Is coronavirus a hoax?

>kill 25 million

>Why won't people panic about this number I made up?!

Is this your first day on Yas Forums?
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So Trump is the only intelligent leader in the developed world? Germany, Japan, Switzerland, Norway, Canada, etc etc are all fucking morons?!

And Italy is totally fine despite not being able to cremate enough bodies? You people are dangerous retards, can't wait to go to work to serve Mr. Shecklestein and consoom?! And of course you're all janitors and bricklayers who can't work from home.

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yes absolutely
I've been saying that for months now
I don't know why even trump fell for it, he should have known better

Does that hurt?

Imagine if you sneeze while they're doing it

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Voted most Russian propaganda post 2020!

What if he goes too deep and accidentally lobotomizes him?

i want that swab in my urethra

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you might sneed out the bill gates chip

What if the doctor uses his dick, not up your nose but in your mouth?

Slam his jimmy in yo mouf roof

Yes. Germ Theory and the concept of pathogenic viruses in general are a hoax.
mnwelldir.org/docs/history/biographies/Bechamp-or-Pasteur.pdf

Only reason it goes in the nose is because if you put it in the mouth, the person gags and coughs all over you.

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Fpbp also checked

Reality is a spook.

Its a big time hoax and people are falling for it.

So my mate who got diagnosed with corona lied and was lied to because he only had to do a saliva swab

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Jupp, just got home from Vietnam. They did this on me twice. Wasn't that bad but definitely not comfortable. Worst yet was that the second time I had to pay $100 for it.

>YES GOYIM TOSS YOUR GRANDPARENTS INTO THE DUMPSTER, WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THE CHATTEL, YOU HAVE YOUR SHITTY PAYING JOBS TO DO AND MEANINGLESS TRINKETS TO BUY!!!

The US is a fucking disgrace.

Nigger. These arent even good swabs. Im testing people for corona and you need swabs with flexible end. Also we use only one swab for throat and nosopharynx since it saves one. Its not even hurting and it takes couple of seconds.

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schizo

Its not a hoax but why the fuck are we shutting the world down for a 2% death rate of people who would die anyway?

No. The virus is real and a product of nature. However the response is planned and opportunistic.

The point isn't too clean, you retarded leaf. It's a nasal swab to test for the virus.

I want to fuck this cavity

>just stay at home and die like a good goy, stop using all that tax money we took from you!

I think yes because migrant visa workers are still entering USA even though tourists are banned

youtube.com/watch?v=wnsTmZXk4E4

Yes, just go out and party like there's no tomorrow. It's a hoax by the Democrats.*
*(if you're not American, don't follow above advice please. Stay home.)

>Grandfather on my mother's side molested all 4 of his daughters
>Grandmother on my mother's side who I was close to knew about this and did nothing. Is still with this "man"
>Grandfather on my father's side was never in the picture and didn't know I existed until I was about 25
>Grandmother on my father's side only wanted anything to do with me once her arthritis got to a point where it's debilitating
I can safely say I'd only feel bad about my grandmother on my mother's side and even then it might just be karma. The rest of them can get fucked. Not that I'm impacted by the shutdown. I'm in software so I can work remote. But it doesn't mean I don't empathize with the retail workers that lost their jobs. Most Americans can't even afford a $400 emergency and you're asking them to go without work for a year to protect old people that could just as easily self quarantine instead. Fuck that.

quick every one in america go get some ziacam and take it even if your not sick. use that nasty snot one you put in your nose. its the only way to defeat the corona virus in america

The extreme response to this is justified because otherwise the response wouldn't be extreme.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question

I believe it to be a hoax. I have been driving by the emergency room here in NE Houston almost everyday now, and yesterday, there is 1 car parked in front of the ER. There is NO pandemic here, in NE Houston, I can tell you first hand. Here is the pic I took.

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They did the test on me, that pic is fake. Its only two slightly longer than normal swabs and ones goes on your tonsils and then one up your nose but nowhere near that far in they just try to get some snot

>i want that swab in my urethra

based fellow urethra sounder. i too love thrusting objects into my fleshy gaping urethra.

It's not quite as bad as it looks, but it's still fairly unpleasant. Like the briefest moment of choking. Then they do the one down your throat too for redundancy which is like the longest pencil dick launched down your throatbox which makes you splutter as they make you hold your head back in a chair so your spittle lands on your own face.

All over in less than 60 seconds. So there's that.

t. NEGATIVE or FALSE-NEGATIVE

It is!

everything is a hoax

I tested negative too and likely false negative considering i live in the epicenter suburb with probably 800+ cases

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Yes OP

Its kike globalist cocksuckers.

Thats all you need to know.

indeed

>Is coronavirus a hoax?
more people die on the roads, the global cabal might be in on this together, it stinks of psyops!

The virus is real but its hyped up to push true all the NWO shit they have been cooking up for years forced vaccinations check forced 'digital tattoo (Chip) check social credit score check surveillance state that would make the Sovjet union bluss check abolishing cash money check they think they can get away with it or they are desperate as shit.

I just tried this and hoo-lee fuck can I hear good. Thanks leaf.

Witnessed

no. You can try with a q tip. It should go through your nasal turbinates quite easily once you find the correct direction.

The same as a strep test, no?