/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2520 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

Lol,still only 16.600??? How many days has it been stuck at 16.600? Four days? Five days?

Fuck The Monarchy Editions

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You're not Gary. I'm Gary. Nice try stealing my identity.

>Corona-chan visiting Ukraine

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Reminder to use your NEET experience and skills to improve yourself during lockdown

Normies aren’t used to NEET lifestyle and will fall into the most common traps and become depressed coomers.

Now is our time to get mad gains both mental and physical while the normies die and rot

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>new cases located only 30min drive from homebase
Welp, bunker time.

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Nigger we're at 19,600 now

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is china really safu?

The Rothschild are still safe
FUCK

DO NOT BUY THE DIP!

DO NOT BUY THE DIP!

DO NOT BUY THE DIP!

DO NOT BUY THE DIP!

DO NOT BUY THE DIP!

DO NOT BUY THE DIP!

Normies are still going out you tool

>Dead: 6 gorillion
lol, still only 6 gorillion.
How many days has it been stuck at 6 gorillion? Four days? Five days?

how come every time I post an image in logarithmic scale people reply to me telling me it's logarithmic and/or insulting me? do they think I don't know what scale the image I'm posting is in? why do they think those websites all have the graphs available in that scale? it's easier to look at it that way.

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Pack it up
Dutch health experts say the virus is on the decline

HABBENING OVER

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Daily reminder, if this is true, WE ARE FUCKED...

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 54,941 (784) Spain 47,610 (3,434) Germany 34,009 (172) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 10,171 (135) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,494 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Norway 2,868 (13) Canada 2,792 (26) Australia 2,423 (9) Portugal 2,362 (33) Sweden 2,300 (40) Brazil 2,271 (47) Israel 2,030 (5) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,796 (19) Denmark 1,715 (32) Czech Republic 1,497 (3) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,082 (27) Pakistan 1,000 (7) Thailand 934 (4) Poland 927 (12) Chile 922 (2) Finland 841 (3) Romania 794 (13) Indonesia 790 (58) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (1) Iceland 648 (2) Philippines 636 (38) India 562 (10) Singapore 558 (2) Slovenia 480 (4) Panama 443 (6) Bahrain 419 (3) Croatia 418 (1) Peru 416 (7)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) United States +60 (+4) Spain +5,552 (+443) Germany +1,018 (+13) Iran +2,206 (+143) Switzerland +294 (+13) South Korea +100 (+6) Austria +211 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Norway +2 (+1) Australia +106 (+1) Brazil +24 (+1) Israel +100 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+3) Poland +26 (+2) Finland +49 (+2) Romania (+1) Indonesia +104 (+3) Philippines +84 (+3) Mexico +38 (+1) Serbia (+1) Lithuania +46 (+2) Hungary +39 (+1) Ukraine +11 (+1) Afghanistan (+1) Bangladesh (+1) Paraguay +10 (+1) Niger +4 (+1) Sweden +1 Denmark +124 Czech Republic +103 Pakistan +28 Thailand +107 South Africa +155 Russia +163 India +26 Bahrain +27 Croatia +36 Hong Kong +23 Estonia +35 Lebanon +15 Armenia +16 Taiwan +19 Latvia +24 Bulgaria +2 Slovakia +12 Kuwait +4 Albania +23…

>FULL LISTS
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Buy it.

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>Reminder to use your NEET experience and skills to improve yourself during lockdown
so having accepted to live with the depression that comes from being alone every day for years with your only human contact being online? haha yeah..

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Fucking retards...

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Lol ,Italy still has less than 10k deaths!? How many days will it take to reach 10k? 40 more days?50?

There is no dip, there is only down

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We're all in....

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youtube.com/watch?v=W6hRXrwqsxA

post music

Not for long

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People in Iceland already found out there's like 40 mutations. Pic is really old news.

Another ded swede

How's Napoleon VIII and Macron?

Aryan superman measels

Hapooners can’t let go, they need some excitement in their lives

Where did the 30k one come from? I've never seen it until now

Will Vegas end it's partial shutdown or open up early?

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This virus has made me hate China so much. They did this to us. They accidentally released a bioweapon. Those Chink pieces of shit did the equivalent of accidentally launching nukes all over the world. Fuck them to hell, the blood of every single person who died from this Chink Flu is on the hands of their lying, communist government.

