly debunked (such as ACE2 making Asians more vulnerable). I don't consider the dog one to be debunked, since the dog died despite claims that it was "probably just residual", and bats and monkeys can have it.

>Closing tortillerías, nothing personal kiddo.

>Compare apples to oranges
Why are memeflags so retarded?

Cross-species infection is pretty rare actually.
Same reason don't we get kennel cough.

Dog probably had someone pet him who was infected.
Sauce for monkeys having it?

correct, because people don't die of pneumonia, they die of Chinese Virus
Dilate harder

Chad king soon. His time has come.

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>gf lives in Switzerland
>we planned to move in together there
>borders closed

I am guessing this happening will go for a long while, but are there ways and opportunities to cross the border?

>What benefits does corona-chan bring?
fun
don't you have fun, user?

So how long until Germany stops lying about their numbers? They literally say they only have 23 in ICU's when their infected are over 30k. That's statistically impossible

so you're 100% going to die from this but you choose to spend your last days spamming on pol lol
(based desu)

just let them die user, we'll clean this world of dumbasses

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i would be suprised. the (((elite))) never die. they get a steady supply of child fetuses. how else u think she lives so long

>What benefits does corona-chan bring?
Free money

FUCKING BASED.
I hate everyone freaking out to this.
Forcing me to stay at home all fucking day.
I fucking hate this. It's been a weeka nd I am going INSANE.

I think it's time for this webm again
Every nothingburger fuck is like the dad in this clip
Prove me wrong. Oh wait, you can't

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it's mega cope everything relevant that would happen this year is already postponed/moved

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it doesn't infect sheep

By Hell or high water Goddess Beatrice will secure the thrown. CAP THIS.

Nah, king is alright. I'm fine, luckily I live in a low risk zone (for what's worth, comparing to the rest of Spain), so going out to do essential stuff is still pretty much safe.

>white trash still has a laff and takes photos when i walk by
I just pose for them at this point
let them have some fun before dying

WHY ISNT THIS THREAD TITLED CHINESE VIRUS
FUCK YOU CHINK SHILLS

The queen could die of literally anything now and everyone would think it was corona

The real Blackpill for doomers is the number of recovered cases.
Even if you get the virus, so what, you’ll be fine unless you have a pre existing condition, this shit is literally nothing

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Climb every mountain, follow every byway everywhere you go.

Get a stroller

Anyone else planning vengeance on the Chinese when this is over?

Is pope realy confirmed?

Cope harder.

weakling

>Sauce for monkeys having it?
chinks were making trials infecting monkeys

lol how is boredom real just use your imagination

0.172

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400k expansion boobs?

Don't need to see flag
Mutt education shines through

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i hope it kills the pope desu.

No, but since infections started to rise again in the Vatican and considering how small its population is, its probably only a matter of time

normie scum

She's reptiloid and virus only kills humans. That's why there are so few deaths in USA.

damn that really does look like me

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I want to see the first black queen of England

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Dilate harder

If system health collapse, dead rate just skyrocket

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She's in Chad's bunker getting impregnated already
Crises make thots horny af, it's nature's mechanism to ensure species survival

the good old viral car crash with an r0 beyond 4

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he had a mysterious fever 2 weeks ago....

post pics of gf

King's still ok apparently
Hospitals are already at full capacity and there are too many deaths. An ice skating facility has been taken and turned into temporary morgue in order to keep cremating the dead
Its bad

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Hopefully that geriatric pedo croaks.

>mfw sold yesterdays gain at the market open today because bobo is back

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>Whst benefits does Corona-Chan bring?
Love

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Now that Olympia is postponed, they can finally admit numbers to are a bit closer to truth.

Why is it that people can't handle being in their own? Why do they need work to fill the holes in their hearts? Do you not have personal hobbies?

Getting a little nervous here lads. Can you get Coronavirus from sharing needles?

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>Dumb internet protesters think that people will riot over going back to work or lack of money
If I know one thing, it's that we Americans are cucked. We'll begrudgingly go through this until we physically cannot put food on the table.

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Think bigger
We'll be over 500k by the weekend

youtube.com/watch?v=DQ4U7SyYARQ

So, what came out of those antibodies tests?

If they tested more people they'd expose that literally everyone has already been infected and hasn't gotten sick. You know why? Because this whole fucking thing is a giant nothingburger.

Worst to date and growing. We'll surpass Italy in a couple days.
But you guys come next.

>leave your ID and mobile number
>special team of paramedics are coming to your house
fuck off you literal faggot shill kike.

Based

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I heard the famous virologist Drosten say that Germany tests way more cases in general and more asymptomatic cases which makes the death rate look low. He also said that they acted very early on it and expects the death rate go up a little, but remain low in general. To me this reeks of bullshit. Wasn't there a statistic here that showed the tests per million people and Germany was below average?

depending on the situation the R0 of a car crash can be pretty high
levante-emv.com/sucesos/2019/04/05/accidente-50-vehiculos-implicados-deja/1858534.html