Brit/pol/ Elevenses Edition

>Prince Charles tests positive for coronavirus
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52033845

>Benefit assessments suspended for three months while new claimants told to stay away from Jobcentres
welfareweekly.com/benefit-assessments-suspended-for-three-months-while-new-claimants-told-to-stay-away-from-jobcentres/

>Vehicle owners to be granted MOT exemption in battle against coronavirus
gov.uk/government/news/vehicle-owners-to-be-granted-mot-exemption-in-battle-against-coronavirus

>Sky ‘Looking After’ Customers By Putting Up U.K. Television Prices Amid Coronavirus Crisis
forbes.com/sites/barrycollins/2020/03/23/sky-looking-after-customers-by-putting-up-uk-television-prices-amid-coronavirus-crisis/amp/

>'Avoid using microwave to get faster internet'
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52027348

>Urgent action needed as spike in porn site traffic raises abuse fears, say MPs
theguardian.com/global-development/2020/mar/25/urgent-action-needed-as-spike-in-porn-site-traffic-raises-abuse-fears-say-mps

>Scotland to pay student nurses band 4 to tackle Coronavirus
nursingnotes.co.uk/scotland-pay-student-nurses-band-4-tackle-coronavirus/

>Youths run riot drinking, smashing bottles and setting wheelie bins on fire in County Durham
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/youths-run-riot-drinking-smashing-17961709

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RIP CORONAKING CHARLES
HI BONGS

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Parliament closing, bunch of poofs.

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First for are Mozza
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what do you think about my gf lads?

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She ded

Alri la

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do you think boris will copy the sharts with economic stimulus?

Should rename this the yewtree virus taking out all the pervs

Looks like Charles got his CORONAtion

>Emily, from Kings Lynn, Norfolk, had warned loved ones days before the tragedy: “More people will die from suicide during this than the virus itself”.

>Her family said the teen was concerned about coronavirus and the “mental health impacts of isolation”.

Another victim of the left wing mental health obsession trying to normalise mental illness and convince every (white) child that they have mental health issues because they may feel stressed over exams or have any other normal childhood emotional experiences

Good morning

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Too hot lads, fucking sick of Summer.

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ARE NIGE on the lockdown

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So is Harry out of the running since he decided to marry a nigger or would he still be King if Charles dies?

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kek

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i call dibs on being manhands this thread

I put my heating on earlier. Only just turned it off again now its warmed up a little.

Oversocialised
No more instagram likes for her. Sad!

morning laddy
thanks for the comfy thread to wake up to

William and his children come first

Niges gonna ditch the radio shows and just do comfy pat condell style rants

You again!

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Seething that that brexit nonsense is cancelled

The Queen, Charles, William and all his kids would have to die before Harry could become king

>Another victim of the left wing mental health obsession
what french peasants care about mental health?

Much more gloriuous than an usual coromation. Think about bring crowned by the god herself.

I would

it goes to William first, then his kids. it only goes to Harry if they all die

The line is

Charles and Camilla
William and Kate
George
Charlotte
The 3rd kid forget his name
Harry and his Mutt Wife
Randy Andrew
And then the cousins

>Harry and his Mutt Wife
>Randy Andrew
What about Archie? Surely he'd be before Andrew

even then, i doubt he’d want it. we’d probably just go full republic like we’re going to anyway in a couple of generations

the third kid is called Tyrone

no need to mention the wives lad. they have no relevence to the line of succession

imagine topping yourself because you can't go out for a few weeks

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hope it's george desu would be funny having a 4 year old as king.

Keep getting a shooting pain in my rihgt bollock. Is this the Corona?

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>manhands obsessing about bbc again
this is why no one like you manhands

If you can’t handle isolation you aren’t Northern European.
Prior to civilisation, we would gather all our resources in the summer and when winter came we would isolate, only going out to hunt or get food.
Isolation is apart of us and makes us plan ahead for the future.
All these normies going off their heads because of isolation show how disconnected we are to ourselves and our ancestors.

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>archie
archayvious

hello bea stalker

Are normies going to start killing themselves?

Are chinks immune to salmonella?

Could be ball cancer lad, or you’re wanking too much which reduces risk of ball cancer

They will turn black and drop off soon.

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THE TRUTH ABOUT CORONA!!

>being this angry because someone is attractive

once george has kids they will be next up, completely obliterating any hopes harry and megan had

Judging by the shit they eat salmonella is probably a powerup.

bet the guy working in the morgue is giddy right now

Imagine if the power went out, thatd be an eye opener.

>YOU'VE BEEN TANGOED

>angry
What are you talking about.
Im SHOCKED.
Not angry lad.

Not as pretty as my wife.

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>apart of us
This means that isolation is not part of us. "A part" and "apart" have opposite meanings. Overall your post is retarded because it assumes no development between the times of "pre civilisation" and now. Your IQ is LowQ

Do you like mine?

She doesn't moan at what you say or do. Perfect.

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wtf is that shit

So if Harry is still in line to be King whatbwas the point of all that bullshit about him "not being royal anymore"?
Bongland is confusing.

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CHARLES HAS CORONA

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52033845

Funnily enough if all goes to shit, this mong who owns Harewood House near Leeds is somewhere in line to be King lmao

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>So some hottie cant get attention for 24 hours, and off's herself ???
>women this beautiful have life on easy mode.
either seethe or simp

WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.

So some hottie cant get attention for 24 hours, and off's herself ???
Im calling BULLSHIT.
women this beautiful have life on easy mode.
there's got to be more to this story...?

>four years ago she was diagnosed with high-functioning autism
S...she could have been our of /OurGirls/ lads..
/cvg/ schizos what have you done...
people dont kill themselves because they are afraid of dying tho, thats totally illogical.

It's got to have something to do with love/relationship/abuse/loss/loneliness. This is why people kill themselves.
Hard to imagine she would be lonely tho...


maybe this
some kinda abuse she felt too ashamed to talk about.
family blame it on "corona"
very sad if so.

she looks like a tranny with a bad wig

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He just can't be bothered with the duties, he never Abdicated

>no comma after "overall"
bruh

>i cut my own hair

stop replying to him

Take that back or I'll fucking do you.

he's no longer a 'working royal' meaning he doesn't play any day to day role in the royal family anymore. but he is still in the line of succession

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WHAT.
Stick to your day job faggot,
You clearly suck a psychology.

My who point is there must be MORE to the story.
I dont believe this had ANYTHING to do with fear about corona.

Wow

Attractive autistic people dont exist lamb

who cares

he's got nice bobbies

Don't need a comma there.

She would think everyone here is a cunt.

>Radio 4

>Reports about Marseille and its self segregating communities.

>Tells that the Muslim areas are shit holes and the Jewish areas are civilised superior places.

>Says about increased terrorists attacks.

>Concludes that it is all the fault of the right wing parties, that people are stupid and were lied by the right wing.

>an spelling error discredits everything I said
We were under harsh Darwinian selection tens of thousands of years before civilisation came, it made up who we are.
Now, what will have more of an impact, tens of thousands of years under natural selection or a few hundreds of years of somewhat civilisation?

she looks like Sargon on oestrogen

The Queen will get it next unless this post gets 20 (you)s.

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Not anymore anyway

I don't.
Just curious.

The line is determined by blood not by whoever is bothered to do royal duties. If it came to Harry he would just pass it to Andrew

Won't give you a (You) because I want her to get it.

We on lock down 30mins ago hear knts driving like normal hahahah

She's been well used already lad.

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That's a man dude. Looks like a young Dave Lee Roth

the queen will live to 820 and hate every second of it.