My BBQ smoker is crying.

>walking from the bank
>policeman pulls up in his 4x4
>OI! 'AV YOU GOT A LOICENSE TO BE WALKING ROUND YER HOMETOWN BOY?
>people wanted this

Holy Shit Edition .... streamable.com/bt7sw

SPREAD IT!

ugly as shit prince ew

I'm the real Gary. I moved to Buffalo.

Yeah, but most likely mutations of the L-strain.

Wuflu
Wuhanic Plague
Kung Flu
Red Death
Xirus
Flu Tang Clan
Bamboo Burden
Nihao Pneumonia
Holocough
Chinese Original Virulent Infectious Disease '19
Wu Ping Cough
Lung Pao
Sweet and Sour Sicken
Sino Send-Off
Panda Pandemic

Because they are retards

Based. THe sooner the world stops pissing their pants over this nothingburger bullshit the better. It's been a week of this, and I am ready to fucking murder someone. This is so boring.

being a NEET makes you a depressed coomer
yes I am working out and getting gains / whatever
but I am pissed because I planned on going on a vacation right now and also applying for jobs

>FUTURE MARKETS
Poland (-2.66%) Germany (-1.49%) Netherlands (-0.56%) United States (-0.45%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (+0.07%) Switzerland (-0.15%) France (+0.32%) Italy (+0.30%) Australia (+0.55%) Spain (+0.43%) Russia (+0.42%) United Kingdom (+1.88%) Japan (+2.04%) Taiwan (+2.26%) Hong Kong (+2.57%) China (+2.94%) South Africa (+4.04%) Singapore (+4.75%) South Korea (+5.16%) India (+6.47%) Brazil (+7.74%) Austria (+8.02%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-17%) Tokyo (-11%) Beijing (-32%) Wuhan (-27%) New Delhi (-63%) Dubai (-19%) Moscow (-44%) Rome (-57%) Milan (-52%) Berlin (-30%) Munich (-18%) Brussels (-49%) Paris (-54%) Madrid (-12%) Barcelona (-11%) London (-2%) Sao Paulo (0%) Buenos Aires (-12%) New York (-5%) Washington (-3%) Miami (0%) Toronto (0%) Chicago (-3%) Houston (-2%) Mexico City (-8%) Los Angeles (-10%) Seattle (-5%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) Brazil (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Poland (37m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Philippines (13m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Czech Republic (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Denmark (5m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Cool it with the threads, it's not even exponential.

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Give me all of your doom Pauls

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>20k deaths today

ikr

How did trumpbux get through burgers?

Did the GOP relent and give abortions for all and spic amnesties or did Pelosi bend the knee?

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>Beijing (-32%) Wuhan (-27%) New Delhi (-63%)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This quarantine isnt going to work longterm. Normies are already going insane. My mom (who at first supported the lockdown and was aware of the dangers of covid) suddenly starts blabbering about "coronavirus hysteria", how many people die of the flu and the economy. Friends of mine started meeting up again even though they were 100% concious of the dangers of the virus just a few days ago. Massive mental dissonance and coping is happening, some people know whow bad the virus is and still go out, others suddenly jump on the nothingburgertrain after talking about how bad this virus is and how underestimated it is for a month.

LOL,only -30%? How many days will it take to reach -80%? 40 days? 50?

Kek

FINALLY GETTING REAL NUMBERS OUT OF JAPAN

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if you ugly it’s pretty easy desu

Well, my country is officially in lock down as of 20 minutes ago. In New Zealand, where nothing ever happens.
It's kinda hitting in that this is not "just the flu bro", the world is gonna get crazy over the next month or so.

Where's the Mandate of Heaving?

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russia visits ukraine when

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She bent the knee a little.
Some compromise made but, the Dems had to give in or lose everything.

BROS I BOUGHT THE DIP, BUT IT JUST KEEPS DIPPING

OHH NOOOOOOOOOO NONOONONONONO

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>me waiting for the normies to stop chimping out so its safe to go outside again

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LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN

ahahahahahahahaha fucking normalfags

What a surprise.

Wrong I’m NEET and 12 days into nofap and noporn

chinobyl needs to be added to that list

rofl bye japshits

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He made it around the same time as 400k to make the 0-50k jump smaller

Like clockwork

This. Normalfags can't cope with the hikikomori lifestyle

FUCK ROADBARRIERS

WE USING HAY BALES NOW

(no seriously, we ran out of them)

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Or maybe because they’re independent and bills need to be paid, most people aren’t neets living under their mothers roof like most of yall

I'm trying to, but my depressed coomer instinct is hard to suppress

Charles really isn't a bad guy. He kicked Megan Markle out of the country remember.

Burgers be like

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Don't forget Ou-Chi Lung.
Or Xi Jingplague.

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>Number of cases keeps growing even with people on lockdown
>Our president is a nothingburger retard
>People actually believed that this clown would save our economy somehow
End it all Corona-chan

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Shanghai Shivers

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>still less corona cases than deaths from spanish flu
Meh, it's fucking nothing.

Good luck today, Corona-chan!

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COPE FAGGOTS. This is a MEME disease lol

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Enjoy it while it lasts my dude

wow it's almost like telling normies to SOCIALLY ISOLATE themselves is idiotic advice

should have said physical distancing from the start, stand far apart, everyone wear a mask, don't touch things, etc.

but lol we need all those masks for health care workers to use once and then throw in trash

Disregard the cringy intro, this series is relevane and filled with a wealth of vital info about what's happening right now. View, share.

Problem - reaction - solution.

Share, share, share.

bitchute.com/video/mWcUoESRO0c5/

Judging by Diamond Princess, Coronavirus real infection fatality rate is estimated to be 1.2% when controlling for age: cmmid.github.io/topics/covid19/severity/diamond_cruise_cfr_estimates.html

My layman analysis agrees with this, I'd say bounds are 0.1% (no more die, and ship is a 10x overestimate due to age and other factors) and 10% (all hospitalized die). See cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/69/wr/mm6912e3.htm for Diamond Princess current numbers (confirmed infected, hospitalized, dead).

Why would dip dip?
Completely blows my mind

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!!!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

17-Mar: Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
archive.is/f1vne

14-Mar: Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
archive.is/5VIhL

Cancer isn't "one thing" tho. A fairer commparison would be all cancer deaths vs. all virus deaths

Finnish pharmajew Orion pulled back a shit ton of Oxiklorin (Chloroquine) a week before it became common knowledge that it's a potential treatment for Covid-19. What did they mean by this?

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Anyone have that article where it says that gays shouldn’t suck each other’s asshole or risk coronavirus? I need it to redpill someone

Pelosi cucked.

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>talked to someone for 5 minutes
I'm dead

terrible bait

What are those creatures on her arms?

>Jewish Writer.
I stoped reading there

ATTENTION JOURNALISTS

Do you want to be WORLD FAMOUS?
SAVE LIVES?

Ask ANY of these questions at ANY official press conference: ASK THEM EXACTLY AS WRITTEN: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

1. Does the virus cause a permanent infection?
>If you don't know, when will you know?

2. Does the virus infect white blood cells?
>If you don't know, when will you know?

3.Does the virus infect the nervous system?
>If you don't know, when will you know?

4. Can a sick patient recover and reinfect himself and infect others?

>If you don't know, when will you know?

JOURNALISTS: PLEASE DO YOUR JOBS!

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Chinfluenza
China's One Lung Policy
Red Dead Reinfection

The reason the 'virus' re-emerges is not that it's a virus - it's that the patient is being re-entered into the environment that made them sick initially.

Check out the vid posted above.

Yet it still got (you).

Listen Up Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Lemur

Chinobyl
Mandate of Heaving
Beerbug
Quaran-ching

Naw, Trump just grabbed Schumer by the pussy and told him to stop fucking around

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>not crockwork
One job, you wafflenigger.

youtube.com/watch?v=hdcTmpvDO0I

based John

Do you have it? It's not on twitter?

A lot of words have been spilled about COVID-19 over the past few weeks. It is a shame, truly, that during the critical moments of this crisis’ first emergence, the power of the US Congress, media attention, and the President were all focused on a doomed impeachment. That impeachment may have been made on valid grounds — as demonstrated by the completely chaotic non-reaction we’re seeing from the Trump administration — but the timing, particularly the wildly inappropriate 28 day hold by Nancy Pelosi, ensured that nobody — not the people, and not the government — was paying attention when it was time to act.

With that said, this virus is incredibly lethal. While theories about bioweaponry may or may not have merit, the virus’ stunning combination of symptoms, targets, infection vectors and mutations cause absolute mayhem in the body. At first pass, the lungs are attacked; this leads to pneumonia, the degree to which is dependent on severalfactors, includingrace,gender, andage. The damage to the lungs is caused by the immune system beinginducedto overreact withcytokine storms, with T cells ordering what amounts to a tactical strike on themselves,and the surrounding tissue, in order to kill the virus. That damage also reaches theheart, causing inflammation and tissue damage. During the course of initial infection, the virus also infectsnerve cells, which are almost entirely out of the immune system’s reach.

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>Not comparing with Swine flu deaths till date.
/Cvg/ faggots cherrypicking the data they like

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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nag them on fucking twitter, you double nigger

Every fucking time this happens, rich pricks tell poorfags BUY BUY BUY as they are selling off their stocks en masse.
It’s fucking disgusting.

>product fails to meet quality control demands for 3 year shelf-life
>product shelf-life reduced to 2 years

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world meters is full of shit, it says spain deaths are at 443 today while it was announced that they were at 700+

Greta the super spreader

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Lemurs. It is a reference to an older meme of a man laughing with lemurs also laughing

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The nervous system

This is where it gets interesting. The ability to infect nerve cells is, while not unheard of, extremely rare. It is common knowledge that HSVintegrates itself into nerve cells, effectively “hiding” beyond the reach of the immune system. HIV similarly hides in immune CD4+ T-cells and remains latent for years. Herpes is mildly symptomatic; breakouts occur occasionally, the immune system handles them, and the virus remains dormant. HIV, through a different mechanism, acts similarly, remaining dormant and latent for so long as the immune system, and any medical treatments, can keep it in check.

Neither of these diseases, however, cause such severe symptoms while in latency. SARS-CoV-2 acts very differently.Rather than remaining dormant, it continues to replicate, spreading throughout nerve tissue, no longer vulnerable to the immune system. While doing so, it also spreads back into the body and causes reinfection,100% of the time. Due to the way the virusattacks CD4 immune cells, in the same manner as HIV, the body is unable to develop immunity. Reinfection is just as deadly, perhaps moreso, and inevitable.Heart damage continues, and can be lethal. Pneumonia is actually milder upon reinfection, as the immune system is largely exhausted

what's the best place for graphs of US states

>While theories about bioweaponry may or may not have merit,
I mean...

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That's all they do.
Pnuemonia deaths are decreasing week by week in America (pic related), but they seethe at the idea of that.

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I know this is bait and I'm not going to address the logarithmic scale, but here's another reasone why you're retarded:

the number of infected can't increase exponentially unless the number of tested increases exponentially, since

no. of tested >= no. of infected

always holds.

therefore if we the number of people tested increases linearly, the number of infected will seem to increase AT MOST linearly

>3 months of corona vs. 18 months of swine flu
>NOOO IT'S NOT FAIR

Godverdomme!

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I don't think we do enough tests to hit 500k today, but it would be nice

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You forgot the Shanghai Shivers

>log graph

Reinfection

However, by the time reinfection occurs,SARS-CoV-2 has reached the spinal cord, and begun infecting the brainstem. This is where it gets really hairy. The brainstem controls, among other functions,autonomic breathing. The loss of the brainstem is effectively the death of the patient; however, as the brainstem is largely concerned with autonomic functions, we may not even notice initially. COVID-19 patients in critical carewere noted to be “unable to breathe spontaneously.” This occurs in100% of patients.

This is a problem.

Before we go on, let’s recap the transmissiblity of this virus. It is carried in bothdropletsandaerosolizedin exhaled air fromasymptomatic patients: it is found instool: it survives on surfaces forup to 9 days. It is effectively the common cold, in that most people will eventually get it.

With that said, what we find ourselves with is a virus that causesheart inflammation,viral pneumonia, andbrain damage, hides in the nooks and crannies of our bodies toreinfect us indefinitely, and is as transmissible as the common cold.

Keep fighting Brit bro don’t listen to the lizard part of your brain that is trying to make you fap and watch porn again. You are your prefrontal cortex and you are in control

The longer you resist the easier it gets. REMEMBER STRICT NO PORN TOO.

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This is our future
get used to it

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>he isn't buying?
>pump it

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I don't. I only saw it already in gifs